Author Topic: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet (Read 119825 times)

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #510 on:** May 17, 2014, 11:58:56 PM »

Quote from: Sssgth on May 17, 2014, 08:34:27 PM

What if I had a pet Yukkuri Miko?

It would be the bodiless equivalent of having a pet owl.

What if Seija was really Australian?

Esper · « **Reply #511 on:** May 18, 2014, 12:27:19 AM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on May 17, 2014, 11:58:56 PM

It would be the bodiless equivalent of having a pet owl.

What if Seija was really Australian?

It would then be revealed that Russia is in the place of Australia because she flipped it! D:

In Gensokyo, Seija flips you!

Spoiler:

What if ZUN made a Touhou x CAVE crossover?

TresserT · « **Reply #512 on:** May 18, 2014, 05:42:57 AM »

CAVE would sue him for copyright infringement :ohdear:

What if Shinki got tired of Makai and made an entirely new world?

Sssgth · « **Reply #513 on:** May 18, 2014, 12:26:26 PM »

Quote from: TresserT on May 18, 2014, 05:42:57 AM

What if Shinki got tired of Makai and made an entirely new world?

Reimu'd just burn it down again.

What if the real 2hus showed up at the next AWA?

Goomba98 · « **Reply #514 on:** May 18, 2014, 12:44:27 PM »

Lots of explosions and death.

What if Reimu is a guest character in the next Smash Bros. via permission from ZUN?

Esper · « **Reply #515 on:** May 18, 2014, 12:58:27 PM »

Quote from: Goomba98 on May 18, 2014, 12:44:27 PM

What if Reimu is a guest character in the next Smash Bros. via permission from ZUN?

Reimu becomes banned from tournaments immediately.

What if there were a Smash Bros-esque 2hu fighting game?

Sssgth · « **Reply #516 on:** May 18, 2014, 01:02:43 PM »

Quote from: What am I, anyway? on May 18, 2014, 12:58:27 PM

What if there were a Smash Bros-esque 2hu fighting game?

Fantasy Heaven would somehow become even more broken.

What if there was a Zelda-esque 2hu adventure game starring Youmu?

Leon゠Helsing · « **Reply #517 on:** May 18, 2014, 01:07:10 PM »

This.

What if Sakuya was really the long-lost sister of this guy?

Sssgth · « **Reply #518 on:** May 18, 2014, 05:05:34 PM »

Quote from: Leonard-Helsing on May 18, 2014, 01:07:10 PM

What if Sakuya was really the long-lost sister of this guy?

KOUMAJOU DENSETSU 3 CONFRMED!

What if Touhou was banned from America because moral guardians?

snowflake247 · « **Reply #519 on:** May 18, 2014, 06:26:10 PM »

Then I would seriously question the moral guardianship that allows stuff like GTA to be released, but vetoes a clean and innocent game series about flying maidens resolving supernatural incidents. People would probably still find some way to play the games, though.

What if Reimu has secretly been Genji in disguise for the entire Windows era?

TresserT · « **Reply #520 on:** May 18, 2014, 06:33:37 PM »

But... what did he do with the real Reimu?!?

What if all the Windows characters were PC-98 characters in disguise?

Sssgth · « **Reply #521 on:** May 18, 2014, 07:21:49 PM »

Quote from: TresserT on May 18, 2014, 06:33:37 PM

What if all the Windows characters were PC-98 characters in disguise?

Still no Mima.

What if Sakuya was in an ALBW-style game, but with 2hu-themed items.

Esper · « **Reply #522 on:** May 19, 2014, 01:56:29 AM »

Quote from: Sssgth on May 18, 2014, 07:21:49 PM

What if Sakuya was in an ALBW-style game, but with 2hu-themed items.

I assume ALBW means A Link Between Worlds. For future reference, don't use acronyms that are non-Touhou because there's a chance that someone could not know what you're talking about even with a google search.

Anyway, Sakuya would easily win because time stopping plus knives equals fun.

What if Cirno grew a brain?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #523 on:** May 19, 2014, 05:07:34 AM »

Quote from: What am I, anyway? on May 19, 2014, 01:56:29 AM

What if Cirno grew a brain?

Brain freeze.

What if there was a Gensokyian Civil War?

game2011 · « **Reply #524 on:** May 19, 2014, 07:53:42 AM »

Everyone kills each other in the end, and then Makai replaces Gensokyo.

What if Rinnosuke is secretly planning to take over Gensokyo?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #525 on:** May 19, 2014, 07:55:36 AM »

Then he is going to meet a horrible fate. Practically every single female outside of the human village is a potential threat to his life.

What if Tokiko is Rinnosuke's youkai half?

game2011 · « **Reply #526 on:** May 19, 2014, 03:10:16 PM »

He will absorb her back into himself someday and, after becoming a full demon as a result, reveal what a crested ibis demon can really do--make awesome-looking houses/nests on top of trees.

