Author Topic: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet (Read 119987 times)

Leon゠Helsing · « **Reply #390 on:** May 10, 2014, 12:50:17 PM »

Then she'd be a woman scorned, 'cause I don't think Aya has been getting that much attention lately. :V

What if someone actually dragged Remilia over to Castlevania's Dracula and asked "is she in any way related to you by blood?"

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #391 on:** May 10, 2014, 02:28:49 PM »

Remilia's lies would crash and burn. She's still pretty cool, though.

What if Touhou got a Kill La Kill crossover that didn't star Seija?

TresserT · « **Reply #392 on:** May 10, 2014, 02:59:48 PM »

Seija would get so mad, she'd flip

*shot*

What if spellcard rules became trap card rules?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #393 on:** May 10, 2014, 03:20:09 PM »

Then everyone would have to be more careful in danmaku battles (That, and nasty surprises everywhere!)

What if Yuugi started a line of Yuugi-o' cards?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #394 on:** May 10, 2014, 05:03:54 PM »

Quote from: Evil_Nazgul0616 on May 10, 2014, 03:20:09 PM

Then everyone would have to be more careful in danmaku battles (That, and nasty surprises everywhere!)

What if Yuugi started a line of Yuugi-o' cards?

> Talk about the incident
> Talk about Yu-Gi-Oh

"Screw the laws of physics, I have sake!"

"WHOA! Her backwards long jump not even stop!"

Actual quotes from Touhou Mother that seemed relevant.

Monkeypro257 · « **Reply #395 on:** May 11, 2014, 12:44:38 AM »

(What if reminder...)

What if Chen made an intsagram account?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #396 on:** May 11, 2014, 01:07:53 AM »

Quote from: Hard-To-Destroy-Reptile on May 11, 2014, 12:44:38 AM

(What if reminder...)

What if Chen made an intsagram account?

(What if that wasn't an answer, and as such, I had no business asking a what if)

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #397 on:** May 11, 2014, 01:14:23 AM »

(So wait? does that mean mine wasn't answered, because I thought you made an answer too...)

Sssgth · « **Reply #398 on:** May 11, 2014, 02:07:36 AM »

Quote from: Hard-To-Destroy-Reptile on May 11, 2014, 12:44:38 AM

What if Chen made an Instagram account?

It'd immediately be replaced by its awesomer successor, Chenstagram. Now with googolplex% more CHEEEEEEEEN!

What if Ran became a film star in the outside world?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #399 on:** May 11, 2014, 04:12:07 AM »

Quote from: Evil_Nazgul0616 on May 11, 2014, 01:14:23 AM

(So wait? does that mean mine wasn't answered, because I thought you made an answer too...)

That was about my response. That wasn't an answer, that was quotes that seemed relevant.

TresserT · « **Reply #400 on:** May 11, 2014, 05:29:37 AM »

Quote from: Evil_Nazgul0616 on May 10, 2014, 03:20:09 PM

What if Yuugi started a line of Yuugi-o' cards?

It would branch off into an anime, centered around a high schooler named "Yuugi" who finds one of nine ancient, magical artifacts: the millenial sake dish.

Quote from: Sssgth on May 11, 2014, 02:07:36 AM

What if Ran became a film star in the outside world?

She'd star in the movie "Magic Mari", where she'd play... actually, it might be best not to go into detail on that one.

What if all the posts started with an answer to a previous what if question, and ended with a new what if question?

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #401 on:** May 11, 2014, 03:54:11 PM »

Cybeast might stop posting here

What if ZUN delayed Touhou 14.5's release at the last second?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #402 on:** May 11, 2014, 04:06:17 PM »

Quote from: UnendingEmpire on May 11, 2014, 03:54:11 PM

Cybeast might stop posting here

Oh shut up, I give proper answers too, ya know. Sometimes I don't have one, though, so I leave those posts.

Quote from: UnendingEmpire on May 11, 2014, 03:54:11 PM

What if ZUN delayed Touhou 14.5's release at the last second?

I'm sure SOME people would be understanding...

Leon゠Helsing · « **Reply #403 on:** May 11, 2014, 04:22:26 PM »

No new What If? I'll go then.

What if Yukari was voiced by Sayaka Ohara?

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #404 on:** May 11, 2014, 04:38:44 PM »

People would...react...differently?

What if Mima adopted Ruukoto?

