Wind Priestess Quest

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

>Pray to Lord Pyonta

>Your prayer has been heard!

>Hope that Flandre and Rumia come burstin in and screw up the game... Wait, what was Flan even showing her? Well, we'll have to check up on that before we leave.

>Please screw things up. Please screw things up. Please screw things up...
>You have no idea what Flan was going to show Rumia. Perhaps this warrants an investigation.

>Cast Raise on Black Mage Patchouli.

>"I'm not dead yet!" she retorts.

>"Cast Raise" sounds like some erotic magic.

>GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!

>"I raise ?6000"
>Smirk at Sakuya

>Sakuya gives you an equally sinister smirk.
>"Call."

>It's your turn again.
>_

[WodofGar]

>"Raise ?10000!"
>Give Sakuya "the look".

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

>"Raise ?10000!"

>"Call." Sakuya says once again.
>Remilia and Patchouli look on in amazement.

>Give Sakuya "the look".

>Gabe Nue-well?

>Your turn once again.
>_

[WodofGar]

>I'm not backing down.
>"Raise ?11000!!!"

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

>I'm not backing down.
>"Raise ?11000!!!"

>Remilia is looking at you like you're insane.

>"Call." Sakuya reiterates.

>Your turn.
>_

[WodofGar]

>*Cue "Faith is for the Transient People*
>"RAISE ?15000!!!"

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

>*Cue "Faith is for the Transient People*

>Things are getting intense!

>"RAISE ?15000!!!"

>You cannot raise by ?15000, as that would exceed the total amount of money you have to bet with, so you go all in with your remaining money.

>Remilia's jaw drops.

>"Call." Sakuya responds.
>As you can no longer raise the bet, you must put down your cards.

>"You should've folded when you had the chance." says Sakuya as the two of you put down your cards.

>SAKUYA'S HAND: A♠  K♠  Q♠  J♠  10♠
>>Royal Flush!

>YOUR HAND: 3♦  7♣  9♣  Q♣  2♦
>>Queen high. (AKA Nothing!)

>You lose, and you bust out.
>Sakuya takes the pot.

>Remilia laughs, "Well, that was a good game while it lasted. And it appears that you have used up all of Meiling's money. Splendid. This should be a suitable punishment for Meiling, wouldn't you agree, Sakuya?"
>"Yes, it seems quite suitable." Sakuya replies.
>_

[WodofGar]

>Meiling is going to kick my ass.
>"Yes, it was fun even if I sucked. Umm, Flandre said she had something to show Rumia before I came in here, do you guys think that warrants some investigation?"

[Neovereign]

> :qq: Well...there goes the funds of someone who puts up with scolding and arguing everyday. Mabye one day she'll get a job at the human village or something...
>Let's just...maybe...uhm... nevermind... _{Error, Miniking has suffered a severe injury to his feels and cannot respond. Please wait momentarily for adaption. In the meantime, Microprince shall fill in.}
Microprince: > Sanae: "Wow, strongest hand possible in the game, Wonder how that happened?" Remilia definitely used her fate powers to manipulate the RNG in the cards. Why else would she make that threat last game?

[WodofGar]

>I have no remorse, she sleeps all the time.

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

>Meiling is going to kick my ass.

>When Meiling finds out... Uh oh....

>"Yes, it was fun even if I sucked. Umm, Flandre said she had something to show Rumia before I came in here, do you guys think that warrants some investigation?"

>"Not really." Remilia answers, "She's probably just giving her a tour of the Mansion, or she's showing her one of her personal belongings. There's no need for concern."

> :qq: Well...there goes the funds of someone who puts up with scolding and arguing everyday. Mabye one day she'll get a job at the human village or something...

>Poor Meiling.

>Let's just...maybe...uhm... nevermind... _{Error, Miniking has suffered a severe injury to his feels and cannot respond. Please wait momentarily for adaption. In the meantime, Microprince shall fill in.}
Microprince: > Sanae: "Wow, strongest hand possible in the game, Wonder how that happened?" Remilia definitely used her fate powers to manipulate the RNG in the cards. Why else would she make that threat last game?

>"Luck of the draw, I suppose." Sakuya replies.

>I have no remorse, she sleeps all the time.

>On the other hand. Your actions are still justifiable.

>"Um, excuse me?" asks a voice from behind you.
>_

[Neovereign]

>INB4 It's one of team ⑨. Could be Wakasagihime or even Suwako.
>"Yes?" Turn around too quickly, snapping our neck.

[WodofGar]

>EVERYTHING IS SO BLUE

[Failure McFailFace]

>EVERYTHING IS SO BLUE

>NO IT'S RED

[WodofGar]

>PURPLE

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

>INB4 It's one of team ⑨. Could be Wakasagihime or even Suwako.

>No. It's Reimu coming to kick your ass.

>"Yes?" Turn around too quickly, snapping our neck.[/color]

>*Insert overused GAME OVER joke here.*
>You turn around and see a fairy maid.
>"Sorry for disturbing you," she says, "but someone named uh... I think her name was Wacko-Sausage-Honey, or something like that... is in the lobby and asking for you."

>EVERYTHING IS SO BLUE

>NO IT'S RED

>The color of the text is ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh- The text is reeeeeeeeeeehhh- The color of the text that I SEE in these posts is rrrrr-rrroyal blue!
>The text is blue. The text is blue! The goddamn text is blue!

>PURPLE

>NO.
>_

[WodofGar]

>I know the quote but I haven't seen the movie somehow.
>"It seems it's my time to depart. Its been nice staying with you... Now where did I leave my clothes?"

