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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #60 on: October 09, 2011, 05:29:53 AM »
>cast "Rain of Tea!".  It shall now rain tea, and someone will seep in enough Chemical X to become a dark wizard in my tower!

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #61 on: October 09, 2011, 06:42:44 AM »
>Host an Oktoberfest

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #62 on: October 09, 2011, 06:51:57 AM »
>Do you remember love?


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #63 on: October 09, 2011, 08:46:25 AM »
>Say hi to Pesco.

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #64 on: October 09, 2011, 11:45:47 AM »
> Sneak behind Flan and give her a surprise hug. Let's see how she reacts... She's locked up here for a reason, right?
2: You try to give Flan a hug when someone stops you. It seems that Sakuya found you sneaking around. She takes you outside the basement and asks what you were doing.

> Get eaten by Yuyuko and have my powers absorbed by her
3(-1): You can't find Yuyuko, where could she have gone? She can't have been eaten or anything, right?

> Attempt (again) to use ult: "Convert RtD system to d42".
4(+1): You successfully convert your own rolls to a d42. You have no idea how this will work out, but why the hell not? (+1 roll)

> Become the Ghost in the Shell
2: You fail to become the ghost in the shell.

> Make Dormio give everyone +1
3: Dormio gives everyone a +1 buff. This has no effect on the rolls though. You feel cheated.

> Suika vs Mecha Suika vs Colossus match, go.
5(+1): You have no idea where the mecha Suika came from, but there's something awesome going on here, and you and your adventurer want in. You and your adventurer on the colossus, the mecha Suika, and the original Suika all duke it out, shattering the earth around you.

> I love to pop, lock, jam, and break, I don't think it's even legal for a nerd like me, but then since I'll be thrown into the jail that is life anyway, might as well do it!
4: You don't care who's eyes you're burning, you dance.

> Give her a sibling hug and ask her if she would like to cause an incident (since we didn't have any global RtD for a while)
4(+1): You engage in a nice hug with Yuuka and ask her if she wants to do something like cause an incident together. Yuuka responds that she wants to get a few things sorted. She does wish you luck in your endeavours, though. (+1 roll)

> Ban all active attempts at global RtDs.
4: If anyone from this point on tries to perform a global RtD knowingly, you're going to give them a piece of your mind.

>Inconspicuously walk in from the sidelines, no one will notice, Gensokyo's sidelines are too large
6: You try just blending in with the crowd, and it works surprisingly well. Satori Marokumeiji has reentered the game!

>Dug enough for today, now try to climb back out and figure out how to keep anyone from touching the treasure.
4: You've made a lot of progress, you climb back out and set up some plans to

>Become Ragnaros with the awesome new model and all EQs instead of Sulfurion.
4: You possess the body of the roaming flame lord.

>Have Monstro barge into Flandre's basement and let the High Octane Nightmare fuel that is the Binding of Isaac let loose upon her. Having legions of these abominations would overpower her.

>Execute: Operation Binding of Flandre
2: You continue running from the monstrosities in your world. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

> Head into the forest and find the best spot for a new teahouse.
3: You go back once more into the forest and find

>Become Merlin!
3: You become Merlin, who seems to be feeling the side effects of the sugar high right about now. Being Merlin is suffering.

>Acquire the ability to become a Tekkaman.
5: You gain the ability to transform into a Tekkaman at any time and gain all the associated abilities to boot. (+1 roll)

> Use my Aya skills to steal Utsuho from Orin and Satori.
4: With your speed, you fly into the underground and abduct Utsuho before anyone has a clue about what's going on. You have no idea where you're taking her though.

> Get's depressed for a while before searching for a another player.
4: You feel sad that you're not getting in on any of the action. You decide that you need to do something, casting away your drinks and popcorn, in search of someone to play with.

>demand a reroll
59: Dormio gives you a reroll. Unfortunately, it's lower than before.

>Become the vegetable
1: You become a piece of meat. Which is then eaten by a passing youkai.

