Author Topic: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet (Read 119785 times)

game2011 · « **Reply #660 on:** June 07, 2014, 01:30:47 PM »

Those mushroom monsters/demons, as seen in the Inaba manga, would fire spores into the air to shoot him/her down.

What if Septette for a Dead Princess doesn't get first place in the next music popularity poll?

TresserT · « **Reply #661 on:** June 07, 2014, 02:04:51 PM »

CHARISMA BREAK!

What if Scarlet Symphone won the next popularity poll?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #662 on:** June 07, 2014, 02:29:05 PM »

Well, that happening would be certainly nigh impossible...PC98 characters barely receive much appreciation, with the exception of Mima, Shinki and a select few I am unfortunately unable to recall.

What if there was a shipgirl 2hu? By "shipgirl", I mean the kind of ship that goes on water.

frostare · « **Reply #663 on:** June 07, 2014, 03:26:55 PM »

She will be made "I'm on a boat" memes, people will ship her with Murasa and make other lame puns about her. Nice boat!

What if ZUN made the first five Touhou games canon but EoSD and PCB non-canon?

TresserT · « **Reply #664 on:** June 07, 2014, 03:48:16 PM »

IaMP, IN, PoFV, STB, SWR, SA, UNL, FW, TD, DCC, and ISC all become non-canon due to containing non-cameo characters from PCB/EoSD. On the bright side, we get a Mima.

What if Kanako and Suwako left Gensokyo (without Sanae)?

game2011 · « **Reply #665 on:** June 07, 2014, 04:04:19 PM »

Abraham Lincoln, I would appreciate it if you actually answer the questions in funny ways instead of trying to answer seriously...

Anyway...

They'll kidnap the first human girl they come across and make a shrine maiden out of her.

I'm asking this question again, because the answer I previously got was an example of "not getting the point of this topic."

What if ZUN believes that in order for the series to appeal to the West, he should change some of the characters' names into English-sounding ones?

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #666 on:** June 07, 2014, 04:49:39 PM »

Alice, Patchy, Flan, Remi, and Maribel wouldn't be affected at all.

What if the next final boss were male?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #667 on:** June 07, 2014, 11:34:42 PM »

Look harder, it's actually a girl :V

What if everyone was Abraham Lincoln? (My sincere apologies, I have no more ideas for good questions)

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #668 on:** June 07, 2014, 11:38:14 PM »

Then the world would be overrun by the Lincoln Legion.

What if we got a Touhou version of Freeman's Mind?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #669 on:** June 08, 2014, 12:28:34 AM »

ZUN's mind

What if we all could 1cc all Touhou games on Lunatic?

Leon゠Helsing · « **Reply #670 on:** June 08, 2014, 12:55:44 AM »

ZUN would create a new difficulty level that would give CAVE a run for their money.

What if Cyberpunk Touhou?

TresserT · « **Reply #671 on:** June 08, 2014, 02:04:49 AM »

Google, define cyberpunk.
A genre of science fiction set in a lawless subculture of an oppressive society dominated by computer technology.
So Samidare? Seihou? Maribel and Renko? Uwabami Breakers?

What if touhou were set in Woodcrest insead of Gensokyo?

FlareDragon · « **Reply #672 on:** June 08, 2014, 02:47:46 AM »

Woodcrest, a land of urban ~~fantasy~~ wonder, where mysteriously, all the inhabitants are female (bar a rare few. They probably came in later in the ~~show~~ ~~anime~~ ~~game~~ series.
I could imagine Alice as a latino somehow, and Marisa...well, let's say she's stealing more than just the precious thing >u<

What if the 2hu's knew of the existence of these forums?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #673 on:** June 08, 2014, 03:29:45 AM »

They might just start a forum about us - complete with "What if" thread in the Outside World Recovery Center.

What if the above sentence was true?

TresserT · « **Reply #674 on:** June 08, 2014, 03:48:47 AM »

We would all get horribly flandre-ized fanon versions of ourselves. For some reason I feel that Kanako would have something to do with the forum.

What if we got "The Legend of Mima: The ZUNpet of Time"?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #675 on:** June 08, 2014, 04:14:20 AM »

Quote from: TresserT on June 08, 2014, 03:48:47 AM

We would all get horribly flandre-ized fanon versions of ourselves. For some reason I feel that Kanako would have something to do with the forum.

What if we got "The Legend of Mima: The ZUNpet of Time"?

......"OK, where the hell is my hakkero and why the f**k am I in green!? I look terrible!"

