Author Topic: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet (Read 119784 times)

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #150 on:** March 02, 2014, 04:55:49 AM »

What if people finally stopped forgetting to ask a "What if?" after asking a question?

Monkeypro257 · « **Reply #151 on:** March 02, 2014, 05:05:38 AM »

Then they could at least tell the next person to ask the next "What if" question and be help us in life.

What if ZUN decided to produce his games on Wii U? *shot down by angry lolis*

Fuyuumi · « **Reply #152 on:** March 02, 2014, 03:36:44 PM »

We'll use emulators to play them on our PCs. #PCMasterRace

What if Marisa was a guy?

TresserT · « **Reply #153 on:** March 02, 2014, 05:10:36 PM »

She (he?) and Rinnosuke would be the most popular pairing.

What if Hopeless Masquerade was about a game of Risk?

Tengukami · « **Reply #154 on:** March 02, 2014, 05:17:55 PM »

The Futo would be the one annoying player who always wants to claim Australia/SE Asia for the easy win.

What if Nitori gave up a life of science and engineering to pursue a career in pop music?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #155 on:** March 02, 2014, 11:18:48 PM »

"THIS WAS A TRIUMPH. I'M MAKING A NOTE HERE. HUGE SUCCESS."

What if Yuuka Kazami met Poison Ivy (The batman villain)

Monkeypro257 · « **Reply #156 on:** March 02, 2014, 11:31:53 PM »

"As long as it doesn't touch my sunflowers, no-one is going to die."

What if everyone in Gensokyo got a different phobia, each?

Fuyuumi · « **Reply #157 on:** March 02, 2014, 11:36:20 PM »

Plot for Touhou 16 maybe?

What if Patche tried to do sports?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #158 on:** March 03, 2014, 03:21:06 PM »

Quote from: Hard-To-Destroy-Reptile on March 02, 2014, 11:31:53 PM

"As long as it doesn't touch my sunflowers, no-one is going to die."

Poison Ivy is a greenthumb. As in "Will kill anyone hurting her plants." So I have a feeling you gave me a cop-out answer.

Quote from: Fuyuumi on March 02, 2014, 11:36:20 PM

Plot for Touhou 16 maybe?

What if Patche tried to do sports?

I'll refer you to Touhou Soccer.

What if Yuuka met Poison Ivy, since I got a cop-out last time?

Monkeypro257 · « **Reply #159 on:** March 03, 2014, 10:32:10 PM »

Quote from: Cybeast710 on March 03, 2014, 03:21:06 PM

Poison Ivy is a greenthumb. As in "Will kill anyone hurting her plants." So I have a feeling you gave me a cop-out answer.

Ah, I was suppose to know then? Tell me next time. :/

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #160 on:** March 03, 2014, 11:03:11 PM »

Then Yuuka and Poison Ivy would dominate the world of danmaku with their plant loving antics.

What if chocolate was a thing in Gensokyo?

snowflake247 · « **Reply #161 on:** March 03, 2014, 11:45:51 PM »

Care would have to be taken that it didn't fall into the hands of Ran, Momiji, or Kagerou...

What if Thomas Edison's ghost showed up in the Netherworld? :V

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #162 on:** March 04, 2014, 12:01:06 AM »

Either thousands of Kappa demanding access to the netherworld or
MASS.
KAPPA.
SUICIDES.
in order to meet the famous inventor. (assuming they know who he is... which they probably do somehow...)

What if the space inside Yukari's gaps is actually a massive Eldritch Abomination?

Monkeypro257 · « **Reply #163 on:** March 04, 2014, 03:50:23 AM »

We can now see the resemblance between Yukari's Gaps and the Red Scarlet Moon in IN, Reimu's armpits, and PC-98 logic. (All giving tremendous Mind F**** to mere humans) That or it can start another incident when Yukari pleases.

What if all of the events from TH6 to TH14 were all just part of Reimu and Marisa's imagination?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #164 on:** March 05, 2014, 06:25:21 AM »

Then... Reimu and Marisa will still be stuck in the PC-98 era or too mushroom were had that day. (How is that possible? Easy magic!)

What if Marisa was senpai? (Cookies to those who get the joke?)

an unmatched sock · « **Reply #165 on:** March 05, 2014, 08:59:01 PM »

Alice and Patchouli would fight to get her attention. Perpetually. (I probably didn't get the joke.)

