Author Topic: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet (Read 119776 times)

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #120 on:** January 26, 2014, 04:12:41 PM »

One of two things could happen:
1. Most (if not all) of them would be obliterated by Gensokyo's inhabitants.
2. We'd have another MegaMari, with Megaman, Alice, and Marisa as the player characters.

What if Wriggle controlled a giant attack bee (which may or may not be on fire)?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #121 on:** January 26, 2014, 07:49:27 PM »

Then it'll BEE an incident which Reimu, Marisa, and *insert 3rd character of choice here* will have to solve or it'll be be easy pickings since Wriggle is just a 1st stage boss.

What if ZUN made a Touhou DDR game? (I have a feeling there is one already)

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #122 on:** January 26, 2014, 09:12:54 PM »

It would probably look like this, with the extra or phantasm stage looking like this...

What if Seija flipped Youmu's human and phantom halves?

Monkeypro257 · « **Reply #123 on:** January 27, 2014, 09:07:28 AM »

Yuyuko's imagination of how Youmu's ghost half tasting like marshmallows increases!

What if Elly and Komachi had a scythe battle?

Kosachi · « **Reply #124 on:** January 29, 2014, 02:33:26 AM »

Elly would likely win... I mean, she actually has the discipline to DO her job.

What if Satori looked into a mirror?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #125 on:** January 29, 2014, 02:41:14 AM »

Nothing would happen unless she reads her own mind by accident while looking in one!

What Koishi was given the Yatagarasu instead of Okuu?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #126 on:** January 29, 2014, 02:42:41 AM »

...Well, that would actually be BETTER. The Yatagarasu could coerce her into opening her own eye, help her through life, and not be a general goofball.

What if Mima WAS in the next game? Would the reaction be greater than or less than THIS?

And so help me, if it is, I want it on video.

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #127 on:** January 29, 2014, 02:59:39 AM »

The reaction would be greater than the reaction to Megaman in Super Smash Brothers 4.

What if Reimu discovered the world of Digimon?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #128 on:** January 29, 2014, 03:26:19 AM »

"...Well, this is all kinds of fucked up. Nitori, how much longer until you fix that machine!?"

I seriously doubt it could be ANY greater, if anyone thinks they can outdo the Capcom fanbase on that one, I want a video.

Well, in other news, what if Suika broke out of the border?

Monkeypro257 · « **Reply #129 on:** January 29, 2014, 03:32:51 AM »

"Imagine all the new Sake I can taste!!!"

What if Flandre killed Reimu during the events of EoSD by clenching her fist instead?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #130 on:** January 29, 2014, 03:51:53 AM »

Well... shit then the other later villains can have it their way in Gensokyo with Marisa being the main character.

What if Marisa starred in a Rune Factory game? (If anyone gets the joke with this question they win a cookie)

Goomba98 · « **Reply #131 on:** February 25, 2014, 11:22:20 PM »

A mechanic of the game would be stealing from other guys.

What if we got a youkai with minus's powers?

Monkeypro257 · « **Reply #132 on:** February 26, 2014, 02:27:31 AM »

It will have many Mind F**** from Koishi and Kokoro.

What if ZUN released a game that only had the mid-stage bosses as Playable characters?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #133 on:** February 26, 2014, 02:40:16 AM »

The everything would be wrong with the world I mean... NO MARISA AND REIMU!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Unless it's going to be a spin-off.

What if there was a Fat Princess X Touhou game? (Let the imaginations begin)

Monkeypro257 · « **Reply #134 on:** February 26, 2014, 03:34:43 AM »

Yuyuko will be the ~~Fat~~ princess and the only "army" that saves her is Youmu while everyone else in Gensokyo is in the other team. [R.I.P. Youmu]

What if EX-Rumia was Flandre this whole time, but just trying to cosplay as her?

Kosachi · « **Reply #135 on:** February 26, 2014, 04:01:13 AM »

Does it really matter at that point? Both of them can blow up just about anything :V Just nice having only one body pichuuuuning everything instead of two.

What if all the PC-98 characters and Windows characters swapped places for an incident?

Monkeypro257 · « **Reply #136 on:** February 26, 2014, 04:06:27 AM »

They will make each other look bad, so they can claim the title of "Who is the official canon here!" (or the best I should say)

What if Reimu decided to move her shrine next to Marisa's house?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #137 on:** February 26, 2014, 01:28:21 PM »

She still wouldn't get any donations.

