Author Topic: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet (Read 119757 times)

Leon゠Helsing · « **Reply #420 on:** May 13, 2014, 04:24:33 AM »

Now I believe they're just a bassist short of being a full-fledged rock band.

What if Twitch plays Touhou?

Failure McFailFace · « **Reply #421 on:** May 13, 2014, 10:55:50 AM »

We would lose all of the lives within 30 seconds.

What if danmaku sandwiches?

TresserT · « **Reply #422 on:** May 13, 2014, 10:58:55 AM »

Yuyuko wins

What if Kanako sandwiches?

Sssgth · « **Reply #423 on:** May 13, 2014, 11:07:45 AM »

Quote from: UnendingEmpire on May 13, 2014, 04:02:15 AM

What if Raiko joined Choujuu Gigaku?

Is it still too late to gouge out my ears?

What if Youmu was the child of Yuyuko and Youki?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #424 on:** May 13, 2014, 11:13:27 AM »

Quote from: Sssgth on May 13, 2014, 11:07:45 AM

What if Youmu was the child of Yuyuko and Youki?

BAD ANSWER GIVEN.

ILLEGAL OPERATION.

I'm not in the mood to answer, but I will point out you being sniped.

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #425 on:** May 13, 2014, 07:06:10 PM »

I will in turn point out that you're supposed to put a "what if?" question at the end of your post

What if Miko opened a night club under the Hakurei Shrine?

Sssgth · « **Reply #426 on:** May 13, 2014, 09:24:27 PM »

Quote from: UnendingEmpire on May 13, 2014, 07:06:10 PM

What if Miko opened a night club under the Hakurei Shrine?

Dance Sign - "Rave in the Divine Spirit Mausoleum"

If you don't know what I'm talking about, go watch Spaztique's videos.

What if Sokrates was Ellen's husband?

Misfortune! · « **Reply #427 on:** May 14, 2014, 12:17:49 AM »

The world would implode upon itself.

What if Hazama was Yuuka's husband?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #428 on:** May 14, 2014, 12:29:35 AM »

Quote from: UnendingEmpire on May 13, 2014, 07:06:10 PM

I will in turn point out that you're supposed to put a "what if?" question at the end of your post

I will say ONCE AGAIN I didn't because I was pointing out a discrepancy!

Quote from: TresserT on May 13, 2014, 10:58:55 AM

What if Kanako sandwiches?

Has not been answered yet.

Esper · « **Reply #429 on:** May 14, 2014, 12:50:39 AM »

Quote from: Cybeast710 on May 14, 2014, 12:29:35 AM

I will say ONCE AGAIN I didn't because I was pointing out a discrepancy!

Has not been answered yet.

Ignoring you because no what if question again

Quote from: Misfortune! on May 14, 2014, 12:17:49 AM

The world would implode upon itself.

What if Hazama was Yuuka's husband?

It'd be the most dysfunctionally functional relationship to ever exist in the history of nonman.

What if Marisa had to be a shrine maiden for a month?

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #430 on:** May 14, 2014, 02:10:32 AM »

People would be "giving" lots of donations for that month. Not necessarily cash, though.

What if Reimu became a thieving witch for a month?

Sssgth · « **Reply #431 on:** May 14, 2014, 02:14:02 AM »

Quote from: UnendingEmpire on May 14, 2014, 02:10:32 AM

What if Reimu became a thieving witch for a month?

IOSYS would finally have another good song.

(What if Kanako sandwiches)
They would be delicious.

What if I somehow entered Gensokyo and eventually got married to Reimu?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #432 on:** May 14, 2014, 03:01:35 AM »

Quote from: What am I, anyway? on May 14, 2014, 12:50:39 AM

Ignoring you because no what if question again

I'M NOT ASKING A WHAT IF QUESTION BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE'S HAS GONE UNANSWERED!

Quote from: Sssgth on May 14, 2014, 02:14:02 AM

(What if Kanako sandwiches)
They would be delicious.

THANK YOU!

Quote from: Sssgth on May 14, 2014, 02:14:02 AM

What if I somehow entered Gensokyo and eventually got married to Reimu?

You lucky bastard.

What if Touhou X Xiaolin Showdown?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #433 on:** May 14, 2014, 03:08:41 AM »

Quote from: Cybeast710 on May 14, 2014, 03:01:35 AM

What if Touhou X Xiaolin Showdown?

Wasn't this question already asked?

Oh well...
Then Meiling goes on a quest for the Shen Gong Wu. While fighting off ~~Jack Spicer~~ Nitori, who is also after them for ~~Kanako~~ god knows why...

What if all the Cybeast710-related chaos today was caused by Remilia fate-hax?

Leon゠Helsing · « **Reply #434 on:** May 14, 2014, 03:59:23 AM »

Then Reimu better be gohei-spanking that kid post-haste.

What if Kyouko got into death metal?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #435 on:** May 14, 2014, 04:29:06 AM »

Quote from: Evil_Nazgul0616 on May 14, 2014, 03:08:41 AM

What if all the Cybeast710-related chaos today was caused by Remilia fate-hax?

You realize that I was not the cause of the chaos. The cause of the chaos were the people who didn't realize there was an unanswered what if floating around.

Quote from: Leonard-Helsing on May 14, 2014, 03:59:23 AM

Then Reimu better be gohei-spanking that kid post-haste.

