Author Topic: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia Nobody Wins (Read 21851 times)

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #150 on:** January 23, 2013, 09:56:04 PM »

Quote from: PX on January 17, 2013, 07:11:23 AM

Alive:
1)Conq
2)Dormio
8)LaserTurtle
14)Prims
17)Bob

Quote from: PX on January 17, 2013, 07:11:23 AM

Dead:
3)capth, playing Applebloom, got a noose Cutie Mark and hung herself
4)Shadoweh, playing TwoFace, had a coin land in the middle and killed himself!
5)Kilgamayan, playing Madoka Kaname, became a god and settled all the magical girls with peace.
6)Zakeri, playing Recette Lemongrass, couldn't pay her father's debt and moved into a cardboard box. Capitalism ho!
7)BT, playing Sweetie Bell, got a sword Cutie Mark and swallowed a sword
9)Hero999, playing Sayaka Miki, couldn't handle the suffering and died alone.
10)ActionDan, playing Bane, shrunk and got squashed by an ant!
11)DrRawr, playing Morgan Freeman, ascended to godhood and won the game.
12)Schezo, playing Scootaloo, never got a Cutie Mark and fell down a cliff when she tried to fly
13)Edible, playing Mami Tomoe, finally made a friend. And died.
15)Zengar, playing Kyouko Sakura, sacrificed herself. It accomplished nothing.
16)Darkoda, playing Tear, took away Recette's house and went off to collect more debts. And fingers.

Conqueror · « **Reply #151 on:** January 23, 2013, 10:35:21 PM »

##shoot huhwhat

WHMZakeri · « **Reply #152 on:** January 23, 2013, 10:39:58 PM »

Destiny is coming to a head. It saddens me that I must leave this to chance, but I can feel that things are wrapping up to a single point.

I must trust everything to the people still alive, and that is why I put all of my hopes and dreams into ... into the great and majestic- uhh...

Quote from: Ran Yakumo on January 23, 2013, 09:56:04 PM

Quote from: PX

Into the Great and Majestic Bob!

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #153 on:** January 23, 2013, 11:00:12 PM »

VICTORY \o/

Good job shooting the Pacifist! Enjoy playing for !first place, chumps.

GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em · « **Reply #154 on:** January 23, 2013, 11:05:52 PM »

Quote from: Conqueror on January 23, 2013, 10:35:21 PM

##shoot huhwhat

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Daykill: Conqueror

PX · « **Reply #155 on:** January 23, 2013, 11:38:13 PM »

Quote from: Conqueror on January 23, 2013, 10:35:21 PM

##shoot huhwhat

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>Not using transparency
Not looking at you

Conqueror · « **Reply #156 on:** January 23, 2013, 11:54:24 PM »

Quote from: huh what on January 23, 2013, 11:05:52 PM

Daykill: Conqueror

im willing to forgive you killing my ears if you hit me where it really hurts
im wide open
kill me before i win
do it
onegai
i want to feel the pain
i want to feel alive
kill me

Edible · « **Reply #157 on:** January 24, 2013, 12:41:06 AM »

Quote from: Conqueror on January 23, 2013, 11:54:24 PM

kill me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIU1GCR1S_E

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #158 on:** January 24, 2013, 01:09:38 AM »

ONORE HOMURA

PX · « **Reply #159 on:** January 24, 2013, 09:09:13 PM »

Twas the night before Christmas
With beautiful stars in the sky
Old Santa was working
When things went awry
Mokou and Kaguya
Couldn't be held at bay
When a piece of danmaku
Blew up Santa's sleigh
Poor Santa was injured
Rudolph did not survive
But for the remaining players
None of you have died

24 hours

Conq: 2
Dormio: 5
Bob: 6

Edible · « **Reply #160 on:** January 24, 2013, 09:30:17 PM »

GET IT TOGETHER, ALIVES

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #161 on:** January 24, 2013, 10:04:37 PM »

