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Tengukami

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #30 on: October 17, 2013, 07:04:53 PM »
Future: With the whole traditional journalism schtick not payin' the bills, you brashly push forward into a brave new world of adventuristic photography, capturing the world's greatest moments on camera. You capture on film the result of what happens when you put a frog in the Large Hadron Collider, the first successful cosmetic appendix transplant, and the Pope getting an atomic wedgie. Your notoriety for sticking your nose into famous places not seen since the whole Janet Jackson incident lands you in some rough adventures, but you manage to pull through via very inventive use of angel dust. Things will come to a head when you find that a top North Korean general has some rather racy-lacy undergarments and he doesn't appreciate you asking for a private photoshoot with him, regardless of the amount of Photoshop you promise to use. You're then imprisoned at a gulag where you remain for several years, finally escaping by flirting with a guard.

Death: At 63, your journey leads you to a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert. Your desperate need to attract attention gets the best of you, leading you to think that you can one-up Johnny Van Zant during the middle of the concert. While naked. The crowd is unimpressed, and your failed attempt to crowd-surf afterwards goes sour.

Last Words: "What the shit? I don't get three steps?"

Number: I'm lookin' straight down at .44.

Color: Yella

Listen here, mister: I didn't even kiss her.

"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

UncertainJakutten

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #31 on: October 17, 2013, 07:24:34 PM »
OK. I have to do this.

1. Rin Kaenbyou
2. Marisa Kirisame
3. Sakuya Iyazoi
4. Yuuka Kazami
5. Patchouli Knowledge
6. Tenshi Hinanawi
7. Ran Yakumo
8. Yuugi Hoshiguma
9. Komachi Onozuka
10. Utsuho Reiuji

(This is constructed from memory because I didn't want to go through a whole touhousort again, though I should at some point!)


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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #32 on: October 17, 2013, 07:31:06 PM »
1. Keine
2. Mokou
3. Reimu
4. Yuuka
5. Youmu
6. Patchouli
7. Marisa
8. Yuugi
9. Miko
10. Nitori
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Delfigamer

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #33 on: October 17, 2013, 07:45:43 PM »
Actually, West Virginia is the name of your significant other. She is a duck of a most beautiful plumage.

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #34 on: October 17, 2013, 07:47:12 PM »
Future: Misunderstood throughout your life, you will isolate yourself from society. But you will not let this go quietly. No. Your genius has been wasted upon fools for decades, and the indignation you've endured has driven you to do great things. Shunning the fools and dullards who have wronged you for so long, you construct a secret base in the frozen tundras of the north, only to reappear at the helm of your magnum opus: A titanic, sentient robot of your own design bearing your likeness. Sitting upon a throne in the monster's head, you swing the robot's arm in an arc across the local forest in a display of power. The robot's arm rends the forest, and the splinters fall in perfect house-shaped piles. The lasers from the robot's eyes pierce the ground, unearthing groundwater that bubbles up, creating rich cropland and a fresh lake with a stream that empties into the ocean. Your devastation causes the homeless to swarm to their new houses and places to work. The shift denies local corrupt bankers and businessmen of their favorite exploitable targets, causing them to refocus on the city's infrastructure and charity. You even set free all the puppies from the local shelter, petting them to get them agitated and forcing them into loving homes. As the citizens bow to you, agape at the terrors you have wrought, the mayor of the city yields, surrendering the key to the city to you. Your thirst for domination satisfied, your robot steals into the night, never to be seen again.

Death: You will pass in a maddeningly peaceful way at the age of 93. As your skull fortress is locked away in the colds of the north, you cannot be buried easily in a long-since-frozen ground. Instead, you have your giant robot fling your remains far, far away, like they did with a trebuchet in that episode of Northern Exposure.

Last Words: "My best revenge is a massive success!"

Number: 4. Bobby Orr.

