Author Topic: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet (Read 119660 times)

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #930 on:** September 13, 2014, 02:39:34 AM »

She'd shrink it and ride around the misty lake on her tiny battleship! (Until Murasa sinks it...)

What if this Touhou crossover became an actual fangame or mod?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #931 on:** September 13, 2014, 03:24:13 AM »

Quote from: Evil_Nazgul0616 on September 13, 2014, 02:39:34 AM

What if this Touhou crossover became an actual fangame or mod?

Flandre actually would of been more suitable in my honest opinion for that mod and also then... probably it would be more bearable, but except with the most notoriously strongest in Gensokyo and scary since we have some. (FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S REEEEEEEEEEEALLY??? *screams in terror*)

What if there was Touhou X Professor Layton game?

(Also someone make a new thread we're going overboard here.~)

Sssgth · « **Reply #932 on:** September 13, 2014, 01:05:29 PM »

Eiki would be the Professor, with mysteries being entirely different due to her abilities being limited to judging things as black or white.

What if Komachi lost her Death Note?

TresserT · « **Reply #933 on:** September 15, 2014, 03:40:22 AM »

This. Just This.

What if Mokou suffered the fate of Bootstrap Bill? (Tied to a cannon and thrown into the ocean)

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #934 on:** September 15, 2014, 03:49:22 AM »

Nothing! Because there are no ~~buses~~ oceans in Gensokyo!

What if I. M. Patchouli?

Koneko · « **Reply #935 on:** September 24, 2014, 11:57:49 AM »

^Then somewhere, someone on the Internet will make a 1-hour version of it
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Speaking of Internet, what if Gensokyo has social network ?

Risanai · « **Reply #936 on:** September 24, 2014, 12:46:48 PM »

Spell Card battles would be a thing of the past.

What if every single fairy mooks has a name?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #937 on:** September 24, 2014, 02:32:02 PM »

They'd all be named "Fairy".

What if a Touhou version of the Battle of Midway?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #938 on:** October 09, 2014, 09:37:17 PM »

What if THEY wound up in Gensokyo? ....I actually want to write this, but I can't possibly do them justice. Anyway, given their....ahem, personality. Who's the very first person who is going to attack them and why?

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #939 on:** October 10, 2014, 09:02:35 PM »

The first person to attack them would probably be Reimu, since people that wind up in Gensokyo typically show up there. They could pass for youkai, and they're all sorts of wacky and overflowing with energy. They'd be "causing lots of trouble" at the shrine, so Reimu would give them a healthy dosage of KA-POW!

What if we've been wrong this entire time, and it turns out Eirin is actually Sakuya in disguise?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #940 on:** October 10, 2014, 11:20:23 PM »

Quote from: Cybeast710 on October 09, 2014, 09:37:17 PM

What if THEY wound up in Gensokyo? ....I actually want to write this, but I can't possibly do them justice. Anyway, given their....ahem, personality. Who's the very first person who is going to attack them and why?

Are you not going to answer my question?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #941 on:** October 11, 2014, 01:35:46 AM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on October 10, 2014, 11:20:23 PM

Are you not going to answer my question?

...This requires a bit of 'splaining. I rather stupidly made a separate thread for that post, realized what I'd done, and asked the administrators to merge it. ...I don't HAVE an answer for your question, I'm afraid...

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #942 on:** October 11, 2014, 07:16:25 AM »

Quote from: Cybeast710 on October 11, 2014, 01:35:46 AM

...This requires a bit of 'splaining. I rather stupidly made a separate thread for that post, realized what I'd done, and asked the administrators to merge it. ...I don't HAVE an answer for your question, I'm afraid...

Sadly, the thread rules states that you have to answer the previous asker's question. Is my question really that offensive to you? :/

Koneko · « **Reply #943 on:** October 11, 2014, 07:38:46 AM »

Quote from: UnendingEmpire on October 10, 2014, 09:02:35 PM

The first person to attack them would probably be Reimu, since people that wind up in Gensokyo typically show up there. They could pass for youkai, and they're all sorts of wacky and overflowing with energy. They'd be "causing lots of trouble" at the shrine, so Reimu would give them a healthy dosage of KA-POW!

What if we've been wrong this entire time, and it turns out Eirin is actually Sakuya in disguise?