Quote from: PX on January 17, 2013, 07:11:23 AM

Alive:
1)Conq
2)Dormio
8)LaserTurtle
14)Prims
17)Bob

Quote from: PX on January 17, 2013, 07:11:23 AM

Dead:
3)capth, playing Applebloom, got a noose Cutie Mark and hung herself
4)Shadoweh, playing TwoFace, had a coin land in the middle and killed himself!
5)Kilgamayan, playing Madoka Kaname, became a god and settled all the magical girls with peace.
6)Zakeri, playing Recette Lemongrass, couldn't pay her father's debt and moved into a cardboard box. Capitalism ho!
7)BT, playing Sweetie Bell, got a sword Cutie Mark and swallowed a sword
9)Hero999, playing Sayaka Miki, couldn't handle the suffering and died alone.
10)ActionDan, playing Bane, shrunk and got squashed by an ant!
11)DrRawr, playing Morgan Freeman, ascended to godhood and won the game.
12)Schezo, playing Scootaloo, never got a Cutie Mark and fell down a cliff when she tried to fly
13)Edible, playing Mami Tomoe, finally made a friend. And died.
15)Zengar, playing Kyouko Sakura, sacrificed herself. It accomplished nothing.
16)Darkoda, playing Tear, took away Recette's house and went off to collect more debts. And fingers.

GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em · « **Reply #162 on:** January 24, 2013, 10:12:20 PM »

##Shoot: Conq
this ends tonight

Edible · « **Reply #163 on:** January 24, 2013, 10:12:59 PM »

##haunt Dormio

Schezo · « **Reply #164 on:** January 24, 2013, 10:21:24 PM »

5 way cross kill. Rolls will be rigged. Shoot below your playerslot and it's over.

Conqueror · « **Reply #165 on:** January 24, 2013, 10:38:09 PM »

I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed.

Dr Rawr · « **Reply #166 on:** January 24, 2013, 10:39:18 PM »

Quote from: Conqueror on January 24, 2013, 10:38:09 PM

I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed.

go shoot yourself

ActionDan · « **Reply #167 on:** January 24, 2013, 10:43:12 PM »

there's gonna be blood tonight

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #168 on:** January 25, 2013, 01:09:59 AM »

Silly capitalists always taking violent way out of kerfuffle! Comrades, lay down arms and join together with each other in glorious communist brotherhood!

Conqueror · « **Reply #169 on:** January 25, 2013, 04:35:07 AM »

I lay down my arms
And pick up my gun
With my teeth
##Shoot huhwhat

Tonight I shall finally accomplish my goal
And be free

Shadoweh · « **Reply #170 on:** January 25, 2013, 04:46:05 PM »

It's okay, Conq offered to switch rooms with me tonight to make sure no one tries to hurt him. I'm sure everyone will learn to get along safely.

PX · « **Reply #171 on:** January 25, 2013, 09:53:56 PM »

Dormio, playing Star Sapphire, blamed the incident on the other two and ran off. Unfortunately, she tripped and exploded.
LaserTurtle, playing Sunny Milk, came up with a master plan. Unfortunately, she forgot it and exploded while trying to remember it.
Bob, playing Luna Child, was shot down by Cirno, unable to sense icicles in front of her as opposed to far away ones. She exploded on impact with the ground.

Dormio: 1
LaserTurtle: 2
Bob: 1

Schezo · « **Reply #172 on:** January 25, 2013, 10:16:48 PM »

The shields are down. Crosskill crosskill!

ActionDan · « **Reply #173 on:** January 25, 2013, 10:38:59 PM »

It's like DESTINY

WHMZakeri · « **Reply #174 on:** January 25, 2013, 10:39:32 PM »

Is this what you choose, Conq?
This can't be what you meant when you said you rejected all other outcomes, can it?
No, I... I refuse. It can't be like this.

GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em · « **Reply #175 on:** January 25, 2013, 10:39:52 PM »

##Shoot: Conqueror

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #176 on:** January 25, 2013, 10:41:35 PM »

I claim 3rd place.

PX · « **Reply #177 on:** January 25, 2013, 11:05:27 PM »

Alright, Conq is a guaranteed 1/1 shot, so it all goes down to this last 1d6

PX · « **Reply #178 on:** January 25, 2013, 11:06:10 PM »

THE DIE HAS SPOKEN

HUHWHAT ROLLS A 1
EVERYBODY DIES MUAHAHAHAHA

BT · « **Reply #179 on:** January 25, 2013, 11:08:12 PM »