Color: The color of revenge.
Spoiler:
Pink

Oddly enough I can see myself doing something like that - possibly not the house thing though seeing as I'm a bit of an eco freak. I already live up north and I was planning on how to build a huge robot like that not long ago.
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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #35 on: October 17, 2013, 08:53:01 PM »
1. Shikieiki Yamaxanadu
2. Yuuka Kazami
3. Utsuho Reiuji
4. Fujiwara no Mokou
5. Shinki
6. Yukari Yakumo
7. Nue Houjuu
8. Toyosatomimi no Miko
9. Kanako Yasaka
10. Eirin Yagokoro

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #36 on: October 17, 2013, 09:52:25 PM »
Ooh, fun times! Let's see...

1 Utsuho Reiuji (Okuu)
2 Koishi Komeiji
3 Yuyuko Saigyouji
4 Sariel
5 Byakuren Hijiri
6 Shinmyoumaru Sukuna
7 Hata no Kokoro
8 Satori Komeiji
9 Tenshi Hinanawi
10 Ran Yakumo

(I did an entire touhousort for this. Why do I like all final bosses and two extras and Satori. Why. I even tried to base this more on personality I liked.)
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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #37 on: October 17, 2013, 10:05:47 PM »
Okay, the hat has been employed


1, Minoriko
2. Hina
3. Sekibanki
4. Byakuren
5. Kisume
6. Shizuha
7.  Yuyuko
8. Rumia
9. Sukuna
10. Utsuho

Do I have to shuffle for each individual horoscope?

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #38 on: October 17, 2013, 10:12:14 PM »
1. Yuuka Kazami
2. Yukari Yakumo
3. Letty Whiterock
4. Kanako Yasaka
5.  Elly
6. Wakasagihime
7. Kagerou Imaizumi
8. Yuyuko Saigyouji
9. Yamame Kurodani
10. Satori Komeiji
Why... why must weak humans destroy their world? Why can they not preserve that which they see so dear to them? Why must all life perish before immortality?

Nihilanth

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #39 on: October 17, 2013, 10:37:52 PM »
1. Youmu
2. Reimu
3. Byakuren
4. Mokou
5. Keine
6. Mystia
7. Letty
8. Chen
9. Ran
10. Yuyuko

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #40 on: October 17, 2013, 11:18:33 PM »
TEST YOUR MIGHT
CHOOSE YOUR FATE
BRING THE FIGHT
ELSE THERE WONT BE CAKE

1. Mima
2. Lily White
3. Renko Usami
4. Alice Margatroid
5. Maribel Hearn
6. Rumia
7. Tenshi Hinanawi
8. Sariel
9. Raiko Horikawa
10. Rinnosuke Morichika

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #41 on: October 17, 2013, 11:19:11 PM »
Hard to decide after the first six or so, but let's see...

1) Youmu Konpaku
2) Tokiko*
3) Toyosatomimi no Miko*
4) Fujiwara no Mokou*
5) Byakuren Hijiri*
*actually, these four characters are just about equal to me. However, I can't just list them all as #2
6) Utsuho Reiuji
7) Koishi Komeiji
8) Shou Toramaru
9) Aya Shameimaru
10) Remilia Scarlet

I would fix the 8) thing up there by Shou, but instead I thought it was a funny mistake and it also accurately shous how awesome she is.

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #42 on: October 17, 2013, 11:52:01 PM »
Mmkay...
1. Marisa
2. Chen
3. Ran
4. Mokou
5. Orin
6. Yukari
7. Momiji
8. Suwako
9. Okuu
10. Tenshi

Kosachi

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #43 on: October 17, 2013, 11:57:03 PM »
I want in! :D

1.Tenshi
2.Hata no Kokoro
3.Remilia
4.Koishi
5.Satori
6.Ellen
7.Kana
8.Kogasa
9.Miko
10.Yumeko
I finally got ahead!