TresserT · « **Reply #405 on:** May 11, 2014, 04:53:19 PM »

Then Ruukuto too would lose whatever small chance she had at appearing in a future game.

What if Ran and Chen had a Freaky Friday?

Sssgth · « **Reply #406 on:** May 11, 2014, 06:28:00 PM »

Quote from: TresserT on May 11, 2014, 04:53:19 PM

What if Ran and Chen had a Freaky Friday?

(beat)
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

What if Yukari and Maribel were the same person?

Leon゠Helsing · « **Reply #407 on:** May 11, 2014, 11:09:06 PM »

That'd be a whole lot of theories confirmed for certain people.

I'll just drop the subtleties, what if Yukari and Beatrice (Umineko) decided to be friends?

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #408 on:** May 12, 2014, 01:51:10 AM »

Anything involving Yukari making a new friend is bound to lead to massive trolling of other Gensokyo residents.

What if mecha became a thing in Gensokyo?

Leon゠Helsing · « **Reply #409 on:** May 12, 2014, 02:01:23 AM »

Before someone answers that, are we talking about Super Robot or Real Robot?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #410 on:** May 12, 2014, 02:03:56 AM »

Quote from: Leonard-Helsing on May 12, 2014, 02:01:23 AM

Before someone answers that, are we talking about Super Robot or Real Robot?

(I don't think it really matters, a mecha's a mecha. Besides, I think it's up to the answerer's interpretation.)

Then giant danmaku-shooting mechas.

What if Sahaquiel (From Evangelion 2.0) fell on Gensokyo? (sorry about spanish subtitles in the clip, It was the only good clip I could find.)

Sssgth · « **Reply #411 on:** May 12, 2014, 02:50:44 AM »

Quote from: Evil_Nazgul0616 on May 12, 2014, 02:03:56 AM

What if Sahaquiel (From Evangelion 2.0) fell on Gensokyo? (sorry about spanish subtitles in the clip, It was the only good clip I could find.)

Everyone drowns in blood.

What if Reimu was a Yamato Nadeshiko?

Leon゠Helsing · « **Reply #412 on:** May 12, 2014, 03:56:15 AM »

(Insert the one you're pairing her with) would be the one doing all the hard work instead. :V

What if Sonia Belmont ended up in Gensokyo due to IGA's retconning of Castlevania Legends?

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #413 on:** May 12, 2014, 01:32:09 PM »

Remilia's days just got a whole lot more interesting.

What if Remilia's been lying about her age and is actually the younger sister?

Sssgth · « **Reply #414 on:** May 12, 2014, 03:26:40 PM »

Quote from: UnendingEmpire on May 12, 2014, 01:32:09 PM

What if Remilia's been lying about her age and is actually the younger sister?

Remi. Basement. NOW.

What if Reimu and Genji were a mated couple?

Leon゠Helsing · « **Reply #415 on:** May 12, 2014, 03:38:38 PM »

Then their child would be... be... OH GOD MY BRAIN

I... I... ohh... why...?

Urgh... What... ah, what if the red and blue truths from Umineko were usable in Gensokyo?

Ugh, why did I just mentally scar myself?

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #416 on:** May 12, 2014, 03:43:09 PM »

The origins of the scar came from it being "Why did I just mentally scar myself" to "What if this mental scar never goes away?"
As for the truths, since I have no clue what they are and have never seen Umineko, I'm guessing that with all things entering Gensokyo from other series, chaos would ensue.

What if Power Rangers in Gensokyo?

Sssgth · « **Reply #417 on:** May 12, 2014, 08:03:37 PM »

Quote from: UnendingEmpire on May 12, 2014, 03:43:09 PM

What if Power Rangers in Gensokyo?

This. Warning, Danbooru.

What if Unzan and Ichirin were lovers?

Leon゠Helsing · « **Reply #418 on:** May 12, 2014, 11:46:51 PM »

^
(Link to the page, danbooru blocks image hotlinking. If it's visible on your end, it's your cache.)

Thankfully this time it's much less scarring...somehow. Anyway, "SMOKING HOT SEX" jokes all over the place. :V

What if Raiko was a Smooth Criminal? :V

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #419 on:** May 13, 2014, 04:02:15 AM »

Raiko Jackson would strike again. Hide yer lolis!

What if Raiko joined Choujuu Gigaku?

Author Topic: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet (Read 119987 times)

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