Then I will assume that she has dynamic breasts or P... *Knived*
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. Sr, couldn't help it
Anyway, what if Gensokyo's existence is the same as Hogwarts' ?

game2011 · « **Reply #944 on:** October 11, 2014, 10:57:15 AM »

See any signs that write "6 3⁄4?" Run straight into the wall it is hanging on, directly below it, to find yourself in the Nuclear Furnace!

What if ZUN takes inspirations for character designs and abilities from Nurse Hitomi's Monster Infirmary for the next game?

Goomba98 · « **Reply #945 on:** October 11, 2014, 01:24:57 PM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on September 24, 2014, 02:32:02 PM

What if a Touhou version of the Battle of Midway?

The most stunning and decisive blow in the history of danmaku battles. (Half-assed answer since I just wanted your question to get answered)

Quote from: game2011 on October 11, 2014, 10:57:15 AM

What if ZUN takes inspirations for character designs and abilities from Nurse Hitomi's Monster Infirmary for the next game?

There would be an actual cyclops instead of just a character with heterochromia. Also, she would become raocow's favorite Touhou character.

What if the games were released in America, but underwent a case of American Kirby Is Hardcore?

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #946 on:** October 11, 2014, 02:08:42 PM »

All the portrait art would be done by Hellshock, the music would be covered over by the likes of Rammstein or Megadeth, and everybody would have lots of guns. Basically, Touhou "Metal As !@#$" Edition. Which I'd be totally fine with.

What if we get a game (official or otherwise) starring Nitori?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #947 on:** October 11, 2014, 06:39:19 PM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on October 11, 2014, 07:16:25 AM

Sadly, the thread rules states that you have to answer the previous asker's question. Is my question really that offensive to you? :/

No, I FLAT OUT FORGOT the "What if" thread EXISTED for a bit when I made the post.

...Sadly, I'm serious.

TresserT · « **Reply #948 on:** October 11, 2014, 08:09:58 PM »

Please direct your attention to a certain Tasofro game.

What if Gensokyo caught a case of Hinamizawa Syndrome?

Leon゠Helsing · « **Reply #949 on:** October 12, 2014, 02:44:02 PM »

One thing's for sure: there will be blood.
We've seen a Merry Straight, but what if she has a Merry-Go-Roundhouse (kick)? :V

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #950 on:** October 14, 2014, 03:38:40 AM »

Hina would want to train her to enhance her spinning powers. The Merry-Go-Roundhouse would become a force the likes of which nothing can withstand.

What if Seija's plan to overturn society had actually worked in DDC?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #951 on:** October 14, 2014, 10:13:04 AM »

She'd get bored of the anarchy and insist on turning it back over after some time.
What if Seija looked at herself in the mirror?

Leon゠Helsing · « **Reply #952 on:** October 14, 2014, 03:09:03 PM »

She'd try turning the mirror over, only to find that the reflection stays the same anyway.

What if Suika was secretly reproducing and selling Lunarian sake?

Kappa · « **Reply #953 on:** October 14, 2014, 03:56:46 PM »

Cue Hourai Elixir Incident 2.0.

What if the protagonists were colluding with the bosses this whole time to perpetuate the existence of the Touhou Project?

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #954 on:** October 16, 2014, 12:57:40 AM »

Then Touhou confirmed for Cameo'ing in Wreck-It Ralph 2...

What if Gensokyo allies with North Korea?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #955 on:** October 16, 2014, 01:10:51 AM »

North Korean propaganda throughout Gensokyo!

What if Remilia gets a team of six pokemon? (Not Touhoumon, I mean actual pokemon.)

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #956 on:** October 18, 2014, 04:36:51 PM »

Noivern, Golbat, Gourgeist, Lunatone, another Noivern, and Sakuya cleverly disguised as Furfrou.

What if our next antagonist actually controls weather. None of that "My sword can do it" bull like Tenshi.

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #957 on:** October 18, 2014, 11:26:45 PM »

Well...we technically have Raiko, so your What If already exists. :V
What if Yukari went to McDonald's?

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #958 on:** October 19, 2014, 02:04:29 AM »

McDonalds goes bankrupt because Gap Hag gapped all the foods out of their kitchen...

What if we have a James Bond film with all of Gensokyo as the enemy?

snowflake247 · « **Reply #959 on:** October 22, 2014, 04:01:17 AM »

Then 007 is in deep trouble. Sure, he's gotten out of some pretty tough situations, but nothing on the level of a supernaturally powerful youkai horde, plenty of whom have ridiculously broken powers.

What if Maribel was secretly a member of house Targaryen? (From Game of Thrones)