Wind Priestess Quest

[WodofGar]

>"What did being under the influence of the miracle mallet feel like?"
^{//And I understand that sometimes we have to go do human things like have lives, don't worry about it dude.}

[Neovereign]

>Sanae: "Under the influence!? Wakasagihime, how high are you on a typical day?
Wakasagihime: "Somewhere below sea level..."
>Plot to use the miracle mallet in hopes of gaining more faith from it's miracles.

[WodofGar]

>BRILLIANT!

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

>"What did being under the influence of the miracle mallet feel like?"

>"Huh!?! How did you know that I was involved with that!?!" she asks.

>Sanae: "Under the influence!? Wakasagihime, how high are you on a typical day?
Wakasagihime: "Somewhere below sea level..."

>"I was gonna swim in the lake, until I got high..."
>"I was gonna break the surface, and make a wake, but then I got high..."
>"Now I'm beached on land, and I know why..." (Why man? Yeah heeey!)
>"Because I got high!"
>"Because I got high!"
>"Because I got hiiiiiiigggghhhh!!!"

>Plot to use the miracle mallet in hopes of gaining more faith from it's miracles.

>BRILLIANT!

>Such a plot would fail quickly, as only an inchling can use it.
>_

[WodofGar]

>"Oh, Reimu and I are really good friends, she tells me all about the incidents I miss out on."
//which is almost none, poor Sakuya even got beat by REISEN.

[Neovereign]

>"Oh my Kanako I knew you'd stall the game just to spite me. I don't know you anymooooore!" grab our clothes and fly home.
>Proceed to cry on a pillow in our room.
//Well, poorer Reimu got beat by KOISHI! ^{Reimu being out-popularized somehow seemed unavoidable...}
>"So uh, how'd it feel?" Try to keep our balance well.

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

>"Oh, Reimu and I are really good friends, she tells me all about the incidents I miss out on."

>"But that still doesn't explain how you know that I was involved with that. You made no mention about hearing about me when we met..."

>"Oh my Kanako I knew you'd stall the game just to spite me. I don't know you anymooooore!" grab our clothes and fly home.

>"You brought this on yourself by asking about information that you are extremely unlikely to have known about in the continuity of this game and making the GM decide to let you try and explain exactly how you came upon this information!"

>Proceed to cry on a pillow in our room.

>The pillow is now soaked you must now fly back to the SDM to dry it by a fireplace.

>"So uh, how'd it feel?" Try to keep our balance well.

>You easily maintain your equilibrium.
>"Well, besides the fact that the mallet's influence made me a bit more bold than usual, I really didn't feel any different."
>"Truth or dare?"
>_

[WodofGar]

>"Dare"
>"It sorta slipped my mind when we first met. You were stuck in ice and I just wanted to help you get out, then I kinda fell in the lake and humans have trouble thinking straight in life threatening situations..."

[Neovereign]

>Come back into the room and set the pillow near the fireplace to dry silently. Look at Wakasagihime. (Completely Monotone) "Kogasa spilled something on my pillow. And the reason I knew about that was because I read the news." Proceed to stand back on 1 leg.
>"Eh, I'm already doing a dare so... meh what's there to lose~ Dare me.""C'mon I DARE YOU to DARE ME!!!"

[WodofGar]

>SO EXTREME

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

>"Dare"

>"Eh, I'm already doing a dare so... meh what's there to lose~ Dare me.""C'mon I DARE YOU to DARE ME!!!"

>Wakasagihime thinks for a moment, looking around the room.
>"I dare you to mess with those two fairies over there..." she whispers, while pointing to a couple of fairy maids working nearby with their backs turned to you.

>"It sorta slipped my mind when we first met. You were stuck in ice and I just wanted to help you get out, then I kinda fell in the lake and humans have trouble thinking straight in life threatening situations..."

>"Oh, okay. I guess that makes sense."

>Come back into the room and set the pillow near the fireplace to dry silently. Look at Wakasagihime. (Completely Monotone) "Kogasa spilled something on my pillow. And the reason I knew about that was because I read the news." Proceed to stand back on 1 leg.

>"Somehow, I knew you'd come crawling back..."

