Author Topic: 2017 "Real" (& Fantasy) Football Thread - Super Bowl Long IIsland  (Read 30013 times)

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>implying the NFL isn't rigged

Much to the delight of DeAngelo Williams, Steve Smith Senior, and Josh Norman, apparently the Panthers fired their GM today, which made me remember that Ftahdr is a human being that exists. I'll be honest, I'm only making this thread as a honey pot because I want his reaction to this news. But eventually we'll get around to fantasy stuff too. (Who's gonna roll the dice on Ezekiel Elliot this year?)

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2017, 01:23:03 AM »
LOL REDSKINS

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2017, 04:12:13 PM »
I'm sure Allen was just really heavily invested in the Kirk Angle scandal storyline on Monday Night RAW.
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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2017, 10:41:44 AM »
Wonder what disaster will befall the Chargers this year. Will it finally be the year the team stays intact while Rivers breaks a leg tripping over his 11 kids?

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2017, 01:36:49 PM »
Wonder what disaster will befall the Chargers this year

"No one showing up to games" is the most likely scenario.

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2017, 05:29:54 PM »
(Who's gonna roll the dice.....this year?)

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2017, 05:45:00 PM »
"No one showing up to games" is the most likely scenario.
But that's every year for the Chargers

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2017, 06:28:01 PM »
The depths of people not going to chargers games has yet to be fully explored

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2017, 08:48:53 PM »
Better watch your step or Dante Fowler will throw your groceries in a pond

Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2017, 09:45:14 PM »
In for another year of Rodgers carrying GB to the playoffs with another early exit.
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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2017, 12:11:24 AM »

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2017, 07:59:57 AM »
>RG3 working out for Chargers
Oh boy

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2017, 08:10:37 AM »
Notably fragile QB playing for notably injury-prone team?

What could possibly go wrong.

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2017, 02:44:32 PM »
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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread
« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2017, 09:05:12 PM »

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread
« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2017, 09:15:08 AM »
It's back!

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread
« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2017, 03:55:57 PM »
It's back!
Truly a masterpiece.

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread
« Reply #18 on: July 31, 2017, 05:26:59 PM »
Today's loljags news: Brendan Albert just retired.
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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread
« Reply #19 on: July 31, 2017, 05:44:15 PM »
At least we don't have to pay him now.

Would've been nice to have something resembling a quality starter at LT.  I think Cam Robinson will be up to the task but probably not as a rookie.

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread
« Reply #20 on: August 01, 2017, 04:12:31 AM »
Speaking of the WYTS articles, you ready for tomorrow, Edible? :3
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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread
« Reply #21 on: August 01, 2017, 04:17:48 AM »
I won't be ready unless I can drink at work.

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread
« Reply #22 on: August 01, 2017, 04:57:49 AM »
Just sneak it in via a mountain bottle like people used to do in high school.

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread
« Reply #23 on: August 01, 2017, 06:17:40 PM »
The article feels fairly tame by WYTS standards, but holy moley did Del hit a grand slam with his submission.
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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread
« Reply #24 on: August 01, 2017, 06:26:45 PM »
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The team hasn?t had a winning season since the iPhone came out.

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread
« Reply #25 on: August 03, 2017, 07:36:07 PM »
The last few weren't that great, but the Jets one is a fucking classic.

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread
« Reply #26 on: August 03, 2017, 07:48:28 PM »
My favorite part is how the fan comments open with more drunk and frustrated one-liners than total fan comments other teams got/will get.
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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread
« Reply #27 on: August 05, 2017, 02:18:38 AM »
Chargers challenging them. Rightfully so

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread
« Reply #28 on: August 05, 2017, 06:55:31 PM »
So I want two things out of this season, and it's the same two things I always want.

-I want the Ravens to lose and lose horribly, because I'm a Neohioan and I do not forget or forgive. Nursing a grudge is our state sport.
-I want the South to lose, because it will hurt them worse than many other things will.

If I can have these. I will be happy. If I have to pick one, I want the latter first. That's my foobaw take.

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread
« Reply #29 on: August 10, 2017, 12:13:52 AM »
So I want two things out of this season, and it's the same two things I always want.

-I want the Ravens to lose and lose horribly, because I'm a Neohioan and I do not forget or forgive. Nursing a grudge is our state sport.
-I want the South to lose, because it will hurt them worse than many other things will.

If I can have these. I will be happy. If I have to pick one, I want the latter first. That's my foobaw take.

I think you're going to get both of those.  The AFC South is probably dogshit again this season, and the Ravens are literally going to start Ryan Mallett.