Author Topic: Cirno's Perfect Secret Santa: Secret Hard with a Vengeance  (Read 11054 times)

HakureiSM

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Re: Secret's Secret Secret Secret: Secret Secret with a Secret
« Reply #270 on: December 27, 2011, 09:32:04 PM »
You jerks know nothing about being secret about the Secret Santa :V
Specially you Nietz

I havent opened mine btw because I just got out of the car orz, will edit this post with them pics of whatever I got
e1: It says "doll" on the customs form and that's it
e2: here we go


You got my name wrong bro :V
Like, twice


... whoops :derp:


wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

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I got a ridiculously cute jesus christ Reimu nendoroid plushie :3

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« Last Edit: December 28, 2011, 09:42:12 PM by HakureiSM »
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Re: Secret's Secret Secret Secret: Secret Secret with a Secret
« Reply #271 on: December 27, 2011, 10:19:04 PM »
You're screwed now, you know that right Haku?

Having a shrinemaiden in your house now. Prepare to run low on food, money and love.

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Re: Secret's Secret Secret Secret: Secret Secret with a Secret
« Reply #272 on: December 27, 2011, 11:06:38 PM »
It's my third Reimu, so no :V

wait maybe that's why I'm always out of money

As for love, nonsense, she's full of love <3~
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Re: Secret's Secret Secret Secret: Secret Secret with a Secret
« Reply #273 on: December 28, 2011, 12:02:02 AM »
The box I got was unmarked, which was quite suspicious. However, a telltale clue was all I would need for identification. That's for later, though. Lessee what we've got here. Oh, and sorry for crap cell phone pics. It's what I had on hand.

SCIENCE! It actually describes my career pretty well since I've spent the last 10 years or so working in labs in some capacity. I've worked with human, bovine, and mouse blood, liver tissue, cancer cells, white blood cells, all sorts of chemicals, electrical equipment, mechanical testing devices, potent acids and bases,
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and the occasional sewer water sample.
That, and my philosophy on so many things boils down to "poke it with a stick and see what happens". It doesn't help that I wanted to invest what money I got for Christmas toward this handy little book here. Hence, I'll soon be making my own potato gun, homemade taser, and thermite.

And here we have a set of cups fashioned in the shape of Ctrl, Alt, and Del keys. A trio very close to my heart considering my 8 year hatelove affair with my last PC, which would freeze up upon trying to play games that required a lot of memory usage, any web browser, or if you started up Solitaire and a breeze came in through the window. I might not use such a function as much with my new PC, but I still overdo things every so often. The dimensions of the cups are listed at (6.5cm)^3, allowing for just short of 275mL of a beverage to fit in them.

Now to put these puppies to good use and live up to the statement on the shirt. Get over here, Delete.

In this experiment, 120mL of egg nog were mixed with 60mL of frappuccino. The mixture was then heated to approximately 90?C via microwave oven (Sunbeam model no. SBM7500W 120V AC 60Hz single phase). Approximately 25g of hot chocolate mix was dissolved in the mixture, bringing the total volume up to approximately 210mL. Said mixture was air-cooled down to approximately 60?C before oral consumption. The end result is a beverage that provides the benefit of glucose for brain function, chocolate for increased serotonin secretion for feelings of JOOOOY, and caffeine, which acts as a metabolic stimulant to assist in processing the glucose and serotonin. Truly, a beverage that suits any scientist.

Now, according to the billing address on the receipt inside the box my schwag came in, this particular Secret Santa hails from Brazil. The only people I know from Brazil are Blanka and HakureiSM, so I'm going to point the blame at him. To further compound this evidence, the name on said billing address matches up with the delivery address in Haku's post above. Unfortunately, Haku didn't use either of his two Swiss bank accounts to purchase said goods, so it's easy to whittle down potential suspects. Either that, or someone was clever enough to open an account in his neck of the woods with the same name simply to make it easy to pin it on him, or Haku's opening someone else's present in order to deceive us all further. Petty vengeance seekers haven't been ruled out and nor have exceptional lengths to escape detection, either.

Thanks, bro.

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HakureiSM

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Re: Secret's Secret Secret Secret: Secret Secret with a Secret
« Reply #274 on: December 28, 2011, 12:13:17 AM »
the delivery address in Haku's post above.
Whoops, fuck, fixing that.