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #44 on: October 18, 2013, 01:25:07 AM »
OK I seriously just sat down to rest for the first time in 16 hours. Considering how much free time I should have at "work" I'll get around to more tomorrow.
1. Marisa
2. Reimu
3. Yukari
4. Parsee
5. Remilia
6. Flandre
7. Ran
8. Yuyuko
9. Youmu
10. Hong
Future: Your parents will engage in a high-stakes match of Canasta with a guy named Shifty. Your parents may think that he's named that way because of all the cars he owns. Not quite. They lose everything they own including you. You are subsequently sold on the black market to a Chinese man named Rusty. For his infinite generosity of adopting you, teaching you the ways of the ninja, and letting you live in a basement and sleep on and warm, comfy bed of moss, you will pay off the debt you owe him. Using your talents of thievery and your newly discovered ninja skills, you will steal a massive diamond from a woman who is so frumpy that a homeless man from the dark ages who subsists on plague rats wouldn't tap that. The gem is mounted in her hat, which looks like a hapless pile of roadkill had a fling with an M.C. Escher drawing and the resulting spawn caught smallpox. You will swap the gem out and replace it with a framed picture of Tony Danza that looks like it ran afoul of a gang armed with BeDazzlers. Free to go at last, your derring-dos of thievery will be known the world over.

Death: After emerging from an assassination attempt that spans 17 hours, 3 countries, 4 modes of transportation (including donkey), 2 snipers, 20 gunmen, and 10 ninja, you will have an incredible urge to go #1. As you enter the bathroom, you will ignore the wet floor sign, slip, and bash your head on the rim of the bowl. At least you will die a lemony fresh scented death at 56.

Last Words: "...And sometime the can kicks you."

Number: 007

Color: Booger green. Don't try to get some fresh lucky charms right before the big interview, though.

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #45 on: October 18, 2013, 02:38:11 AM »
1. Hong Meiling
2. Marisa
3. Tenshi
4. Youmu
5. Yukari
6. Nue
7. Kanako
8. Shinki
9. Satori
10. Alice

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #46 on: October 18, 2013, 03:53:51 AM »
1.Yuuka
2.Mai
3.Yumemi
4.Cirno
5.Mugetsu
6.Seija
7.Yuki
8.Mamizou
9.Chen
10.Kurumi

If only it was top 20 . . .
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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #47 on: October 18, 2013, 04:42:09 AM »
Why not, I guess.

1. Ran Yakumo
2. Momiji Inubashiri
3. Lily White
4. Mystia Lorelei
5. Tokiko
6, Mokou, Fujiwara no
7. Suwako Moriya
8. Iku Nagae
9. Hatate Himekaidou
10. Suika Ibuki

Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #48 on: October 18, 2013, 07:35:36 AM »
1. Suika
2. Satori
3. Sanae
4. Keine
5. Mokou
6. Orin
7. Cirno
8. Tewi
9. Yukari
10. Kokoro

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #49 on: October 18, 2013, 08:49:39 AM »
  • Shinki
  • Sariel
  • Marisa
  • Alice
  • Sakuya
  • Eirin
  • Byakuren
  • Ran
  • Meiling
  • Keine

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #50 on: October 18, 2013, 09:15:22 AM »
  • Nazrin
  • Satori
  • Yukari
  • Patchouli
  • Mamizou
  • Suwako
  • Kanako
  • Yuuka
  • Miko
  • Reimu