What if we got "The Legend of Aya: A Momiji To PC-98?"

an unmatched sock · « **Reply #676 on:** June 08, 2014, 04:59:27 AM »

"Okay...that mirror made everything all...blocky. Demons and youkai are running amok and I don't recognize any of them, the shrine maiden suddenly has purple hair...and oh Kanako, what is that ghost thing flying around there?" She then begins cutting things down and fighting to the giant pyramid-like structure that contains Mima, who sought out the mystic Yin-Yang Orb and managed to split the world into the Windows World and the PC-98 World.

Momiji then gets a wish after beating up final boss Mima from the Orb. Yay!

What if (keeping to this theme) "The Legend of Seija: The Kobito Cap" happened?

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #677 on:** June 08, 2014, 05:03:57 AM »

Defeat enemies by flipping them into the floor.

What if The Legend of Kokoro: Shoutoku's Mask?
~~Now all you fans, submit to the true best Zelda game of all time.~~

TresserT · « **Reply #678 on:** June 08, 2014, 05:08:16 AM »

Kokoro actually sells the hats of various girls, just out of spite. The final boss is Tewi, who stole Toyohime's hat. As revenge, the Watatsukis are waging war on the earth (by crashing the moon into it).

What if "New Super Watatsuki Sisters"?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #679 on:** June 08, 2014, 05:11:16 AM »

Kill everything with the power of Mary Sue in order to save Reisen! Except she's in Eientei!

~~Good grief I'm stupid~~

What if "The Legend of the Great Gods: The Taoist of Boats and Arson"?

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #680 on:** June 08, 2014, 05:20:06 AM »

The very first item you get is the Fire Rod. Then the bombs. Then a nice boat.

What if "Yuugi-Oh: Duelists of the Sunflowers"?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #681 on:** June 08, 2014, 12:01:52 PM »

If the title is anything to go by....welcome back, Yuuka! :V Everyone missed your presence so~

What if ZUN did the illustrations for Kancolle?

frostare · « **Reply #682 on:** June 08, 2014, 09:26:24 PM »

It woud certainly attract some attention, I'm sorry for the fans, though.

What if Touhou und Panzer?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #683 on:** June 09, 2014, 03:43:03 AM »

The tanks shoot danmaku.

What if Epic Touhou Fantasy?

xfullmetal17 · « **Reply #684 on:** June 09, 2014, 05:42:26 AM »

A quest for crystals would ensue.

What if Touhou and Pacific Rim had a crossover?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #685 on:** June 09, 2014, 06:31:41 AM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on June 09, 2014, 03:43:03 AM

The tanks shoot danmaku.

What if Epic Touhou Fantasy?

Considering how this was the guy who made Bullet Heaven and also slipped in a DOUBLE reference to Touhou and Smash Bros at the same time in Epic Battle Fantasy 3 when you used the Bullet Hell attack, (One life, Spellcards Only, Final Destination), I'm just going to say that probably not much is going to change.

What if Flowering Night... had lyrics?

*Has been watching too much Brentalfloss lately*

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #686 on:** June 09, 2014, 09:53:39 AM »

Everyone, it's sing-along time! :V

What if I was in the next Touhou game?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #687 on:** June 09, 2014, 10:47:42 PM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on June 09, 2014, 09:53:39 AM

Everyone, it's sing-along time! :V

What if I was in the next Touhou game?

The next game is Aya Shameimaru: Gyakuten Saiban. First case: Murder. The victim: you.

What if Momiji had a sniper rifle, and could aim with deadly accuracy?

Utsukimi Jerry · « **Reply #688 on:** June 10, 2014, 12:45:36 AM »

Quote from: TresserT on May 22, 2014, 05:38:16 AM

A lot of people wouldn't be playing that game. Not that people pirate the games, because piracy is wrong.

What if Reimu became a pirate?

Expect her to pretty much raid Gensokyo in a giant ship filled with Ying Yang Orbs in search of doubloons

What if Remilia isn't a charismatic character that we know and love/hate?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #689 on:** June 10, 2014, 02:04:49 AM »

☢CAUTION!!☢ UNANSWERED QUESTION THAT WAS OVERLOOKED! ☢CAUTION!!☢

Quote from: xfullmetal17 on June 09, 2014, 05:42:26 AM

What if Touhou and Pacific Rim had a crossover?

☢CAUTION!!☢ UNANSWERED QUESTION THAT WAS OVERLOOKED! ☢CAUTION!!☢Danmaku vs. Kaiju = epic

Quote from: Utsukimi Jerry on June 10, 2014, 12:45:36 AM

What if Remilia isn't a charismatic character that we know and love/hate?

Then she'd be nothing!! *Dramatic music*

What if Utsuho was in charge of making the wet floor signs in the underground?