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That's your Touhouroscope for today
« on: October 17, 2013, 10:28:45 AM »
Greetings, dear denizens of MotK. I am the all-seeing Reddyne, blessed with the gift of foresight. I know all things from the creation of our universe to its heat death, and even why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Seek my wisdom, and I shall reveal unto thee thine fate. But beware, for not all who know will be satisfied. They may even be terrified of what destiny has in store for them. Or moderately indifferent. Or have that slightly itchy feeling you get when someone posts pictures of bugs. Bestow me with a list of thine top 10 Touhous and I shall read your fate in the stars. Your future, death, and final words, as well as lucky number and color shall then be revealed unto us all.

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2013, 10:48:23 AM »
In order most-fave first:

1. SYAMEIMARU
2. Kaguya
3. Cirno
4. Nitori
5. Eirin
6. Hatate
7. Mystia
8. Sanae
9. Marisa
10. Reimu
 
Go!

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Delfigamer

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2013, 11:20:26 AM »
1. Yukari
2. Mokou
3. Youmu
4. Ran
5. Akyu
6. Chen
7. Reimu
8. Kasen
(9). Cirno
10. Sakuya

Yes I have a wonderful destiny.
:justasplanned:

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aListers

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2013, 11:42:43 AM »
01. Alice Margatroid
02. Yukari Yakumo
03. Cirno
04. Mima
05. Nitori Kawashiro
06. Byakuren Hijiri
07. Koishi Komeiji
08. Flandre Scarlet
09. Mystia Lorelei
10. Daiyousei

May be a bit of an outdated list but nonetheless here.
???-2004?=dark ages, 2005?=atomic betty era, 2006=red dwarf era, 2007-2009=newgrounds era, 2009-2014= anime era.

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2013, 11:49:33 AM »
1. Marisa
2. Reimu
3. Yukari
4. Parsee
5. Remilia
6. Flandre
7. Ran
8. Yuyuko
9. Youmu
10. Hong
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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2013, 12:04:31 PM »
1. Yukari
2. Yuyuko
3. Byakuren
4. Orin
5. Koishi
6. Yuuka
7. Eirin
8. Chen
9. Nue
10. Ran


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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2013, 12:07:03 PM »
1. Yukari
2. Yuuka
3. Utsuho
4. Seiga
5. Yoshika
6. Suwako
7. Kanako
8. Koishi
9. Miko
10. Byakuren
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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2013, 12:11:33 PM »
I have a 14-way tie for #1 right now according to Touhousort, and a 31-way tie for #2. What do?

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2013, 12:13:06 PM »
1. Ran Yakumo
2. Hina Kagiyama
3. Mystia Lorelei
4. Kogasa Tatara
5. Nue Houjuu
6. Suika Ibuki
7. Reimu Hakurei
8. Yuyuko Saigyouji
9. Utsuho Reiuji
10. Chen

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2013, 12:59:28 PM »
Reisen
Tewi
Komachi
Keine
Byakuren
Hatate
Marisa
Yukari
Reimu
Aya

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2013, 01:12:43 PM »
This very quickly turned out to be the only busy workday this week. I'll get to them all in due time, though.
In order most-fave first:
1. SYAMEIMARU
2. Kaguya
3. Cirno
4. Nitori
5. Eirin
6. Hatate
7. Mystia
8. Sanae
9. Marisa
10. Reimu
 
Go!
Future: With the whole traditional journalism schtick not payin' the bills, you brashly push forward into a brave new world of adventuristic photography, capturing the world's greatest moments on camera. You capture on film the result of what happens when you put a frog in the Large Hadron Collider, the first successful cosmetic appendix transplant, and the Pope getting an atomic wedgie. Your notoriety for sticking your nose into famous places not seen since the whole Janet Jackson incident lands you in some rough adventures, but you manage to pull through via very inventive use of angel dust. Things will come to a head when you find that a top North Korean general has some rather racy-lacy undergarments and he doesn't appreciate you asking for a private photoshoot with him, regardless of the amount of Photoshop you promise to use. You're then imprisoned at a gulag where you remain for several years, finally escaping by flirting with a guard.

