Author Topic: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet (Read 119818 times)

an unmatched sock · « **Reply #780 on:** July 01, 2014, 08:44:19 PM »

Either Mima will never leave to annoy the person, or the person will not allow Mima to leave because "OMG MIMA AAAAHHHHH!!!" Either way Mima would be gone for a long, long time. Perhaps that's the real reason she hasn't been seen since MS?

What if the upcoming movie Dracula Untold was actually about Remilia Scarlet and events that happened before she moved to Gensokyo? (With probably a short segment involving Flandre, because if one sister is related, the other has to be. Others can have cameos too!)

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #781 on:** July 02, 2014, 02:59:48 AM »

Remilia: The True Scarlet Story

What if Touhou x Working?

frostare · « **Reply #782 on:** July 02, 2014, 04:57:26 AM »

Sōta would drop Popura for Shinmyoumaru and get pummeled by Inami and all the other girls.

What if Touhou: Mountain of Fantastic Night Desires Perfect Subterranean Devil Character View?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #783 on:** July 02, 2014, 05:09:08 AM »

It's going to be all the games combined together in one large Christmas sale bundle. One program, nine different Touhou games. I would certainly buy this if it existed.

What if we were all Kogasa?

game2011 · « **Reply #784 on:** July 02, 2014, 08:10:32 AM »

Surprising at first, but then it gets stale.

What if this is real?

frostare · « **Reply #785 on:** July 02, 2014, 01:52:31 PM »

The same thing as it if weren't: People would complain. Also, why Samus twice?

What if the next game announcement by ZUN was Touhou 15 made by himself AND Touhou 16 was a fangame made canon?

Goomba98 · « **Reply #786 on:** July 02, 2014, 03:44:22 PM »

Then he would also accept The Last Comer, Marine Benefit, Mystical Power Plant, and Riverbed Soul Saver as canon. As for why Samus twice, I believe it might be related to the fact that, during development, Samus was top tier.

What is Touhou X Animal Crossing?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #787 on:** July 02, 2014, 05:23:26 PM »

Quote from: Goomba98 on July 02, 2014, 03:44:22 PM

As for why Samus twice, I believe it might be related to the fact that, during development, Samus was top tier.

...Nope. Why Samus twice is because for Smash 4, it's been confirmed Samus and Zero Suit Samus are gonna be separate characters.

frostare · « **Reply #788 on:** July 02, 2014, 05:43:27 PM »

Quote from: Goomba98 on July 02, 2014, 03:44:22 PM

Then he would also accept The Last Comer, Marine Benefit, Mystical Power Plant, and Riverbed Soul Saver as canon. As for why Samus twice, I believe it might be related to the fact that, during development, Samus was top tier.

What is Touhou X Animal Crossing?

Nice characters: Momiji, Chen, Suwako, Shinmyoumaru, Reimu, Sanae, Byakuren, Nitori, etc.
Valley girls: Marisa, Rin, Flandre, Utsuho, Murasa, Aya, Hatate, Meiling, Seija, Futo, Kyouko, Yoshika, Miko, etc.
Snobby girls: Kanako, Remilia, Yukari, Yuyuko, Toyohime, Yorihime, Eirin, Kaguya, Seiga, Eiki, etc.
Gluttons: Rinnosuke
Grouches: Unzan

What if Touhou x Rune Factory?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #789 on:** July 05, 2014, 07:34:37 AM »

I'm...not so sure how to answer this, but your NPCs will be 2hus.

What if Touhou x Dumb Ways to Die?

Snakebite969 · « **Reply #790 on:** July 05, 2014, 12:54:27 PM »

Mokou sets fire to her hair
Daiyousei pokes a stick at a grizzly bear
Rumia eats medicine (OMGWTF RUMIA YOU CANNIBAL EATING OTHER YOUKAI)
Rinnosuke (being the only canon male) uses his private parts as piranha bait

Duumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Duuumb ways to di- i- i- ie
So many dumb ways to die

Reimu gets her toast out with a fork
Sakuya does her own electrical work
Keine teaches herself how to fly
Yuyuko eats a 2 week old unrefrigerated pie

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-i-i-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Remilia invites a psycho killer inside
Marisa scratches a drug dealers brand new ride
Reisen takes her helmet off in outer space
Alice uses a clothes dryer as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-i-i-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Sanae keeps a rattlesnake as a pet
Meiling sells both her kidneys on the internet
Nazrin eats a tube of superglue
(Kaguya) I wonder, what's this red button do? (Explodes Eientei)

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-i-i-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Ran dresses up like a moose during hunting season
Chen disturbs a nest of wasps for no good reason
Cirno stands at the edge of a train station platform,
drives around the boom gates at a level crossing,
and runs across the tracks between the platforms
It may not rhyme but she's quite possibly

The dumbest ⑨ to die
The dumbest ⑨ to die
The dumbest ⑨ to di-i-i-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to dieee

What if Cirno was secretly an undercover agent for Remilia

frostare · « **Reply #791 on:** July 05, 2014, 02:04:57 PM »

Secret agent? She was the mastermind behind the whole incident!

