Author Topic: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet (Read 119759 times)

Tengukami · « **on:** October 30, 2013, 11:50:22 AM »

Caw caw!

What if Gensokyo was an anarcho-communist society that used labor exchange and an equal distribution of resources for the betterment of all?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #1 on:** October 30, 2013, 03:54:30 PM »

It would fall apart like the former Soviet Union, leading Gensokyo to adopt a Democracy-Capitalist Society where Yukari is a figurehead and The Moirya Shrine controls all the wealth while Reimu is still in poverty.

What if Seija flipped these forums?

BL2W · « **Reply #2 on:** October 30, 2013, 04:10:10 PM »

Then, all of the text would be shown upside-down. What a pain.

What if there were Gensoukyous in other parts of the world?

Kosachi · « **Reply #3 on:** October 31, 2013, 01:45:29 AM »

Then it is Reimu's destiny to travel from Gensokyo to Gensokyo on a quest "Pichuuuun" them all!

What if Miko had a bad(er) hair day?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #4 on:** October 31, 2013, 03:38:16 AM »

Cue Byakuren mocking Miko, enraging her to the point where she sends a lesser Taoist to shave off Byakuren's hair during the night.

What if Kaguya and Mokou challenged each other to ImMortal Kombat and as a result several other Gensokyo residents get pulled into the tournament?

BL2W · « **Reply #5 on:** October 31, 2013, 12:04:50 PM »

Then, we'd get what Hisoutensoku was supposed to be--Wriggle included.

What if Seiga and Seija conspired together to create an incident?

Szayelaporro Granz · « **Reply #6 on:** October 31, 2013, 03:57:51 PM »

Then it will be the plot of Touhou 14.5.

What if Aya mades an article about this forum and shows it to everyone in Gensokyo?

MaJO · « **Reply #7 on:** October 31, 2013, 07:17:26 PM »

They would think its a load of trash because its the bunbunmaru which is as trust worth as fox news.

What if the US government payed aya off to gather black mail (read pentsu shots) of all the touhous so they could be manipulated?

Kosachi · « **Reply #8 on:** October 31, 2013, 10:15:18 PM »

it would most likely be business as usual. Not like she has no experience in panty sniping... and we will never find out what Hatate does with Aya's photos...

What if Charisma Break's (remi) charisma broke?

Monkeypro257 · « **Reply #9 on:** October 31, 2013, 10:43:29 PM »

All of Gensokyo loses it and start to go crazy especially Sakuya! (We can't have Remilia without her Charisma!)

What if Mamizou started transforming into random, creepy creatures like Slender or even Flandre, to have a little fun?

game2011 · « **Reply #10 on:** November 01, 2013, 04:57:48 AM »

She won't be able to sleep after seeing one of her own transformations in the mirror.

What if Kokoro loses all her masks and has to make an expression right away?

Rei Scarlette · « **Reply #11 on:** November 01, 2013, 05:19:39 AM »

Time to use some sticky notes!

What if Mokou and Kaguya swapped places for a day?

Monkeypro257 · « **Reply #12 on:** November 01, 2013, 07:23:36 AM »

They'll make each other look bad, doing goofy impressions of each other until they die of embarrassment.

What if Raiko joined the PrismRiver Sisters in a world tour?

game2011 · « **Reply #13 on:** November 01, 2013, 02:07:56 PM »

Raiko's gonna steal their thunder whenever they have a performance.

What if you look at your window and see this sight?

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Yookie · « **Reply #14 on:** November 01, 2013, 05:36:33 PM »

I'd offer her a cup of tea and ask why she changed the weather from stormy to snow.

What if Marisa is really becoming a youkai-magician over time? (It's hinted at several times.)

MaJO · « **Reply #15 on:** November 01, 2013, 06:19:27 PM »

Reimu would beat her to a pulp at least once for becoming a youkai. I don't mean in a spell card duel either.

what if drum girl became reimu's alarm clock?

Kosachi · « **Reply #16 on:** November 01, 2013, 10:32:15 PM »

Reimu would have to quickly develop 「Snooze Sign: STFU」 at the risk of her going absolutely insane.

What if Tenshi had her Hisou no Tsurugi replaced with a cat wand?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #17 on:** November 01, 2013, 11:54:19 PM »

Then Tenshi would be able to turn everybody into nekos, minus Chen, Shou, and Orin.

What if Orin caused another traffic accident in Hell?

rsy_type1 · « **Reply #18 on:** November 02, 2013, 11:39:49 AM »

I?m so sorry for the misunderstanding.