Glad you like the stuff, I had a clue but didn't realize they were such a perfect match
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Re: Secret's Secret Secret Secret: Secret Secret with a Secret
« Reply #275 on: December 28, 2011, 07:30:27 AM »
You jerks know nothing about being secret about the Secret Santa :V
Specially you Nietz
In my defense, I assumed the secret part only went until you opened your gift.  :3

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Re: Secret's Secret Secret Secret: Secret Secret with a Secret
« Reply #276 on: December 28, 2011, 07:34:32 AM »
Going back home tomorrow, which means I finally get to crack into my SS gift! \o/ The anticipation is killing me.

Whoops, fuck, fixing that.

Glad you like the stuff, I had a clue but didn't realize they were such a perfect match

Too late. I have already sent you a full Moriya nendoroid set to do battle against your trio of Reimus.
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HakureiSM

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Re: Secret's Secret Secret Secret: Secret Secret with a Secret
« Reply #277 on: December 28, 2011, 01:57:24 PM »
Too late. I have already sent you a full Moriya nendoroid set to do battle against your trio of Reimus.
Well they'll be welcome, I'll hug and love Suwako and Kanako and hang the slut somewhere :3

Also

happy kazoku
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Re: Secret's Secret Secret Secret: Secret Secret with a Secret
« Reply #278 on: December 28, 2011, 10:26:09 PM »
Well they'll be welcome, I'll hug and love Suwako and Kanako and hang the slut somewhere :3

Also

happy kazoku
look at all that weeaboo

Spoiler:
still has nothing on me though

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Re: Secret's Secret Secret Secret: Secret Secret with a Secret
« Reply #279 on: December 29, 2011, 01:36:24 AM »
well in terms of numbers Haku took the cup home,
I however, probably won by sheer number of erotic dakimakuras.
(though I never used them as yet and it is a mystery why I keep collecting them like stamps)

anyway, that was a better plushie than expected, we got these in the store being sold here but they are always....crumply for some reason and are dirtied up, how does one wash down a plushie?
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Re: Secret's Secret Secret Secret: Secret Secret with a Secret
« Reply #280 on: December 29, 2011, 07:10:39 AM »
What are those in the bottom right? Dinosaurs?  Much better than the rest of those girly trophies.

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Re: Secret's Secret Secret Secret: Secret Secret with a Secret
« Reply #281 on: December 29, 2011, 10:47:21 AM »
I'm admiring the coca-cola can.

I eat squirrels.

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« Reply #282 on: December 29, 2011, 09:05:39 PM »
Hey Nietz, does that gear heart actually turn properly and stuff? Wanna see how it looks mid-turn :D

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Re: Secret's Secret Secret Secret: Secret Secret with a Secret
« Reply #283 on: December 29, 2011, 09:13:57 PM »
Also

happy kazoku
:*
I wish I had half of those guys.

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Re: Secret's Secret Secret Secret: Secret Secret with a Secret
« Reply #284 on: December 30, 2011, 02:15:22 PM »
Also
[picture deleted bla]
happy kazoku

that's awesome :V I only have two figures so far, going to get a few more next year.
I hope that I can exchange my Star Wars Action Fleet collection with Touhou Figures one day xD (which I have 13 of :V)

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Re: Secret's Secret Secret Secret: Secret Secret with a Secret
« Reply #285 on: December 30, 2011, 08:16:01 PM »
protip don't buy griffon figures

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Re: Secret's Secret Secret Secret: Secret Secret with a Secret
« Reply #286 on: December 30, 2011, 10:09:37 PM »
Who are we waiting on, as of now? I mean, who is still waiting on stuff and who hasn't posted their contents yet?

Surely we're missing a fair amount of people...  :ohdear:

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Re: Secret's Secret Secret Secret: Secret Secret with a Secret
« Reply #287 on: December 30, 2011, 10:30:24 PM »
protip don't buy griffon figures
why not
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Re: Secret's Secret Secret Secret: Secret Secret with a Secret
« Reply #288 on: December 31, 2011, 02:41:09 AM »
Quality control and IMO everything looks derpy. At least stay the hell away from the Figutto line. I bought my Marisa new and one of the replaceable hands pretty much broke on me right out of the box, her left foot is rotated wrong and there's no way to fix it, her hat is pretty much guaranteed to fall off in a normal standing pose, and overall her limbs just feel way too brittle. The hands were easily fixable, but it's a problem if you buy something new and it starts screwing up instantaneously.