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Reddyne

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #51 on: October 18, 2013, 04:01:10 PM »
1. Yukari
2. Yuyuko
3. Byakuren
4. Orin
5. Koishi
6. Yuuka
7. Eirin
8. Chen
9. Nue
10. Ran
Future: Your life will be largely nondescript for some time. Yes, you'll float from place to place, supplying your clever managerial skills, garnering a healthy amount of wealth and influence in the meantime. It isn't until your retirement and golden years that your eccentric personality takes the helm and goes off the rails on the crazy train over the entire town. Sure, you could've stopped at adopting three or four cats, but why stop there? Why not adopt all the strays and any feral mutant creature that may or not be a chupacabra? It LOOKS sort of cat-ish, right? Before long, the entire continent's stray cats have migrated to your house, drawn there by the constant stream of catnip and tuna odors wafting from your domicile. The massive breadth of your connections garnered in your career help make your 85 story home and numerous satellite houses possible, and the dozens of live-in employees make dealing with kitty litter disposal bearable. Eventually, your dominion of cats is sent out into the world to do good, ridding troubled cities of plague rat infestations and asking for belly rubs from the entire population of Florida. They even assassinate a high profile warlord. By gumming up the elevators with hairballs, he's cornered in the Burj Khalifa. As he attempts to flee down the stairs, he finds a squadron of your kitties at the top of each flight. He won't get far. Such dirty business is usually left to the Multiple Environment Occupational Warrior squad though.

Death: Peacefully in your sleep at the age of 96. Muffy, Biff, The Great Gonzo, Boots, Jake, and Mr. Whiskers will be the pall bearers at your funeral.

Last Words: You will bid farewell to all of your cats in alphabetical order. As this exceeds the word per post limit, I can't post the whole thing. 

Number: The sum total number of cats you will adopt over your lifetime. This number will put city populations to shame. Good thing your next door neighbor didn't adopt an entire town's worth of people allergic to pet dander, or there'd be trouble a' brewin'.

Color: Multiple. Chartreux, Russian Blue, Savannah, and York Chocolate.

1. Yukari
2. Yuuka
3. Utsuho
4. Seiga
5. Yoshika
6. Suwako
7. Kanako
8. Koishi
9. Miko
10. Byakuren
Future: Life will remain just too dull for you until you hit middle age. The doldrums of work and the dull corporate ladder will make you a bit cynical and bitter considering that you wanted to preside over a frikkin' COUNTRY and not just the goddamn Finance department. Goddamnit Mark, how can we get these numbers to the VP if you're drunk at work all the time? You retire early, take over a small island in the Pacific, and deplete your former company's entire bank account to set up a nuclear-powered facility there. The immense power it puts out is subsequently used to revive the dead, leading to a tremendous zombie army. At last! You can finally bring a nation to its knees so the chuckleheads from HR will stop dipping into your supply closet, dammit! Still, you have a rough time keeping your zombie underlings in check. They're largely confused about how much PTO they're receiving, company goals, benefits, and the list of contacts for IT because the rocks they're working on right now don't support Windows 7. It eventually becomes your duty to break it to them that they are all godless abominations of science and that being dead might be troublesome for company health insurance costs. The following insurrection is ugly. Lawsuits left and right, the zombie army's stock plummets, and the confidence in your ability as CEO is called into question. Eventually the zombies unionize and you can't keep up with the payments, considering that it cost a mere $5 a pop to get a couple of college dropouts formerly employed at a Denny's to unearth corpses. Now the undead want more than minimum wage. Sheesh.

Death: Worried about the zombies rioting, you purchase a boomstick to defend yourself. However, you haven't been tutored in proper firearm safety, and the weapon misfires. Luckily, the last 15 years of your life are by far the best and things were about to go downhill in a hurry anyhow.

Last Words: "'This end up' my ass." Luckily, you don't get to reflect on the awkward statement you make, and no one is around to hear it. Unfortunately, this happens when you're 62. You could've retired from that soulless corporate system had you simply toughed it out a bit longer. Social Security was so close yet so far away.

Number: 35.45 - the molecular weight of chlorine. You'll need it considering much bleach you'll be using to tend to the mess the zombies leave throughout your underground lair.

Color: Aqua orange.
 
