Author Topic: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet (Read 119816 times)

TresserT · « **Reply #30 on:** November 11, 2013, 01:55:29 AM »

Nitori would reverse engineer them and make them commonplace in gensokyo. Eventually she'd start trying to improve upon the original design, making robots for purposes besides brawling and possibly giving them sentience. The robots would then attempt a takeover of Gensokyo, also known as the plot of Touhou 15, with Ruukuto being the final boss and Sekibanki as Extra.

What if Kasen actually IS a Hermit?

TrueShadow · « **Reply #31 on:** November 11, 2013, 03:39:22 AM »

Then one day she would ascend to Heaven and becomes a Celestial. Then she would meet Tenshi, and seeing Tenshi isn't celestial-ing properly, Kasen kidnaps her and forces her to train. However Tenshi can't stand it so she went berserk and killed everyone and turned into celestail of death: Sariel and got sealed in Makai in the past.

What if Kosuzu is secretly the 4th deva of the mountain?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #32 on:** November 12, 2013, 03:53:30 AM »

Then Kosuzu has yet to develop her true powers.

What if Kirby got teleported to Gensokyo.

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #33 on:** November 12, 2013, 04:07:11 AM »

Kirby: Poyo!
Yuyuko: Ooh! Talking pink marshmallow!
*Yuyuko inhales Kirby*
*Kirby inhales Yuyuko from the inside*
And then reality will be drawn into the resulting vortex, resulting in the total destruction of the universe. Nice Job Breaking it, Yuyuko.

What if Kogasa surprised herself?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #34 on:** November 12, 2013, 04:10:32 AM »

*Kogasa used Suprised!*
*Nothing Happened!*
Basically, nothing what so ever happens, she just scares herself silly.

What if Marisa was on Wii Fit?

MaJO · « **Reply #35 on:** November 12, 2013, 04:47:02 AM »

Wii fit? You mean sexy lady doing things that will entertain her while alice is out? I want to get into this but rules are rules and we can imagine what marisa would do with the wii system when bored, alone, and shown a fit gray female.... thing. That is all after she gets over the fact that this thing is talking to her on a weird device she didnt remember stealing. Also assuming she doesnt blow it up in shock or fear which it would undoubtedly do to her unlike a certain karakasa.

what if the thre umbrella wielders had an umbrella duel?

game2011 · « **Reply #36 on:** November 12, 2013, 05:15:26 AM »

Kogasa will go down first, because she's using herself as a weapon and is therefore receiving the most pain.

What if everybody dies?

snowflake247 · « **Reply #37 on:** November 12, 2013, 08:11:22 AM »

The netherworld would have a sudden influx of new ghosts. Needless to say, a GHOST PARTY would happen.

What if Rikako were the world's worst cook?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #38 on:** November 12, 2013, 10:42:59 PM »

Nobody would care.

What if Seiga met SEGA?

Monkeypro257 · « **Reply #39 on:** November 12, 2013, 10:54:26 PM »

She will troll sonic by hiding in walls and putting obstacles in front of him to make him stop going fast all the time. Then that's Yoshika's time to quickly turn everyone to zombies, thinking they were all some kind of candy treat from their design.

What if Reimu started selling Deodorant to everyone?

TrueShadow · « **Reply #40 on:** November 13, 2013, 12:50:42 PM »

"HAKUREI DEODORANT

Makes your armpit as smooth as silk~

And by silk we mean the Hakurei shrine maiden's armpits

PS. Don't be fooled by that cheap knockoff Kochiya deodorant"

Congratz, Reimu, you're now no longer living in poverty.

What if Wakasagihime made a deal with a witch so she can walk on land?

TresserT · « **Reply #41 on:** November 13, 2013, 01:36:15 PM »

She'd have to trade her boss theme to get the legs, only able to get it back if she kissed the man she loved. And since she's in Gensokyo that could prove to be a problem.

What if Yuyuko and Remillia switched places?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #42 on:** November 13, 2013, 06:47:29 PM »

Undead Princess of the Netherworld and Spirit Mansion. Yeah, not much different except for poor Sakuya's workload.

What if Kaguya met Iron Man?

I actually made a fic based on this at one point, except it was more Iron Man meeting Kaguya.

Monkeypro257 · « **Reply #43 on:** November 13, 2013, 11:18:36 PM »

Kaguya will want an auto-graph from him to show off to Mokou, and if he rejects it, she will show him, New Impossible Request "Seamless Ceiling of Kinkaku-ji [Time Out Ver.] and kill him!

What if Reimu got desperate for money and started looting everyone that came in front of her?

Ri-ze · « **Reply #44 on:** November 14, 2013, 12:52:19 AM »

Then Reimu would be rich, until the police (Kotohime) found out about it. The Yama would tell Reimu to repent by returning everything to its rightful owners. Thus, everything would return to normal.

What if Yukari made Luna Child her prot?g??