> Walk around and try to get used to my new body. It's kinda neat that I'm a doll again, like last RtD.
2(-1): You sit motionless. Alice pokes at you, wondering what's wrong and why you're not moving.

>Obtain Dice
6: You obtain dice by stealing all of Dormio's dice. All of them. Though that leaves you wondering how Dormio will continue to run this topic.
The topic must roll to dodge at the end of this update!

>Reclaim mayorship of human town.
2: In your absence, it seems that the kappa town and human village have merged. There's no need for two mayors.

>Become the sealed evil in a can that destroys the villain that is going to awaken me and attempt to use my powers.
4: You become the sealed evil. The key word here is "sealed".

>Go ask Eirin politely where to find Yorihime
4: You ask Eirin where to find Yorihime. She replies the moon. Unfortunately, you have no idea how to get there. And Eirin decides to use you as a test subject. :ohdear:

> Go back to Shadoweh and cast ?Reversalis ekcots meta, ehur galhcszreh? on her
5(+1): You bring back Shadoweh from the dead so that she can help you search for Kitten4u. Shadoweh has reentered the game!

> Cry that we've fallen down again and spam the world chat with rez requests until someone brings us back.
3: You keep crying for help, and promptly get muted for spam. At least someone helped you up though. (-1 roll)

>cast "Rain of Tea!".  It shall now rain tea, and someone will seep in enough Chemical X to become a dark wizard in my tower!
1: You lose hope in ever distributing your tea and getting a dark wizard for your tower and pack it all away.

>Host an Oktoberfest
3: You throw a giant party with booze all around. Naturally, you take this opportunity to get completely hammered. (-1 roll)

>Do you remember love?
6: You do remember love. And so much more. You have so many things to live for, why aren't you alive right now? You rectify this with your newfound memories. Conqueror has reentered the game!

>Say hi to Pesco.
2: You fail to meet Pesco, you're trapped by pies.

How is the topic rolling to dodge without dice anyway?
The Topic- 1: 「Dormio」"Hey, where the hell are my dice?"
「Dormio」"Guys, has anyone seen my dice?"
「Dormio」"Seriously, this isn't funny."
「Dormio」"..."
Dormio goes on an epic journey to find his dice again, overcoming many hardships and travelling through many foreign lands.
After months of searching, Dormio finds a pair of replacement dice within his reach.
Dormio runs forward into the open field, arms outstreched, reaching for the dice.
And then Dormio is stepped on by an oversized Suika.
「Dormio」"Must... Roll... Dice... So close..."
Dormio presses on, getting up after having been crushed by an oversized Suika still trying to get his dice when Dormio is stepped on again by a mecha Suika.
「Dormio」"Can't... let... down..."
Dormio continues to crawl towards the dice when he's stepped on by a roaming colossus with an adventurer with a funny hat.

Meanwhile, the topic goes stale without any updates. Alas, if only someone hadn't stolen the dice.







「Dormio」"... FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"
« Last Edit: October 09, 2011, 11:56:56 AM by Ran Yakumo »

Captain Infinity

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #65 on: October 09, 2011, 11:47:32 AM »
>Revive the RtD with pies. ALL THE PIES IN THE WORLD. STUFF THEM DOWN DORMIO'S THROAT UNTIL ROLL TO DODGE IS BACK.

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #66 on: October 09, 2011, 11:49:10 AM »
>Revive the RtD with pies. ALL THE PIES IN THE WORLD. STUFF THEM DOWN DORMIO'S THROAT UNTIL ROLL TO DODGE IS BACK.
???: You have no idea how successful your action is. You do get a note in your mail saying that Dormio thanks you for the pie, though.

Captain Infinity

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #67 on: October 09, 2011, 11:50:09 AM »
>Roll pies until I roll a 6 to revive the topic.

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #68 on: October 09, 2011, 12:08:18 PM »
>Roll pies until I roll a 6 to revive the topic.
???: You roll up and smoke some pies. It serves as a decent substitute to RtD.

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #69 on: October 09, 2011, 12:10:16 PM »
>Visit Dormio's house and say hi to him.

Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #70 on: October 09, 2011, 12:11:48 PM »
> Give Dormio a 8ball so he can make a Ball to Dodge

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #71 on: October 09, 2011, 12:21:13 PM »
> Give Dormio an extra mountain of d6's. What roleplayer doesn't have 50 of them?


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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #72 on: October 09, 2011, 12:30:52 PM »
>From sheer terror, tear a hole into the main world of the other players and relax in peace as the horrors instead chase after all the other players.....those damn deformed child-mutants...

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #73 on: October 09, 2011, 12:56:18 PM »
>Use Godlike Elemental Powers to make RtD alive.

<Nietz> Anyway, sex toys alone won't come up to 11k.
[18:48] <Warma> There must have been a new depth, where you've sunk as a person. Then you dug through that.

Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #74 on: October 09, 2011, 01:00:57 PM »
>Flip a coin. Heads = success, tails = failure. Also, play around with our trumpet.

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #75 on: October 09, 2011, 01:06:14 PM »
>Visit Dormio's house and say hi to him.
Yo, what's up.

> Give Dormio a 8ball so he can make a Ball to Dodge
Quote
[00:02] <Naoto_Dormogane> @8ball Roll to dodge?
[00:02] <+Keine-tan> Naoto_Dormogane: _I_ don't know.
[00:03] <Naoto_Dormogane> @8ball continue to roll to dodge?
[00:03] <+Keine-tan> Naoto_Dormogane: You know the answer better than I
I DUNNO MAN.

> Give Dormio an extra mountain of d6's. What roleplayer doesn't have 50 of them?
Dormio drowns in the mountain of d6's.

>From sheer terror, tear a hole into the main world of the other players and relax in peace as the horrors instead chase after all the other players.....those damn deformed child-mutants...
???: Did you escape? Nobody knows.

>Use Godlike Elemental Powers to make RtD alive.
???: You have no idea how much control you have over your powers.

>Flip a coin. Heads = success, tails = failure. Also, play around with our trumpet.
Quote
[00:05] <Naoto_Dormogane> @coin
[00:05] <+Keine-tan> Naoto_Dormogane: heads
You successfully play with your trumpet.

Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #76 on: October 09, 2011, 01:14:27 PM »
>@coin Spontaneously sleep and wake up.

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #77 on: October 09, 2011, 01:37:04 PM »
> Sit down and wait while pondering what'll happen next and why Kyo's and my own updates were cut off.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #78 on: October 09, 2011, 02:05:12 PM »
I broke the universe yay

>Give Dormio only 1 Die.

>Obtain a name

ActionDan

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #79 on: October 09, 2011, 02:08:56 PM »
>Command Dormio to make an end-game scene.

Don't lynch me.

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #80 on: October 09, 2011, 02:09:44 PM »
>Who needs dice? Just use Keine's 8ball.  :3


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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #81 on: October 09, 2011, 02:18:32 PM »
> Well shit, we didn't plan that part of the plan out. Ask Utsuho: "Well, do you have any bright ideas on where to go?"

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #82 on: October 09, 2011, 02:34:48 PM »
> Shoot the Bullet Dice

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #83 on: October 09, 2011, 02:43:27 PM »
> Obtain dice in adventurer's inventory

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #84 on: October 09, 2011, 02:46:46 PM »
FFFFF- goddamnitwhynow X 2

> Give Sakuya a completely innocuous reason for having been there. Completely ignoring what happened to the topic will fix it, right?

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #85 on: October 09, 2011, 03:04:28 PM »
>@coin: Find some d6 for the thread to use.
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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #86 on: October 09, 2011, 03:05:21 PM »
>@coin > ban dice and rename it flip to dodge

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #87 on: October 09, 2011, 03:16:59 PM »
@coin

Walk with Infinity to Dormio's house to say hi, before said other people rage at me for sucking at dots.

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #88 on: October 09, 2011, 03:50:20 PM »
>@Coin Replace flipping coins with rolling pencils

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #89 on: October 09, 2011, 03:53:32 PM »
>Snatch Utsuho from herdcrabs.
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