Author Topic: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet (Read 119761 times)

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #870 on:** August 08, 2014, 04:26:56 AM »

It's not going to be an integer of all things. Oh, and the notorious Mima will not debut, as usual.
What if we get a 2hu named Hagikaze?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #871 on:** August 08, 2014, 11:31:27 AM »

....We get a Touhou named Hakikaze?

What if Bug Princess 2 X Touhou?

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #872 on:** August 09, 2014, 12:29:37 AM »

Here, I'm going to ask...

What if, and what if, Gensokyo is a militaristic Communist country?

Now I'm not talking about the Soviet Russia type of Communist, or Chinese Communists, but...
...North Korean-styled Communist. The kind that considers Capitalism as absolute evil.

I wonder...

Mеа · « **Reply #873 on:** August 09, 2014, 12:47:22 AM »

Then clearly, as Rinnosuke's hairstyle actively promotes evil capitalist values, it must be cleaved off to within 5cm of his scalp posthaste.

aListers · « **Reply #874 on:** August 09, 2014, 11:11:42 AM »

There are too many capitalists in Gensokyo.

Raikaria · « **Reply #875 on:** August 09, 2014, 01:04:16 PM »

Marisa's thieving antics are instead justified as 'redistributing the wealth of knowledge equally.'

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #876 on:** August 10, 2014, 11:28:00 AM »

I think this goes in the What If thread.

Tengukami · « **Reply #877 on:** August 10, 2014, 11:30:34 AM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on August 10, 2014, 11:28:00 AM

I think this goes in the What If thread.

Ah, good catch. Merging now ...

e: And merged! Weird how it's related to the OP of this thread, too. So then:

What if Kaguya and Eirin never found Gensokyo - how might they hide from the Lunarians?

Sssgth · « **Reply #878 on:** August 10, 2014, 12:47:38 PM »

Eirin's broom closet, derr.

What if everyone turned chibi?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #879 on:** August 10, 2014, 02:26:02 PM »

Then it's called a spin-off game.

What if we get another jiangshi Touhou character?

Patorikku · « **Reply #880 on:** August 10, 2014, 02:39:45 PM »

We can safely assume Seiga's offed a character to fuel her thirst for power. Soon, she will enslave all other powers and take over as the supreme ruler of all worlds if she is not stopped.

What if one of the crews (SDM crew, Buddhist crew, Taoist crew, Eientei crew, etc.) started up some sort of roleplaying campaign?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #881 on:** August 10, 2014, 06:42:31 PM »

HEEEEEY, someone forget me in the merge!?

Quote from: Cybeast710 on August 08, 2014, 11:31:27 AM

....We get a Touhou named Hakikaze?

What if Bug Princess 2 X Touhou?

After the merge, my question got buried.

Goomba98 · « **Reply #882 on:** August 17, 2014, 01:08:06 AM »

Then obviously Wriggle would be involved.

Next person should answer Patorikku's question.

Espadas · « **Reply #883 on:** August 17, 2014, 07:14:39 AM »

Then Yukari would win hands down the title of "Trolliest GM in history".

What if ZUN decided that trolling Momiji/Aya fans was amusing and up the ante by doing the same to a MAYOR character?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #884 on:** August 17, 2014, 09:21:38 AM »

ZUN would've probably been under the impression that fans of Touhou don't like mayors. Or maybe he dislikes the mayor.

What if Reimu was the mayor?

Sssgth · « **Reply #885 on:** August 18, 2014, 01:34:06 AM »

5000% sales tax to make up for her lack of donations.

What if ki-san IS Shameimaru?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #886 on:** August 18, 2014, 07:09:10 AM »

Mamizou disguised as a human disguised as Shameimaru...That raccoon dog has talent.

What if Aya was Merasmus from TF2?

Sssgth · « **Reply #887 on:** August 18, 2014, 02:53:28 PM »

Mamizou disguised as a human disguised as a wizard disguised as a tengu... that raccoon dog must be drunk off her ass.

What if Neko Tengu Shameimaru?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #888 on:** August 19, 2014, 10:20:08 AM »

Mamizou disguised as a human disguised as a wizard disguised as a tengu disguised as a kitten...too many disguises, this is becoming very silly already...

What if Jiang Shi-meimaru (provided that Seiga has nothing to do with this)?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #889 on:** August 19, 2014, 09:57:23 PM »

Nue disguised as Mamizou disguised as a human disguised as a wizard disguised as a tengu disguised as a Jiang Shi.

What if Posh Embodiment of Scarlet Mothershuckling Devil?

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #890 on:** August 20, 2014, 12:36:25 AM »

The popularity of Touhou faces a negative shark-jumping as a result.

What if Gensokyo has a working military?

Uruwi · « **Reply #891 on:** August 20, 2014, 04:38:04 AM »

Reimu would forbid them from leaving Gensokyo.

What if she didn't?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #892 on:** August 20, 2014, 10:52:21 AM »

They still wouldn't leave since they've got no business with the foreigners, so there's no reason to invade...

What if Yoshika was an aircraft carrier?

Uruwi · « **Reply #893 on:** August 20, 2014, 08:33:41 PM »

She'd be reanimated.

What if Yoshika was a tree?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #894 on:** August 20, 2014, 09:45:41 PM »

Murasa sinks her.

What if The Vicious Cycle of Playing as Marisa? (This question was inspired by these videos.)

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #895 on:** August 20, 2014, 11:01:58 PM »

Quote from: Fluffy8x on August 20, 2014, 08:33:41 PM

She'd be reanimated.

What if Yoshika was a tree?

(quoting this because it was missed due to needing to be approved)

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #896 on:** August 21, 2014, 12:27:06 AM »

Quote from: Fluffy8x on August 20, 2014, 08:33:41 PM

She'd be reanimated.

What if Yoshika was a tree?

It would be a flesh-eating, rotting tree.

Next person should answer my question from before:

Quote from: Evil_Nazgul0616 on August 20, 2014, 09:45:41 PM

What if The Vicious Cycle of Playing as Marisa? (This question was inspired by these videos.)

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #897 on:** August 21, 2014, 07:47:55 AM »

Start game, dodge bullet storms, die, rinse and repeat.

What if the Japanese decided to name a new warship Hakurei to complement the already existing destroyer Kirisame?

Uruwi · « **Reply #898 on:** August 21, 2014, 10:26:56 PM »

It would have visible armpits.

And what if they decided to name a new space-warship Izayoi to complement the already existing warship Hakurei and the destroyer Kirisame?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #899 on:** August 21, 2014, 10:34:02 PM »

It would have pa- *knifed*

What if Soul of Wriggle?