Author Topic: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet  (Read 119767 times)

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #270 on: April 09, 2014, 10:57:07 PM »
What if Nitori's stealth camo actually worked in MoF?
I'm pretty sure that question was already asked like... a page or two ago...

...meh...

What if Kasen turns out to be a Tengu?

Then she'd be a wolf tengu like Momiji, what else could those buns on her head be hiding other than ears?

What if we got a youkai that could manipulate karma?

Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #271 on: April 10, 2014, 04:01:29 PM »
We'd have to find some new heroines. Reimu beats up any random person who shows up, and Marisa's just in it to steal stuff!

What if Real Housewives of Gensokyo?
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #272 on: April 11, 2014, 02:11:37 PM »
Nothing would ever get done. Ever.

What if Gensokyo was actually overrun by ninjas, but nobody had ever noticed?
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #273 on: April 12, 2014, 06:53:19 AM »
than gensokyo would host a annual ninja parade

what if Rick and Morty came to gensokyo

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #274 on: April 12, 2014, 12:41:42 PM »
than gensokyo would host a annual ninja parade

what if Rick and Morty came to gensokyo

Well I don't know who Rick is, but Morty would be swarmed by the Prismrivers, being a ghost type Gym Leader and all.

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What if Enma Ai and Komachi swapped places? (See my Jigoku Shoujo link from a while back)
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #275 on: April 12, 2014, 04:30:32 PM »
than komachi would get fired after enma did her job better.

(and sense I can't ask the same question again with the links)

what would happen if reimu got a meeseeks box
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #276 on: April 12, 2014, 07:51:46 PM »
There would be blue people stealing everybody's money.

What if Mokou got the Death Note?

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #277 on: April 12, 2014, 08:53:56 PM »
There would be blue people stealing everybody's money.

What if Mokou got the Death Note?

...Well, I know whose name is going in there first...

What if Komachi met Ryuk?

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #278 on: April 12, 2014, 11:36:05 PM »
...Well, I know whose name is going in there first...

What if Komachi met Ryuk?
Depends - Does Komachi share Ryuk's love for apples?

What if Flandre discovered Dark Souls?
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #279 on: April 13, 2014, 08:23:07 AM »
She would think her Hand of Destruction can effect people in video games, but then end up destroying the computer,  forcing the SDM to get a new computer from rinnsuke. Then Flandre would play the game, and be good at it, because Flandre is more scary than Dark Soul's Scary Difficultly.
And we all know, the more scary you are in Gensokyo, the higher chance you'll win!
....Or she would suck at the game and end up destroying the SDM in her rage.

What if Gensokyo had a TF2 Tournament (The Kochiya's are organizing it.)?
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #280 on: April 15, 2014, 06:37:59 PM »
Kaguya wins, and Mokou finishes second from the sheer effort to beat Kaguya that lifted her to the finals.

What if Kagerou had a pet wolf?

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #281 on: April 15, 2014, 09:09:37 PM »
Double the difficulty - She would be
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a double dealing character

What if Cirno was secretly a fire fairy
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #282 on: April 15, 2014, 11:12:11 PM »
Wow, she really IS dumb...

What if The Happy Mask Salesman were Hata no Kokoro in disguise?
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #283 on: April 16, 2014, 01:54:58 AM »
You would look up into the sky...at the red moon, a winged silhouette barely visible upon it over the ominous mansion in the center of town...

Slowly the moon would draw closer, threatening the whole world, the silhouette seemingly calling it down...

And as the world darkened, the shadow calling the moon would call out to you, and all you could think of was the soft laugh and the unflinching face of the one who sent you on this quest, who uttered the same words what felt like an eternity ago, but was in reality only three days...

"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"

...Or Kokoro would send you on a long subquest to trade masks and stuff to get her more masks. What a manipulative little...

Plus, it sort of makes sense. The mask salesman's emotions are kinda mixed up. Happy, angry, sad...so I guess Kokoro would become more expressive at the expense of becoming bipolar and rarely able to have her upper and lower face exactly match the emotion she's trying to convey. If the other way around, then Kokoro really had everyone fooled by not showing her face's emotion. But which form is Kokoro's real form? Salesman or menreiki? Who knows...


What if Reimu wasn't Shinto all along, she was actually a pastafarian?

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #284 on: April 16, 2014, 04:06:23 PM »
She only complains that she never has rice.  She never said anything about pasta.