What if Momiji does not take lightly anyone who treats her as a dog?

Leon゠Helsing · « **Reply #527 on:** May 19, 2014, 03:25:13 PM »

News flash: Idiot gets decapitated after tossing dog treat at Momiji.

What if Mokou was more like Sol Badguy?

frostare · « **Reply #528 on:** May 19, 2014, 09:40:58 PM »

Kaguya is DEAD! Screw the Hourai Elixir!

What if there was a Parodius-like penguin touhou character?

Esper · « **Reply #529 on:** May 19, 2014, 10:03:51 PM »

Quote from: frostare on May 19, 2014, 09:40:58 PM

Kaguya is DEAD! Screw the Hourai Elixir!

What if there was a Parodius-like penguin touhou character?

Parodius character? Cirno already fits the personality. Put Cirno in a tuxedo and you've got it.

What if Ringabel (Bravely Default) somehow came to Gensokyo?

Sssgth · « **Reply #530 on:** May 20, 2014, 01:48:14 AM »

Quote from: What am I, anyway? on May 19, 2014, 10:03:51 PM

What if Ringabel (Bravely Default) somehow came to Gensokyo?

Is polygamy still illegal?

What if Bravely Default included 2 2hus as part of the playable group, and they cosplayed as other 2hus for various jobs?
(i.e. Remilia/Flandre for vampire, Youmu for Swordmaster, whatever else fits)

Esper · « **Reply #531 on:** May 20, 2014, 08:49:05 PM »

Quote from: Sssgth on May 20, 2014, 01:48:14 AM

Is polygamy still illegal?

What if Bravely Default included 2 2hus as part of the playable group, and they cosplayed as other 2hus for various jobs?
(i.e. Remilia/Flandre for vampire, Youmu for Swordmaster, whatever else fits)

Nothing's illegal in Gensokyo except legitimate endangerment and threat to the safety of all around them.

Now, if that happened, the two 2hus would have unswitchable classes. I can't make that sound well, so let's just strike htat part out. However, 2hu cosplay...

Shaman class - Edea as Reimu, Agn?s as Sanae, Tiz as a male Reimu with a more masculine design, Ringabel as a male Sanae with a more masculine design.
Magician class - Edea as Marisa, Agn?s as Mima, Tiz as Marisa's father, Ringabel as Rinnosuke'

Aaaand I'm out.

What if Yukari was an Asterisk fight in Bravely Default?

Sssgth · « **Reply #532 on:** May 20, 2014, 09:42:38 PM »

Quote from: What am I, anyway? on May 20, 2014, 08:49:05 PM

What if Yukari was an Asterisk fight in Bravely Default?

Reraise required, because every turn she sends a train at you. Beat her, though, and you get the Gap Hag asterisk!

What if there was a Gap Hag asterisk in Bravely Default?

Esper · « **Reply #533 on:** May 21, 2014, 08:23:08 PM »

Quote from: Sssgth on May 20, 2014, 09:42:38 PM

Reraise required, because every turn she sends a train at you. Beat her, though, and you get the Gap Hag asterisk!

What if there was a Gap Hag asterisk in Bravely Default?

Imagine a red mage but with time magic and the ability to convert magic into a physical attack at a price of a small number of MP.

What if Touhou Dissidia happened?

TresserT · « **Reply #534 on:** May 21, 2014, 09:19:26 PM »

Dissidia was about pitting characters from different universes/times against each other...
PC-98 revival!!!!!!
Seihous in Gensokyo!
Drunken Partyers!
Fan characters!(?)
Scrapped characters...?!?
Touhous yet to appear?
Battleships???
Final Fantasy Characters

And still no Mima!

What if the touhous saw their fanon interpertations?

Esper · « **Reply #535 on:** May 21, 2014, 10:46:20 PM »

Quote from: TresserT on May 21, 2014, 09:19:26 PM

What if the touhous saw their fanon interpertations?

"Why is every other creature a lesbian?"

What if Reimu were really been far even as to have gone wanted to do look more like?

game2011 · « **Reply #536 on:** May 22, 2014, 04:19:25 AM »

Then she would have gone too far in being what look like it would have been like.

What if Rinnosuke's hair is actually a wig?

Leon゠Helsing · « **Reply #537 on:** May 22, 2014, 05:09:08 AM »

I wonder how Aya will sensationalize that...

What if ZUN goes for GOG instead of Steam?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #538 on:** May 22, 2014, 05:24:43 AM »

Quote from: Leonard-Helsing on May 22, 2014, 05:09:08 AM

I wonder how Aya will sensationalize that...

What if ZUN goes for GOG instead of Steam?

Quite frankly? Who cares. It means DRM-free, and that's good news to me.

What if the next game had anti-piracy coding?

TresserT · « **Reply #539 on:** May 22, 2014, 05:38:16 AM »

A lot of people wouldn't be playing that game. Not that people pirate the games, because piracy is wrong.

What if Reimu became a pirate?