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Goomba98

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #960 on: October 22, 2014, 10:14:35 PM »
Then a dream about Gensokyo would count as a dragon dream.

What if Game Freak used ZUNpets in OR/AS's soundtrack?

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #961 on: October 23, 2014, 05:48:08 AM »
Best soundtack ever. The whole world would melt from dem glorious trumpets.

(Something something black and white.)

What if there was no hat in Gensokyo?

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #962 on: October 23, 2014, 06:03:05 AM »
Gensokyans would buy hats from outside of Gensokyo.

What if Touhou hats were officially added in TF2?

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #963 on: October 23, 2014, 02:54:25 PM »
Two possible outcome:
1. Girly hats or wigs are too awkward for players that doesn't have the Female Characters Mod in TF2, and so very little people buys them.
2. TF2 fandom merges with Touhou fandom.

What if Gensokyo goes to war with the United States? I mean the D-Day kind of war.
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #964 on: October 23, 2014, 06:33:54 PM »
Humans of the Outside World are heinous cheaters at danmaku and use bullets fired from machines that are nearly impossible to stream. Don't they even know how to spellcard?

What if Yuyuko went to hell for gluttony?

Goomba98

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #965 on: October 23, 2014, 07:27:41 PM »
We lose. Gensokyo ALWAYS wins. Ninja'd.

What if we got a harpy character?
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #966 on: October 24, 2014, 04:35:53 AM »
What if Yuyuko went to hell for gluttony?

The residents of hell better find a place to hide their food.

What if there were men in Gensokyo?

Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #967 on: October 24, 2014, 04:43:00 AM »
They'd either leave because all the girls in Gensokyo are lesbians, or stay because all the girls in Gensokyo are lesbians.

What if we got a harpy character?
She'd be fed to ghosts with a side of lamprey.

What if Yukari eventually turns into Maribel?
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Lt Colonel Summers

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #968 on: October 25, 2014, 01:04:33 AM »
Can't call her "Oba-san" anymore because of actually looking young.

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #969 on: October 25, 2014, 03:47:30 AM »
They'd either leave because all the girls in Gensokyo are lesbians, or stay because all the girls in Gensokyo are lesbians.

What if Flandre is actually the sane sister and she was locked up because the batty Remilia decided it?
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Evil_Nazgul0616

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #970 on: October 25, 2014, 04:06:57 AM »
What if Flandre is actually the sane sister and she was locked up because the batty Remilia decided it?

Then what was actually going on in Flandre's head if she's actually perfectly sane?!?!?

What if Satori has a secret stash of marijuana?

Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #971 on: October 25, 2014, 04:14:42 AM »
What if Satori has a secret stash of marijuana?

Then that would explain the reason she claims to be able to see into others' minds.

What if Sanae replaces Reimu in the next game?

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #972 on: October 25, 2014, 04:23:47 AM »
Then that would explain the reason she claims to be able to see into others' minds.

What if Sanae replaces Reimu in the next game?

Then Reimu replaces Sanae as a boss!

What if in the next generation of pokemon, Cirno is added as a legendary ice/fairy type?

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #973 on: October 25, 2014, 05:54:34 AM »
The strongest Pok?mon has arrived!

What if there were men in Gensokyo?
We have Rinnosuke and countless normal humans.

What if TF2xTouhouxKancolle?

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #974 on: October 25, 2014, 02:27:11 PM »
The strongest Pok?mon has arrived!
We have Rinnosuke and countless normal humans.

What if TF2xTouhouxKancolle?

A first-person danmaku game featuring Touhou and Kancolle characters. WITH HATS!!!

What if a Master Spark imploded?

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #975 on: October 25, 2014, 11:07:49 PM »
Then it will become a Servant Spark.

What if Murasa went diving at Bikini Atoll (you know, the place with all the sunken ships such as the Nagato and Saratoga from the Operation Crossroads nuclear test)?

