>Pull up the sword for a moment to stare at it, despite there not being any light.
>"If you got any tricks in you, like making light or something, that'd be real helpful right about now."
>"...Look at me, I haven't even been down here for very long, and I'm already talking to a sword I just found...and myself. Hello me!"
>Chuckle a bit at our current state of affairs before moving back along.
(Yeah, the dialogue's kinda inspired by the ps2 version of The Bard's Tale, it works better if you read it in the Bard's voice, with all the snark that entails.)