Wind Priestess Quest

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

>Obviously they've awoken some kind of evilness sleeping in the underground. Wait, that only happens in video games.

>Yeah, only in video games. Wait a second...

>Hatch time. Head back inside to speak with Suwako again.

>You leave the elevator and make your way back to the tea room.
>"Back so soon?" Suwako asks, "Is something wrong?"

>Lockdown huh. Then there's definitely something happening down there. And it's probably not renovation..

>Something fishy is definitely going on down there. This warrants further investigation.
>_

[WodofGar]

>"Something fishy..."
>WAGGETYSAGGETY!

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

>"Something fishy..."
>WAGGETYSAGGETY!

>"Hmm? What's fishy?" Suwako asks.

>WAGGETYSAGGETY!

>"It's Wakasagihime! Say it with me: Wa. ka. Sagihime!"
>_

[Neovereign]

>"Wa. Ka. Sagihime.....pfft I'm sorry Wakasagihime, your name's too hard to remember and too fun to mess with."
>"The elevator's on lockdown and won't work. So if we're going to find anything out down there, we'll have to take Reimu's path and fight or sneak past that bridge girl. Percy, I think her name was?"

[WodofGar]

>Percy Mizsushi and the Invasion of the Shrine Maidens.

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

>"Wa. Ka. Sagihime.....pfft I'm sorry Wakasagihime, your name's too hard to remember and too fun to mess with."

>Wakasagihime: TT_TT

>"The elevator's on lockdown and won't work. So if we're going to find anything out down there, we'll have to take Reimu's path and fight or sneak past that bridge girl. Percy, I think her name was?"

>"Huh, that's odd. Why would the elevator be on lockdown?" Suwako replies, "You are going to find out more about this, right?"

>Percy Mizsushi and the Invasion of the Shrine Maidens.

>Someone write this Fanfiction, NOW! lol no.
>Soon to be a major motion picture that will spawn seven sequels! Coming soon to a theater near you! Wait. Scratch that! There are no theaters in Gensokyo!
>_

[Neovereign]

>Oh dang we should've dared Wakasagihime to let us princess carry her through the mansion when we were still doing truth or dare...Before the 1 leg stand of course.
>"Of course I have to. It's probably related to this incident anyways. But I'd like some company. Not that it's too tough or anything, Just that all the other incident resolvers have always been doing things without me."
>No theatres you say?

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

_{//Sorry for the late reply. I'm starting my first year of college, and things have been rather chaotic recently.}

>Oh dang we should've dared Wakasagihime to let us princess carry her through the mansion when we were still doing truth or dare...Before the 1 leg stand of course

>That would've been so perfect!

>"Of course I have to. It's probably related to this incident anyways. But I'd like some company. Not that it's too tough or anything, Just that all the other incident resolvers have always been doing things without me."

>"Well, unfortunately, someone has to stay here and watch the shrine, especially with our new... followers..." Suwako pauses, "Maybe you can take that umbrella girl with you?"

>No theatres you say?

>GAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO~!
>_

[Neovereign]

>"Okay, I'll watch the shrine and you go solve the incident-good luck!"
>"Well she is stubborn, so maybe she'll be useful for distracting the bridge guard for me."
>"Also, I was attacked on the way here. Although I dealt with them, I worry about them coming here and wrecking the place so please take care."
>Finish tea, head to where Kogasa was.

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

>"Okay, I'll watch the shrine and you go solve the incident-good luck!"

>"Really? Oh, well if you insist."
>Suwako was never seen again.

>"Well she is stubborn, so maybe she'll be useful for distracting the bridge guard for me."
>"Also, I was attacked on the way here. Although I dealt with them, I worry about them coming here and wrecking the place so please take care."

>"I'll be careful. You be safe too."

>Finish tea, head to where Kogasa was.

>You do not have any tea right now, you finished it before you left for the elevator.
>You leave Suwako and head back to the living room, passing a couple groups of fairies along the way. Kogasa is still seated on the futon, watching the TV.
>_

[WodofGar]

>Claim to have forgotten something.
>Go back to Suwako.
>Hug Suwako.

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

>Claim to have forgotten something.

>Nobody in the room has noticed you yet. So there is no need to announce that you have forgotten something.

>Go back to Suwako.
>Hug Suwako.

>You quickly head back to Suwako and give her a hug.
>Suwako seems to jump in surprise at first, but she seems to accept your embrace.
>"Stay warm out there." she says when you are finished.
>_

[Neovereign]

>Who said we were finished hugging!?
>"Thanks Grandma Suwako-sama."
>To the Kogasa!

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

>Who said we were finished hugging!?

>The plot did.

>"Thanks Grandma Suwako-sama."
>To the Kogasa!

>You say a few final words to Suwako before making your way over to the living room once more.
>Kogasa is still watching TV and does not appear to have noticed you yet.
>_

[Neovereign]

>Blow wind on her umbrella to surprise her.
>"Hey Kogasa, I wanna ask you something."

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

>Blow wind on her umbrella to surprise her.

>You sneakily creep up behind Kogasa and with a huff and a puff deep breath you blow on her umbrella.
>"EEEEEEEEEEEEK!" Kogasa yelps as she feels the air on her umbrella. She begins frantically looking around until she spots you.
>"Hey! No fair! I'm the one who's supposed to surprise you! Not the other way around!"

>"Hey Kogasa, I wanna ask you something."

>"What do you want?"
>_

[Neovereign]

>"I'm heading to the underground city to see what's going on down there and I wanted to see if you would come along to help resolve the incident. You know, as payment for sitting around in my goddess' shrine."

[WodofGar]

>Wave hand in front of face.
>"You are perfectly fine with being a distracting secondary character for the next 5 hours."

