I said this before but...thank you for this entertaining read, and remind me to never, ever believe what you say.
Also, if he is gonna try to counter troll after this...what is he gonna do? Extend an offer of his own? Lousy, too obvious.
try to use this as fodder against some mods. They are more likely to laugh at him and ban him from the internets.
Try to say "Hahah, the joke is on you good fellow, for you see, I have been guiding you along all this time. I am the true troll here."?
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lolno, let us just add "pathetic" to the list of "gullible, stupid and irritating."
But that's just my two cents...shit, now I am two cents short of a soda pop.