Author Topic: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet (Read 119861 times)

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #330 on:** April 24, 2014, 03:45:54 AM »

Then you would be a lucky bastard and everything else, in both Gensokyo and this world, would envy you...
Especially Parsee...
paruparuparuparuparu...

What if Parsee woke up one day and wasn't jealous of anything?

Sssgth · « **Reply #331 on:** April 24, 2014, 10:56:47 AM »

Quote from: Evil_Nazgul0616 on April 24, 2014, 03:45:54 AM

What if Parsee woke up one day and wasn't jealous of anything?

She'd immediately become envious of herself for not being envious at all.

TresserT · « **Reply #332 on:** April 24, 2014, 12:35:35 PM »

What if the previous poster remembered to ask a question?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #333 on:** April 24, 2014, 02:19:19 PM »

Quote from: TresserT on April 24, 2014, 12:35:35 PM

What if the previous poster remembered to ask a question?

Then you would have answered it.

THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK.

Sssgth · « **Reply #334 on:** April 24, 2014, 05:32:15 PM »

Quote from: Cybeast710 on April 24, 2014, 02:19:19 PM

THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK.

THIS SPACE ALSO INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK.

What if bucket lolis?

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #335 on:** April 24, 2014, 05:36:34 PM »

Earth spiders are sure to follow.

What if Yuugi actually owns a bar and it was just never mentioned in canon?

TresserT · « **Reply #336 on:** April 24, 2014, 06:58:11 PM »

Everyone who visits becomes repeat customer since her sake turns people into Oni.

What if Seija stole the precious thing?

Sssgth · « **Reply #337 on:** April 24, 2014, 07:24:41 PM »

Quote from: TresserT on April 24, 2014, 06:58:11 PM

What if Seija stole the precious thing?

IOSYS's third good song.

What if Okuus?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #338 on:** April 24, 2014, 08:32:46 PM »

Then Orins.

What if Orins?

The Greatest Dog · « **Reply #339 on:** April 24, 2014, 08:46:46 PM »

Traffic accidents.

What if, Hina got dizzy?

TresserT · « **Reply #340 on:** April 24, 2014, 08:51:28 PM »

She'd stop spinning, causing the Earth to stop spinning, creating an endless night, creating Touhou 15.14159 ~ Non-Perishable Day.

What if Koishi's hat stopped being her friend?

Sssgth · « **Reply #341 on:** April 24, 2014, 10:55:30 PM »

Quote from: TresserT on April 24, 2014, 08:51:28 PM

What if Koishi's hat stopped being her friend?

Like the Meet the Robinsons movie, but with less inventions and more danmaku and timehax and gaphax.

What if there was a Touhou theme park?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #342 on:** April 25, 2014, 06:03:17 AM »

Quote from: Sssgth on April 24, 2014, 10:55:30 PM

Like the Meet the Robinsons movie, but with less inventions and more danmaku and timehax and gaphax.

What if there was a Touhou theme park?

I'm pretty sure this one was asked back in Volume 7.

What if Sejia in VVVVVV?

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #343 on:** April 25, 2014, 05:14:27 PM »

I don't get it, so I'll give the simple answer of "shit's gettin' flipped, yo"

What if a metal band formed in Gensokyo that DIDN'T have Mystia or Kyouko?

Sssgth · « **Reply #344 on:** April 25, 2014, 09:25:43 PM »

Quote from: UnendingEmpire on April 25, 2014, 05:14:27 PM

What if a metal band formed in Gensokyo that DIDN'T have Mystia or Kyouko?

Robo-Prismriver.

What if the Yukkurangers were canon?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #345 on:** April 25, 2014, 10:32:39 PM »

Quote from: UnendingEmpire on April 25, 2014, 05:14:27 PM

I don't get it, so I'll give the simple answer of "shit's gettin' flipped, yo"

*sighs*

VVVVVV is a game where you flip gravity and platform. And that's it. It's a puzzle platformer.

...HENCE Sejia.

Monkeypro257 · « **Reply #346 on:** April 26, 2014, 07:52:25 PM »

I guess I'm taking the top "What if?"

The only think I can fit to be known with this will have to be Sanae's love for robots and aliens. . .

What if Yukari created another dimension by having Kagerou cosplay as Keine?

