Author Topic: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Austria Wins!)  (Read 32426 times)

Schezo

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
« Reply #90 on: October 03, 2011, 06:23:09 PM »
Needs more backstab and murder.

Kitten4u

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
« Reply #91 on: October 03, 2011, 06:33:24 PM »
I am indeed missing orders from someone.  I will let you have fun guessing who it is!  Someone also sent me an illegal move, so I need to get that sorted out
My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
A life cool.. where can I download one of those?
Hurray for apathy!

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Edible

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
« Reply #92 on: October 03, 2011, 06:46:50 PM »
I am indeed missing orders from someone.

conq

Bardiche

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
« Reply #93 on: October 03, 2011, 07:03:24 PM »
Needs more backstab and murder.

Used all of mine up on you. :toot:

Schezo

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
« Reply #94 on: October 03, 2011, 07:06:40 PM »
How boring. It appears you'll be dying next then.

Pesco

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
« Reply #95 on: October 03, 2011, 07:06:57 PM »
Schezo we should really stop holding up the game...

Bardiche

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
« Reply #96 on: October 03, 2011, 07:28:42 PM »
How boring. It appears you'll be dying next then.

No matter. I'll achieve my goal, one way or the other. As long as my allies remain party to my plot, I may bow out with my personal victory condition satisfied.

Conqueror

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
« Reply #97 on: October 03, 2011, 08:32:23 PM »
conq

Is it that obvious? :V

Prod acknowledged; I'll get to sending in my orders later (i.e. within the next hour or so).


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

Bardiche

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
« Reply #98 on: October 03, 2011, 09:10:38 PM »
You should re-consider my offer to merge our nations as one, Conqueror, so that I shall be able to speak for both your fleet and mine. :V

Conqueror

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
« Reply #99 on: October 03, 2011, 09:20:28 PM »
Allow me to make a counter offer. Wouldn't the armies and fleets of Norway be more pleasant to the eyes with the standard of The Empire flying over them?
« Last Edit: October 03, 2011, 09:22:31 PM by Conqueror »


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

Bardiche

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
« Reply #100 on: October 03, 2011, 09:32:37 PM »
The Nordic Empire? It looks rather fetching on them indeed.

Permit me counter your counter offer: how about I come take your lands, by force?

PX

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
« Reply #101 on: October 03, 2011, 09:40:10 PM »
I think you two should merge and become the Nordic Empire :V

Conqueror

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
« Reply #102 on: October 03, 2011, 09:44:01 PM »
Permit me counter your counter offer: how about I come take your lands, by force?
M-m-mongrels. You can't touch my tracts of land unless I say you can!

I think Austria and Russia should merge and have Thanksgiving dinner.  :3


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

Bardiche

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
« Reply #103 on: October 03, 2011, 09:46:33 PM »
Well, we can solve this civilly, like gentlemen with crumpets and tea, or we can have a stand-off for two years while we're trying to convince the nations surrounding our opposition to join in the brawl. The question is, would Spain be amenable to a charge on England? :D

Schezo

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
« Reply #104 on: October 03, 2011, 09:55:33 PM »
The question is, is it easier to take an island or a small disconnection from the mainland? :derp:

Bardiche

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
« Reply #105 on: October 03, 2011, 09:59:02 PM »
I admit I have the weaker strategical location due to multiple allies Conqueror could call on, but no matter! The Nordic Empire has earned a reputation of trust and sincerity, of steadfast and staunch support of its promises.

Conqueror

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
« Reply #106 on: October 03, 2011, 09:59:28 PM »
Hey, I'm always up for a party. You're hosting though; visitors always leave a mess, and I don't want to clean up after the Russians.

And no we're not having an island getaway bash.


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

Dormio Ergo Sum

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
« Reply #107 on: October 03, 2011, 10:00:51 PM »
And no we're not having an island getaway bash.
B-but... You... You promised...
*Dormio sulks and cries in a corner*

Bardiche

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
« Reply #108 on: October 03, 2011, 10:10:19 PM »
Hey, I'm always up for a party. You're hosting though; visitors always leave a mess, and I don't want to clean up after the Russians.

And no we're not having an island getaway bash.

Oh, no, I insist you be the host of this party. We'll simply not invite Russia, it'll be just Spain and I to pay visit to your lovely nations.

Kitten4u

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
« Reply #109 on: October 04, 2011, 12:35:23 AM »


Austria:   
A bud - ser
A bul Supports A bud - ser
A mun Holds
F tri Supports A tyr - ven
A tyr - ven
     Bounced with ven (2 against 2).
 
