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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #240 on: April 03, 2014, 12:01:20 PM »
Yukari: "Oh it's been so long since I've seen you. How have you been holding up, dear Phantasmic friend? (reminds me of a certain doujin)

What if a new immortal was introduced and happened to be an Earthen Youkai (as in, youkai of dirt, rocks, and the sort)?

Then we finally have the Four Elements:
Mokou: Fire
Nitori: Water
Aya: Wind
???: Earth

(Note: I COULD compare Touhou to one of the dumbest shows of all time if I added Koishi in here, but I will spare you that horror. *cough*
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What if Percy Jackson and the Olympians X Touhou?
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #241 on: April 03, 2014, 02:34:37 PM »
Then eastern and western mythologies will have to adjust to each other, and Sanae gets to go to summer camp!
(Because she's the descendant of a god and what not)

What if the Hakurei shrine was turned sideways?

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #242 on: April 03, 2014, 03:16:39 PM »
Seija: Sorry! I was interrupted mid-flip. It's supposed to be upside down!
Reimu: *the most pissed-off expression you can ever imagine*

What if Koishi is secretly a member of the Cthulhu cult?

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #243 on: April 03, 2014, 07:02:33 PM »
Satori is less surprised than she should be.

What if Suwako's hat was Cthulhu the entire time?

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #244 on: April 03, 2014, 07:20:32 PM »
Then eastern and western mythologies will have to adjust to each other, and Sanae gets to go to summer camp!
(Because she's the descendant of a god and what not)
AAAAAAAND now I have an urge to write a crossover of this. Or at the very least Sanae and Percy meeting in a dream and/or switching places.
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #245 on: April 03, 2014, 08:15:47 PM »
What if Suwako's hat was Cthulhu the entire time?
Don't look into Suwako's hat or you'll end up like Flan! you'll go insane!!
**This also means that Suwako is a cultist.

What if Nue is actually a Shoggoth?
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #246 on: April 04, 2014, 12:49:07 AM »
Don't look into Suwako's hat or you'll end up like Flan! you'll go insane!!
**This also means that Suwako is a cultist.

What if Nue is actually a Shoggoth?

Then someone should have noticed by now if they tried to hug her.

What if Nue is a Duplighost? I have some support for this theory, by the way.
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FlareDragon

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #247 on: April 04, 2014, 08:09:59 AM »
Reimu: "It's a Duplighost disguised as Hakurei Reimu. She looks just as much a miko as the original. It's disguise is pretty much perfect. It's attack power is exactly the same as Reimu. Be careful! Wouldn't want to wind up bound by "Evil-Sealing Circle", would you?"
Marisa: "It's a Duplighost disguised as Kirisame Marisa. Hey, she's flying a broom and fires lasers just like the real Ordinary Magician ~ze. It's disguised is pretty much perfect. It's attack power is exactly the same. Shoot and it'll move. Big time. Get outta the way when the fake brings out a mini-Hakkero ~ze"
Sakuya: "It's a Duplighost that copies the appearance and abilities of an enemy; this time it's copying me. It's disguise is flawless and has as much attack power as myself. If you plan to get out of this alive, you best be cautious; the fake can control time just as well as myself. I wonder how the mistress is doing..."
Youmu: "It's a Duplighost disguised as Konpaku Youmu-san. It looks just as fast as the real servant of Hakugyokurou. It's disguise is pretty much perfect. It's attack power is exactly the same. When you see it draw out its replicas of Hakurouken and Roukanken, get ready to face her--er, my speed.
Yukari: "It's a Duplighost that appears just like me. It may look just as brilliant, but it's nowhere near as mysterious. It appears impeccably like me and has the same attack strength, boundaries and all. Though I did just say it wasn't as smart, it can't be helped if you wind up on the other side of Gensokyo. Don't worry; I'll have fun while you're gone"

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #248 on: April 04, 2014, 04:54:22 PM »
Reimu's diet will improve from dirt to caterpillars.

What if Suwako is the Hakurei God?
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #249 on: April 04, 2014, 05:30:39 PM »
Reimu's diet will improve from dirt to flies, because frogs.

What if Miko bought the Hakurei Shrine?

Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #250 on: April 04, 2014, 05:49:14 PM »
Reimu's diet would improve from dirt to... air? Hermits don't eat! >.<

What if Yukari manipulated the boundary between fried tofu and fried chicken?
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #251 on: April 04, 2014, 06:13:07 PM »
Ran's diet will improve from fried tofu to fried chicken.

What if Flandre made Remilia some Hot Kool-Aid?

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #252 on: April 04, 2014, 06:57:31 PM »
Ran's diet will improve from fried tofu to fried chicken.

What if Flandre made Remilia some Hot Kool-Aid?

Remi's diet will improve from blood to warm kool-aid

ENOUGH DIET JOKES.