Kosachi · « **Reply #45 on:** November 14, 2013, 02:45:18 AM »

She would study her heart out, only realizing after the passing of thousands of years that she's still only a fairy. Fairies need buffing!

What if Yukari made it rain trains?

Neal Kawashiro · « **Reply #46 on:** November 15, 2013, 12:06:09 PM »

Quote from: Kosachi on November 14, 2013, 02:45:18 AM

She would study her heart out, only realizing after the passing of thousands of years that she's still only a fairy. Fairies need buffing!

What if Yukari made it rain trains?

Gensokyo will be the : TRAINIEST in the world.

What if Reimu and Meira was actually the hakurei god's Long lost descendant?

MaJO · « **Reply #47 on:** November 17, 2013, 01:50:53 PM »

Well considering how sanea is related to sawako and because of that is silly powerful, it actually really isnt that large of a jump to saying reimu may in fact be that shrine's descendant. It would explain why she is silly powerful (besides MC syndrome). However is meira was also one then she is the bastard child that no one loves. Also if she were to reappear to attempt the gain her rightful power from reimu her hair would be brown as well! Of course she would get humiliated by reimu because aint nobody stealin the only thing she has that can possibly make her money (besides her armpits).

what if hair color was representative of power level?

game2011 · « **Reply #48 on:** November 17, 2013, 02:12:25 PM »

All I can say is that those with white-colored hair are the strongest, while those with black-colored hair are the weakest. White is the presence of all colors, which makes it the strongest. Black, on the other hand, is the lack of color, so it's very weak. This is why Youki left, because he didn't want to accidentally kill everyone with his overwhelming power. Youmu will do the same when she realizes her full potential, and so she will never, ever make an appearance in the series again.

What if you see a doll dressed in red and black, a purple umbrella, a Noh mask, a lute, a koto, and a taiko drum at a garbage dump?

MaJO · « **Reply #49 on:** November 17, 2013, 03:04:52 PM »

Quote from: game2011 on November 17, 2013, 02:12:25 PM

Youmu will do the same when she realizes her full potential, and so she will never, ever make an appearance in the series again.

That has already happened. Td was her last game yo, RIP youmu.

buy them all, burn them all. OR I may just give them love and care because just in case.another thing I might do is drop to my knees on the spot and start praying to yukari to save us all. There are many things I may do and they all depend on my mood at the time and what I recently ate.

what if you saw kogasa walking down the street in front of you, late at night, by herself, and unaware of your lresence?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #50 on:** November 17, 2013, 06:28:44 PM »

Quote from: MaJO on November 17, 2013, 03:04:52 PM

That has already happened. Td was her last game yo, RIP youmu.

buy them all, burn them all. OR I may just give them love and care because just in case.another thing I might do is drop to my knees on the spot and start praying to yukari to save us all. There are many things I may do and they all depend on my mood at the time and what I recently ate.

what if you saw kogasa walking down the street in front of you, late at night, by herself, and unaware of your lresence?

For sheer irony... "BOOOOOOO!"

What if she then started stalking you?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #51 on:** November 18, 2013, 07:36:21 PM »

HELP SLENDER MAN!!! -gets the home run bat-

What if Kokoro asks for her masks back by CHALLENGING YOU TO A DUEL?

Kosachi · « **Reply #52 on:** November 18, 2013, 07:40:44 PM »

I'd die... very quickly. But it's okay if it's Kokoro

What if What if Aya suddenly became the slowest in Gensokyo?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #53 on:** November 18, 2013, 07:58:56 PM »

Then Hatate would be the fastest doubled up with her twintail cuteness?!

What if there was motorcycles in Gensokyo?

Hanzo K. · « **Reply #54 on:** November 18, 2013, 08:25:17 PM »

SPELLCARD DUELS ON MOTORCYCLES!

What If: Touhou + Xenogears/Xenosaga?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #55 on:** November 29, 2013, 05:11:51 PM »

Sanae and Nitori are the main characters with the help of Hisoutensoku fighting the Xensogears/Xenosega cast or everybody in Gensokyo has a robot!

What if Sukuna was one of Santa's elves?

Monkeypro257 · « **Reply #56 on:** November 29, 2013, 09:18:40 PM »

Well now we know that Sukuna is working her butt off while Santa and the elves are just telling her to make wishes with her mallet. (So give thanks to Sukuna! :3 )

What if the next Touhou game only had stage 1 and 2 bosses?

Zoriri · « **Reply #57 on:** November 29, 2013, 10:08:26 PM »

Then it would be titled "Team (9), the Revengence".

What if Cirno made a snowman that came to life?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #58 on:** November 29, 2013, 10:55:46 PM »

Then it would be the newest member of Team ⑨ only to be sadly melted by Reimu and co.

What if Santa came to Gensokyo?

Monkeypro257 · « **Reply #59 on:** November 30, 2013, 03:30:39 AM »

He might of sorta have, if only the barrier didn't make him crash land to Youkai Mountain. . . .

What if the next game had Letty as a stage 6 boss, while Cirno was the mid-boss?

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