The only thing I'm worried about is that some nut will try and MAKE it the apocolypse.
'Sup~?
>Some nut will try and MAKE it the apocalypse
>Theorin Satsuki
>DarkHedge's help as a funds, beer, manly love and general power provider
>MotK's sponsoring
>'Sup~?
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Touhou 2012
Touhou Hatsugensokyo 東方 初幻想郷 - New Gensokyo
Programmer, personal bitch of TSO and general slave: ZUN
Additional code, sponsor: Maidens of the Kaleidoscope
Advertising, beverage supply, military operation, manly love, staff supervisor, etc: Myself, Theorin SatsukiFeatures:
3 playable characters, Reimu Hakurei, Marisa Kirisame, Rin Satsuki
Brand new story that
completely retcons the past characters and setting
Puts back the ONLY RELEVANT TRIO OF PLAYABLE CHARACTERS - And the one that should have always been
Even more wicked game modes- Easy for wusses, Normal for story readers, Hard for arcade amateurs and DoDonPachi whores and Lunatic for Tsundonut. Oh and don't even hope of seeing the end of Extra.
EXTREME Danmaku, with EXTREME patterns and BROFISTS and POWER BABIES and EVEN MORE MARY SUE LOLIS - In other words: All you knew about touhou, only MORE EXTREME!
A brand new story about THE END OF THE WORLD, AND THE BEGINNING OF A NEW ONE (Play as Rin Satsuki to see the ONLY RELEVANT ENDING)
COMING SOON.(ZUN is not responsible for any fugly artwork as he was pressured, captured, hostaged and threatened to death in order to code this game. If you have complaints, or suggestions, write the letter and post it in your trash. Cause we don't care. MotK is not responsible for any of you to suddenly RAAAAAEG about Touhou because this game became suddenly too extreme for you - Touhou won't get easier for you even if it's the end of the world, crybaby. Man up and 1CC in Lunatic now.
You better make me Idiot Maiden for that.)