>Ponder the possibility of there being a 'secret' player not counted in the actual number of players.
>With Dormio as a mod, anything could happen.
>How good are we at chess? :3
>Not very, though you're fairly confident in your ability to perform well in children's card games.
>Check pockets for mic. :derp:
>You check your pockets for a mic. Why you'd carry one on your person, you have no idea, but you check anyway.
> Unfortunately, you don't have one. Maybe you should look into getting one so that you can finally shut Dormio up.
>Silly, the mod fucked up and nobody got a role PM this game
>"... Now, you should have all received a role PM prior to this game's beginning..."
>The crowd, including you, breaks out into a unified cry of "No we haven't".
>"... Crap."
>About half an hour passes whilst Dormio seeks out each of you in private to pass you a role.
>You're last, and you receive a small envelope.
>We don't even take a look at the role PM. NO CHANCE OF CONFIRMATION BIAS. IT'S BRILLIANT!
>Of course. Town can't accuse you of being scum if even YOU don't know whether or not you're scum.
> We're an independant third party, right?! RIGHT?!
> Sounds good.
>We're an independent 4th party of course.
> We're clearly Green Scum, that is to say, a stupid miller role. God damnit Dormio, we're not green scum!
>We're an independant party. The 'get a mic' party is the best one after all.
+1 to ITP
> Shut up the rest of the voices in our head. I can't think when everyone's buzzing about! We're an independent third party and that's that!
> Independent Third Party with no killing power.
> One-shot Cult Leader.
>But you decide to open the envelope and read what your role is.
>As the towniest town that ever towned in the history of townsville, you're bound to be...
>Damn it. You're a third party.
>Not just any third party, a cult leader. With several other abilities.
>Every night, you may select a person to recruit into your cult. You may resurrect someone to recruit them into your cult. All members of your cult will lose all of their previous abilties.
>You have two charges of doctor. You may use these at any time.
>You have one dayvig.
>You have one nightvig.
>You have one tracker charge. You may use this at any time.
>You have one watcher charge. You may use this at any time.
>On Day 5, you must turn one of your cult members into a lover.
>You must open a gay bar with your lover in order to win.
>We have no win con.
>Open a gay bar.
>Take purvis to said gay bar, because you wanna take him to a gay bar
>...with its success being our wincon.
>You do have a win con, silly. And it involves opening a gay bar.
>You have no idea how you're going to gain ownership of and run a gay bar in the middle of a mafia game, but it must be done.
>You also vow to take Purvis to a gay bar, despite the fact that he isn't even in this game!
>##KILL KIPS
>Dont kill Kips yet, he'll just annoy everyone from the grave!
>Indeed. If we're lucky the mod may end up modkilling him this time.
> If possible, we're a dayvig so we can shoot Bardiche straight off the bat. That asshole.
>Get drunk, then shoot Kipz, then drink some more. Like ZUN
>"So, as you may all have realized, there are some people amongst you that would rather see all of you dead.
>"These people have begun to work together, forming a team of sorts."
>"They've already hit their first target."
>Dormio throws a body down from the podium. You wonder why he'd keep a body on his podium, but he's probably insane.
>The body flies in your direction, was he aiming it at you? Either way, you dodge, you do not want to get hit by a corpse. They smell.
>"This person was meant to be the 26th member in this game. Pity he ran into trouble whilst getting here."
>You crowd around the body, and Kitten4u quickly identifies the body as huh what's.
>"The two people with the most votes on them at the end of every day will be lynched."
>"And so, have fun, play to win, and before I start the game, I have one more matter to address."
>Dormio pulls out a small revolver from his coat and shoots Kips.
>"Ladies and gentlemen, we have our first death."
>"Kips, who was a
Vanilla Townie has been killed."
>Well, at least that prevents you from wasting a vig shot on him yourself.
>"Now, let the games begin."
>You ponder about shooting Bardiche immediately, however in your hesitation, you fail to pre-empt the following actions.
>"
##Kill Bardiche"
>"
##Kill UncertainKitten"
>Two loud gunshots ring out through the air and the crowd turns to see Bardiche and UncertainKitten, both with a look of surprise and a smile on their face.
>Both are holding guns, it appears they killed each other in the crossfire.
>"Ladies and gentlemen, we have our second and third deaths."
>"Bardiche, who was the
Townie Unlimited Dayvig has been killed."
>"UncertainKitten, who was the
Scum Unlimited Dayvig has been killed."
>Get drunk.
>Get drunk
>This is way too much to handle. The parser joins you in a drink. Or two. Or ten.
>##Vote: Schezo
>Well, in this insane world, you hope that some things never change. Like Schezo being scum.
>You place your vote on Schezo.
>_
STILL ALIVE:
2. PX
3. Kitten4u
4. Zakeri
5. Schezo
6. Pesco
7. Hanged Hourai
8. Conqueror
9. Chaore
10.Shadoweh
11.capt. h
12.Kilgamayan
13.Dormio
14.Affinity
15.Edible
17.ActionDan
19.Iced Fairy
20.DollS
21.Serpentarius
22.Sect
23.Dorian. G
24.Helepolis
25.Lady Lambdadelta
DEAD:
1. Bardiche -
Townie Unlimited Dayvig16.UncertainKitten -
Scum Unlimited Dayvig18.Kips -
Vanilla Townie