Lt Colonel Summers

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #976 on: October 26, 2014, 01:16:16 AM »
She might find Godzilla sleeping on the seabed there. (Reference to the 2014 Godzilla movie)

What if Kaiju starts coming from the Rift and attack Gensokyo?
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Leon゠Helsing

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #977 on: October 26, 2014, 02:35:57 AM »
The Kappas will have to build an actual Hisoutensoku mech. No need to worry about the pilot, Sanae already volunteered.

What if Majora's Mask and Termina's moon popped up in Gensokyo?

Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #978 on: October 27, 2014, 08:02:34 AM »
They somehow end up in the hands of Rinnosuke, and chaos ensues.

What if the Dragon God turned out to be Alduin?

Snakebite969

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #979 on: October 30, 2014, 12:40:14 AM »
Day 3: The Prismriver sisters played the song of time...
But nothing happened.

What if Touhou 15 had a male protagonist?
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #980 on: October 31, 2014, 09:02:49 PM »
Then we're facing the end of the world.

What if Yukari and Joker team up?
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Goomba98

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #981 on: November 02, 2014, 02:12:55 PM »
Usamiko's question has been unanswered. Just letting you know.

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #982 on: November 04, 2014, 10:30:42 PM »
What if Yukari and Joker team up?
So begins the plot of Batmiko: The Dark Shrine Maiden Rises!

What if the Dragon God turned out to be Alduin?

Then the only thing that can defeat him...
...is the one he fears...
...in his tongue, she is Cirnokiin:
BAKABORN!

What if someone adapted Subterranean Animism into a Shakespeare-style play? (complete with iambic pentameter and random "-eth"s at the end of words.)

Lt Colonel Summers

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #983 on: November 04, 2014, 11:43:27 PM »
Everyone's response will be "WHHHHYYYYYY?!"

What if the existence of Gensokyo turns out to have been conspired by a third party, with even Yukari as an Unwitting Pawn?
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #984 on: November 05, 2014, 10:03:33 AM »
Fast forward to year 2097. Super Spacemouse and Neo-Nazrin the IIIrd, the main characters of the freshly-arrived Touhou 179 - Motionless Stars, are assigned to investigate the Yggrasil, a mysterious Death Star-looking object that appeared in the sky, just above the Strongest Mountain. After defeating a horde of relentless newcomers, you finally face the Stage 5 boss : Mecha-Reisen, compelling you to turn around for the truth is too hard to handle for everyone. Of course, your common sense is stronger, and after you beat the crap out of her, you enter Stage 6. Surprisingly, the mid-boss of this stage is none other than Yukari herself. She quickly stops attacking you, considering that if you came this far, you also deserve to know what lies behind the final door of this fortress, a truth unknown to all, even to her. She then leaves, wondering whether you will manage to catch up with her. You finally find the center room of the Yggdrasil. Yukari is seen on her knees before what appears to be a giant screen, her face looking even more shocked than when she saw who was main villain in Touhou 49.5 - Catch the Will. On the screen, a single multiple-colored word could be seen...

"Google"


What if Reimu was a ninja?

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #985 on: November 05, 2014, 01:27:20 PM »
She will have to solve the next incident carefully. Being a ninja is an entirely different league than a Shrine Maiden.

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"Google"
Good one! Google as the third party that orchestrated the creation of Gensokyo, with even Yukari as a pawn.
Now, on to the next question:

What if the events of Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons Of Liberty is recreated in Gensokyo?
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #986 on: November 16, 2014, 05:30:44 PM »
Then we can have Zun replacing Hideo Kojima
(No offensive here, I like him too)

What if Gensokyo x Gundam ? (Inspired by Colonel Aki :) )

Lt Colonel Summers

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #987 on: November 18, 2014, 09:07:08 AM »
Sanae will end up fangirling over all of them...

What if a later Touhou main game is made in collaboration with Hideo Kojima?
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #988 on: November 18, 2014, 09:45:43 AM »
The Moriya Conspiracy will be true!

What if the series gets whitewashed for an official English release?

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #989 on: November 19, 2014, 12:37:36 AM »
Every name in the game that doesn't sound western will be changed accordingly.

What if Gensokyo is cyberpunk and not magical?
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