>SO EXTREME

>Thanks, now my eardrums are bleeding. As punishment you now receive this:
>GAME OVER!
>Reason: BANNED!
>You also lose all your faith.
>
>_

[Neovereign]

>"Aw that's kinda mean, but okay, not anything too serious though."
>In a loud enough voice "Hey wait, did you just say the Pad Chief Sakuya's mistresses are just a couple of Loli vampires? Fairy maids how could you!?
>"Ah, watch out!" Accidentally trip and stumble into whatever the fairy maids are cleaning right now. "Ugh, I'm really sorry. I'm still not used to moving in this uniform and it's uncomfortably tight."

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

>"Aw that's kinda mean, but okay, not anything too serious though."

>"Sorry, I sorta couldn't think of anything else."

>In a loud enough voice "Hey wait, did you just say the Pad Chief Sakuya's mistresses are just a couple of Loli vampires? Fairy maids how could you!?

>Within seconds a very angry Sakuya appears in front of the startled fairy maids.
>Hilarity Ensues!

>"Ah, watch out!" Accidentally trip and stumble into whatever the fairy maids are cleaning right now. "Ugh, I'm really sorry. I'm still not used to moving in this uniform and it's uncomfortably tight."

>You hobble over to the fairies on one leg and, in an attempt to trip and stumble into the wall-mounted shelf, clearly above your head, that the fairies are currently cleaning, promptly and painfully faceplant directly into the wall!
>Your face now hurts.
>On the bright side, you manage to accidentally nudge both fairy maids in a way that they both smack their heads directly into the shelf.

>As you bring your hands to your face in pain, you apologize to the fairies.
>One fairy angrily mutters something unintelligible, while rubbing her forehead.
>"Hey, pick somewhere else to trip next time!" the other one says beratingly, clutching her nose, "You could've made us knock a vase off the shelf! Do you know how much trouble we'd be in if that had happened!? _{Ugh! The nerve of some people...}"
>_

[Neovereign]

>Sit down on the ground and clutch our face for a few seconds. Try not to cry at the massive face-pain. Cry a lot"Ow ow. ow. owie owie ow. ow. (sniff)"
>"EIRIN!"
>Continue holding face in pain for a little while longer, let's just let most of this pain pass before we get back to whack-a-sanaehime Wakasagihime

[WodofGar]

>You have no idea how long I've been standing on one leg.

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

_{Once again, sorry for the late reply!}

>Sit down on the ground and clutch our face for a few seconds. Try not to cry at the massive face-pain. Cry a lot"Ow ow. ow. owie owie ow. ow. (sniff)"

>"Serves you right." says one of the fairy maids.

>"EIRIN!"

>Eirin bursts though the nearest wall Kool-aid-Man-style.
>"Never fear, ze doktor iz here!" she announces before menacingly glaring at you while donning a rubber glove, "Now prepare for your treatment! Mwahahahaha"

>Continue holding face in pain for a little while longer, let's just let most of this pain pass before we get back to whack-a-sanaehime Wakasagihime

>You continue sitting there, clutching your face in pain.
>"Are you okay?" Wackosashimi Wakasagihime asks.

>You have no idea how long I've been standing on one leg.

>But you're sitting on the ground clutching your face in pain!
>_

[WodofGar]

>Hobble back over to I-ran-out-of-puns-hime Wakasagihime.
>"Okay, I'm definitely going to get you back for that! Prepare yer anus."

[Neovereign]

>"I-I didn't go pichuun so I guess I'm alright Walpurgisnatch (eh I'm runnin outta things that even sound like it anymore) Wakasagihime."
>Not responding to the fairies seems like the best way to handle this.
>Get back on 1 leg

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

>Hobble back over to I-ran-out-of-puns-hime Wakasagihime.
>"Okay, I'm definitely going to get you back for that! Prepare yer anus."

>"Not if I don't pick dare." Wakasagihime replies.

>"I-I didn't go pichuun so I guess I'm alright Walpurgisnatch (eh I'm runnin outta things that even sound like it anymore) Wakasagihime."

