Welp, played my placement games:
Won 5, lost 5.
The games I lost were due to the following:
1: Botlane feeding. I was winning mid as Ryze until the 11/0 MF from botlane came up.
2: 'I'll carry' says Ezreal. Builds some weird hybrid build with Gunblade, Manamune, Deathcap, Archangel's and other AP items. Needless to say he had no damage.
3: A legitimate loss I think. Can't recall went WRONG that game so it couldn't have been a bad game, although I do recall losing the nexus towers because my team decided to chase while 3 inhibs were down and Malphite can't clear super creeps brilliantly.
4: Lastpick picks Caitlyn when we need support. Lee Sin demands to go botlane with Caitlyn, forceing Urgot top, 2v1 because the other team had no jungler. Mid feeds, bot feeds, top feeds. None of them have any map awareness:
I go to gank top while they're at Urgot's tower. Urgot has Ult. He ignores me, lets them kill me, then goes in, and swaps when he's on 300 HP and not at his tower anymore.
After top is down, Fed Fiora and Sion try to kill me after getting red. I get to mid, between the two towers. Kennen is at the tower, not far at all. He has Ultimate. He ignores them, and lets them kill me and run along without getting stunned between two turrets and getting double killed. <_<
5: I firstpick Lulu because the 11/0 MF is in the game on my team. She picks MF. Then we get a Fiora toplane. Then a Kassidin mid. Then last pick picks Xin Zhao and announces him and Kassidin are botlane. Kassidin lets out some intelligiable moonrune-like language. Me and MF are basically forced midlane because Fiora wants top still. We have no jungler, they have Amumu. None of our team has escapes.
The only english Kassidin said the whole game was accuseing me of feeding as Lulu when I was 0-5-12, and a lot of my deaths were from saveing people's butts. [Not to mention he had an even worse score, and had LESS THAN 20 CS and was TWO LEVELS BELOW ME. WHEN I WAS SUPPORT.]
I came out of placement with 1203 ELO [Hey, that's above average!] and a high of 1275. [Hey, I coulda been bronze if not for trolls!]
Oh, my LOL name is Raikaria; and I'm EUW.
Also my ranked KDA as Kog'Maw is 27:1. Nerf plz.