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #19 on:** November 02, 2013, 03:42:39 PM »

Quote from: rsy_type1 on November 02, 2013, 11:39:49 AM

The Prismriver Sisters
Yuuka
th13,th13.5 and th14 characters.
Hmm,maybe that's enough for a new game.

Excuse me, but I believe you are posting in the wrong section. This is the What if? thread, where you ask and answer What if? questions.

Answer to MewMew's question: Then it would cause an incident leading to Touhou 11² - Subterranean Congestion where Orin and Okuu ~~are Seija'd~~ switch places as stage 5 and 6 bosses with Yamaxanadu or Komachi as the EX-Boss.

(Variation of a question I asked WAY back in What if? v2.0) What if Gensokyo is actually a virtual world and Yukari is actually an AI (and admin of the system) and Reimu is an antivirus agent?

TresserT · « **Reply #20 on:** November 02, 2013, 03:47:54 PM »

If Reimu is an antivirus program, and she attacks youkai, that means youkai must be viruses. Yukari is a youkai, so that means Reimu would have to eliminate her, causing the end of Gensokyo which would also destroy Reimu herself. Meanwhile, master hacker princess Kotohime laughs as her plan unfolds. That's what they get for dropping PC-98.

What if Sukuna enlarged Reimu's shrine?

game2011 · « **Reply #21 on:** November 02, 2013, 04:50:46 PM »

"Great! More cleaning to do! Thank you sooooooo much! Grrrrrrrrrrrr...!"

What if Sekibanki, when petted on the head, becomes a disgustingly adorable and lovable moe blob who likes to snuggle the person who did that to her?

MaJO · « **Reply #22 on:** November 02, 2013, 05:15:43 PM »

I would personally find yukari to gap me or pay a cold heartless mob boss reimu to exterminate her with extreme prejudice. Death to the moe blobs! Tis a shame cause she is adorable the way she is.

what if yukari and yuyuko were actually maribell and her friend who are actually just quasi self inserts by god master?

Kimmachinima · « **Reply #23 on:** November 08, 2013, 06:11:21 PM »

An usamimi glutton and... and a deeply psychological boundary caretaker. Wow. There's not much difference, though.

What if Inori Aizawa were the next Extra Boss to Touhou 15?

MaJO · « **Reply #24 on:** November 08, 2013, 07:05:32 PM »

Do she have a windows emblem on her ass? She doooooo. Well the windows fan girl would become root of your system and then break it and your game so you can never win. You would then become her slave and be forced to beg for her forgiveness because you were so arrogant to think you could win.

what if the kappas were the driving force behind humanity's technological progress until gensokyo happened?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #25 on:** November 10, 2013, 03:51:17 AM »

Then they will regret their contributions when the outside world finally evolves to the technological point where they can breach the boundaries of Gensokyo and overpower the Youkai with their sheer technological superiority

Spoiler:

knowing that they helped most of humanity reach this achievement.

Now in relation to this:
What if the outside world actually did do this (eventually) and won?

game2011 · « **Reply #26 on:** November 10, 2013, 06:40:16 AM »

Everyone becomes friends in the end! Let's celebrate with tea!

What if Yukari likes to blow kisses at every man (except elderly ones) she comes across?

Kosachi · « **Reply #27 on:** November 10, 2013, 12:12:48 PM »

She would fill all these men with with sadness as if any of them try to make a move on Yukari, they will inevitably be destroyed by Ran

What if Miko had her headphones upgraded?

Zoriri · « **Reply #28 on:** November 10, 2013, 02:36:47 PM »

Then she will finally become the vocaloid she always wanted to be.

GO TOYOSATOMIMI NO MIKU!!!

What if Miko became a miko?

MaJO · « **Reply #29 on:** November 10, 2013, 08:08:09 PM »

Well in her own roundabout way she is. However the path to becoming a shinto shrine maiden is a long one. Miko would learn the art of wearing detached sleeves and from that the art of detached sleeve storage. From there she would have to meditate to find her inner color which she discovers to be purple. But our little miko is not done yet because next she uncovers the art of BEGGING! Now our little miko Miko is finished and she spends her days begging for money while the taoists look upon her in horror before commiting ritual suicide to satan in hopes that miko would return to normal. Also reimu beats the shit out of her for being purple which is derived from red so she feels thiefed.

what if yukari introduced rockem sockem robots?

Author Topic: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet (Read 119759 times)

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