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Dormio Ergo Sum

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I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Concluded)
« on: October 06, 2011, 10:51:54 PM »
Old topic here

What is the story or "Roll to Dodge!"?

"You wake up in a grassy field. Go!"

Roll to Dodge! is a unique text adventure, in that you don't control one character. You control yourself. Each person that submits an action will be acting of their own accord, on their own character. Characters may interact with the environment and each other any way they wish. Because of this, you may only submit one action per roll. I will take the latest action you submit, and if you accidentally make two actions at once, I will take only the second one. If I catch it before the time I update, however, I'll attempt to leave a warning.

Updates will take place at around 9:00PM GMT +10. Basically, once a day.

What kind of actions you can perform? Well, first of all, try to avoid doing something too obscene. Outside of that, however, your actions and the consequences are only ruled by two things: Your imagination, and these:


That's right! When I update every day, I will be rolling a die. This is part of the reason behind why this game is called "Roll to Dodge!" Any action you make has a chance of failure or success based on the outcome of a 1d6 roll. Here's a breakdown of what happens:

1 - Epic Fail: The exact opposite happens
2 - Fail: You fail to complete the action
3 - Troubling Success: You complete the action, however not without trouble or damage.
4 - Success: You complete the action. That's it.
5 - Perfect Success: You complete the action well enough that you receive a boost from the outcome
6 - Overshoot: You complete the action so utterly thoroughly that something unintended happens.

Of course, the other part of the reason why this game is called "Roll to Dodge!" is because you also have to dodge things. Players may attack one another, and the Environment (as well as any denizens of which) may attack players of their own free will as well. If you are attacked, I will automatically roll for your character. Here is a breakdown of how the roll affects you:

1 - Fatal Wound: You die
2 - Serious Wound: If attacked again within the next two turns, if you roll a 3 or lower, you will die.
3 - Grazed Wound: Your next roll will suffer a -1 penelty
4 - Graze Clothing: You take no damage, Nothing happens
5 - Graze Score: Your next roll will gain a +1 boon
6 - Counter: The attack will - If a player - be forced to roll to dodge, or if part of the environment, be destroied/defeated.

In short:
- You control your own character
- You can submit (almost) any action
- Every 24 hours, I will roll a die to see if you succeed or fail your action
- You wake up in a grassy field. Go!


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« Last Edit: October 10, 2011, 02:48:20 AM by Ran Yakumo »

Bardiche

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2011, 10:59:37 PM »
Are the dead still dead?

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2011, 11:00:25 PM »
> Start digging for treasure.

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2011, 11:01:15 PM »
Are the dead still dead?
I am currently in the process of moving everything that happened in the previous topic to here.
I take no responsibility for strange anomalies and/or distortions in the very fabric of reality occurring.

Bardiche

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2011, 11:09:02 PM »
> Distort the very fabric of reality.

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2011, 11:40:44 PM »
> Literally tear the Fabric of Reality

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2011, 12:10:53 AM »
> Head towards Alice's house and talk to her about helping me re-establish my Doll Army, Navy and Air Force with the stuff I have gathered while getting here.

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2011, 12:16:15 AM »
> Eats popcorn.

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2011, 12:52:38 AM »
> Trust is nice. Especially when you abuse it. Sneak into the part of the SDM where Flan is locked up and see what happens. Whatever happens, don't attack Flan.

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2011, 01:57:02 AM »
> Farm creeps for lvls.

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2011, 02:02:25 AM »
As i've said before

>Turn into Hybrid Reaver, construct Hybrid Towers in Infinity's base to help with defenses.

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2011, 03:22:33 AM »
To make it a bit easier on the parser:

> Establish a tea house in the forest.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2011, 03:53:47 AM »
>New thread? Forget everything that happened in the old one, start off by taking it easy.
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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2011, 04:28:09 AM »
>Go harass Yuuka Gotta do things right, Go hang out with Yorihime.

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2011, 05:11:24 AM »
>Become Grand King of Cleanliness.
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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #15 on: October 07, 2011, 06:50:04 AM »
>Extract essence of water by peeing standing up, something none of the other players can do.

Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #16 on: October 07, 2011, 07:37:09 AM »
>Utilize a warp in the space-time continum to re-enter the world of the living.

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #18 on: October 07, 2011, 08:45:15 AM »
>Drop in from the sky.
My first attempt at storywriting, looking for critique

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #19 on: October 07, 2011, 10:27:09 AM »
Hmm, sorry guys, no update today.
There will be one tomorrow though!

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #20 on: October 07, 2011, 10:35:14 AM »
>Check if I'm still as dead as a zombie fairy can be.

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #21 on: October 07, 2011, 10:46:09 AM »
Hmm, sorry guys, no update today.
There will be one tomorrow though!

Understood, now I can play some RTS.

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #22 on: October 07, 2011, 11:36:05 AM »
>Somehow resurrect Hero999 using lots and lots of pies. This Thor has an easy bake oven. Don't mess with me bro.
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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #23 on: October 07, 2011, 11:38:16 AM »
> Become really lucky.

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #24 on: October 07, 2011, 05:17:48 PM »
Well, things are getting interesting!

(Repost from last thread.)
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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #25 on: October 08, 2011, 12:57:19 AM »
re-posting from old thread.

>add chemical X into a tea bag and wait for a lucky consumer to turn into a dark wizard!

Don't lynch me.

Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #26 on: October 08, 2011, 01:50:15 AM »
Reposting!
>How the hell does a ghost die? We weren't alive to begin with.

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #27 on: October 08, 2011, 02:36:23 AM »
>ride the firelord into the sunset
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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #28 on: October 08, 2011, 08:09:51 AM »
Hmm, sorry guys, no update today.
There will be one tomorrow though!
That's fine.  Bob is drunbk tonight anyway.

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Re: I WARNED YOU ABOUT DICE BRO!!!! (Dormio's RtD Continued)
« Reply #29 on: October 08, 2011, 10:26:34 AM »
Hmm, sorry guys, no update today.
There will be one tomorrow though!
The question is, when?