Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition

[an unmatched sock]

Ohhhhh this ain't good.

Also, I hope you can come to space and find a miniature space castle drifting about the cosmos, cuz I have all Stage 5 bosses, which includes Sanae~ (I just...haven't managed to do anything yet...)

>Alright, no more fooling around. Teleport Sukuna and myself out of the bottle to anywhere, even near anyone else in the palace that isn't someone who is hungry for small people!

[Kasu]

> Randomly chuck a Bob-Omb to see how effective it is.

[Cybeast710]

Ohhhhh this ain't good.

Also, I hope you can come to space and find a miniature space castle drifting about the cosmos, cuz I have all Stage 5 bosses, which includes Sanae~ (I just...haven't managed to do anything yet...)

>Alright, no more fooling around. Teleport Sukuna and myself out of the bottle to anywhere, even near anyone else in the palace that isn't someone who is hungry for small people!

[5]
It seems your luck might be turning as you teleport into a safe room and fix most things. You're still small though because you don't want to upset Sukuna.

> Randomly chuck a Bob-Omb to see how effective it is.

[5]
BAROOOOOOOOOOOOM! Judging from the hole in the abandoned...shrine... well, the bob-omb worked great, better get the hell out of dodge, as cracks seem to spread through the air.

The Barrier has been DESTROYED!

> Nitori straps you into a machine to teleport to the object most interesting your mind. She throws the switch and waves you a goodbye. [6]
You teleport and lands right on top of Sanae at Sock's party.

GM: For those of you curious, Cybeast looks like the picture attached.
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 Walfas has a ... surprisingly high... amount of Capcom stuff... Who can name all of the capcom stuff he has...

And here's a "glory shot" of him, which sums up his origin and powers in one nice and easy picture. Took me a half hour to make this sucker.
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[an unmatched sock]

Well of course I wouldn't want to upset Sukuna.

>Determine location, surroundings, and anyone in the vicinity besides Sukuna and myself. If there is a door, put an ear to it and listen for noises outside. (Never thought I'd have to run and hide in my own house during my party...)
>Did I just hear/detect a teleportation go off and someone land on someone else?

[Cybeast710]

Well of course I wouldn't want to upset Sukuna.

>Determine location, surroundings, and anyone in the vicinity besides Sukuna and myself. If there is a door, put an ear to it and listen for noises outside. (Never thought I'd have to run and hide in my own house during my party...)
>Did I just hear/detect a teleportation go off and someone land on someone else?

> There is a door. It's kinda locked, as you are inside a safe. [Safe Room, geddit!?]

> Detect [4]
You did indeed! Is it friend or foe?

// GM will refrain from moving this turn, as he's kinda busy rolling dice for a different RtD game. Then he is going to sleep.

[an unmatched sock]

Well, for when you stop sleeping...

>Eh, I'll figure out if it's friend or foe later. Now that I have some alone time with Sukuna...

[Captain Infinity]

GM Note: Edited because like it or not, you DID die. So instead, we have this roll which translates to the same thing and DOESN'T destroy the space time continuum:

> Reincarnate as self in same position as before.

[NekoNekoRex]

>Find the catgirl, see the catgirl, BE the catgirl

[Blue]

>Become Raiko,

[Rei Scarlette]

>Suddenly pop up, as if I just spawned.

(if spawned successfully)
> Allocate all available bonus stats (if any) into [INT]ELLIGENCE and [SP]ELL POINTS.
> Try to obtain [POINTED HAT], [ROBE OF CASTING], and [STAFF OF HARMING].

[Validon98]

>Thank Mamizou and travel in search of the Nue! This couldn't possibly go wrong!

[Raikaria]

> Use Taoist teachings that this version of Rumia has to suppress hunger and instead go and eat something that doesn't speak the same language as you later.

[Cybeast710]

Well, for when you stop sleeping...

>Eh, I'll figure out if it's friend or foe later. Now that I have some alone time with Sukuna...

[2]

Sukuna shakes her head. "Maybe later."

GM Note: Edited because like it or not, you DID die. So instead, we have this roll which translates to the same thing and DOESN'T destroy the space time continuum:

> Reincarnate as self in same position as before.

[6]
You reincarnated in EXACTLY the same position, knives held over you to sacrifice you!
[3 vs 3]
You lost an arm but managed to escape.

>Find the catgirl, see the catgirl, BE the catgirl

> Find catgirl [4]
You found her.
> See catgirl [3]
It's... rather hard to see her...
> BE catgirl [5]
You are now the catgirl. Now what?

>Become Raiko,

[1]
You are, shrunk, placed in a jar and held pending investigation on why you want to be a drum.

>Suddenly pop up, as if I just spawned.

(if spawned successfully)
> Allocate all available bonus stats (if any) into [INT]ELLIGENCE and [SP]ELL POINTS.
> Try to obtain [POINTED HAT], [ROBE OF CASTING], and [STAFF OF HARMING].

> Spawn [5]
You spawn
> Allocate [4]
ALLOCATION COMPLETE.
> Items [6] You find all of these. You also find [Mysterious Potion]

[an unmatched sock]

>Darn. Oh well. Now's a good time to really focus on making the entire party the same size as us, along with the palace so no one gets upset. Extreme focus mode go!

