Author Topic: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet (Read 119879 times)

Leon゠Helsing · « **Reply #450 on:** May 15, 2014, 01:06:41 AM »

To put it simply, chaos ensues.

What if Reimu had a Shadow (yes, the Persona 4 one)?

TresserT · « **Reply #451 on:** May 15, 2014, 01:15:16 AM »

Marisa would have a Sonic punch
What if the brofists are actually Ichirin's?

Esper · « **Reply #452 on:** May 15, 2014, 01:46:56 AM »

Then Ichirin has four hands and is a freak.

What if Cirno divided by 9?

Sssgth · « **Reply #453 on:** May 15, 2014, 02:16:45 AM »

Quote from: What am I, anyway? on May 15, 2014, 01:46:56 AM

What if Cirno divided by 9?

And Then There Were None.

*crickets*

What if the Touhous decided to get married?

Esper · « **Reply #454 on:** May 15, 2014, 02:33:33 AM »

Then the BIGOTS rained down burning sulfur on Hakugyokurou and Gensokyo; from the BIGOTS out of the real world.

What if Wriggle Nightbug was a stage 5 boss?

Sssgth · « **Reply #455 on:** May 15, 2014, 02:43:51 AM »

Quote from: What am I, anyway? on May 15, 2014, 02:33:33 AM

What if Wriggle Nightbug was a stage 5 boss?

Reisen = stage 1
Marisa/Reimu = stage 2
Keine still is 3
Mystia = stage 4

What if my lil' sis was a 2hu?

Leon゠Helsing · « **Reply #456 on:** May 15, 2014, 02:59:29 AM »

She'd better watch out for the newbie hazing, courtesy of Reimu, Marisa, and whoever happens to be tagging along.

What if the 2hus could copyright their spell cards?

snowflake247 · « **Reply #457 on:** May 15, 2014, 03:06:24 AM »

Then Marisa would get in big trouble for infringement.

What if Orange was totally a dragon, you guys?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #458 on:** May 15, 2014, 07:29:07 AM »

Meiling would be awfully displeased.

What if Seiga and Seija met?

Labuto · « **Reply #459 on:** May 15, 2014, 08:42:50 AM »

This.

What if Murasa was secretly leading the Abyssal fleet with the goal of sinking all ships this whole time?

Esper · « **Reply #460 on:** May 15, 2014, 10:01:12 AM »

Then she would likely succeed.

What if Letty were a stage 5 boss? Also, you can't answer this with "Stage 1: Youmu | Stage 2: Prismriver sisters | Stage 3: Alice Margatroid | Stage 4: Chen | Stage 5: Letty Whiterock"

TresserT · « **Reply #461 on:** May 15, 2014, 11:08:18 AM »

She really WAS the mastermind!

What if Yuyuko were a stage 1 ~~boss~~ midboss?

Sssgth · « **Reply #462 on:** May 15, 2014, 11:26:35 AM »

Quote from: TresserT on May 15, 2014, 11:08:18 AM

What if Yuyuko were a stage 1 ~~boss~~ midboss?

Then she would be covered in the tears of one hundred fanboys.

What if the next 2hu shooter had no player character?

FlareDragon · « **Reply #463 on:** May 15, 2014, 11:42:41 AM »

Touhou, the ~~interactive~~ novel, would be born. How ZUN would be able to explain that while succeeding in denying it being anime-like eludes me...

What if Ryuko(Kill la Kill) made it into Gensokyo?

Sssgth · « **Reply #464 on:** May 15, 2014, 02:03:29 PM »

Quote from: FlareDragon on May 15, 2014, 11:42:41 AM

What if Ryuko(Kill la Kill) made it into Gensokyo?

Well, what happens when you flip a Life Fiber?

What if Neko Miko Reimu?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #465 on:** May 15, 2014, 02:54:33 PM »

Quote from: Sssgth on May 15, 2014, 02:03:29 PM

What if Neko Miko Reimu?

Ai shiteru~

What if you decapitate a common human and sew Sekibanki's head on what's left of their neck?

Sssgth · « **Reply #466 on:** May 15, 2014, 03:34:56 PM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on May 15, 2014, 02:54:33 PM

What if you decapitate a common human and sew Sekibanki's head on what's left of their neck?

I dunno, but we're all screwed..

What if chibi Marisa?

TresserT · « **Reply #467 on:** May 15, 2014, 03:36:48 PM »

Marisa and Chomarisa had a baby!

What if the touhou's abilities came from their hats?