England:     
F bel - pic
A edi - lvp
A hol - bel
F ire - iri
F lon Supports F nth - eng
F nth - eng
 
Italy:
F ion Supports F tun
A mar - cat
     Bounced with gas (1 against 1).         
F nap - tys
A pie Supports A ven
A ser - rum     
    Failed because F rum - bla failed.
    Dislodged from bud (2 against 1).       
F tun Supports F nap - tys
     Support cut by Move from North Africa.
A ven Holds
 
Norway:
F ber Holds
A den -> kie
F hel -> nth
A kie - ruh
A nwy Holds
 
Russia:
F con Holds
A mos - sev
     Failed because A sev - arm failed.
A pru Holds
F rum - bla
     Bounced with arm (1 against 1).        
A sev - arm       
     Failed because  F arm - bla failed.        
A sil Holds
F stp Holds
A war - ukr
 
Spain:
A gas - cat
     Bounced with mar (1 against 1).
F mao - wes
A naf - tun
     Bounced with tun (1 against 2).
A par - bur
F wes - lyo
   
Turkey:
F arm - bla
     Bounced with rum (1 against 1).       
A smy - con
     Bounced with con (1 against 1).


Retreat orders are due October 4 at 9 PM EDT (no fancy counter)
My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
A life cool.. where can I download one of those?
Hurray for apathy!

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ActionDan

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
« Reply #110 on: October 04, 2011, 01:31:03 AM »
Alright, Is it classified information to know if people changed orders after deadline proper?

I motion that we decide if people can submit new orders after deadline proper passes in the case where one or more belligerents does not submit an order first. 

Retreat to albania

Don't lynch me.

Kitten4u

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
« Reply #111 on: October 04, 2011, 01:38:50 AM »
Once I start updating, no orders can be changed; any order can be changed before then as per rule 2.
My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
A life cool.. where can I download one of those?
Hurray for apathy!

DA|Tumblr

PX

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
« Reply #112 on: October 04, 2011, 01:46:27 AM »
Is that party going to happen?

Kitten4u

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
« Reply #113 on: October 04, 2011, 01:49:17 AM »


Austria:
 
England:
 
Italy:
A ser - alb
   
Norway:

Russia:

Spain:

Turkey:


Orders for fall of 1903 are due October 6 at 10 PM EDT (watch countdown)
« Last Edit: October 04, 2011, 02:20:23 AM by Kitten4u »
My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
A life cool.. where can I download one of those?
Hurray for apathy!

DA|Tumblr

Bardiche

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
« Reply #114 on: October 04, 2011, 01:50:39 AM »
Sometime. Hopefully this year or the next.

ActionDan

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
« Reply #115 on: October 04, 2011, 02:07:34 AM »
my rage knows no bounds. 

Don't lynch me.

Pesco

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
« Reply #116 on: October 04, 2011, 05:20:55 AM »
That's what you get for stealing pie.

Bardiche

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
« Reply #117 on: October 04, 2011, 03:39:52 PM »
My people! It has been a long, and arduous struggle. But no more! In Fall of 1903, the lands shall change! The road to true peace shall be paved on the corpses of those who wish for war!

Dorian White

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
« Reply #118 on: October 04, 2011, 10:37:49 PM »

We Dorian von Habsburg, Kaiser von ?sterreich und K?nig von Ungarn have in our boundless boredom decided and concluded that it's time to inform our beloved citizens about the current state of our diplomatic affairs. Since we are well aware of the simple nature of our people, as well as their preference for cute things, have we also decided to publish our imperial and royal opinion post in a illustrated form.


England: ConquerorxPolaris OTP

You guys are really helpless, aren't you? Two heads but no plan nor opinion.

France: Pesco

MANLY HONOUR? B-but we are way too capricious for such brute methods.

Spain: capt.h

Oh well that doesn't looks too good, does it?

Germany: Schezo

Oh dear, that was quite heartbreaking.

Italy: ShadowehxActionDan OTP

Italy is sooo delicious! ~ <3

Norway: Bardiche

Well it's not that we like you, it's just that we can't get a complot against you.

Russia: Lady Lambdadelta

P-please, c-could you be a bit more gentle careful with your orders?

Turkey: Hero999xPX OTP

Hahaha ..., That's what you get for rejecting our love friendship offer.


His imperial and royal majesty
Dorian von Habsburg
« Last Edit: October 07, 2011, 06:45:25 PM by Dorian G. »
Bella gerant alii, tu felix Gensokyo nube. Nam quae Mars aliis, dat tibi diva Venus.

Dormio Ergo Sum

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Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
« Reply #119 on: October 04, 2011, 10:40:38 PM »
As the cute and lovable mascot of Austria, I kindly ask for all those that have any complaints or concerns about the Imperial and Royal Opinion to direct them to someone that actually cares.