Author Topic: CPSS8: Imperishable Gift  (Read 11057 times)

HakureiSM

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Re: CPSS8: Imperishable Gift
« Reply #330 on: January 05, 2017, 08:39:27 PM »
That's not a bad idea, especially considering how popular food as a gift is becoming every year, although I believe the burden is on the recipient to make that clear beforehand. Maybe make it clear in the OP that food is a possibility, so people can point it out when they sign up.

I would also like to make it clear once more that I have no desire of being gifted a dildo. If I ever want a dildo it's easier to buy one locally. Keep sending me not-dildo stuff though, that's where the fun is at.

Also I find it hard to believe that a whole twelve people have yet to get their shit.

Post your shit, people.
« Last Edit: January 06, 2017, 01:12:53 AM by HakureiSM »
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Re: CPSS8: Imperishable Gift
« Reply #331 on: January 05, 2017, 11:55:49 PM »
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Despatched to overseas (Country code: US)

That's what I got for ya, mang.

Well, I did get a more different gift in the mail from MMO Homie today. I could put up a picture of that. Or yalls could get me steam games and I'll put up screenshots of the gift pop-ups.

Re: CPSS8: Imperishable Gift
« Reply #332 on: January 06, 2017, 03:23:54 AM »
I would also like to make it clear once more that I have no desire of being gifted a dildo
The more you say it the more someone will want to send you one :V

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Re: CPSS8: Imperishable Gift
« Reply #333 on: January 06, 2017, 04:15:43 AM »
The more you say it the more someone will want to send you one :V

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Re: CPSS8: Imperishable Gift
« Reply #334 on: January 06, 2017, 04:47:50 AM »
If one of you sends me a dildo next year at least make it a good quality one.


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Re: CPSS8: Imperishable Gift
« Reply #335 on: January 06, 2017, 06:33:37 AM »
ITT: Perverted Secret Santa helpers. Santa Hakurei should exterminate you all for being naughty.

What about Ona-holes.

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Re: CPSS8: Imperishable Gift
« Reply #336 on: January 06, 2017, 02:24:11 PM »
What about Ona-holes.
Honestly, those need to be of higher quality than what's been passed on so far
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Re: CPSS8: Imperishable Gift
« Reply #337 on: January 06, 2017, 04:01:33 PM »
Tsundere for dildos
Dildo-dere

Dildere, surely.

"I- I didn't really like your gift, baka! My.. My mixing wand is broken and I can't beat these eggs without it. That's all!"

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Re: CPSS8: Imperishable Gift
« Reply #338 on: January 07, 2017, 02:24:03 AM »
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HakureiSM

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Re: CPSS8: Imperishable Gift
« Reply #339 on: January 07, 2017, 10:00:52 PM »
You know people actually say that in hospitals all the time
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Re: CPSS8: Imperishable Gift
« Reply #340 on: January 07, 2017, 11:46:40 PM »
Voice of experience right there.

HakureiSM

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Re: CPSS8: Imperishable Gift
« Reply #341 on: January 08, 2017, 03:01:07 AM »
If it helps your childish fantasies, sure
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Re: CPSS8: Imperishable Gift
« Reply #342 on: January 08, 2017, 05:06:40 AM »
Back from overseas trip and I think my package might have arrived while I was away. Collecting it from the post office tomorrow evening so the earliest I can post findings is monday evening.

Honestly, those need to be of higher quality than what's been passed on so far

Just hope it isn't second hand or something

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Re: CPSS8: Imperishable Gift
« Reply #343 on: January 08, 2017, 06:09:47 AM »
You know people actually say that in hospitals all the time
Yes that was the joke

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Re: CPSS8: Imperishable Gift
« Reply #344 on: January 09, 2017, 10:08:54 AM »
The funny thing is that i havent received my CPSS nor my other two non CPSS christmas gifts at all bought myself dark souls 3, does that count for anything

santa must hate me at least in america :'^)
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Re: CPSS8: Imperishable Gift
« Reply #345 on: January 09, 2017, 12:25:18 PM »
Sorry about the no nsfw thang tho, I really didn't want to get on the bad side of customs here so yeaaah

But enough dawdling! On to the unboxing!

A mysterious box appears after sitting in the post office awfully close to the collection deadline...

With an equally mysterious tag which leaked out of the side (or was it intentional?)

Considering I was kinda lazy filling out the list I'd say your gifts are quite spot on.



Oh boy, this stuff, a friend from Brazil fed me this before and man it is really sneaky. I think she used lemons instead though? Either way, gonna try it out sometime with a substitute cause it is a little hard to find Cachaca here.

These were pretty tasty and reminded me a bit of some chinese candies. I'll send some if I get the chance to get hold of them haha



2hu stuff is always good! Yuyuko merch is more than welcome and the Reisen charms are subtle enough to hang off my phone without totally weebing out. (Says the person who went to work today with a hilariously unsubtle Reimu shirt) The art in the artbooks is really cute as well!

All in all, many thanks for the gifts Nietz!

HakureiSM

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Re: CPSS8: Imperishable Gift
« Reply #346 on: January 10, 2017, 08:56:29 PM »
what are these, images for ants

Tip: don't crush the lemons(do use lemons, though any acid fruit works if you want to experiment later) with the pestle, just squeeze them a bit and let them do their thing. Also you see some people just tossing the ingredients in a cocktail shaker and beating it around, never do that. This is an assembled cocktail, not shaken.