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #468 on:** May 15, 2014, 04:21:46 PM »

Sekibanki would have potential to be the most fearsome enemy of all.

What if Seija had a Pokemon?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #469 on:** May 15, 2014, 04:28:18 PM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on May 15, 2014, 02:54:33 PM

What if you decapitate a common human and sew Sekibanki's head on what's left of their neck?

Three words that were my catchphrase from my playthrough of Touhoumon: Another World: "Get the torch."

Quote from: UnendingEmpire on May 15, 2014, 04:21:46 PM

Sekibanki would have potential to be the most fearsome enemy of all.

What if Seija had a Pokemon?

It would be a pokemon with Skill Swap and Trick Room, for starters...

What if Boneka landed in our world?

game2011 · « **Reply #470 on:** May 15, 2014, 05:00:33 PM »

Quote from: Cybeast710 on May 15, 2014, 04:28:18 PM

Three words that were my catchphrase from my playthrough of Touhoumon: Another World: "Get the torch."

It would be a pokemon with Skill Swap and Trick Room, for starters...

Malamar with Topsy-Turvy, anyone?

Anyway, the question...

Is that a Boneka fight going on or are two people making two children fight?

What if Youmu pushed Yuyuko down Hakugyokurou's staircase on purpose and then walked away while whistling innocently?

Sssgth · « **Reply #471 on:** May 15, 2014, 08:41:37 PM »

Quote from: game2011 on May 15, 2014, 05:00:33 PM

What if Youmu pushed Yuyuko down Hakugyokurou's staircase on purpose and then walked away while whistling innocently?

I didn't even know it was possible to be strangled by butterflies.

What if Marisa got married to Kourin?

Misfortune! · « **Reply #472 on:** May 15, 2014, 10:29:35 PM »

Quote from: Sssgth

What if Marisa got married to Kourin?

Many shippers would rejoice, and every single character would be jealous.

What if our beloved Touhou characters play games about us?

Sssgth · « **Reply #473 on:** May 15, 2014, 11:15:21 PM »

Quote from: Misfortune! on May 15, 2014, 10:29:35 PM

What if our beloved Touhou characters play games about us?

At least the yaoi isn't on the internet. (Also, I'd be phantasm boss just cause)

What if the games about MotKers were also danmaku shmups?

Esper · « **Reply #474 on:** May 15, 2014, 11:37:04 PM »

Quote from: Sssgth on May 15, 2014, 08:41:37 PM

I didn't even know it was possible to be strangled by butterflies.

What if Marisa got married to Kourin?

Anti-straight riots would occur.

What if Yuuka were in Touhou 15?

Sssgth · « **Reply #475 on:** May 15, 2014, 11:54:21 PM »

Quote from: What am I, anyway? on May 15, 2014, 11:37:04 PM

What if Yuuka were in Touhou 15?

Double Spark vs Double Spark, anyone?

Answer my previous, plz.

Utsukimi Jerry · « **Reply #476 on:** May 15, 2014, 11:59:34 PM »

Quote from: Sssgth on May 15, 2014, 11:54:21 PM

Double Spark vs Double Spark, anyone?

Answer my previous, plz.

Expect it to be very. Very messy.

What if...Reimu marries Rinnosuke? (instead of Marisa)

Esper · « **Reply #477 on:** May 16, 2014, 01:12:32 AM »

Quote from: Sssgth on May 15, 2014, 11:54:21 PM

Answer my previous, plz.

Oh, sorry! DX Posted without refreshing after leaving it on that screen for a few hours.

Quote from: Utsukimi Jerry on May 15, 2014, 11:59:34 PM

What if...Reimu marries Rinnosuke? (instead of Marisa)

Then Marisa kills her out of blind rage, dresses up in Reimu's undersized shrine maiden garb, and it all goes downhill from there.

What if Mugenkan still existed in the 2hu canon?

Sssgth · « **Reply #478 on:** May 16, 2014, 01:44:33 AM »

Quote from: What am I, anyway? on May 16, 2014, 01:12:32 AM

What if Mugenkan still existed in the 2hu canon?

Then Lake of Blood, Kurumi, and a very angry Remilia. (And then it would all turn to black, cuz Elly.)

What if Ah! My Goddess, but with 2hus?

Esper · « **Reply #479 on:** May 16, 2014, 02:06:08 AM »

Quote from: Sssgth on May 16, 2014, 01:44:33 AM

What if Ah! My Goddess, but with 2hus?

Suwako is so cute that the administrators turn a blind eye to it. c:

What if Yukari started picking fights and causing incidents for fun?