>Hmph. These dice must be rigged. I suppose I shall have to amuse myself by banishing this "Nuffle" to the Shadow Realm, for now.
5: Unfortunately, you require a 6 to screw the rules and attempt to end the game by banishing the God of Dice and Fortune from a
Dice-based game. Nuffle commends you trying though. [+1 to next roll] A 5 simply isn't enough money.
>Gundamjack the Gerbera Tetra Kai!
4: You are now the pilot for a Gundam I know nothing about!
> Acquire equipment and allies for the quest for the CATACLYSM MUFFIN.
2+1 =3: No-one is foolhardy enough to join your quest! You are labeled as a loon! Of course,t he town loon decides to help you because of that fact alone.
Story of my life.
>Try to dig a hole to somehow gain magic power. We saw it in a movie once.
>Stop referring to ourself in the plural.
4: While I am not aware of this movie, hey, it worked, you dug a hole and gained *MAGIC*. You now have Mana. Of course, no spells.
>Find Haman Karn
4: That pink hair really stands out.
>Switch profession back to healer.
;_;
3-1: Class changes cannot be reverted.
> Roll some snake eyes
1: You attempt to find a snake to rip the eyes out of, and go after a basilisk. Wait...
Pesco must roll to Dodge!1: In attempting to rip the eyes out of a basilisk, you inadvertently look into them. That is the last thing you know, before you turn into stone.
Pesco has died! [Ironically he rolled snake eyes after all]> Forever 9s!
4: Apparently, if you squint, a 4 is always a 9!
>Play some Uno with Space Pirates.
3-1: You cannot find Space Pirates, or pirates at all.
> Take the fight to Zeon!
4+1 =5 : You teleport yourself and the fight to a place called Zeon. IDK where that is, but you can probobly go wild here! [+1 to next roll]
>Obtain the dubstep gun
3: You find the Dubstep Gun. However, it is out of Wubs, and you need to find some Wubs to use as ammo.
>Turn everybody into a loli
1: You turn everyone into old ladies and men.
> Throw me out will they?! EXODIA, OBLITERATE!
5: You draw five cards from the top of your deck, and they are the five peices of Exodia, obliterateing the angry card game nerds with a feat that makes them declare 'EXODIA? IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!'. You do this with such lack of effort of drawing a 6th card to even start your turn, that you feel happy enough to +1 to next roll.
>Check if Dodge is a normal or doubles advance for us. Never mind, Nuffle undoubtedly has Tackle.
>Ascertain position of Ball.
Nuffle has all the skills. All of the good ones anyway.
2: Have you ever tried to find a ball among two Oni teams fighting Bob?
No, of course not Jim. It's likely five feet under the dirt!
>Use new-found bad luck to defy Nuffles D6 by rolling a -1
5 - 2 = 3: Well... uh... you failed.
I need to promote to best utilize all of this mana.
>Use a master seal
2: Sorry, the Holy Grail War isn't for another... forever. They kinda destroyed it in the 5th war.
>Kill Kyuubei. ALL of Kyuubei.
1:
You sneak up being the first Kyuubei, and it turns around. As soon as you see this:
You know you are in trouble.
Sourtori must Roll to dodge!6: Who is falling for who's trap!
Kyuubei must Roll to Dodge!4: The feline alien thing escapes. Probobly because you're not a young girl to be a magical girl, and instead a old hag due to some magic earlier. However, it vows to return, and fix the world so it can have more magical girls...
>Drink while pondering existence.
2: Water water everywhere, but not a drop to drink D:
>
> Seal a Use master.
6+1 = 7: What is this I don't even? I don't even know what you aim to do, but you go
beyond an overshoot. By breaking the boundaries of the D6, you cause something to happen.
Raikaria places a Counter by the side of the multiverse you are playing in, and Nuffle smiles. [Protip: You won't like it when Nuffle smiles]
Of course, what you aim to achieve fails in an explosion of over-success.
Fightest must roll to dodge!2: The explosion is so sudden and unexpected that you are caught in it fully!
