It would play out somewhat like this:
Akyuu: Alright contestants, our categories today are: "Incidents", "Reimu's Donation Box", "The Boundary", "The Outside World", "Perfect Math Class", and finally, "History". Reimu! You first.
Reimu: "Incidents" for $800.
Akyuu: "This incident involved a strange, blood-red mist that attempted to block out the sun."
*Button press*
Akyuu: Cirno.
Cirno: What's an incident?
Akyuu: I'm sorry, that's incorrect.
*Button press*
Akyuu: Reimu.
Reimu: What is the Scarlet Mist Incident!
Akyuu: Yes!
Reimu: Now let's do "Reimu's Donation Box" for $1000
Akyuu: "This is always empty..."
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What if Gensokyo Wheel of Fortune?