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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #570 on: May 25, 2014, 06:39:43 PM »
moar danmaku

What if Touhou/Yu-Gi-Oh without Yuugi?

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #571 on: May 26, 2014, 04:28:45 AM »
Yu-Ka-Oh.

What if a cow fell from the sky with absolutely no explanation?

Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #572 on: May 26, 2014, 04:43:03 AM »
Yukari got her hands on a copy of the hitch hiker's guide, I see :P

What if Seija had a Smash Bros moveset?
My name is Tres. It sounds like "Tray". Tressert is "Tray-zurt"; like Tres dessert.
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #573 on: May 26, 2014, 01:30:42 PM »
Everything gets flipped.


What if Sanae was actually Mima under a human guise all along?

Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #574 on: May 26, 2014, 02:09:36 PM »
Does that make Kanako and Suwako the Hakurei Shrine Gods? Genius!

What if Romeo and Juliet in Gensokyo?
My name is Tres. It sounds like "Tray". Tressert is "Tray-zurt"; like Tres dessert.
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #575 on: May 26, 2014, 02:46:36 PM »
Romeo gets genderflipped because everyone is- *shot*

What if Elvis was actually in Gensokyo?

Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #576 on: May 26, 2014, 02:48:30 PM »
What if Sanae was actually Mima under a human guise all along?

ZUN is mysteriously found dead in his home.

What if chibi Tenshi?

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #577 on: May 26, 2014, 02:56:58 PM »
*beep* Error: Unanswered question:
What if Elvis was actually in Gensokyo?

UnendingEmpire

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #578 on: May 26, 2014, 05:00:53 PM »
Choujuu Gigaku origins explained

What if Tewi spent a day as the Easter Bunny?

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #579 on: May 26, 2014, 06:12:19 PM »
All of the Easter Eggs are traps.

What if Flandre was the owner of a company?
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #580 on: May 26, 2014, 07:37:03 PM »
Something similar to this doujin

What if 2hu and One-punch Man?
"Wha...wha...whazzat? Whazzat? You just wanna play a game that doesn't have six metrosexual Jonas Brothers in it? Well FUUUUUUUCK YOU! This is what you get, fuck you! Square Enix: Because fuck you guys!" -JonTron
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #581 on: May 26, 2014, 08:34:35 PM »
Unzan.

What if CAVE made Touhou 15?
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #582 on: May 26, 2014, 08:41:33 PM »
What if CAVE made Touhou 15?

Touhou 15: Wriggle Princess

What if chibi Tenshi?

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #583 on: May 26, 2014, 08:45:05 PM »
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My profile picture is whimsy until I feel like adding something else.

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #584 on: May 26, 2014, 09:45:03 PM »
What if Hibachi were a 2hu?

Then you could... er, heat things up?

What if Chibi Reimu?

UnendingEmpire

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #585 on: May 26, 2014, 09:54:18 PM »
Donations

What if Easy mode allowed players to unlock extra stages?

Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #586 on: May 26, 2014, 10:55:21 PM »
What if Easy mode allowed players to unlock extra stages?

Easier extra stages.

What if chibi Youmu?

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #587 on: May 27, 2014, 12:08:15 AM »
Easier extra stages.

What if chibi Youmu?

Safety scissors.

What if chibi every 2hu ever
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #588 on: May 27, 2014, 12:12:57 AM »
chibi Reimu doesn't declare an incident purely because donations

What if yukkuri Miko?

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #589 on: May 27, 2014, 12:28:13 AM »
What if yukkuri Miko?



What if yukkuri Larsa?
My profile picture is whimsy until I feel like adding something else.

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #590 on: May 27, 2014, 02:01:57 AM »
What if yukkuri Larsa?

An epic battle with Yukkuri Wriggle.

What if chibi Byakuren?

UnendingEmpire

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #591 on: May 27, 2014, 02:41:02 AM »
Myouren Temple gets many visitors.

What if Komachi met Greg the Grim Reaper?

Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #592 on: May 27, 2014, 03:22:37 AM »
What if Komachi met Greg the Grim Reaper?

Mamizou's Bad Tail Day.

What if Raymoo?

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #593 on: May 27, 2014, 04:31:36 AM »
Tumblr blog

What if what if?
"Wha...wha...whazzat? Whazzat? You just wanna play a game that doesn't have six metrosexual Jonas Brothers in it? Well FUUUUUUUCK YOU! This is what you get, fuck you! Square Enix: Because fuck you guys!" -JonTron
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #594 on: May 27, 2014, 04:38:35 AM »
I tell people to ask more proper-looking questions.
(In case some people don't realize it, that is my answer for the question above)

What if Shou suddenly has the urge to behave like a real tiger?

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #595 on: May 27, 2014, 04:55:18 AM »
Well if it was Nazrin acting like a tiger, there'd be an ocean of nosebleeds from Shou.
But since it's Shou that's acting like a tiger...
"Extra! Extra! Mysterious Tipper reveals Shocking News!
--Local Avatar discovered to have tastes in beastiality!!"
(Just incase it's not obvious, Nazrin's the "mysterious" tipper XD)

What if the Music CD's were actually products within Gensokyo, not the real world?
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #596 on: May 27, 2014, 06:31:15 AM »
Less music for us...  :(

What if all poorly received movies are very well received in Gensokyo?
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #597 on: May 27, 2014, 06:35:12 AM »
Uwe Boll would be lauded as a god there.

What if there exists a duck that weighs the same as Marisa?

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #598 on: May 27, 2014, 10:14:21 AM »
What if there exists a duck that weighs the same as Marisa?

That duck then died of conditions related to morbid obesity in waterfowl.

What if every touhou character was suddenly male?
My profile picture is whimsy until I feel like adding something else.

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #599 on: May 27, 2014, 10:33:58 AM »
Wriggle would be unquestionably feminine.

What if Shinmyoumaru's reason for wearing a bowl as an impromptu hat was actually because Seija served her food in a real hat instead of the bowl?