Death: At 63, your journey leads you to a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert. Your desperate need to attract attention gets the best of you, leading you to think that you can one-up Johnny Van Zant during the middle of the concert. While naked. The crowd is unimpressed, and your failed attempt to crowd-surf afterwards goes sour.

Last Words: "What the shit? I don't get three steps?"

Number: I'm lookin' straight down at .44.

Color: Yella

1. Yukari
2. Mokou
3. Youmu
4. Ran
5. Akyu
6. Chen
7. Reimu
8. Kasen
⑨. Cirno
10. Sakuya
Yes I have a wonderful destiny.
:justasplanned:
Future: Your grand ambitions, mathematical genius, limitless cunning, and lust for revenge will lead you to the one and only possible outcome: A poor-as-dirt farmer. Sure, your scheming started out alright, but all that plotting and maniacal laughter during class landed your ass in trade school. Not to be discouraged, you set about to defeat Mrs. Badcrumble, the teacher who wronged you by having you repeat the fifth grade, through crop rotation and animal husbandry. Your misguided attempts at some of the most bizarre forms of fruits, veggies, and animals become the stuff of legends. Snozzberries will become real, and old folks the world over will marvel at your, uh, 'cathartic' ultrafiber wheat. Your animal husbandry will be the talk of the town until the town gets sick of hearing about your attempt to crossbreed a sheepdog with a sheep. Poor thing tried to lead and follow simultaneously. It'll even outdo the tale of Bobby Joe's 'crossbreeding' attempt with Cousin Jessebelle at the county fair underneath the Tilt-A-Whirl. The mouse and donkey combo won't do so well once the third trimester is reached, however. Also, please refrain from giving your pet alpaca a flamethrower. I know she'll say it's for smokin' out the Jerries, but you shouldn't buy it. Just sayin'.

Death: When you are 72, the animals will rebel. In force.

Last Words: A note saying "Don't cry for me, West Virginia!" will be found stuck in a goat's teeth roughly 10 miles from the crater that used to be your farm. Unfortunately, the local populace never passed third grade and can't read it. However, there'll be enough moonshine to pickle your corpse, and you'll be buried at your stead beneath the spot where the pigs found out how to weaponize the biodiesel they could produce from what was available at your farm.

Number: 1945

Color: Brown, Farmer.

I have a 14-way tie for #1 right now according to Touhousort, and a 31-way tie for #2. What do?
1. Get hat
2. All names in hat
3. Put face in hat
4. Inhale sharply through noes
5. The 1st 10 names you pick out of your noes are top 10.
« Last Edit: October 17, 2013, 01:15:56 PM by Reddyne »

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2013, 01:31:14 PM »
1. Nitori
2. Wakasagihime
3. Mystia
4. Mokou
5. Orin
6. Youmu
7. Ran
8. Momiji
9. Patchouli
10. Chen

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KaiserKnuckle

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2013, 01:36:04 PM »
1. Ran
2. Byakuren
3. Ichirin
4. Mystia
5. Kanako
6. Keine
7. Kagerou
8. Sunnymilk
9. Kogasa
10. Marisa

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2013, 02:02:37 PM »
1. Meiling
2. other touhous ???

Delfigamer

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2013, 02:19:27 PM »
Future: Your grand ambitions, mathematical genius, limitless cunning, and lust for revenge will lead you to the one and only possible outcome: A poor-as-dirt farmer. Sure, your scheming started out alright, but all that plotting and maniacal laughter during class landed your ass in trade school. Not to be discouraged, you set about to defeat Mrs. Badcrumble, the teacher who wronged you by having you repeat the fifth grade, through crop rotation and animal husbandry. Your misguided attempts at some of the most bizarre forms of fruits, veggies, and animals become the stuff of legends. Snozzberries will become real, and old folks the world over will marvel at your, uh, 'cathartic' ultrafiber wheat. Your animal husbandry will be the talk of the town until the town gets sick of hearing about your attempt to crossbreed a sheepdog with a sheep. Poor thing tried to lead and follow simultaneously. It'll even outdo the tale of Bobby Joe's 'crossbreeding' attempt with Cousin Jessebelle at the county fair underneath the Tilt-A-Whirl. The mouse and donkey combo won't do so well once the third trimester is reached, however. Also, please refrain from giving your pet alpaca a flamethrower. I know she'll say it's for smokin' out the Jerries, but you shouldn't buy it. Just sayin'.

