Author Topic: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet (Read 119803 times)

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #810 on:** July 15, 2014, 02:27:25 AM »

Quote from: Lt Colonel Summers on July 15, 2014, 02:17:35 AM

What if Communist Gensokyo?

In Soviet Gensokyo, book borrows you!
In Soviet Gensokyo, frog freezes you!
In Soviet Gensokyo, time stops you!
In Soviet Gensokyo, incident solves you!
...
And then Seija flips herself into a capitalist...

What if Touhou Ducktales?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #811 on:** July 15, 2014, 02:36:34 AM »

Obvious Reimu pogo-stick powers at hand I mean wouldn't want to see it. (Innuendo much?)

What Marisa discovered the meaning of pie? (YES CRAZY QUESTION AHOY)

Sssgth · « **Reply #812 on:** July 15, 2014, 03:05:08 AM »

Quote from: MewMewHeart on July 15, 2014, 02:36:34 AM

What Marisa discovered the meaning of pie? (YES CRAZY QUESTION AHOY)

Marisa starts the Cult of 3.42.

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Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #813 on:** July 15, 2014, 03:16:16 AM »

Ultimate Spellcard:
Brown Pants Sign ~ HOLYMOTHEROFSHITHOWTOIDODGETHATGODDAMNTHINGIT'SLIKEVERYTHINGGOINGOFFATONCEHOLYSHIT!!
*Pi-chuun~*

What if Are You Smarter Than a Nineball?

frostare · « **Reply #814 on:** July 15, 2014, 03:32:00 AM »

Utsuho: My name is Okuu and I'm more smarterer than a ⑨

What if Yuyuko ate Ayakashi, herself included?

Sssgth · « **Reply #815 on:** July 15, 2014, 05:54:14 AM »

Quote from: frostare on July 15, 2014, 03:32:00 AM

What if Yuyuko ate Ayakashi, herself included?

Still not as good as Mystia.

What if people realized that my previous question was shipping-related?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #816 on:** July 15, 2014, 06:14:27 AM »

Quote from: Sssgth on July 15, 2014, 05:54:14 AM

Still not as good as Mystia.

What if people realized that my previous question was shipping-related?

Nobody would care and would probably move on to something else.

What if Worlds Collide X Touhou?

Worlds Collide is the OFFICIAL Sonic/Mega Man crossover.

game2011 · « **Reply #817 on:** July 15, 2014, 06:51:48 AM »

Yukari's gonna be responsible for the characters of all series meeting each other, just like most fan fics I've seen on FF.net.

What if Hina enjoys laughing at people's misfortunes?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #818 on:** July 15, 2014, 07:42:19 AM »

Quote from: game2011 on July 15, 2014, 06:51:48 AM

Yukari's gonna be responsible for the characters of all series meeting each other, just like most fan fics I've seen on FF.net.

What if Hina enjoys laughing at people's misfortunes?

She enjoys purging them. It's her job description, so this is fundamentally impossible.

When I said official, I meant "SEGA and Capcom approved it and it was done by the licensed comic producer". I wish you wouldn't treat it like a mere fanfic. Also, in the comic is a Genesis Wave used to rewrite space and time according to a better outlook for them. So it's possible she would step in for that.

What if the Chaos Emeralds wound up in Gensokyo?

game2011 · « **Reply #819 on:** July 15, 2014, 07:52:56 AM »

Quote from: Cybeast710 on July 15, 2014, 07:42:19 AM

She enjoys purging them. It's her job description, so this is fundamentally impossible.
When I said official, I meant "SEGA and Capcom approved it and it was done by the licensed comic producer". I wish you wouldn't treat it like a mere fanfic. Also, in the comic is a Genesis Wave used to rewrite space and time according to a better outlook for them. So it's possible she would step in for that.
What if the Chaos Emeralds wound up in Gensokyo?

This is supposed to be a joke topic, so why are you taking things so seriously? Just deal with it. Seriously, this thread has become a shadow of its former self, with people taking it too seriously rather than treating it as something fun...

Back to the question...

The sight of the beautiful gem tempts Reimu to pick it up, and she somehow activates Chaos Control and warps herself to Hakugyokurou, where she falls on top of Yuyuko's lunch, ruining it. Chaos ensues...

What if Mokou accidentally burns up the Bamboo Forest of the Lost?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #820 on:** July 15, 2014, 10:13:28 AM »

The Eientei residents would still be alright as they've got their house to accommodate themselves, but Kagerou would end up homeless and very unamused.

What if we were all Akron?

Fuyuumi · « **Reply #821 on:** July 15, 2014, 10:31:57 AM »

I dunno how to answer but here's some trivia: Akron backwards in Norka, which in polish means "a small hole more likely dug by an animal".

What if next 2hu game featured voice actors?

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #822 on:** July 15, 2014, 01:18:47 PM »

Then Touhou starts to become less of a Doujin work and more of an official mega-franchise.

What if all the 2hus are Communists?
*Minus the Soviet Gensokyo part.

frostare · « **Reply #823 on:** July 15, 2014, 01:54:45 PM »

The short answer is that Reimu would breathe a sigh o relief, also

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What if Shinmyoumaru appeared in Once Upon a Time? I mean Shinmyoumaru herself, not Issun-Boshi

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #824 on:** July 15, 2014, 04:31:56 PM »

Quote from: game2011 on July 15, 2014, 07:52:56 AM

This is supposed to be a joke topic, so why are you taking things so seriously? Just deal with it. Seriously, this thread has become a shadow of its former self, with people taking it too seriously rather than treating it as something fun...