[Neovereign]

^{Oh, already? Okay, your're on.}
>"Wacko-sa-Oh, Wakasagihime. Thank you, I'll be there in a minute" (for real this time, not like when we were getting the tools.)

>PURPLE

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OlMIgELg0s This felt right...
>"Thanks for the games Reimumilia, I guess."
>Head to the lobby quickly, we said in a minute so let's make it < a minute~
>60 Second Sanae, the Second-Coming^tm

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

>I know the quote but I haven't seen the movie somehow.
>"It seems it's my time to depart. Its been nice staying with you... Now where did I leave my clothes?"

>"Are you sure they're dry by now?" Sakuya asks, "It's only been about twenty minutes..."

>"Wacko-sa-Oh, Wakasagihime. Thank you, I'll be there in a minute" (for real this time, not like when we were getting the tools.)

>"You're welcome." says the fairy maid, who gives a quick bow and leaves the room.

>"Thanks for the games Reimumilia, I guess."

>"You're welcome. It was nice having you." Remilia replies.

>Head to the lobby quickly, we said in a minute so let's make it < a minute~
>60 Second Sanae, the Second-Coming^tm

>Faster than a speeding bullet, you rush downstairs with all your effort and head into the mansion's foyer. You manage to make it with about ten seconds to spare.
>You see Wacko-Sausage-Honey Wakasagihime leaning against a wall, propped up on her tail fin. She notices you and waves.
>_

[WodofGar]

>Wave back and walk over to the beautiful princess. She has hime in her name that !makes her a princess right?
>"Nice to see you again! How did returning the tools go?"

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

>Wave back and walk over to the beautiful princess. She has hime in her name that !makes her a princess right?

>You do so.
>Well, the wiki says she's a ningyo princess or something, so...

>"Nice to see you again! How did returning the tools go?"

>"You look silly." she says jokingly, "Anyway, It actually went quite smoothly. The kappa you borrowed the tools from says thanks." she pauses, "So how are you feeling. Are you warming up?"
>_

[Neovereign]

>Keep running and blast through the door. Next Provoke Cirno into attacking us. If our hit box doesn't graze 88 danmakus per second, we'll never get back to the outside world!

She notices you and waves.

[/color]
>I sea what you did there. I'm sorry.
>"Welcome back Wagas- Wakaga- ahem* Wakasagihime, sorry. So, how'd it go?"
>Curtsey "Well then ~Your Majesty~,Could we go into the guest room? I've gotta see if my clothes have finished drying.
>Be disappointed by the complete lack of MANservice fanservice that is typical when maid outfits are involved.
>Edit* NINJA'D!!!

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

>Curtsey "Well then ~Your Majesty~,Could we go into the guest room? I've gotta see if my clothes have finished drying.

>"Y-Your Majesty!?!" she exclaims, blushing a little, "Erm... could you please not call me that... Look, I know that I'm of royal blood and all, but having someone calling me 'Your Majesty' just feels very weird, okay?" she pauses, "So, uh... where's this guest room you speak of?"

>Be disappointed by the complete lack of MANservice fanservice that is typical when maid outfits are involved.

>Well, nobody ever denied it was there, you just need to use a certain something a bit more...
>_

[Neovereign]

^{>I swear when I caught a glimpse of the title I thought it was going to be technique...}
>"I was only joking, sorry."
>Princess carry lead Wakasagihime to the guest room.
>"So, anything new happen involving the incident, or lady Kanako?

[WodofGar]

>Wait, Wakasagihime must look pretty weird flying around as half a fish. Why not help her out by carrying her like a princess?  :dealwithit:

>Princess carry lead Wakasagihime to the guest room.

[Neovereign]

>Ya know what, lets do it. Princess Carry Wakasagihime, we're only returning the favor from earlier.

[WodofGar]

>

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

^{>I swear when I caught a glimpse of the title I thought it was going to be technique...}
>"I was only joking, sorry."

>"It's fine. I forgive you." she responds.

>Princess carry lead Wakasagihime to the guest room.

>Wait, Wakasagihime must look pretty weird flying around as half a fish. Why not help her out by carrying her like a princess?

>Ya know what, lets do it. Princess Carry Wakasagihime, we're only returning the favor from earlier.

>Without warning, you sweep the ningyo into your arms and proceed to carry her in the direction of the guest room.
>"W-What are you doing!? Put me down!!" she protests as you carry her.
>The groups of fairy maids that you pass stare at the two of you.

>You arrive in the room where you left your clothes, and place Wakasagihime in one of the chairs by the fireplace.
>"Look. I... uh... could've gotten here myself, you know..." she says, embarrassed, "But... uh... thanks... I guess..."

>"So, anything new happen involving the incident, or lady Kanako?

>"Well, it started snowing again as I was heading back." she replies, "I still haven't seen anyone matching the description of your goddess, either."
>_

[Neovereign]

>FINISH. OUR. TEA!!! _{(sipping intensifies)}
>"Oh, thanks anyways. And sorry about carrying you like that. I wanted to return the favor from earlier but mostly I just wanted to know how it felt on the other end."
>Check our clothes to see if they dried yet. We set them near the fireplace right?
>Sit in the other chair Why in the world are you still in this seat Sakuya!?. Check our tea if it's still here to see if it's still warm (not very likely).
>"So uh.................. oh, about that Crap I forgot which was which. Oh right, the blue one is the one with the "G" Seija person, have you seen her do anything nice? Do you think she openly hates anyone, or does she just do it for kicks? And what about friends, everyone has friends right?"

[WodofGar]

>Not Seija