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

>"I'm heading to the underground city to see what's going on down there and I wanted to see if you would come along to help resolve the incident. You know, as payment for sitting around in my goddess' shrine."

>"Ugh. Do I have to?" she groans, "Also, why me? Aside from the whole 'payment' thing... I mean, can't you just ask one of these fairies or something?"

>Wave hand in front of face.
>"You are perfectly fine with being a distracting secondary character for the next 5 hours."

>"I AM PERFECTLY FINE WITH BEING A DISTRACTING SECONDARY CHARACTER FOR THE NEXT FIVE HOURS..."
>Darth Sanae strikes again!
>_

[WodofGar]

>As much as I hate to say it, "You'd be a whole lot more useful than most of the fairies here."
>Sometimes you just gotta take one for the team.

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

>As much as I hate to say it, "You'd be a whole lot more useful than most of the fairies here."
>Sometimes you just gotta take one for the team.

>Grudgingly, you admit the truth to Kogasa.
>"Useful? Me!? Since when am I useful?"
>_

[WodofGar]

>"MY DARLING KOGASA, YOU ARE THE SHIELD THAT PROTECTS ME FROM THE HARSH WORDS OF MY H8RS, YOU ARE THE CANOPY OF LOVE UPON WHICH I ROOST WITHIN, YOU ARE THE KARAKASA OF THE DARKEST NIGHT, COME TO GUARD ME FROM THE WIND AND RAIN. I ASK THAT YOU TAKE MY HAND IN HOLY MATROMONY, I LOVE THEE!"
>"Well, it's better than being a fairy isn't it?"

[Neovereign]

>Oh man, the "Do I have to" and this whole scene makes it look like Kogasa and Sanae are a married couple or something.
>"You want me to ask these guys?" Point at fairies doing something completely illogical and idioticly stupid.
>"Besides, there's a bunch of people down there just ripe for the scaring. In fact, there's one person who's probably sitting at the same spot since probably an hour ago."
DARNIT MISSED MY CHAAAANCE QQ (Wait, not entirely. This may still apply...)

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

>"MY DARLING KOGASA, YOU ARE THE SHIELD THAT PROTECTS ME FROM THE HARSH WORDS OF MY H8RS, YOU ARE THE CANOPY OF LOVE UPON WHICH I ROOST WITHIN, YOU ARE THE KARAKASA OF THE DARKEST NIGHT, COME TO GUARD ME FROM THE WIND AND RAIN. I ASK THAT YOU TAKE MY HAND IN HOLY MATROMONY, I LOVE THEE!"

>"Good Sanae. Your sesquipedalian, superfluous poetic proposal has moved me in way that I, a posh, upperclass umbrella, cannot fully comprehend. Therefore and thusly, I humbly accept your honest proposition, and reciprocate your offer of joining eternally in a state of holy matrimony, the details of which involve becoming inseparable until one or both of us departs to the macabre tragedy that is the afterlife, or until we agree to formally submit a document of divorce, which would involve our tearful separation, and one of us, which in our situation would most certainly be yours truly, inheriting a large sum of the other's possessions. Furthermore, the conditions of our arrangement shall also involve potential periods of meaningless bickering between each other, but if our commitment is of reputable and stalwart strength, we shall move past such encounters and continue to live in an utterly blissful and chivalrous state of companionship"

>Oh man, the "Do I have to" and this whole scene makes it look like Kogasa and Sanae are a married couple or something.

>Thanks to WodofGar, they are now forever united in a prolonged mutual partnership that shall last until one or both of them perishes, or submits an official document, written on parchment, formally requesting their immediate and tearful separation...

>"Well, it's better than being a fairy isn't it?"

>"You want me to ask these guys?" Point at fairies doing something completely illogical and idioticly stupid.

>You point to two fairies fighting over a twig of all things, one is pulling on the other's hair, while the other grabs the TV remote and frantically tries to bash the other fairy in the head with it. Within seconds the twig snaps in half, sending the duo flying in opposite directions. Immediately, the two resume fighting, with each one trying to get the other fairy's half.
>The entire scene looks as if it's straight out of a cartoon...
>"Okay, I guess you have a point there..." Kogasa replies.

>"Besides, there's a bunch of people down there just ripe for the scaring. In fact, there's one person who's probably sitting at the same spot since probably an hour ago."

>"Really?" she responds, you certainly got her at least a little bit interested, "Do you think they scare easily?"
>_

[WodofGar]

>"I don't know, it's pretty dark down there, but I don't think most of them can actually SEE in the dark. I don't think they have many karakasa either. You could probably get 3 or 4 at least..."

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

>"I don't know, it's pretty dark down there, but I don't think most of them can actually SEE in the dark. I don't think they have many karakasa either. You could probably get 3 or 4 at least..."

>Kogasa thinks for a moment.
>"Well alright, I guess I'll come with you if it means I get a chance to surprise people..." she says.
>_

[Neovereign]

>"Okay, let's go there quickly. I don't wanna get caught in another blizzard."
>Back to Reimu's Shrine.

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

>"Okay, let's go there quickly. I don't wanna get caught in another blizzard."

>"Aright then." Kogasa replies as she stands up.

>Back to Reimu's Shrine.

>The two of you leave the Moriya Shrine and begin flying in the direction of the underground entrance near the Hakurei Shrine.
>"Brrr..." you hear Kogasa say a few minutes into the flight, "Hey, can I ask you something? How warm do you think it is underground?"
>_

[WodofGar]

>"Definitely much warmer underground, closer to the core of the planet and no wind chill!"
>There's no way Utsuho taught me that, none.

[Neovereign]

>"Hey, I've kinda got a few questions for you Kogasa. Mainly, how does you're umbrella body effect your human-like body?"