What if Sukuna had to defeat the other Final Bosses, Kobito-sized, like Shadow of the Colossus? (Counting PC-98, there's at least 16 of them. Unless I missed one somewhere...)

TresserT · « **Reply #166 on:** March 06, 2014, 05:02:42 AM »

She'd use the Miracle Mallet and wish for the power to defeat them. Of course half the extra bosses are friends with the final boss. The final bosses which Sukuna just beat up. So... yeah...

What if touhou 15 was about the return of PC-98 characters, but it didn't include Mima?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #167 on:** March 06, 2014, 06:10:08 AM »

...Riots. I guarantee it. RIOTS.

What if Kingdom Hearts X Touhou?

// I just finished a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG run through KH:CoM. I'm at the final boss and thinking "A: This is stupid, B: Who INVITED EGGMAN TO THIS GAME!"

Monkeypro257 · « **Reply #168 on:** March 06, 2014, 06:44:48 AM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAVI4UKquEM Well this is a pretty nice MMD of kingdom hearts with Touhou cast.

What if Yuuka climbed a giant bean-stalk made by Suwako and Kanako?

TresserT · « **Reply #169 on:** March 06, 2014, 11:55:48 AM »

"Fee Fi Fo Fum!
I smell the blood of a -"
*Master Sparked*

What if Sekibanki started a yukkuri ranch?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #170 on:** March 06, 2014, 01:39:54 PM »

They all want to spend as much time with her head as possible.

Related note: while Seki's head is flying around what if a Yukkuri jumped on top of her neck.

Yookie · « **Reply #171 on:** March 06, 2014, 02:28:39 PM »

As long as the Yukkuri is on her neck it has control over her body. When it is taken off she returns to normal.
("Putting a yukkuri on your head turns you into a yukkuri. Luckily, the process is perfectly safe and reversible by tearing the yukkuri apart, revealing the person inside.")

What if Suika's size changing via density-manipulation was combined with Sukuna's magical mallet?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #172 on:** March 06, 2014, 10:12:50 PM »

Quote from: Yookie on March 06, 2014, 02:28:39 PM

As long as the Yukkuri is on her neck it has control over her body.

Reminds me of this touhou webcomic that I read, where this literally happens.

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What if Suika's size changing via density-manipulation was combined with Sukuna's magical mallet?

With those combined powers, Suika infinitely expands to become the Suikaverse!

What if Marisa, Mima, Reimu, Remilia, and Kanako all had a Poker game with Yukari as the dealer?

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #173 on:** March 06, 2014, 11:16:25 PM »

Reimu gets royal flush.
Every. Freaking. Time.

What if the next game had Sanae with a witch hat as the boss and everybody thought it was Mima pre-release?

Darkchibiterasu · « **Reply #174 on:** March 08, 2014, 02:40:51 AM »

ZUN would sit upon his throne of iron, beer in hand, laughing manically at our pain as the entire fandom rages.

What if the Sealing Club actually got into Gensoyko?

the old guy · « **Reply #175 on:** March 08, 2014, 05:18:54 AM »

Quote from: Darkchibiterasu on March 08, 2014, 02:40:51 AM

ZUN would sit upon his throne of iron, beer in hand, laughing manically at our pain as the entire fandom rages.

What if the Sealing Club actually got into Gensoyko?

They would bond with Nue And Mamizou, because their frat boys and the Sealing Club are from collage.

What if Sanae had a lightsaber fight with Darth Vader?

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #176 on:** March 08, 2014, 07:29:28 PM »

Suwako would be the one under the helmet, saying "No Sanae. I am your ancestor."

What if Orange was a playable character?

PhantomSong · « **Reply #177 on:** March 09, 2014, 04:46:06 PM »

Quote from: UnendingEmpire on March 08, 2014, 07:29:28 PM

Suwako would be the one under the helmet, saying "No Sanae. I am your ancestor."

What if Orange was a playable character?

Yuuka and Alice would be mad and be the stage 6 bosses

What if Yuyuko didn't eat Mystia?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #178 on:** March 09, 2014, 05:58:24 PM »

The poor ghost would starve!

What if there was a running gag where everyone mispronounced Shikieiki Yamaxanadu's name?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #179 on:** March 10, 2014, 12:28:26 AM »

Then Eiki would have to punish those who get her name wrong!

What if we got a fish loving youkai?

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