Death: When you are 72, the animals will rebel. In force.

Last Words: A note saying "Don't cry for me, West Virginia!" will be found stuck in a goat's teeth roughly 10 miles from the crater that used to be your farm. Unfortunately, the local populace never passed third grade and can't read it. However, there'll be enough moonshine to pickle your corpse, and you'll be buried at your stead beneath the spot where the pigs found out how to weaponize the biodiesel they could produce from what was available at your farm.

Number: 1945

Color: Brown, Farmer.
Inaccurate as UEF Experimental Artillery. :| We may start at the fact that I see no points for moving to USA and lots of points not to move.
« Last Edit: October 17, 2013, 04:13:56 PM by Delfigamer »

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #15 on: October 17, 2013, 02:27:41 PM »
This could be interesting.....

1. Youmu
2. Nitori
3. Reisen
4. Cirno
5. Eirin
6. Iku
7. Kogasa
8. Satori
9. Koishi
10. Aya

Zil

Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #16 on: October 17, 2013, 02:41:39 PM »
Here we go

Chiyuri
Yumemi
Eiki
Rika
Reimu
Ellen
Kotohime
Mima
Kana
Komachi

I guess
« Last Edit: October 17, 2013, 04:26:17 PM by Zil »

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #17 on: October 17, 2013, 02:46:01 PM »
0. Muse
1. Yuuka Kazami.
2. Suika Ibuki.
3. Reimu Hakurei.
4. Byakuren Hijiri.
5. Yumemi Okazaki.
6. Chiyuri Kitashirakawa.
7. Mima.
8. Futatsuiwa Mamizou.
9. Ayayaya Shameimaru.
10. Remilia Scarlet.

I have a terrible taste in characters,  so I await a terrible destiny.
« Last Edit: October 17, 2013, 02:48:44 PM by Darkness1 »

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #18 on: October 17, 2013, 02:56:33 PM »
1. Fujiwara no Mokou
2. Byakuren Hijiri
3. Yuuka Kazami
4. Tewi Inaba
5. Mima
6. Lyrica Prismriver
7. Alice Margatroid
8. Yumeko
9. Eiki-samaaaaaa~
10. Toyosatomimi no Miko

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #19 on: October 17, 2013, 02:57:49 PM »
1) Satori Komeiji, Patchouli Knowledge
3) Tenshi Hinanawi
4) Kogasa Tatara
5) Mystia Lorelei
6) Reimu Hakurei
7) Rin Kaenbyou (oh how far you've come, somehow)
8) Hata no Kokoro
9) Koakuma
10) Kyouko Kasodani

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #20 on: October 17, 2013, 03:10:12 PM »
Alright, why don't have a go at this? (Note that there is no order here)

1. Chen
2.  Kogasa Tatara
3. Tokiko
4. Mononobe no Futo
5. Wakasagihime
6. Sekibanki
7. Satori Komeiji
8. Rin Kaenbyou
9. Hata no Kokoro
10. Kyouko Kasodani

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #21 on: October 17, 2013, 03:42:44 PM »
1. Youmu
2. Marisa
3. Alice
4. Nue
5. Patchouli
6. Yuyuko
7. Reimu
8. Satori
9. Cirno
10. Luna

The only ones that are really solid are the first five.

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #22 on: October 17, 2013, 04:20:40 PM »
Looks fun, so I'll give this a shot.