1. Ran Yakumo
2. Hina Kagiyama
3. Mystia Lorelei
4. Kogasa Tatara
5. Nue Houjuu
6. Suika Ibuki
7. Reimu Hakurei
8. Yuyuko Saigyouji
9. Utsuho Reiuji
10. Chen
Future: Depression will set in at a relatively young age as you have difficulty dealing with authority. You will fail to find your niche in society for a time, but not for long. Soon, you will start moonlighting as FLAMINGO VALENTINE, the suave, fashionable, vaguely male dance and pop star that will shoot to the top of the charts. Unfortunately, popular doesn't mean good, and that star will fade before long. Your singing career is eventually largely forgotten which isn't so bad because your music would make dogs vomit, which would produce a sound that would be considered a marked improvement over your own. However, you lead a successful career in fashion from then on, with fashions that will reach the dirt-poor to princesses. As for yourself, your outfits will cost a drag queen's ransom, match a footbal field in terms of square yardage, possess enough jewelry to be visible to the ISS, and consist of enough squirrells to fill a national park. Things will still be a bit rough for you emotionally, however, and more than a few times you will be found dragging yourself (and your jewel encrusted pumps with the 4 inch heels) back to the nearest 5 star hotel while deftly clutching to a bottle of Jack Daniels. Your fashion sense will keep up for your entire lifetime and you'll have a minor resurgence singing showtunes in casinos. Your bizarre, borderline schizophrenic personality will irk your underlings, but you'll have too much SWAGGER to even notice.

Death: Still thinking you can rock the fashion at the age of 97, you will attempt to pose like the main character from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure part 19 and break your spine.

Last Words: I'll just say that they'd make Liberace weep and leave it at that.

Number: 109

Color: RAINBOW SPARKLES! Better clean them up before your wife gets home.
 
Reisen
Tewi
Komachi
Keine
Byakuren
Hatate
Marisa
Yukari
Reimu
Aya
Future: Tired of being roughed up by traditional work, you attempt to start a few businesses of your own with marginal success. Luck is on your side however, as you eventually become a smashing success as a noodle chef, making dishes ranging from localized takes on Japanese favorites to Italian pasta comfort dishes. Though brusque and shrewd as a businessman, you're an all-around nice guy with a penchant for your work. It shows, and before long, you're the talk of the town. Eventually, you receive permission to use your beloved Reisen as the restaurant's mascot, with your SO frequently donning her signature skirt and blazer combo at work. Your positive reputation secure, you start to cut loose a little and your screwy sense of humor shines through, offering patrons a boisterous, cheery experience with joke dishes offered to the daring. Who knew Skittle-flavored beer would go so well with the ghost pepper teriyaki mac & cheese? A statue of Reisen is eventually built to greet your clientele, and many a picture of them attempting to garner her affections is taken in front of the restaurant. You answer each of these attempts by first-basing it with the statue. The business is featured in the local paper a number of times before becoming national news and eventually, a national landmark. During your 50th anniversary celibration, you take your employees - all adorned with a ridiculous pair of rabbit ears - to a local pub and order a round for the house while swinging the profits from your restaurant above your head, saying

Last Words: "Hey, look! I'm raisin' udon gain in a bar!" The pun will not go over well with the winos there, leading to...

Death: Comedian Dave Barry once wrote "Puns are little plays on words that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a certain self-satisfied way to indicate that he thinks that you must think that he is by far the cleverest person on Earth now that Benjamin Franklin is dead, when in fact what you are thinking is that if this person ever ends up in a lifeboat, the other passengers will hurl him overboard by the end of the first day even if they have plenty of food and water." That about sums it up. Still, your work is your joy, and you'll be barely able to get through a full day of work at the age of 79. The qwip won't make it on your headstone. Rather, ?your purpose in life is to find your purpose and give your whole heart and soul to it? will.

Number: 5

Color: Tan. Fifteen, twenty, twentyfi-*SHOT*

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #52 on: October 18, 2013, 04:28:38 PM »
It's official: Reddyne is a goddamn wizard.