What if Kyouko got into death metal?

A: That's mean.

B: PLEASE, NO.

What if I could remember the questions I have asked so I didn't ask that repeat?

Raikaria · « **Reply #436 on:** May 14, 2014, 05:41:50 AM »

The odds of people noticing you repeating questions would drastically decrease.

What if Aya was bribed to lose a race to Cirno?

Esper · « **Reply #437 on:** May 14, 2014, 10:50:01 AM »

Aya would then fake her own death, paint her hair white, and continue to invade privacy as a false ghost.

What if Touhou based its gameplay off of trading cards

Sssgth · « **Reply #438 on:** May 14, 2014, 11:15:53 AM »

Quote from: What am I, anyway? on May 14, 2014, 10:50:01 AM

What if Touhou based its gameplay off of trading cards

Series name change to Yuugi-Oh

What if everyone in Gensokyo was happy gay?

TresserT · « **Reply #439 on:** May 14, 2014, 11:23:10 AM »

Parsee and Seija would cause a incident, being the only tw who are unhappy with all the happy gayness.

What if Utsuho got cancer?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #440 on:** May 14, 2014, 01:15:26 PM »

Quote from: What am I, anyway? on May 14, 2014, 10:50:01 AM

What if Touhou based its gameplay off of trading cards

This isn't an answer (again), but here's what might have been...

Quote from: TresserT on May 14, 2014, 11:23:10 AM

What if Utsuho got cancer?

...What cells are dividing exactly? If they're in any way related to her power, she is now QUITE LITERALLY A WALKING NUCLEAR BOMB.

What if the link above had gone through...

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #441 on:** May 14, 2014, 05:55:00 PM »

Then we would have seen the contents.

What if Yamame became a Spiderman-esque antihero?

Esper · « **Reply #442 on:** May 14, 2014, 07:49:39 PM »

Quote from: UnendingEmpire on May 14, 2014, 05:55:00 PM

Then we would have seen the contents.

What if Yamame became a Spiderman-esque antihero?

Then UFOSanaeA would save the day.

Quote from: Cybeast710 on May 14, 2014, 01:15:26 PM

This isn't an answer (again), but here's what might have been...

No, no, what I meant was trading card games, as in Touhou was an anime series bent off of advertising trading cards.

What if CAVE had to take over the Touhou franchise but was required to still emphasize looks over difficulty in the attacks?

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #443 on:** May 14, 2014, 08:17:01 PM »

Given I don't know who CAVE is, this is a complete shot in the dark. It'd be a challenge and a drastic change in style for CAVE?

What if we already had an English patch for ISC?

Sssgth · « **Reply #444 on:** May 14, 2014, 08:21:58 PM »

Quote from: UnendingEmpire on May 14, 2014, 05:55:00 PM

What if we already had an English patch for ISC?

We'd know what all the item descriptions and achievements really are.

What if you lived in Gensokyo, and had to get married to a Touhou? (Answer which one and why.)

Esper · « **Reply #445 on:** May 14, 2014, 08:29:54 PM »

Quote from: Sssgth on May 14, 2014, 08:21:58 PM

We'd know what all the item descriptions and achievements really are.

What if you lived in Gensokyo, and had to get married to a Touhou? (Answer which one and why.)

I'd likely get married to Marisa because personality, IDGAF attitude, and the fact that she's an all-powerful witch who would likely protect her hubby in any way possible (In the implication that the 2hu we're getting married to cares deeply for us to begin with). =w= I like the idea of a laser cannon sentry with a lovable personality.

What if we had a Touhou game in which Remilia/Patchouli were the playable characters?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #446 on:** May 14, 2014, 09:26:35 PM »

Quote from: UnendingEmpire on May 14, 2014, 08:17:01 PM

Given I don't know who CAVE is, this is a complete shot in the dark.

I would like to present to you three of CAVE's most infamous bosses: Evaccaneer DOOM, Hibachi, and the hardest danmaku boss ever: Queen Larsa. Nothing describes CAVE better than those three... (Still unclear about CAVE? Perhaps this video of their most recent contribution to ridiculously hard danmaku bosses will.)

Quote from: What am I, anyway? on May 14, 2014, 08:29:54 PM

What if we had a Touhou game in which Remilia/Patchouli were the playable characters?

It would be called Embodiment of Shrine Maiden and would literally be EoSD with swapped roles.

What if Cirno became the grandmaster of an order of "strong" fairies?

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #447 on:** May 14, 2014, 09:32:48 PM »

Other fairies would acknowledge the truth that she is indeed the strongest, at least for however long they remember the order exists.

What if Mamizou, Nue, Murasa, Unzan, and Rinnosuke all had a drinking contest?

Sssgth · « **Reply #448 on:** May 14, 2014, 10:53:45 PM »

Quote from: UnendingEmpire on May 14, 2014, 09:32:48 PM

What if Mamizou, Nue, Murasa, Unzan, and Rinnosuke all had a drinking contest?

Unzan would win: unlimited space to hold his liquor in.

What if you told me why I think it'd cool to live in Gensokyo with Reimu?

Esper · « **Reply #449 on:** May 15, 2014, 12:30:42 AM »

You'd consider me a jerk for telling you what you think.

What if Yukari opened a portal to the real world?