What if there was a 2hu bomb squad?

game2011 · « **Reply #792 on:** July 05, 2014, 03:50:17 PM »

Going by the rule of spell cards, none of the bombs are capable of actually killing anyone.

What if ZUN spells the next game "2hu" because he says that's what an English site is calling the series, so he assumed that's how it is called in America?

On the serious note though, I think "2hu" sounds ridiculous and hope that people will stop it, but obviously, no one's gonna listen to me.

frostare · « **Reply #793 on:** July 05, 2014, 03:57:44 PM »

Oh don't worry, ZUN would definitely know about how the series is called, and he's not one to troll... or is he?

What if 2hoo (Happy now? =P) x Pikmin?

TresserT · « **Reply #794 on:** July 05, 2014, 08:29:44 PM »

Sukuna is the main character, pulling little Yuuku-yuukas out of the ground.

What if ZUN made a 2ho?

Goomba98 · « **Reply #795 on:** July 05, 2014, 08:49:16 PM »

It would be an alternate universe of 2hu/Touhou.

What if we got a painter youkai?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #796 on:** July 06, 2014, 12:37:41 AM »

Please let her be based off a famous historical painter. Please.

What if Komachi beat Remilia in the next popularity poll?

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #797 on:** July 06, 2014, 08:47:19 PM »

I'd actually be more surprised than if Kogasa did it.

What if Touhou x F-Zero? (did I already ask this?)

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #798 on:** July 08, 2014, 10:09:40 PM »

Fist Sign ~ "FALCON-PAWNCH!" is born.
(Also races, races everywhere...)

What if this Touhou RPG actually got attention when it was first posted in June...

Sssgth · « **Reply #799 on:** July 08, 2014, 10:40:53 PM »

Quote from: Evil_Nazgul0616 on July 08, 2014, 10:09:40 PM

What if this Touhou RPG actually got attention when it was first posted in June...

Cruel, uncontrollable laughter.

What if TouhouXGame&Watch?

frostare · « **Reply #800 on:** July 09, 2014, 01:19:15 AM »

Play as Reimu! Three spaces to dodge! Battle Remilia, the evil vampire! And get through bullet hell if you can! That's FIVE SHOTS ALL AT ONCE!

What if Warai no Uzume no Mikoto was made canon?

Goomba98 · « **Reply #801 on:** July 13, 2014, 08:30:49 PM »

Comedic spellcards ahoy.

What if we got a beetle youkai?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #802 on:** July 13, 2014, 10:26:51 PM »

Wriggle's best friend.

What if Haruna didn't get a Kai Ni?

Sssgth · « **Reply #803 on:** July 14, 2014, 05:37:51 AM »

100 straight years of otaku tears.

What if the forest surrounding the Hakurei Border was actually Aokigahara, and the suicides within were really youkai attacks?

Leon゠Helsing · « **Reply #804 on:** July 14, 2014, 07:07:49 AM »

Objection!
The fourth chapter of Cage in Lunatic Runagate mentions that the Youkai Mountain preserves the original appearance of Mount Yatsugatake, indicating that Gensokyo's location might be somewhere around the Yatsugatake Mountain Range, where Lake Suwa is also located nearby. However, the Aokigahara forest lies at the northwest base of Mount Fuji! Therefore, a retcon would be necessary for that to be true!

Of course, there is still a possibility...

What if there was a gap leading to the Aokigahara forest, specifically for the youkais' perusal?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #805 on:** July 14, 2014, 07:31:17 AM »

Touhou fans would undoubtedly flock to the forest for the sake of catching a glimpse of say, Mystia. Or someone like that.

What if Akron was a Touhou character?

frostare · « **Reply #806 on:** July 14, 2014, 01:11:40 PM »

(S)he will hang out with fellow evil creators and have a chat with Byakuren about the woes of being imprisoned.

What if Aya took a selfie?

Sssgth · « **Reply #807 on:** July 14, 2014, 02:19:13 PM »

Quote from: frostare on July 14, 2014, 01:11:40 PM

What if Aya took a selfie?

Self Shot! 500 pt bonus.

What if Neko Renko?

Snakebite969 · « **Reply #808 on:** July 14, 2014, 11:14:19 PM »

Fans of Renko being like "wtf is this why is she a neko" and then rampaging, storming Renko's school and burning her at the stake.
All within a single fan fiction.

What if Lily decided to announce Summer instead of Spring?

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #809 on:** July 15, 2014, 02:17:35 AM »

Then you will have to avoid a barrage of red-hot danmaku whenever Summer arrives.

What if Communist Gensokyo?