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #53 on: October 18, 2013, 04:49:45 PM »
I'll have an army of office drones whose machines are powered by nuclear energy, in a small island in the Pacific...

...

Are you saying I'll take over Japan?
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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #54 on: October 18, 2013, 05:35:34 PM »
I'll have an army of office drones whose machines are powered by nuclear energy, in a small island in the Pacific...

...

Are you saying I'll take over Japan?
Not so fast.
Because I'll have...
battle ducks.
:flowerpower:

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #55 on: October 18, 2013, 06:20:33 PM »
But what about my SPINNING!?

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #56 on: October 18, 2013, 07:16:37 PM »
1. Nitori
2. Wakasagihime
3. Mystia
4. Mokou
5. Orin
6. Youmu
7. Ran
8. Momiji
9. Patchouli
10. Chen
CHOOSE MY DESTINY.
Future: And the Lord did speak unto Rou: "Hey Rou, buddy." "Yeah?" "I wanna do the Etch-a-Sketch thing again where I make it rain until football season starts. Capiche?" "OK." "And the ducks will try to cheat. It's OK to eat a few of those bumptious dastards." "...What?" "Oh, for my sake, I need catch up with this whole modern lingo horseradish." And so Rou ventured out into the world, collecting animals by the boat load. Go figure. The proces will take years and you'll be SO pissed when you find out one praying mantis went and ate the other. Also, word of advice: Anaconda hugs aren't pleasant. Meanwhile, you'll have had the turtles sent to a prestigious engineering school to have them build the ship, which will be SWAAAAANK. Seriously, it takes a lot of stones to make a 1 square mile tide pool on a boat surrounded by nothing BUT a tide pool. Not to mention that the food and decor are outRAGEous. I mean, a lot of animals "wanted to be a part of the cruise" and they didn't win the lotto for their respective species, so... yeah. Eventually, God will have his fantasy team ready and the rains will let up. After letting all of the species except the Japanese giant hornet off to go and repopulate the world again, a massive wave will strike the boat, causing it to crash and sink. The heavens will part, and God will speaketh unto Rou again: "yeah, they didn't do so well on the performance review."

Death: After a lifetime of being surrounded by the infinitedly deep ocean, enduring hurricanes and tidal waves, you will fall asleep after spending WAY too much time in the bathtub and drown when you're 87.

Last Words: The whole second arc thing being such a big part of your life, you'll bark "stupid rabbits! That's the third time I've had to bust out the hose today." You'll then wake up and lumber into the bathroom for your last bath.

Number: 2

Color: Blue

But what about my SPINNING!?
That's your one and only dance move.

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #57 on: October 19, 2013, 02:56:58 AM »
but i have cats

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #58 on: October 19, 2013, 01:09:34 PM »
Let's give it a try...

1- Yuuka
2- Ran
3- Shinki tied with Mima
4- Yuugi tied with Gengetu
5- Rika
6- Elly tied with Mugetu
7- Yumemi
8- Yumeko
9- Kotohime
10- Meira!

The ones tied, pick you one of them...what's important is that 1st position is the almighty Yuuka-without-skirt from pc-98, when she was still 99% evil, arrogant and interesting and only 1% girly and boring.

What there will be in my future? Will i follow Yuuka's voice and destroy the world in the name of the Genmukan?

NekoNekoRex

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #59 on: October 19, 2013, 02:30:55 PM »
1. Chen
2. Suika
4. Kogasa Tatara
5. Rin Kaenbyou (Orin)
6. Marisa Kirisame
7. Ran Yakumo
7. Utsuho Reiuji (Okuu)
9. Mystia Lorelei
10. Satori Komeji
Kilga is this right; like is this person seriously the player, and it's not some alias or something that's designed to be deliberately obfuscating? NekoNekoRex. Who the hell is that :C   ~Poya Aaaa (Serela), Bunny Must Die Mafia