What if Cirno met Bal rog fr om Cave Story (Doukutsu Monogatari)?
*Note: Multiple links.

ToyoRai · « **Reply #138 on:** February 27, 2014, 03:08:49 PM »

That would make breaking walls easier. Just let Cirno freeze them.

What if Sekibanki lost her ability to detach her head for an ability to detach her limbs?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #139 on:** February 27, 2014, 10:10:39 PM »

Battles with her would be somewhat like this scene, except the limbs could re-attach at any time.

What if Cirno made a piece of Ice-nine?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #140 on:** February 27, 2014, 11:04:07 PM »

Then Cirno would be the STRONGEST OF THEM ALL!!!

What if Yuka opened a flower shop?

Monkeypro257 · « **Reply #141 on:** February 27, 2014, 11:16:30 PM »

Yuuka will trick the Aki sisters for all their belonging and their house to make a flower shop to rule all of Gensokyo! She then just decides to kill everyone at the end since it wasn't doing much business like Reimu's shrine (Anyone who gets this gets a cookie and a flower)

What if Marisa challenged Alice to a ~~twerk~~ dance off!

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #142 on:** February 28, 2014, 03:47:34 AM »

Iku would suddenly interrupt and steal the show ~~(Her dancer sense is tingling xD)~~, much to Marisa and Alice's annoyance...

What if Mima found the Demon Crown?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #143 on:** February 28, 2014, 02:24:34 PM »

Well, better send in Team 9, Quote, and Curly. Good luck!

What if Eggman hid in Gensokyo and Sonic had to go find him?

...Tbh, I'm already trying to think of zone names, hahahaa....

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #144 on:** March 01, 2014, 01:01:01 AM »

Quote from: Cybeast710 on February 28, 2014, 02:24:34 PM

What if Eggman hid in Gensokyo and Sonic had to go find him?

Sonic would have to go through the Shrine Zone, Magic Forest Zone, Human Village Zone, Bamboo Labyrinth Zone, Frozen Lake Zone, Scarlet Basement Zone, Sunflower Field Zone, Youkai Mountain Zone, Underground Reactor Zone, and finally the "Totally Not Eggman's Secret Lair" - Zone to find him.
As he progresses through those zones, he must battle with a touhou character that serves as each zone's "boss."
The chaos emeralds are found in Yukari's Gaps (special stages) for whatever reason...
Should Sonic collect all the emeralds, he must go Super Sonic to fight against a Magic-Enhanced-Eggman-Death-Machine-Who-Wields-a-Crescent-Staff-That-May-or-May-Not-Have-Been-Stolen-From-Mima-That-Shoots-Danmaku^TM, which would be the true final boss.

What if we got a Strange-Matter Youkai? (It can either be one that literally is a Strange Matter youkai, or one that can manipulate it)

Fuyuumi · « **Reply #145 on:** March 01, 2014, 02:08:18 AM »

This youkai would be a female, I guess...

What if we are youkai?

snowflake247 · « **Reply #146 on:** March 01, 2014, 03:20:49 AM »

Then Gensokyo would be the real world, and the outside world would be the fantasy! We would be just figments of Reimu's or Yukari's imagination.

What if Miko's earmuffs were actually her ears?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #147 on:** March 01, 2014, 04:49:32 AM »

That would be a very interesting... theory. Then IT'S OFFICIAL SHE'S A ROBOT DJ! *shot and burnt by angry Taoists*

What if Futo was a ghost instead of Tojiko?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #148 on:** March 01, 2014, 09:40:07 AM »

Quote from: MewMewHeart on March 01, 2014, 04:49:32 AM

That would be a very interesting... theory. Then IT'S OFFICIAL SHE'S A ROBOT DJ! *shot and burnt by angry Taoists*

What if Futo was a ghost instead of Tojiko?

I can't tell them apart anyway. *shot*

What if Bhava-Agra fused with Angel Island?

TresserT · « **Reply #149 on:** March 01, 2014, 11:01:56 PM »

They really would start running out of space. Then Suika might move back to the Hakurei Shrine.

What if the SDM residents got trapped on Indian Island?

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