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Re: Time To Atone For Your Sins, MotK
« Reply #30 on: November 16, 2012, 07:47:50 PM »
I'm Canadian. :ohdear:


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Re: Time To Atone For Your Sins, MotK
« Reply #31 on: November 16, 2012, 07:53:00 PM »

Rabbit, you have pleased the Yama greatly. Congratulations! You have successfully repented for your sin, and have been absolved. Go forth now, with a pure heart, into Paradise.

I said a Shema Yisroel before every IT cert exam I ever took despite not only being a lapsed Jew, I'm also an atheist, lean towards Palestinian statehood (although the Right of Return is a bit much) and I love pork, lobster, etc. 

In short, I'm a hypocrite despite nobody else really caring. 

Ah, a conflict of faith! That is indeed a pickle. It seems you need to get in touch with your religious side. As you are a home-brewer, I think it's time you said a Ha-Gafen over the fruits of your labors. For proof of such, you can post photos, video, or describe the experience in detail.

I have trusted my supervisors at work.

The Yama would be tempted to say you've been punished enough, but a sin is a sin and must be atoned for. As you have committed the sin of blindly following authority, you must listen to and analyze this song. I await your reasoned critique.

I like Pepsi as much as I like Coca-cola

You are just determined to go to Hell, aren't you? Very well - open your refidgerator, take out the first three beverages you see, mix them together, and drink them. If there aren't three beverages, you can use coffee, tea, or some of that booze you made. Photo results of the mix are required.

I'm Canadian. :ohdear:

I notice you wrote that in English. But being Canadian, and Canada being officially a bilingual country, you surely must also know French, too, don't you? Compose, then, a poem for Dormio in French, of any length (yes, haiku also counts).

"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

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Re: Time To Atone For Your Sins, MotK
« Reply #32 on: November 16, 2012, 08:03:30 PM »
Apart from Quebec, since when was Canada french?

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Re: Time To Atone For Your Sins, MotK
« Reply #33 on: November 16, 2012, 08:06:40 PM »
Apart from Quebec, since when was Canada french?

The French were there first. The British took over around 1755.

"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

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Re: Time To Atone For Your Sins, MotK
« Reply #34 on: November 16, 2012, 08:07:49 PM »
I have to work at the library shortly at a desk that has a YOLO joke taped to the front of it.

I'm going to hell aren't I. :(
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Re: Time To Atone For Your Sins, MotK
« Reply #35 on: November 16, 2012, 08:17:13 PM »
I have to work at the library shortly at a desk that has a YOLO joke taped to the front of it.

I'm going to hell aren't I. :(
that depends if you only library once

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Re: Time To Atone For Your Sins, MotK
« Reply #36 on: November 16, 2012, 08:17:52 PM »
I have to work at the library shortly at a desk that has a YOLO joke taped to the front of it.

I'm going to hell aren't I. :(

You are indeed. You know, Jack Black is said to have said that "YOLO is 'carpe diem' for stupid people." The phrase "carpe diem" first gained pop culture attention in the movie Dead Poet's Society, starring Robin Williams. While that was a great role and a great movie, he also played the eponymous main character of one of the worst movies ever made, Patch Adams. Your penance is to compose a 10-stanza kenning wherein Patch Adams tries to cheer up Gengetsu on her deathbed.

"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

Re: Time To Atone For Your Sins, MotK
« Reply #37 on: November 16, 2012, 08:25:37 PM »
I'm inexplicably attracted to women in aviation gear.

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Re: Time To Atone For Your Sins, MotK
« Reply #38 on: November 16, 2012, 08:28:08 PM »
I crave chocolate-flavored powdered milk at odd hours.


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Re: Time To Atone For Your Sins, MotK
« Reply #39 on: November 16, 2012, 08:35:22 PM »
today i drew some touhou instead of drawing a phone.
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Re: Time To Atone For Your Sins, MotK
« Reply #40 on: November 16, 2012, 08:39:15 PM »
I touch myself at night. :<

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Re: Time To Atone For Your Sins, MotK
« Reply #41 on: November 16, 2012, 08:39:59 PM »
Spoiler:
I'm constantly thinking of having the girls in my class as sex slaves

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Re: Time To Atone For Your Sins, MotK
« Reply #42 on: November 16, 2012, 08:48:07 PM »
I fed my dog white chocolate. Does that make me racist  :ohdear:

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Re: Time To Atone For Your Sins, MotK
« Reply #43 on: November 16, 2012, 08:49:36 PM »
I'm inexplicably attracted to women in aviation gear.

Oh, so, you think I'm going to make you write a love poem to Amelia Earhart? Nice try, Mr. Reverse Psychology. No, your penance is to clear the first five levels of this game and screencap and post results.

I crave chocolate-flavored powdered milk at odd hours.

I feel sorry for your pancreas. Your penance is to draw and post a picture of a sad pancreas.

today i drew some touhou instead of drawing a phone.

Shirking assignments? Disgraceful. You must draw and post a picture of five very different types of phones. One of them must be Candlestick telephone.

I touch myself at night. :<

Ugh, seriously? No one cares. Why would you share this? Do you think anyone wants to imagine this?

For your penance, you must change your avatar to one that represents the opposite of sex. This is what you will use.