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Re: Secret's Secret Secret Secret: Secret Secret with a Secret
« Reply #289 on: December 31, 2011, 08:08:13 AM »
Wow that sounds awful

They seem so pretty, though, and I'd heard good things before. This is surprising.
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Re: Secret's Secret Secret Secret: Secret Secret with a Secret
« Reply #290 on: January 01, 2012, 05:39:59 AM »
Ooooh, I'm so jealous of all the wonderful gifts everyone's getting.  I might just have to participate in next year's Secret Santa myself to get in on all of this. :D

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Re: Secret's Secret Secret Secret: Secret Secret with a Secret
« Reply #291 on: January 03, 2012, 06:03:26 AM »
Incredibly late, I know. Anyway, I got a shirt and a Hisoutensoku OST from somebody from Washington. I guess they're good. :V. Thanks.
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Re: Secret's Secret Secret Secret: Secret Secret with a Secret
« Reply #292 on: January 03, 2012, 06:17:23 AM »
Woulda fetched mine from the post office yesterday but it was a public holiday which I forgot about. I'll be picking it up after breakfast.

SS collected with no troubles from customs :D

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My partner's effort to have it reach me on time is appreciated.

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Santa Tewi? I'd bet she's here to clean me out more like :V

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Reisen only being good for her sex appeal. The drawing style and the :3 faces are a giveaway that it's JT. (I also mindhaxxed that it was you sending to me before it arrived)

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Onto the goodies for nomming!

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Tewi bling. Badges, cufflinks, earrings? I don't know where I want to wear them :V

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In closing, I'm sure this is JT himself on the squirrel's body :D

Thanks JT-bro for keeping my luck going in getting Tewi stuff for the third year in Secret Santa.
« Last Edit: January 03, 2012, 10:32:58 AM by Pesco »

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Re: Secret's Secret Secret Secret: Secret Secret with a Secret
« Reply #293 on: January 03, 2012, 02:03:54 PM »
Hey Nietz, does that gear heart actually turn properly and stuff? Wanna see how it looks mid-turn :D
Wow, I hadn't realized it could turn! Maybe because it feel a little hard in place the first time I tried.
Here's what it looks like mid-turn. Pretty surrealistic.

That makes it an even more amazing gift. Thanks a lot Drake!

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« Reply #294 on: January 04, 2012, 05:41:59 AM »
Excellent. But I'm not from Massachusetts! OooOoOoo~

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« Reply #295 on: January 04, 2012, 04:32:51 PM »
Boer stuff

Holy crap I want that Reisen drawing scanned, colored, cleaned, and posted STAT.

I will pay money for this endeavour.

AMERICAN money. 

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« Reply #296 on: January 05, 2012, 03:27:15 AM »
I can only say I deeply regret not sending drawings to my SS receiver.

how sad.
why didn't I think of it lol.
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« Reply #297 on: January 13, 2012, 04:15:08 AM »
Bizarre. Over two weeks later, and after several Steam invites, a few e-mails, a PM, and contacting of Steam support (and no reply after a few days), I still have no notification of having gotten my gifts through Steam, or even a response - just those e-mails saying I got said gifts on the 25th. No pending gifts to claim either, and inventory is empty outside TF2/Portal 2 items and 5 coupons from the holiday sale.

I presume that either the gift delivery was cancelled, Steam had issues at the time of sending, and/or that all my requests to re-send them have been pretty much ignored. This is very, very awkward; at the very least a response would've been nice....>:(
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Re: Secret's Secret Secret Secret: Secret Secret with a Secret
« Reply #298 on: January 16, 2012, 08:13:44 PM »
Heck yeah, xkcd.

HakureiSM

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Re: Secret's Secret Secret Secret: Secret Secret with a Secret
« Reply #299 on: January 16, 2012, 08:41:22 PM »
Do we have everyone yet?
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also hi vic[/size]
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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