>The biggest? Wow!
>Of course, only the biggest spaceship can fit a name of your magnitude!
>Indeed! You take pity on any fairy whose name couldn't be used in the final round of a spelling bee. When you meet someone with a name like Luna or Ash, you can't help but feel a little bit superior to them.
I wonder if Miss McLongname will be surprised to find out we've taken her place.
>Oh, that's not the worst name anyone's ever called you. You've been known as Little Miss Alphabet, ABCDEFG(and so on), and You Expect Me To Pronounce That Seriously What Is Wrong With You.
> Left's the one on the right, right? These ports and starboards are really confusing.
> As you attempt to recall whether right is left and left is wrong, you step out into the docking bay. Half a dozen of the best ships the fairy navy has stretch out in front of you, each one more marvelous than the one before it. It's amazing what you can do with enough duct tape.
But to your side (your, uh...left? right? hard to tell.) is possibly the fanciest ship of all. It's twice as large as either ship next to it, and the metal planks have been coated with some of the best glitter money can buy. A flagpole pops out from the bridge, waving a red flag with a golden sun as its emblem.
"Hnnnnnnnnnngh-!"
From your position, you can also see another recruit attempting to pry a plank off of the hull. You are relatively sure that is a crime of some sort, but you're not sure if you can blame her. It is really pretty, after all...