Sssgth · « **Reply #347 on:** April 27, 2014, 10:49:02 PM »

Quote from: Hard-To-Destroy-Reptile on April 26, 2014, 07:52:25 PM

What if Yukari created another dimension by having Kagerou cosplay as Keine?

Yuyuko would counter it by having Keine cosplay as Kagerou.

What if the Touhous (all of them) randomly appeared outside of my house?

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #348 on:** April 28, 2014, 02:00:09 AM »

The entire Touhou fanbase would find out where you live and flock to your hometown.

What if Yamame became a Yama?

FlareDragon · « **Reply #349 on:** April 28, 2014, 04:34:40 AM »

Then everyone would keep calling her "Hey, Yama-yama!"
...then she would suddenly turn into a llama and be called "Yama-Llama-Yama" and she would not be able to live it down
...oh wait, she's in a cave. She'll live down there >u<

What if Seija decided to reverse all the borders (ALL OF THEM)?

Sssgth · « **Reply #350 on:** April 28, 2014, 11:17:25 AM »

Quote from: FlareDragon on April 28, 2014, 04:34:40 AM

What if Seija decided to reverse all the borders (ALL OF THEM)?

Touhous would randomly start wandering into our world.

What if Zun art was good?

snowflake247 · « **Reply #351 on:** April 28, 2014, 11:38:31 AM »

Then Alphes art would be horrible.

What if Reimu and Sanae switched shrines for a week?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #352 on:** April 28, 2014, 01:15:27 PM »

Quote from: snowflake247 on April 28, 2014, 11:38:31 AM

Then Alphes art would be horrible.

What if Reimu and Sanae switched shrines for a week?

Reimu clearly has the better deal, since Sanae could probably help her out quite a bit and the Moriya goddesses will keep her from screwing up.

What if Touhou X Shadowgate?

Sssgth · « **Reply #353 on:** April 29, 2014, 12:33:29 AM »

Quote from: Cybeast710 on April 28, 2014, 01:15:27 PM

What if Touhou X Shadowgate?

First official Mac release.

What if Zun decided to release Touhou on Mac too?

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #354 on:** April 29, 2014, 05:17:18 PM »

People would complain that the quality of the games has decreased, even though it didn't. Pretty much the same thing that happens anytime a series tries something new. ~~Lookin' at you, Pokemon fans~~

What if Pokemon started entering Gensokyo?

Snakebite969 · « **Reply #355 on:** April 29, 2014, 06:02:22 PM »

Quote from: UnendingEmpire on April 29, 2014, 05:17:18 PM

People would complain that the quality of the games has decreased, even though it didn't. Pretty much the same thing that happens anytime a series tries something new. ~~Lookin' at you, Pokemon fans~~

What if Pokemon started entering Gensokyo?

Then nobody would need them (what has pokemon battling ever solved, apart from the destruction of evil teams), as danmaku already exists to solve all disputes/crimes/incidents.

What if, if pokemon had indeed started entering Gensokyo, Nazrin finds a wild (possibly rabid) Pikachu?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #356 on:** April 29, 2014, 07:11:47 PM »

Quote from: UnendingEmpire on April 29, 2014, 05:17:18 PM

What if Pokemon started entering Gensokyo?

There's already a fic about that.

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #357 on:** April 29, 2014, 07:30:05 PM »

Quote from: Snakebite969 on April 29, 2014, 06:02:22 PM

What if, if pokemon had indeed started entering Gensokyo, Nazrin finds a wild (possibly rabid) Pikachu?

"Naz" sounds close enough to "Ash" right? ~~meaning she'd never win, even with massive type advantages~~

What if Seija started flipping the sizes of people? (i.e. Kanako is now Suika-sized and vice versa)

Sssgth · « **Reply #358 on:** April 29, 2014, 09:03:57 PM »

Quote from: UnendingEmpire on April 29, 2014, 07:30:05 PM

What if Seija started flipping the sizes of people? (i.e. Kanako is now Suika-sized and vice versa)

Like this?

What if Zun's wife was really Aya in disguise?

FlareDragon · « **Reply #359 on:** April 30, 2014, 11:34:01 AM »

That would explain why she's always in his fanworks and is pretty much a Zun 1.5 XD
Also, he would be her notepad

What if there was Touhou Pinball?

Author Topic: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet (Read 119861 times)

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