?Flowers?? Kaguya asked cynically, holding what Yumemi recognized as a bamboo flower in her hand. ?You're giving us flowers??
?Are you... insulting flowers??
Yuka turned to Kaguya very, very slowly, twirling a sunflower in her hand.
?... actually, never mind,? Kaguya said, suddenly displaying a great interest in her flower.
The green-haired youkai smiled and nodded. Yumemi shivered.
?Konpaku-san, this is yours,? Ran said, handing a silvery flower to Yuyuko's short, sword-wielding servant. ?Miss Willmott's Ghost, is what I recall as its name.?
?Eryngium amethystinum,? Youmu recited as she inspected the flower. She looked up at Ran, who was staring at her slack-jawed, and blushed. ?I'm a gardener, I'm supposed to know these things...?
?Oh. Then well done,? Ran said, smiling.
?We will probably come by Hakugyokurou later and give Youki a flower personally,? she continued, turning to Yuyuko. ?Is that all right??
?Of course!? Yuyuko replied with a smile.
?In the meantime, this is yours,? the fox-woman said, handing Yuyuko a chain of cherry blossoms.
?Oshima cherry,? Yuyuko identified. ?You didn't get these from Hakugyokurou, did you??
?I don't know,? Ran said. ?Yukari-sama has been keeping these to herself.?
She looked up at Yumemi. ?Ah, Okazaki-san. It is good to meet you in person.?
Yumemi bowed slightly. ?Likewise.? Though she couldn't help but wonder how this Ran woman had heard about her.
?This is yours,? Ran said, handing her a large yellow flower.
Yumemi blinked and took it. ?Hey, Chiyuri,? she said. ?What flower is this??
Chiyuri looked at it in horror and took it in her hands. She began to mumble quickly, as was her usual when she was surprised. Yumemi listened to Chiyuri's mutterings, but the only things she could make out were ?Someone's been messin' with the chemistry set?, ?genetic engineering?, and ?sin against God?.
?Hey, Chiyuri,? Yumemi said, snapping her fingers. ?What is it??
?You should know,? Chiyuri said, handing it back to her boss. ?It's a strawberry blossom.?
?... eh?? The professor looked at the flower-- and then it clicked. She gasped. ?Wha-- strawberry blossoms are incredibly tiny! They'd never grow to this size under normal circumstances!?
?That's what happens when Yukari-sama gets involved,? Ran said, shaking her head. ?Strange, strange things begin to happen...?
She rummaged around in the box, and pulled out another flower. ?Kitashirakawa-san, this is-- wait. This isn't yours. Let me find yours.?
?Oh, that one is lovely. May I see it?? Yumemi asked.
?Sure,? Ran said, handing over the flower that had confused her for a moment.
Yumemi ran her fingers over the smooth curves of the white lotus, wondering who had done something so wonderful to get this flower.
?Here's yours,? Ran said, handing an oleander to Chiyuri. Yumemi returned the white lotus to Ran, who moved on to Tenshi.
?Byakuren,? Yuyuko muttered.
?Hmm?? Yumemi asked, turning to her.
?That's a name for a white lotus,? the ghost princess said, laughing. ?Byakuren.?
?Oh? I didn't know that...?
At the front of the table, Meimu set out a handful of flowers, apparently without owners. One of them was the white lotus. It was soon joined by a handful of other flowers-- the only four out of the whole pile Yumemi could identify (botany was not her strong suit) were the blood iris, the poinsettia, the fire lily, and the white rose.
Meimu then set out a white camellia, apart from the rest.
?Meimu-san,? Remilia asked, twirling a scarlet carnation in her hands. ?What, exactly, is the point of these flowers??
?To make it so that we can communicate without fear of being identified by Shinki's agents.? Meimu smiled. ?Allow me to explain. Shinki is a very good empress in that she is as paranoid as the best of them. Any letters you send through the imperial post can and will be intercepted.?
?Who sends mail by the imperial post?? Kaguya scoffed. ?That's why we have servants.?
Chiyuri's grip on Yumemi's shoulder suddenly tightened. Yumemi reached up and held it.
?Well, yes,? Meimu said, frowning. ?But even then, have those servants been flawless? Haven't they been heckled by Shinki's people??
?Mistress, permission to speak,? the white-haired maid behind Remilia said.
?Go ahead, Sakuya.? Remilia gave her assent; with that, her maid stepped up beside her and addressed the table at large after giving a slight bow.
?Lady Patchouli once had me personally deliver a book to Keine at the human village,? she began. ?Simulacra and Simulations, was it??
Keine, still leaning against the far wall, nodded her assent.
?I had the misfortune to run into Yumeko herself,? Sakuya said, a frown twitching on her face. ?She demanded to see what I was carrying; apparently the book was on Shinki's blacklist, and... there was a small tussle, as you can imagine.? The maid did an excellent job of keeping her voice level and even. ?The end result was that I was thrown into a detention cell for a week, and Remilia-ojousama could not find me in that entire time.?
?I then took steps to correct that,? Remilia added with a fanged smile as Sakuya bowed and retreated behind her mistress. ?But even though it did eventually turn out well, I will not have any servant of the house of Scarlet to be demeaned in this way.?
?Hmm... Kaguya-hime,? Eirin said, ?Reisen gets the same treatment when she goes to deliver my medicines to clients.?
?And Youmu has been treated this way before as well,? Yuyuko put in. ?She was bringing mail to the Yama, and she was denied access to the Makai-Jigoku highway.?
?And? Chen and I have been accosted by Shinki?s soldiers as well.? The fox-woman spoke quietly, but Yumemi could hear a quiet intensity in her words that? well, it didn?t outright worry her, but she couldn?t help but wonder how powerful Ran was, and by extension, the master.