Why do I get targeted for that one and not the guy who called out Objection a page or so back doing the exact same thing?

Leon゠Helsing · « **Reply #825 on:** July 15, 2014, 04:33:18 PM »

Because...I did it in an over-the-top manner, much like certain lawyers would? :V
In any case, let's just move on and not let this snowball. Forgive and forget, eh?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #826 on:** July 16, 2014, 02:35:25 AM »

Quote from: frostare on July 15, 2014, 01:54:45 PM

What if Shinmyoumaru appeared in Once Upon a Time? I mean Shinmyoumaru herself, not Issun-Boshi

It would be the result of Yukari being bored. And every remotely evil person in Storybrooke would try to get the Miracle Mallet despite Shinmyoumaru being the only one able to use it...

What if Gensokyo Family Feud with your host: Remila Scarlet?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #827 on:** July 16, 2014, 04:21:01 AM »

Quote from: Evil_Nazgul0616 on July 16, 2014, 02:35:25 AM

It would be the result of Yukari being bored. And every remotely evil person in Storybrooke would try to get the Miracle Mallet despite Shinmyoumaru being the only one able to use it...

What if Gensokyo Family Feud with your host: Remila Scarlet?

Family Feud with REMILIA hosting? Nononono. She'd quit after episode 3. Have you seen the show lately? UGH. She would be revolted by it.

What if Gensokyo Jeopardy, hosted by Akyuu.

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #828 on:** July 16, 2014, 07:22:13 PM »

It would play out somewhat like this:

Akyuu: Alright contestants, our categories today are: "Incidents", "Reimu's Donation Box", "The Boundary", "The Outside World", "Perfect Math Class", and finally, "History". Reimu! You first.
Reimu: "Incidents" for $800.
Akyuu: "This incident involved a strange, blood-red mist that attempted to block out the sun."
*Button press*
Akyuu: Cirno.
Cirno: What's an incident?
Akyuu: I'm sorry, that's incorrect.
*Button press*
Akyuu: Reimu.
Reimu: What is the Scarlet Mist Incident!
Akyuu: Yes!
Reimu: Now let's do "Reimu's Donation Box" for $1000
Akyuu: "This is always empty..."
...

What if Gensokyo Wheel of Fortune?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #829 on:** July 16, 2014, 10:29:35 PM »

If Hina is not involved, it's not going to be fitting.

What if Kancolle introduced Destroyer Uranami?

Snakebite969 · « **Reply #830 on:** July 17, 2014, 01:04:47 AM »

She would be pretty OP

What if Twitch Plays Touhou?

Failure McFailFace · « **Reply #831 on:** July 17, 2014, 02:32:38 AM »

Game over in ten seconds.

What if Seija reversed Rule 34?

Goomba98 · « **Reply #832 on:** July 17, 2014, 10:50:14 AM »

Porn wouldn't exist.

What if the next incident involved vines taking over Gensokyo, and the final boss is an insect youkai? (Kirby Triple Deluxe reference)

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #833 on:** July 17, 2014, 03:46:05 PM »

At the end it would fuse with an unwilling yuuka to become a flower monster and there would be a danmaku battle to this theme

And the EX Boss would be the youkai's soul, fought to this theme.

And the stage bosses would be a flower youkai (Not yuuka), A paintbrush tsukumogami, Iku, A snake youkai, A fire frog youkai, and the stage 6 miniboss would be Yamame controlling whatever heroine you didn't pick with web-like puppet strings.

And this theme plays whenever you use a bomb...

What if Taranza (from Kirby Triple Deluxe) kidnapped Reimu?

Leon゠Helsing · « **Reply #834 on:** July 17, 2014, 04:09:46 PM »

Yuyuko to the rescue!

What if ZUN tried to apply competitive balancing to the cast's actual powers?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #835 on:** July 18, 2014, 11:04:09 AM »

Forgive me for my misunderstanding, but isn't that the Spell Card Rules?

What if Kancolle introduced Enterprise (CV-6), portrayed as a flight deck carrying Jiang shi?

Hieda no Akyuu · « **Reply #836 on:** July 24, 2014, 06:49:51 AM »

What if the Human Village Leader is female. (:

Leon゠Helsing · « **Reply #837 on:** July 24, 2014, 08:24:26 AM »

ERROR: ILLEGAL OPERATION
Answer the previous poster's question first.

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #838 on:** July 25, 2014, 06:22:25 AM »

Quote from: Hieda no Akyuu on July 24, 2014, 06:49:51 AM

What if the Human Village Leader is female. (:

Considering the circumstances of Gensokyo, that being an actual fact would not be too surprising, but are you going to answer my question or not? Although I would be fine if you stated otherwise.

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #839 on:** July 25, 2014, 03:40:38 PM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on July 18, 2014, 11:04:09 AM

What if Kancolle introduced Enterprise (CV-6), portrayed as a flight deck carrying Jiang shi?

Rigid Enterprise?
(not knowing anything about Kancolle, so...)

What if the next game only features the Taoists as playable characters? No Marisa or Reimu.