Author Topic: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet (Read 119850 times)

Leon゠Helsing · « **Reply #690 on:** June 10, 2014, 02:12:51 AM »

Quote from: Cybeast710 on June 09, 2014, 10:47:42 PM

What if Momiji had a sniper rifle, and could aim with deadly accuracy?

Sniper Wolf? *ba dum tss* :V

Quote from: Evil_Nazgul0616 on June 10, 2014, 02:04:49 AM

What if Utsuho was in charge of making the wet floor signs in the underground?

She'd be using nuclear warning signs instead of the usual guy-slips-on-floor illustration.

What if Metal Gear Touhou starring Marisa?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #691 on:** June 10, 2014, 02:47:50 AM »

Marisa discovers the amazing stealth secrets of a simple cardboard box and uses it to infiltrate the Scarlet Devil Library and "borrow" some books.

What if "Marisa Kirisame and the Deathly Hakkeros"?

snowflake247 · « **Reply #692 on:** June 11, 2014, 01:43:01 AM »

Marisa would go on a quest to find and dispose of Lord Voldemononobe's plate/horcrux.

What if Satori had Koishi take an inkblot test?

TresserT · « **Reply #693 on:** June 11, 2014, 02:24:22 AM »

Alright, now tell me what you see.

Satori: You're only here to take my money. You hate me as much as everyone else. Now you're questioning whether this was the best idea, and you're worried I may become upset and act violently. Don't worry, I'm used to this sort of thing.

Koishi: I see a butterfly!

EDIT: Whoops, forgot.

What if Yukari and Ran switched places for a day

FlareDragon · « **Reply #694 on:** June 11, 2014, 09:25:09 AM »

RAN: Finally, I can sleep all day and not have to worry.
~~~
CHEN: Mrreeooowww! *Purrs cutely*
YUKARI: *nosebleed lake*

What if the Kappas (namely Nitori) created new mobility technology that allows non-flyers to drive vehicles alongside floating walls and roofs? (And Yukari could probably make compacted air using border hax, making cars "fly" >w<)

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #695 on:** June 11, 2014, 12:26:24 PM »

Sci-fi Touhou, no doubt.

What if Touhou Taihou?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #696 on:** June 11, 2014, 05:39:20 PM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on June 11, 2014, 12:26:24 PM

Sci-fi Touhou, no doubt.

What if Touhou Taihou?

Kappa war!

What if Touhou X Trauma Center?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #697 on:** June 11, 2014, 05:52:46 PM »

Erin would be the main character and has to save the world, a whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?~

What if Scrooge McDuck ended up in Gensokyo? (Think Disney guys!)

Leon゠Helsing · « **Reply #698 on:** June 12, 2014, 06:20:22 AM »

DuckTales: Gensokyo Edition. :V

What if the next main games stopped using ZUN art?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #699 on:** June 13, 2014, 01:14:31 PM »

Is the artist Shibafu? :V If the art still has a sort of silly ZUN-esque feel to it, then it'll still be fine by my standards

What if this?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #700 on:** June 13, 2014, 10:38:20 PM »

Then everyone starts placing on bets on who will blow the other away with their strange weapons first.

What if the Kappa create an AI and said AI goes rogue and starts trying to exterminate all the humans and youkai in Gensokyo?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #701 on:** June 13, 2014, 11:26:44 PM »

They'll use danmaku to sort it out as usual. Then they'll have tea with it.

What if all of us were Touhou characters?

xfullmetal17 · « **Reply #702 on:** June 13, 2014, 11:48:12 PM »

Countries would have one giant tea party (with sake) after their wars.

What if Persona x Touhou?

Leon゠Helsing · « **Reply #703 on:** June 15, 2014, 08:38:44 AM »

Fortunately, Iced Fairy already wrote something along the lines of that, even if it's just a one-shot.

What if Two Mikos Play (insert game here)?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #704 on:** June 15, 2014, 11:02:09 AM »

They'll say things like "These hitboxes are too big!" and "Where's the item collect line?"

What if we were all various American historical figures?

Goomba98 · « **Reply #705 on:** June 15, 2014, 01:19:36 PM »

That's not Touhou related! *buzzer noise*

What if there was a youkai with the power of copying other character's powers? (Yes, I was thinking of Kirby at the time.)

game2011 · « **Reply #706 on:** June 15, 2014, 03:33:04 PM »

Seeing her eat people just to copy abilities will be a frightening (and maybe hilarious) sight.

What if there is a case of "Cowboy Bebop at His Computer" where a Japanese publication talks about the series, saying that it's about a shrine maiden named "Touhou" solving incidents?

snowflake247 · « **Reply #707 on:** June 15, 2014, 04:13:43 PM »

Then that article would, of course, end up being the one reprinted in Western publications to "introduce the West to Touhou". Thousands of misinformed new fans ensue. (And you thought the "What anime is this? Is this from mcroll? Bad apple is shadow art I saw it on cnn" folks were bad...)

What if Kanako was Vladimir Putin?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #708 on:** June 15, 2014, 09:55:59 PM »

I would gladly move to Russia if that was so.

What if Kanako was a film director?

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #709 on:** June 16, 2014, 04:36:29 PM »

Every movie stars Sanae, and they're probably very high-budget yet they'll still be so cheesy that nobody will like them.

What if Suika did stand-up comedy?

Sssgth · « **Reply #710 on:** June 17, 2014, 12:00:41 AM »

Cue Suika growing huge and flashing everyone.

What if Sanae's Romantic Love?

game2011 · « **Reply #711 on:** June 17, 2014, 04:46:58 AM »

Fandom will pair him with other girls anyway.

What if Keine demands that people make complete-looking questions from now on?

Leon゠Helsing · « **Reply #712 on:** June 17, 2014, 06:46:24 AM »

F**k tha poliec, bi- *CAVED*
...Worth it.

What if a male 2hu shows up...who also happens to be an epic trap*?

*)At least equal to Bridget, Hideyoshi, or Ruka in trap grade.

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #713 on:** June 17, 2014, 09:47:50 AM »

Look harder, it's still a girl :V

What if Touhou characters appeared in the next LEGO movie?

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #714 on:** June 17, 2014, 02:49:08 PM »

I'd go burn down LEGO HQ. Getting damn sick of them borrowing everybody's copyrights and making them stupid.

What if the next Touhou game still stars Seija?

TresserT · « **Reply #715 on:** June 17, 2014, 10:01:41 PM »

Move over Aya/Sanae/Cirno/ZUN's actual wife. There's a new girlfriend in town!

What if we get Fairy Wars 2?

Sssgth · « **Reply #716 on:** June 17, 2014, 10:06:51 PM »

Quote from: TresserT on June 17, 2014, 10:01:41 PM

What if we get Fairy Wars 2?

Starring Lily White and Daiyousei as playable characters, and Cirno as Stage 2 boss.

What if 2hus in college?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #717 on:** June 18, 2014, 01:55:05 AM »

Quote from: Sssgth on June 17, 2014, 10:06:51 PM

What if 2hus in college?

They grow up so fast.

Quote from: UnendingEmpire on June 17, 2014, 02:49:08 PM

I'd go burn down LEGO HQ. Getting damn sick of them borrowing everybody's copyrights and making them stupid.

But they managed to make me attractive :V

What if there was a Touhou x Kancolle event?

game2011 · « **Reply #718 on:** June 19, 2014, 02:21:56 PM »

There will be war there.

What if Nazrin ate Rin?

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #719 on:** June 19, 2014, 03:12:16 PM »

Seija: "Exactly as planned!"

What if Youmu's human half was actually an asura half all along and she didn't know it?