Author Topic: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure  (Read 60416 times)

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #120 on: March 09, 2015, 10:42:19 PM »
> "I will have other duties after I have left the city. You may be able to help with those."

>"Oh, are you gonna hunting for the lost Oni Eater?! That's the stuff of legend!"

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #121 on: March 09, 2015, 10:44:32 PM »
> Have we heard of this before?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #122 on: March 09, 2015, 10:45:25 PM »
> Have we heard of this before?

>Not really.

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #123 on: March 09, 2015, 11:12:49 PM »
> "I have not heard of this."
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #124 on: March 09, 2015, 11:27:57 PM »
> "I have not heard of this."

>"Oh, probably not. Maybe you're searching for the Final Great Gem!?"

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #125 on: March 09, 2015, 11:49:08 PM »
> Have we heard of *this* before?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #126 on: March 10, 2015, 12:17:01 AM »
> Have we heard of *this* before?

>No.

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #127 on: March 10, 2015, 01:03:48 AM »
> Shake head.
> "I am not."
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #128 on: March 10, 2015, 01:24:30 AM »
> Shake head.
> "I am not."

>"Oh."
>Her eyes go wide. "...Are you looking for The Vake!?"

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #129 on: March 10, 2015, 01:33:46 AM »
> Do we know what THAT is?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #130 on: March 10, 2015, 01:35:39 AM »
> Do we know what THAT is?

>You think you are well into faerie legends by this point.

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #131 on: March 10, 2015, 01:39:35 AM »
> "Not that either."
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #132 on: March 10, 2015, 01:52:02 AM »
> "Not that either."

>"Oh. Wait, I know! You've come for the Creeping Ganode!"

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #133 on: March 10, 2015, 02:48:44 AM »
> Shake head.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #134 on: March 10, 2015, 02:56:32 AM »
> Shake head.

>"Oh. Um...are you looking for the Emblazoned Catfish?"

>_

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #135 on: March 10, 2015, 03:14:24 AM »
> Shake head again.
> "I am searching for the person who attacked my home."
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #136 on: March 10, 2015, 03:18:51 AM »
> Shake head again.
> "I am searching for the person who attacked my home."

>"Oh," says the faerie. "Who was it? Was it the Vake?"

>_

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #137 on: March 10, 2015, 03:22:05 AM »
> "It was a woman named Seiga Kaku."
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #138 on: March 10, 2015, 03:24:42 AM »
> "It was a woman named Seiga Kaku."

>"Oh, I've never heard of anyone like that down here," the faerie says, frowning. "Is she an oni?"

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #139 on: March 10, 2015, 03:27:57 AM »
> "No, she is a wicked hermit. It is unlikely she is in the city. But I have made a deal with one who can help me research exactly what she has done to my home, and my end of that deal involves a trip to the city."
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #140 on: March 10, 2015, 01:29:59 PM »
> "No, she is a wicked hermit. It is unlikely she is in the city. But I have made a deal with one who can help me research exactly what she has done to my home, and my end of that deal involves a trip to the city."

>"Oh, I see," says the faerie, very clearly lying.

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #141 on: March 10, 2015, 01:46:10 PM »
> No matter, it is not necessary that she understand.
> "Anyway, I will return here once I am finished in the city. If you are able to obtain your moss while I am gone, do not feel obligated to wait here for me."
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #142 on: March 10, 2015, 02:08:24 PM »
> No matter, it is not necessary that she understand.
> "Anyway, I will return here once I am finished in the city. If you are able to obtain your moss while I am gone, do not feel obligated to wait here for me."

>"Okay! Lemme know if you find any gold or gems!"

>_

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #143 on: March 10, 2015, 02:12:32 PM »
> Nod.
> "I will see what I can do. Farewell."
> Continue down the tunnel toward the city.
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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #144 on: March 10, 2015, 02:33:49 PM »
> Nod.
> "I will see what I can do. Farewell."
> Continue down the tunnel toward the city.

>You depart, while the faerie goes back to trying to gather moss.
>You continue on through a cavern with a number of rocky shelves that make a kind of large stairway leading deeper into the earth. As you descend it, you can start to hear boisterous festival-like music echoing from ahead, before the cavern widens out to the point you cannot see the far walls or the ceiling overhead. A wooden bridge stretches ahead, passing over a dark river. Beyond the bridge is the city, surrounded by an old stone wall and lit by countless lights.

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #145 on: March 10, 2015, 02:41:26 PM »
> Have we ever been down here before?

> Cross the bridge and head into the city.
> Did Miko tell us where we needed to go, both for her investigation and our redhead?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #146 on: March 10, 2015, 02:57:49 PM »
> Have we ever been down here before?

> Cross the bridge and head into the city.
> Did Miko tell us where we needed to go, both for her investigation and our redhead?

>No.
>You cross the bridge and pass through the modest gateway into the city. Beyond the gate, a road stretches further...northward, you think? Wooden homes and buildings, few more than a story high, line the road. Oni are everywhere, just a few in the immediate area who pay you no mind as they go about their business and quite a bit more ahead. Lanterns and strings of light seem to be everywhere, though which are light and which are not seems to be pretty haphazard. You note a street snaking eastward along the wall.
>Did she?

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #147 on: March 10, 2015, 03:12:30 PM »
> Make our way to Nue's place, following Miko's directions.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #148 on: March 10, 2015, 05:15:35 PM »
> Make our way to Nue's place, following Miko's directions.

>You make your way down the main thoroughfare. The crowds get larger and more difficult to find your way around, while the homes give way to stands and shop fronts. The smell of various fried foods fill the air, making you fairly aware that it's close to lunch time. It doesn't take too long to find your way to the main intersection and take a right into a street mostly lined with various taverns, as well as oni dealing in home-made liquors from alleys and wherever there is space to avoid the crowds. The crowds themselves are not always cooperative, as the oni have a tendency to stop and gather into groups at impede the flow of traffic; or get into brawls.
>Still, after dodging around crowds and broken bottles on the road, you see one pub among many, with a  large window in front and reasonably new-looking sign that proclaims it The Pressed Rose.

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Re: Sword Quest V - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #149 on: March 10, 2015, 05:19:41 PM »
> Did we ever get challenged to a duel by Tenshi when she had a gang in tow?

> Enter the establishment.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"