What if Seija had a pet cat?
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #285 on: April 19, 2014, 05:23:50 AM »

What if Seija had a pet cat?
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I really hope somebody posts what I think they'll post

She'd flip her room, bringing the almighty Ceiling Cat into existence.


What if Reimu and Sanae's armpits were glued together in the night?

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #286 on: April 19, 2014, 11:57:01 AM »
Since the existence of a Miko is tied to her armpits the two would fuse together to become SaMuRei the absolute strongest being in Gensokyo, capable of charming everyone with her ultimate exposure of armpit.
This is obviously an incident and Suwako, Byakuren, Miko and Mima set out to resolve it. On their way they travel to Mayohiga to consult Yukari ("consulting" meaning having a Danmaku battle with) to then be sent to the newly created Tower of Miko where the culprit resides. While going up the tower Rinnosuke and Unzan  who are completely out of their mind get in their way and have to be disposed of. (Genji would have come too, but he was too slow and missed the entire event.)
At the top the battle of the century takes place with Kanako showing up as a last ditch effort, bringing dissolvant for the glue with her.
Extra stage is the perpetrator who glued the two together.

What if Aya discovered the wonders of movie-recording technology?
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #287 on: April 19, 2014, 05:23:55 PM »
Bunbunmaru tabloid newspaper now available in .avi format.  Or Gensokyo would get a news channel.

What if Remilia discovered that a man is in fact not a miserable pile of secrets?


Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #288 on: April 19, 2014, 05:28:55 PM »
Then we'll never get Koumajou Densetsu 3.

What if the next Touhou game was released in America?
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #289 on: April 19, 2014, 05:46:26 PM »
What if Remilia discovered that a man is in fact not a miserable pile of secrets?

She really wouldn't care as she's only imitating Vlad Tepes in the first place and proceed to keep spouting off that line.

What if Reimu and Mega Man switched places?

(I saw someone SHIPPING these two!)

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #290 on: April 19, 2014, 06:04:00 PM »
Then we'll never get Gensou Rondo 3.

What if the next Touhou game was released in America?

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #291 on: April 19, 2014, 06:22:46 PM »
(pointing this post out since it got missed)

Blame my page problems, I'll answer that one and reiterate the same question.

We won't need English patches anymore and people will probably buy the games for once.

What if Reimu and Megaman switched places?
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #292 on: April 19, 2014, 07:43:58 PM »
Reimu confirmed for SSB4.  Link, you've been replaced.

What if the next official Touhou game after 14.3 was a racing game?

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #293 on: April 19, 2014, 08:12:11 PM »
Those playing as Aya would win 99.9% of the time...

What if Utsuho could overload herself with nuclear energy?

Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #294 on: April 19, 2014, 08:30:02 PM »
What if Utsuho could overload herself with nuclear energy?

The blast would be so powerful, it'd even destroy the real world.

What if Touhou was bought by Sony/Microsoft/Nintendo? (who would most likely buy it, and what would happen?)

Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #295 on: April 20, 2014, 05:10:16 AM »
Nintendo, and they would immediately make it a saturday morning cartoon.

What if touhou became a saturday morning cartoon?
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #296 on: April 20, 2014, 01:49:07 PM »
What if touhou became a saturday morning cartoon?

They'd bowdlerize literally everything, renaming Reimu Pocky, and Mamizou Rocky, (wait, what?)

Well, they'd replace most religion with nothing, turn Reimu's ofuda into magic cards, her gohei into a wand, and Alice would be renamed Alyssa, because hipsters.

Then, everyone who's ever played Touhou would commit mass suicide, (not including the idiots who review the Touhou mod for Minecraft and call it anime) which sadly includes my father, too.

Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #297 on: April 20, 2014, 04:23:54 PM »
They'd bowdlerize literally everything, renaming Reimu Pocky, and Mamizou Rocky, (wait, what?)

Well, they'd replace most religion with nothing, turn Reimu's ofuda into magic cards, her gohei into a wand, and Alice would be renamed Alyssa, because hipsters.

Then, everyone who's ever played Touhou would commit mass suicide, (not including the idiots who review the Touhou mod for Minecraft and call it anime) which sadly includes my father, too.

Oops, sorry for not asking a question.

What if Sony bought Touhou?

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #298 on: April 21, 2014, 04:46:21 AM »
I'd stop being a fan.

What if Bethesda bought Touhou?

Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #299 on: April 21, 2014, 05:07:21 AM »
Bethesda, Maryland? I guess we'd get "Mikos of the Traveing Hats".

What if Yukari began distributing her memoirs?
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