1. Tenshi Hinanawi
2. Koakuma
3. Reisen Udongein Inaba
4. Rin Kaenbyou
5. Keine Kamishirasawa
6. Sekibanki
7. Hata no Kokoro
8. Kagerou Imaizumi
9. Kaguya Houraisan
10. Koishi Komeiji

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #23 on: October 17, 2013, 04:33:19 PM »
1. Kaku Seiga
2. Toyosatomimi no Miko
3. Tatara Kogasa
4. Mononobe no Futo
5. Komeiji Satori
6. Hijiri Byakuren
7. Watatsuki no Toyohime
8. Futatsuiwa Mamizou
9. Miyako Yoshika
10. Mai

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #24 on: October 17, 2013, 05:06:53 PM »
1. Keine
2. Mystia
3. Alice
4. Toyosatomimi
5. Merlin
6. Patchouli
7. Yukari
8. Parsee
9. Marisa
10. Unzan

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #25 on: October 17, 2013, 05:13:28 PM »
Truly my destiny and future are nothing but red

1. Fujiwara no Mokou
2. Satori Komeiji
3. Hata no Kokoro
4. Remilla Scarlet
5. Hidea no Akyuu
6. Nue !@#!@$!@$!#!@#!@#
7. Marisa Kirisame
8. Yuyuko Dreamcaskuji
9. Mystia Lolilei
10. Reisen Udongein Inaba
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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #26 on: October 17, 2013, 05:21:45 PM »
1. Parsee
2. Iku
3. Seiga
4. Renko
5. Shikieiki
6. Tenshi
7. Miko
8. Keine
9. Alice
10. Sakuya

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #27 on: October 17, 2013, 05:56:55 PM »
01. Alice Margatroid
02. Yukari Yakumo
03. Cirno
04. Mima
05. Nitori Kawashiro
06. Byakuren Hijiri
07. Koishi Komeiji
08. Flandre Scarlet
09. Mystia Lorelei
10. Daiyousei
May be a bit of an outdated list but nonetheless here.

Future: Misunderstood throughout your life, you will isolate yourself from society. But you will not let this go quietly. No. Your genius has been wasted upon fools for decades, and the indignation you've endured has driven you to do great things. Shunning the fools and dullards who have wronged you for so long, you construct a secret base in the frozen tundras of the north, only to reappear at the helm of your magnum opus: A titanic, sentient robot of your own design bearing your likeness. Sitting upon a throne in the monster's head, you swing the robot's arm in an arc across the local forest in a display of power. The robot's arm rends the forest, and the splinters fall in perfect house-shaped piles. The lasers from the robot's eyes pierce the ground, unearthing groundwater that bubbles up, creating rich cropland and a fresh lake with a stream that empties into the ocean. Your devastation causes the homeless to swarm to their new houses and places to work. The shift denies local corrupt bankers and businessmen of their favorite exploitable targets, causing them to refocus on the city's infrastructure and charity. You even set free all the puppies from the local shelter, petting them to get them agitated and forcing them into loving homes. As the citizens bow to you, agape at the terrors you have wrought, the mayor of the city yields, surrendering the key to the city to you. Your thirst for domination satisfied, your robot steals into the night, never to be seen again.

Death: You will pass in a maddeningly peaceful way at the age of 93. As your skull fortress is locked away in the colds of the north, you cannot be buried easily in a long-since-frozen ground. Instead, you have your giant robot fling your remains far, far away, like they did with a trebuchet in that episode of Northern Exposure.

Last Words: "My best revenge is a massive success!"

Number: 4. Bobby Orr.

Color: The color of revenge.
Spoiler:
Pink

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Actually, West Virginia is the name of your significant other. She is a duck of a most beautiful plumage.

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #28 on: October 17, 2013, 06:42:07 PM »
1. Kaku Seiga
2. Toyosatomimi no Miko
4. Mononobe no Futo
6. Hijiri Byakuren
8. Futatsuiwa Mamizou
9. Miyako Yoshika

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Re: That's your Touhouroscope for today
« Reply #29 on: October 17, 2013, 06:45:16 PM »
1. Byakuren hijiri
2. Suwako Moriya
3. Keine Kamishirasawa
4. Sanae Kochiya
5. Kagerou Imaizumi
6. Satori Komeiji
7. Seiga Kaku
8. Hatate Himekaidou
9. Kosuzu Motoori
10. Shiki Eiki