Spoiler:
I'm constantly thinking of having the girls in my class as sex slaves

How sexist! For your penance, you are to sing, record, and post a song praising Janeane Garofalo to the tune of "She'll Be Coming 'Round The Mountain".

I fed my dog white chocolate. Does that make me racist  :ohdear:

Yes it does. For your penance, you must watch and review an episode of Through The Wormhole, starring Morgan Freeman, in 300 words or less.

"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

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Re: Time To Atone For Your Sins, MotK
« Reply #44 on: November 16, 2012, 08:51:17 PM »
My headset is broken and I am le poor. :V

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Re: Time To Atone For Your Sins, MotK
« Reply #45 on: November 16, 2012, 08:52:17 PM »
My headset is broken and I am le poor. :V

Then write the lyrics.

"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

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Re: Time To Atone For Your Sins, MotK
« Reply #46 on: November 16, 2012, 08:53:47 PM »
LIBERA ME EX INFERNIS.

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EDITEDIT: Hilariously my title and text still fit.
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Re: Time To Atone For Your Sins, MotK
« Reply #47 on: November 16, 2012, 08:57:11 PM »

Congratulations, Alliterator! You have successfully repented for your sin, and have been absolved. Go forth now, with a pure heart, into Paradise.

After you have left your avatar this way for another 7 days.

"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

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Re: Time To Atone For Your Sins, MotK
« Reply #48 on: November 16, 2012, 08:58:09 PM »
Congratulations, Alliterator! You have successfully repented for your sin, and have been absolved. Go forth now, with a pure heart, into Paradise.

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After you have left your avatar this way for another 7 days.

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Re: Time To Atone For Your Sins, MotK
« Reply #49 on: November 16, 2012, 08:58:33 PM »
I touch myself at night. :<
Naughty naughty :I
Also I'm too lazy to play Touhou, I have completed the sin of sloth :<
The French were there first. The British took over around 1755.
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Re: Time To Atone For Your Sins, MotK
« Reply #50 on: November 16, 2012, 08:58:54 PM »
I play DotA.
I tried competitive DotA.

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Re: Time To Atone For Your Sins, MotK
« Reply #51 on: November 16, 2012, 09:00:16 PM »
I own Counter-Strike: Source AND Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. :V

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Re: Time To Atone For Your Sins, MotK
« Reply #52 on: November 16, 2012, 09:00:46 PM »
I think "U.N. Owen was Her?" and "Septette for the Dead Princess" are just OK songs.

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Re: Time To Atone For Your Sins, MotK
« Reply #53 on: November 16, 2012, 09:09:51 PM »
Even Deities aren't immune to sinning...

I have not watched over, or updated, Shino's adventures (or training) for a number of months; and having not written anything for NaNo for the past 6 days has not helped my state at all.
Please forgive me, Shikieiki.

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Re: Time To Atone For Your Sins, MotK
« Reply #54 on: November 16, 2012, 09:15:06 PM »
Ah, a conflict of faith! That is indeed a pickle. It seems you need to get in touch with your religious side. As you are a home-brewer, I think it's time you said a Ha-Gafen over the fruits of your labors. For proof of such, you can post photos, video, or describe the experience in detail.

But it's the saying of the blessings that's causing a crisis of faith - that is bringing faith into my atheism.  My sin isn't against being a good Jew, it's against being a good atheist.   :ohdear: :doushio:

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Re: Time To Atone For Your Sins, MotK
« Reply #55 on: November 16, 2012, 09:23:21 PM »
I'm sure you had your reasons. However, this is unfortunately technically a sin. Therefore, for your penance you must draw a sketch of you doing something genuinely nice for Ichirin Kumoi.

What could be nicer than making someone a pizza?



For clarity, what we are looking at here is a Digiorno pizza topped with three Red Baron Single Serve pizzas, which are, in turn, each topped with four Pizza Bagels.

Pizzaception.jpg.
« Last Edit: November 16, 2012, 11:17:29 PM by Jay T. Dawgsstyles »

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Re: Time To Atone For Your Sins, MotK
« Reply #56 on: November 16, 2012, 09:28:31 PM »

Spoiler:
I actually doubled over laughing for a solid minute there.

Congratulations, JT! You have successfully repented for your sin, and have been absolved. Go forth now, with a pure heart, into Paradise.

And keep your antacid tablets handy!

Also I'm too lazy to play Touhou, I have completed the sin of sloth

That's too bad. You are hereby banished to Hell, where vicious demons will feast upon your soul for eternity. Begone!

More penances will be coming soon for the rest of you - the Yama needs to go to a magazine staff party consult with the gods for a while. Feel free to post more sins - penances will most assuredly be given!
« Last Edit: November 16, 2012, 09:32:00 PM by Tengukami »

"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

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Re: Time To Atone For Your Sins, MotK
« Reply #57 on: November 16, 2012, 09:31:37 PM »
Dat Ichirinface.

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Re: Time To Atone For Your Sins, MotK
« Reply #58 on: November 16, 2012, 10:17:09 PM »
I yell at people for liking things I don't like that are bad. The things are bad, not the people. But the people are sometimes bad too but that's only a correlation.

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Re: Time To Atone For Your Sins, MotK
« Reply #59 on: November 16, 2012, 10:54:31 PM »
Oh great and mighty Eiki, I beseech ye!  I am guilty of making an inane and overly formal post to a person pretending to be a character of a fictional series!

How must I cleanse myself!?