Also funny that I got some American variant of p?-de-moleque, then someone got actual p?-de-moleque
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Re: CPSS8: Imperishable Gift
« Reply #347 on: January 10, 2017, 10:40:30 PM »
So; we're still missing:

Vyrien - No clue ctrl+f can't even find him between here and Page 7. He's been online. Sent a PM as a reminder/'Can you update us'
Vento - Says he hasn't received yet
Purvis - Still waiting in shipping hell
Drake - Any update on your stuff?
Zirene - Hasn't logged in since Dec 24th

I found the reports from everyone else not linked in the OP.
« Last Edit: January 10, 2017, 10:44:10 PM by Raikaria »


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HakureiSM

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Re: CPSS8: Imperishable Gift
« Reply #348 on: January 10, 2017, 10:43:18 PM »
Vyrien's too buried in exams to do anything of social nature, will post as soon as she's done with those
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Re: CPSS8: Imperishable Gift
« Reply #349 on: January 10, 2017, 10:44:32 PM »
Vyrien's too buried in exams to do anything of social nature, will post as soon as she's done with those

Well now I feel bad about sending a query by PM in case she forgot.


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Re: CPSS8: Imperishable Gift
« Reply #350 on: January 11, 2017, 09:23:12 AM »


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Re: CPSS8: Imperishable Gift
« Reply #351 on: January 11, 2017, 05:04:22 PM »
Don't worry Drake. Since it snows and probably cold as fuck in Canada, you could easily pretend it is Christmas when your gift arrives.

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Re: CPSS8: Imperishable Gift
« Reply #352 on: January 11, 2017, 05:28:14 PM »
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Re: CPSS8: Imperishable Gift
« Reply #353 on: January 11, 2017, 07:15:42 PM »

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Re: CPSS8: Imperishable Gift
« Reply #354 on: January 12, 2017, 01:52:07 AM »
I seriously think your gift is being shipped via rowboat or something

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Re: CPSS8: Imperishable Gift
« Reply #355 on: January 12, 2017, 08:05:38 AM »
Well his package would first be delivered with pigeons, but they froze to death. Don't think a row boat is going to help.

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Re: CPSS8: Imperishable Gift
« Reply #356 on: January 15, 2017, 03:48:07 PM »

i got something in the mail and I really like the design here
decorations????


whaaaat are thooose
thats a lot of candy chocolate, I hope they're fine travelling from literally Iceland to Sunland
(the thing on the bottom left is not candy but a handmade candle)
The green packets listed Cocoa Liquor on the ingredients list so I'm kind of excited to try them (Put them in the fridge first so they'd be nice and cold :ohdear: )

And what I thought to be a snowflake wasn't actually a snowflake, the back says:
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The Helm of Awe is an ancient Icelandic magical symbol. It is said to offer powerful protection against evil in general and the anger and abuse of power by chieftains in particular. It is acompanied by the following introductory verse: I cast out the hatred / Of my foes / And rich men's fury / Likewise goes.Is my headache caused by something not-evil because I'm still feeling it ;_;



Looks like a snowflake so why not go on my asian not-christmas not-tree-either in true hipster fashion!

I already found out you were my santa from the thread, >>>>>>>but signing off on the not-snowflake :vvvvvvvvvvv
Thanks Ammy ! Hopefully I can come back with a candy report or something
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Re: CPSS8: Imperishable Gift
« Reply #357 on: January 16, 2017, 12:48:58 AM »
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Re: CPSS8: Imperishable Gift
« Reply #358 on: January 17, 2017, 01:29:37 PM »
Thanks Ammy ! Hopefully I can come back with a candy report or something

Oh ho ho. Please do! Hopefully you'll have a better reaction than this guy.

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Re: CPSS8: Imperishable Gift
« Reply #359 on: January 20, 2017, 03:16:27 AM »
Are you ready for the the arthritis, boys and girls? Are you prepared to experience the photography or someone whose malfunctioning brain sometimes goes left when he wants right and vice versa? Are you ready to wonder just how someone with such bad hand-eye coordination could possibly beat a normal mode!? Are you prepared to question how a cellphone camera could be so overwhelmingly crappy?!?

No?




TOO BAD IT'S TIME FOR

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It's a box! With Kisume and her slime homies for scale and also protection of addresses.







They make a fine team, don't you think?







That's it, lads, all together now. (It's gonna take me weeks to get them out of that bubble wrap)






Whatever this is, they don't like it...







Oh lord the inauguration is tomorrow this is too real ;_:







Here's a picture with the HUD, which I really like. Helps sell the whole thing. A lovely envelope indeed!

Inside this was a very kind letter that I won't show because I don't want people stealing this nice person's DNA and also the picture had an address in the background. Secret Santos mentions that they thought about going onto Amazon, but felt going to a brick and mortar establishment is preferable when getting gifts. As well, they hoped my jimmies were not too rustled by sudden Trump-kuns, and apologized for their lovely and fully legible handwriting.

But with that very kind letter was something else!






I tried and tried to get my shitty camera to take a decent pic of this, but it's just not happening.  Maybe I'll be able to get it scanned in the future? Either way, it's very pretty!






She likes it!







Goomer is interested in the big score here.





Oooooooooooooooooh SHIT! That looks interesting as hell! And it's also got surprisingly thick page stock.

Thank you very much Mysteryous Singaporean Secret Santa! The arts were lovely and amusing, the book looks helluva good and precisely the kind of thing I enjoy reading. Well done on all fronts, thank you so much!