[Tapsa]

>As a token of gratitude for empowering me with his blood, grant Infinity, president of the USA, an arm prosthesis made out of rice.

[Pesco]

> Bet on some Mad Rares With Merlini

[Rei Scarlette]

Off to a good start.

> Check [Mysterious Potion] for any possible name tags.

> Equip the three previously mentioned items.

(picking details from a randomizer)... ICE... BAT... CAVE (oh why)

> Head into the nearest village, hope the villagers can't tell me where the Ice Bat Cave is located.

[Cybeast710]

>Darn. Oh well. Now's a good time to really focus on making the entire party the same size as us, along with the palace so no one gets upset. Extreme focus mode go!

[1]

Sukuna would rather you not and throws herself on you, passionately kissing and bringing the mallet around to paralyze you.
>Cybeast worked his way over to the safe, hearing noises. [5]
He worked his way over, not spilling a drop of his drink.
> He opened the safe  [1]
Or he tried to, but he didn't know the combo, so he took it instead.
> passed you an antidote [Impossible, No Roll]
He carried the safe with you two still inside as he headed back across the floor.
> And left to find Sanae [5]
He found Sanae and asked if she would dance, She said yes!

>As a token of gratitude for empowering me with his blood, grant Infinity, president of the USA, an arm prosthesis made out of rice.

[4]
You give him that arm.

> Bet on some Mad Rares With Merlini

[1] You lost your money and Merlini punched you. Tough luck bro.

Off to a good start.

> Check [Mysterious Potion] for any possible name tags.

> Equip the three previously mentioned items.

(picking details from a randomizer)... ICE... BAT... CAVE (oh why)

> Head into the nearest village, hope the villagers can't tell me where the Ice Bat Cave is located.

> Identify [3]
There's a tag. It's worn off the writing, though.

> Equip [3]
Hmm, why can't I hold all of these. 2 out of 3 items equipped.

> Village [1]
Unfortunately for you, they can tell you. In extreme, gruesome, detail, then lock you out so you can go there.

[Raikaria]

> Use Taoist teachings that this version of Rumia has to suppress hunger and instead go and eat something that doesn't speak the same language as you later.

> Poke the GM about this action

[Kasu]

> Chuck another Bob-Omb to completely shatter the barrier.

[Pesco]

> I can't have lost money. I went 322.

[Dorian White]

>become a wizard, complete with staff, sword and bathing gown ? um I mean robe.

[Cybeast710]

>Thank Mamizou and travel in search of the Nue! This couldn't possibly go wrong!

[1]
Yeah it went wrong in every way possible, as she stuck a leaf on your head and transformed you into an insect the SECOND your back was turned.

> Use Taoist teachings that this version of Rumia has to suppress hunger and instead go and eat something that doesn't speak the same language as you later.
OOPS! Yeah, that got lost in the shuffle, along with Mamizou's thing.

[3] You succeed in suppressing your hunger. But as she has the ability to talk to anything telepathically [And the mind speaks a universal language] the 2nd part is impossible.

> Chuck another Bob-Omb to completely shatter the barrier.

[Impossible Action] Barrier was already destroyed!

> I can't have lost money. I went 322.

[Free Action] Complaining seems to have netted you a refund.

>become a wizard, complete with staff, sword and bathing gown ? um I mean robe.

[6]
You came complete with all of it and a batch of potions.

> Summon Bag of Holding [1]
The spell backfired somehow, throwing him and Sanae into the safe as well.
> Place Safe (with Sock) inside [Impossible Action]
He comes to, the same size as Sock and Shinmyou.
> Dance [4]
He starts dancing a lot.

[an unmatched sock]

>Well, that was fast. Uh...go along with it, I guess? I mean, we're still safe in the safe...

[Cybeast710]

>Well, that was fast. Uh...go along with it, I guess? I mean, we're still safe in the safe...

[2]

Sanae puts a stop to this madness and demands we focus.

[an unmatched sock]

>YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO I AM MY OWN MAN AND I- yeah, we should probably get out of here. Magic the combination so we can get out!
>grumble about those two popping in here and ruining fun times...why is he dancing?

[Kasu]

> Whoops. Alright then. Chuck a Bob-Omb into the party.

[Dorian White]

>research summoning spells for fire based elemental beings and/or demons ? and with "research" I mean go on a quest till you trip over the right book.

[Cybeast710]

>YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO I AM MY OWN MAN AND I- yeah, we should probably get out of here. Magic the combination so we can get out!
>grumble about those two popping in here and ruining fun times...why is he dancing?

> Open [Error: You have used your quota of random bits for]
...Huh. Guess I'll be using their app.
[2]
You don't quite succeed.

> Complain [Free Action]
You give off a loud complaint.

> Cybeast summons Metal Blades [5]
He successfully summoned the Metal Blades.

> Whoops. Alright then. Chuck a Bob-Omb into the party.

[3]

You somehow launch the bob-omb into the party in a floating palace in space. Unfortunately, this one's a dud.

>research summoning spells for fire based elemental beings and/or demons ? and with "research" I mean go on a quest till you trip over the right book.

[4]
You indeed find the book you require.

[an unmatched sock]

>Try to open the safe again. By using the combination. With magic.
>"Why do you have metal blades?"
>Determine how party is going now that the host, the punch, two guests and an interloper are gone and a dud bomb was launched at my palace.