Flandre will get grounded.

What if a Duplighost met Nue?
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #253 on: April 04, 2014, 11:18:26 PM »
It's a Duplighost disguised as Nue Houjuu, who's disguised as a Duplighost! Their disguises are pretty much perfect. It's power is exactly the same as Nue's, who's power is exactly the same as the Duplighost's. Either avoid her/it's UFO attack or don't - they could be danmaku or they could be power ups. Unless they came from Nue, then they're probably pieces of floating wood. Maybe.

What if Meiling started a gate guard labor union?
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #254 on: April 04, 2014, 11:22:52 PM »
Sakuya crushes (After consulting her mistress, of course) it as soon as she learns of its existence.

What if the Three Mischievous Fairies could merge into one Superfairy? (and later merge that fairy with Cirno?)

Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #255 on: April 05, 2014, 12:07:13 AM »
This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a Voltron-esque fairy demon from the pits of Makai.

(That's the quote, right?)

What if Reimu and Marisa played Sburb?
A beautiful soulgrudge this cosmic was surely authored by the constellations.

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #256 on: April 05, 2014, 12:32:46 AM »
We'll wind up with time-shenanigans (same as usual), powerful weapons (sounds like usual), super powerful enemies (again, same as usual)--Wait. It'll just be another incident! What I wanna know is how Sburb found its way into Gensokyo...Damn it, Yukari/Rinnosuke!
(Note: I am a fan of Homestuck, btw)

What if Gensokyo got a sudden influx of youkai fashioned from characters in Western fairy tales?
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #257 on: April 05, 2014, 02:09:53 AM »
Then it would be an incident... the incident which forms the plotline of whichever game is the first one released in the West! (One can dream.)

What if Seija, Chen, and Yoshika were communists?

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #258 on: April 05, 2014, 04:21:48 AM »
Then it would be an incident... the incident which forms the plotline of whichever game is the first one released in the West! (One can dream.)

Why dream when it's real?

What if Seija, Chen, and Yoshika were communists?

Seija is the mastermind.

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #259 on: April 05, 2014, 04:32:29 AM »
What if Seija, Chen, and Yoshika were communists?

Nobody would care, because there are no Americans in Gensokyo! (That, and the capitalist population in Gensokyo is probably too small to be impacted by communists...)

What if Meiling and a Japanese human Gensokyo resident not affiliated with the SDM (Let's just say Mokou for now, to make things interesting, feel free to replace with whoever fits the role better...) did something like this for Keine's class?
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #260 on: April 05, 2014, 02:28:22 PM »
Keine "That was nice Meiling and Mokou now sit down before a shoot myself and erase the history of my pain. . .okay, next is Seija, Chen, and Yoshika with their-, Oh God. . ."

What if Komachi and Futo started teaching surfing on the Sanzu River?

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #261 on: April 05, 2014, 05:21:44 PM »
Murasa would go to the Sanzu River to sink everybody.

What if Kokoro were forced to choose a religion on the spot?

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #262 on: April 07, 2014, 03:59:23 AM »
She would choose the religion of the mask, because THE MASK IS LOVE! THE MASK IS LIFE! OBEY THE MASK! SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS WITH MASKS!
MASKS!!!!!!!

What if Gensokyo was actually a high-school?
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #263 on: April 07, 2014, 06:04:26 AM »
Then Sanae would be one of the most popular girls.

What if ZUN is Scarlet sister's father?

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #264 on: April 07, 2014, 06:51:34 AM »
Then Sanae would be one of the most popular girls.

What if ZUN is Scarlet sister's father?

...Then in that case, who the heck did he marry?

What if Jigoku Shoujo X Touhou?
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #265 on: April 08, 2014, 06:39:23 PM »
Former Hell Girl, starring Satori & co.

What if Touhou stopped getting bombarded with crossovers?

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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #266 on: April 08, 2014, 08:15:58 PM »
What if Touhou stopped getting bombarded with crossovers?

The anime franchise and the touhou franchise would be both worse off.
I mean, where would we be without Aya Shameimaru: Ace Attorney?

What if Aya was actually holding back all important information from residents of Gensokyo, and the entire newspaper was literally just talking about Suika's drinking habits.
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #267 on: April 08, 2014, 09:16:12 PM »
It's actually a bait-and-switch to throw off Kakashi. Once everyone's thrown away the fake newspapers she'll switch them out for the real ones.

What if Kogasa got in a fight with Tenshi?
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #268 on: April 09, 2014, 08:42:42 PM »
Both sides would be pretty scared.

What if Nitori's stealth camo actually worked in MoF?
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Re: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet
« Reply #269 on: April 09, 2014, 10:51:48 PM »
Neither Reimu nor Marisa would have realised it.

What if Kasen turns out to be a Tengu?
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