Come to think of it, Yuyuko gave off that same vibe. And so did Tenshi, and everyone else at the table. Well, everyone except for her. Yumemi tried to suppress the idea that she was just that much weaker than everyone else, on sheer virtue of being human, but found that she could not.
Meimu tapped the table, calling attention to the front once more.
?The fact is that Shinki has getting a little power-hungry lately.? She fixed all of them with an even stare. ?Even to the point of harassing our servants. But as irritating as it is, that is not the issue here. The point is that Shinki has gained enough nerve to start disrespecting us directly. She can and will intercept any messages we send to each other, without us even noticing.?
Meimu twirled a wisteria in her hand and looked up at them.
?But if we use these, we will be caught much less easily.? She smiled. ?Some of us will be caught. At least this way, Shinki will have to work for it.? She pulled a single petal from the wisteria and held it up. ?Take the flowers home and grow them someplace safe. Hide a petal of your flower within the true messages you send, and hide those within other, less important messages. That will identify you. And to make sure that the other person isn't identified, address them to that flower.?
?So, if I were to write a letter to Yagokoro-san,? Keine said, playing with the flower in her hands, ?I would take a petal from this begonia and place it inside the letter.?
?Yes.?
?And I wouldn't address it to 'Eirin Yagokoro'. I would address it to 'white campion'.?
?Also yes.?
Keine nodded. ?A bit awkward, but under the circumstances it's a good idea. It'll confuse Shinki, that's for sure.?
?It's like a key, isn't it?? Tenshi asked. ?Only the right combination will get you in.?
?Exactly so. Without the flowers to confirm, there's no way to know that it's a genuine letter.? Meimu nodded. ?So take a look around. This is the only time you will see your comrades with their flowers. I trust you will keep them safe. We have to be cautious about communicating behind Shinki's back. We can confuse her, confound her, make her wonder how we're coordinating. Patience is our weapon.
?As to the length of the meeting, this has gone on long enough. The next meeting will be in two weeks' time in Mugenkan.? She glanced at Yuka, who nodded. ?Be there, or send a trusted servant. Memorize each other's flower names tonight, because this is your only chance. Shinki's agents will probably be watching us from here on out, so you'll be spending the night here to make sure Shinki's suspicions aren't aroused by all of us leaving at once. This meeting is dismissed.?
With that declarative sentence, Meimu Yakumo left the head of the table and disappeared into the dark. Yumemi squinted to see, and then nearly went blind when Gengetsu lit the immense chandelier dangling from the ceiling with a torch. Mugetsu threw open one of the curtains, letting the light of the cold moon shine in. She closed it against the nighttime chill.
The meeting dissolved into the households of Gensokyo talking amongst themselves. Gengetsu and Mugetsu looked at each other, the lilacs in their hands similar but not mirror opposites. Remilia Scarlet gathered her house to her and they took their seats around a coffee table, discussing matters amongst themselves. Yuyuko drifted back to the buffet, with Youmu trailing after her. Tenshi and Iku stood and talked quietly near the fireplace that Mokou had done a favour and lit.
Yumemi and a few others remained around the main table, mostly talking amongst themselves. Chiyuri took the seat vacated by Yuyuko next to her boss, and squeezed her hand.
?What did we just get into?? Yumemi asked, laughing slightly.
?Nothin' bad,? a voice said. Yumemi and Chiyuri jumped.
?Suika?? Chiyuri asked as a purple mist on the table next to them swirled and coalesced into the form of the grinning oni.
?You were listenin'!? Suika laughed and sat cross-legged on top of the table. ?Good, good. I knew gatherin' you two wasn't a mistake!?
?So, you're the one who brought us here?? Yumemi asked.
?Sure thing!? Suika pulled a large purple jug of what was probably sake from behind her back and took a long swig. ?Thought ya'd be a good guardian for the lil' Hakurei girl.?
?Wasn't gathering all these people hard?? Chiyuri said.
?Ah, nah,? the oni replied, waving it away. ?Eh, I was busy doin' stuff underground earlier today, but that was really just to make sure everythin' went like Hirano said it was gonna.?
?Hirano?? Yumemi raised an eyebrow and looked over at the imposing miko, who was speaking with Ran, her hands clasped in front of her. ?Who is she, anyway??
?Hirano's a Hakurei cousin,? Suika explained. ?She's from Sakurasaki Shrine in the far west and she's gonna take care of Sayuri's kid.?
?Hmm. Is she human??
?You bet! But she has a powers, too. Miko powers, yanno.?
Yumemi raised an eyebrow. ?'Miko' powers??
?Yeah, yanno, shrine maiden powers an' whatnot. Power to banish evil, see the future. I 'unno, you'll have to ask her!? Suika laughed and drank some more.
Yumemi glanced at Chiyuri, who was yawning.
?Let's go ask her... then,? the sailor girl said while yawning.
Yumemi shook her head. ?Let's go to bed, Chiyuri.?
?What?? Chiyuri asked. ?Why? We've still got some time left, and everyone's staying up to chat--?
?Bedtime early is best,? Yumemi said, reaching out and tapping Chiyuri's nose lightly. ?And besides, it would be bad for me to ignore the needs of my subordinate.?
?When have you ever cared?? Chiyuri joked, grinning. But Yumemi gave her a genuine smile and instead of joking back, she took hold of Chiyuri's hand and squeezed.
?Ever since we were in this together.?
The sailor girl blushed.
?Well, okay then,? she said, scratching her head. ?The bedrooms must be upstairs. Maybe Kogasa can guide us??
Yumemi nodded, ruffling Chiyuri's hair as they left the hall.
Hirano's eyes followed them out, but they didn't have any way of knowing that.
Whee! Flower motifs! Tune in to Satori Eye Z for more intrigue, flowers, and legs, all coming up next week!