Fightest is Seriously Wounded!>Appear.
>Get annoyed at grass.
2: You cannot find the heart to get annoyed at grass.
> Sneeze.
6-1 =5: You sneeze so well you cure yourself! [+1 to next roll]
>Meditate on the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
4: You meditate successfully. However, if you actually thought of anything useful or correct, is another matter. Although you do keep thinking of 42, and Yukari. You don't know why.
>quietly sneak into the game, and then immediately blow cover by setting the nearest burnable object on fire.
2: You fall over, attracting all the attentions!
>Use Hammock (and supposedly the poles they were built upon which came outta fucking nowhere) to block magic
1: You attempt to block the already misfired magic with your badly-built Hammock. However, the magic is absorbed by the Hammock, before being blasted across the Multiverse.
Whoops.
Also your hammock vaporized.
> Stop running around like a idiot and stare at the Gundam battles.
5: You stare so intently... it's so... beautiful. {+1 to next roll]
>Make Schezo update Monopoly.
3: Schezo begins to update, then his browser crashes, he loses all the work, and can't be asked.
Be the little catgirl you were always destined to be
1: You become a Dog-Girl. Quickly turned into a Dog-Granny by the backfired LOLIFYJA spell.
>Befriend the wall. Recruit the wall.
6: Screw the rules, you have 6's. You did both of those things, despite you only being able to do the first normally.
> Become the one and only true follower of Errata.
4: I'm not sure what Errata is, but you follow it!
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Status:
Alive:
Dormio: Defied Nuffle and made him forgive for his guts. {+1 to next roll]
Hanzo K: In a Gerbera Tetra Kai
Shim: Has a crazy fool on his side!
Unmatched Sock: Dug a hole and found magic. Somehow.
Phlegeth: Found a pink-haired man
Zakeri: Is not a Healer
Hero999: Squints at 4's
Hating Hater: Cannot find Pirates
Kasu: Is on Zeon
Purvis: Has a Dubstep Gun that is out of Wubs.
PX - Turned everyone into old hags.
Shadoweh - Topdecked all 5 peices of Exodia. {+1]
O4rfish: Cannot find the ball
Massaca: Failed
Schezo: Tried to summon a Servant when there is no HGW
Sourtori: Got into a fight with Kyuubei and lived
Not Bob: Is thirsty
Fightest: Added a counter. Caused an explosion. [Seriously Wounded 2]
Regret: Cannot get angry at Grass
Kilgamayan: Is no longer ill [+1]
Unfortunate: 42...42... 42...
LaserTurtle: Fell over
Momijibot: Refracted PX's screw up into the entire multiverse
Validon98: Inspired by fighting robots [+1]
Conqeror: Made Schezo update monopoly. Unfortunately Schezo's computer said no.
NNR: Is an old dog.
ZengEren: Screwed the rules and did two things at once. Allied with a killer wall.
Dorian: Is the one and only follower of Errata
Dead:
Pesco: Death by Basilisk and Irony. Currently a Statue.
Other:
Nuffle: Smiled. Not a good sign.
Raikaria: Placed a counter next to the Multiverse
Counter: Is shiny, black, has a skull on, and is lonely.
Gundam battle: Still raging.
Multiverse: About to hit a crisis since everyone is old and female. Of course, me and Nuffle and outside the Multiverse! But all you guys are old and female. Blame PX
Kyuubei: Alive. All of them, but annoyed at being outsmarted.
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Attacking each other: ENABLED
Kyuubei joined the game! Kyuubei is a GM-controlled character. Kyuuubei has one objective, fix the magical girl situation.Note: GM-controlled characters will announce their actions at the start of the day, but they will only resolve after all actions directed at them resolve. So if you try to kill Kyuubei, it takes priority over what Kyuubei does. Later GM characters may not be as benign!
The counter to 
has reached 1/6===
Day 3 BeginsKyuubei: Convince PX to use his money to go back in time and stop himself failing with casting LOLIFYJA.
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>Wonder what kind of mathemagical formula "==Update in Progress==" stands for.
4: Nothing happens.
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