>"That's good to hear," says Wafflesausagehoney the ningyo "For some reason that idea sounded better in my head. Sorry I made you hurt yourself."

>Not responding to the fairies seems like the best way to handle this.

>Responding to the fairies would probably make this situation worse.

>Get back on 1 leg

>You are already on one leg.
>_

[Neovereign]

^{//I swear I'm not just refreshing the page every 5 minutes to see if there's anything new that I'm involved in...maybe...}
>"It's more my fault for thinking that would go well. I should've just poked them while they worked or something."
>Awkward  minute of silence
>"So uh, guess it's your turn now."

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

>"It's more my fault for thinking that would go well. I should've just poked them while they worked or something."
>Awkward  minute of silence
>"So uh, guess it's your turn now."

>"Well, I already said I was not picking dare, so truth."
>_

[Neovereign]

>"Earlier when you were at the genbu marsh, did the kappa eye you suspiciously or anything?"

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

>"Earlier when you were at the genbu marsh, did the kappa eye you suspiciously or anything?"

>"Not really, they were actually eyeing me with curiosity. Probably because of my tail." she replies.
>"Truth or dare?"
>_

[Neovereign]

>"Oh hm. I'll do truth this time, I've already done a bit too much :ohdear:"

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

>"Oh hm. I'll do truth this time, I've already done a bit too much :ohdear:"

>"Okay then," she began "Is it true that-"
>Suddenly the game is interrupted by a very loud noise, akin to an explosion. The entire mansion shakes, resulting in you losing your balance and falling to the floor. The tremor also causes Wakasagihime's chair to tumble over, causing her to end up on the floor as well. You hear the shattering of a couple of vases falling off some of the shelves.
>_

[Neovereign]

>"Hey you can't blame me for those vases falling Fairies!"
>"What!? Meiling was defeated by the giant catfish!? Impossible!"
>"Wakasa- er, hey are you alright?"
>Get up. Get back on 1 leg.

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

_{Sorry for the wait.}

>"Hey you can't blame me for those vases falling Fairies!"

>*Obamaface* "Yes we can!"

>"What!? Meiling was defeated by the giant catfish!? Impossible!"

>"NOOOOOOOO!"

>"Wakasa- er, hey are you alright?"

>"Ugh... Yeah, I'm fine..." she says as she tries to pick herself off the floor, "...What was that?"

>Get up. Get back on 1 leg.

>You rise to your feet. and get back into position.
>_

[Hope ♦ Metal]

>"Ugh... Yeah, I'm fine..." she says as she tries to pick herself off the floor, "...What was that?"

>"It sounded like an explosion."
>"You think I would know?"
>Investigate the explosion.

[Neovereign]

>"From the sound of it, it was probably an explosion. Could've been a potion or a player bombing. Or it could've been Patchouli or Flandre or someone. Though that's unlikely as she said she'd behave herself."
>"I think we should check it out, plus I'm kinda getting tired of standing on 1 leg."
>Inb4 Kogasa.
>It's Snooping/Sleuthing/Searching/Scanning/Surveying/Sanaeing Time~

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

>"It sounded like an explosion."

>Happy explosion day!

>"You think I would know?"

>"From the sound of it, it was probably an explosion. Could've been a potion or a player bombing. Or it could've been Patchouli or Flandre or someone. Though that's unlikely as she said she'd behave herself."

>"An explosion, huh? I wonder what could've caused it then. Well, assuming it was in fact an explosion"

>Investigate the explosion.

>You walk into the guest room, which contains the nearest window, and gaze outside.
>You see what appears to be a massive plume of steam coming from the direction of the lake.
>You then return to Wakasagihime.

>"I think we should check it out, plus I'm kinda getting tired of standing on 1 leg."

>"Uh, okay." she replies, "Where are we going?"

>Inb4 Kogasa.

>"Too late! SURPRISE!"

>It's Snooping/Sleuthing/Searching/Scanning/Surveying/Sanaeing Time~

>You begin starting for the mansion entrance, still in your maid outfit.
>"Hey, wait for me!" Wakasagihime calls out.
>Before you can react, Sakuya materializes in front of you.
>"Is everything okay down here?" she asks.
>_