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[Y]oukai [J]esus

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Re: Meeting Random Touhous 2
« Reply #30 on: July 05, 2011, 12:54:14 PM »
Thats not the sun... IT'S... IT'S...!

You notice Okku's third leg fall from her arm in mid-air.
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CS

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Re: Meeting Random Touhous 2
« Reply #31 on: July 05, 2011, 01:35:56 PM »
If it falls on me, will the radiation give me superpowers?

Sakuya uses Soul Sculpure! With LOTS of chainsaws...
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Spiderpig2398

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Re: Meeting Random Touhous 2
« Reply #32 on: July 05, 2011, 05:00:26 PM »
...Oh sho- *ZA WAURDO'D so I can't escape*

Flandre looks like she is about to "kyuu~" you AKA make you go boom.
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Re: Meeting Random Touhous 2
« Reply #33 on: July 05, 2011, 08:22:53 PM »
Dive at her! If I'm gonna die, at least let me die having hugged a Loli vampire.

Komachi is hard at work, unfortunately, that lazy Shikieiki is slacking off again causing logic to implode upon itself! What do you do?



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Kips McKipzerson

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Re: Meeting Random Touhous 2
« Reply #34 on: July 05, 2011, 08:25:31 PM »
>komachi hard at work
>komachi sweating
Awwww yeah. Wait what?

Chen seems to be hugging her adorable new shikigami named Yukari.
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Spiderpig2398

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Re: Meeting Random Touhous 2
« Reply #35 on: July 05, 2011, 08:28:46 PM »
So Chen>Yukari>Ran>Chen? Logic explodes again.

Sanae enjoys being goddess of Kotiya shrine, having two shrine maidens at her disposal: Suwako and Kanako.
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Momijibot

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Re: Meeting Random Touhous 2
« Reply #36 on: July 05, 2011, 09:05:15 PM »
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Mimachiro

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Re: Meeting Random Touhous 2
« Reply #37 on: July 05, 2011, 10:19:47 PM »
Who need fanservice, when you can have DAIservice. Dai-chan enters Ex mode, and the world shudders beneath her new found powers that even have Cirno going "She's the strongest."

What would you do if you met Yuugi with a loli body and Suika with a buff, busty body?
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Re: Meeting Random Touhous 2
« Reply #38 on: July 06, 2011, 01:45:32 AM »
*Calls over Yukari*
What did you do this time??

You get pulled over by Suika for drunk driving.
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a_certain_kappa

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Re: Meeting Random Touhous 2
« Reply #39 on: July 06, 2011, 05:28:36 AM »
Damn, I shouldn't have done that.
Suika was able to smell the scent of alcohol through my mouth. It's been weeks since she had any beer and was desperate.
So, she approach my car and our mouth...
*BAD ENGINEER* *BAD ENGINEER* *SFW BOARD!* *SFW BOARD!*

Ok, so she threatened me with her power and stole all the alcohols from my car.
Will she be alright, I mean those alcohols... I made them in Eirin's lab.


You can see something from afar approaching you with great speed.
Must be that fastest Tengu.
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Kips McKipzerson

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Re: Meeting Random Touhous 2
« Reply #40 on: July 06, 2011, 05:32:35 AM »
You mean Genji?

Suddenly Suika is making fun of you. you have beans in your hand. you know what you must dooooooo
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Momijibot

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Re: Meeting Random Touhous 2
« Reply #41 on: July 06, 2011, 05:48:12 AM »
Quote from: Kips McKipzerson on July 06, 2011, 05:32:35 AM
You mean Genji?

Suddenly Suika is making fun of you. you have beans in your hand. you know what you must dooooooo

I shall not Instead, find reasons chest to make fun of her. Keep the beans in case shit gets too real.

Incidentally, one of the preserved beans drops from your hands and begins to grow into a beanstalk, which a maniacal Tenshi slides down.


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Re: Meeting Random Touhous 2
« Reply #42 on: July 06, 2011, 06:29:30 AM »
Quote from: Momijibot on July 06, 2011, 05:48:12 AM
I shall not Instead, find reasons chest to make fun of her. Keep the beans in case shit gets too real.

Incidentally, one of the preserved beans drops from your hands and begins to grow into a beanstalk, which a maniacal Tenshi slides down.

oh, this looks good...she is bored again, for sure, and want to fight. organize a contest for fight with her (not you, another Touhous of course XD) and gain money with the entrace sells.

well, meanwhile this new contest happens...you go outside for take fresh air, and see a "gothic lolita" runing directly to you...exactly, a guy with white hair, glasses and tall, dressed like a gothic lolita escaping from a strange little witch.
what do you do?

XD
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CS

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Re: Meeting Random Touhous 2
« Reply #43 on: July 06, 2011, 08:14:43 AM »
Marisa crossdressing as a dude with white hair wearing glasses and crossplaying as a gothic lolita? Running away from Kourin crossplaying as Marisa? What the hell is going on here!?!?

Darth Vader appears and tells you "I am your father!"...
...before removing his mask...
...to reveal...
SURPRISE!
Yup, it's...
Chen!
No wait, that's just another mask, it's actually...
Daiyousei!?
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Re: Meeting Random Touhous 2
« Reply #44 on: July 06, 2011, 08:20:57 AM »
Just stare with a look of abject WTF.

Whuh-oh.
Looks like Orin's been hitting the booze again. Okuu too, though Orin's not holding her booze very well, as evidenced by the sorry state of the nearby gutter.
"Can you smell the schadenfreude? ....Oh wait, maybe that's just Orin."
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Re: Meeting Random Touhous 2
« Reply #45 on: July 06, 2011, 09:47:45 AM »
Give her a glass of water. That should make her better! (Not)

Wriggle's chilling out by the corner.
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Mimachiro

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Re: Meeting Random Touhous 2
« Reply #46 on: July 06, 2011, 10:46:33 AM »
Walk over and take it easy with her for a bit, while looking for opportunities to make her feel more like a girl after being constantly called a boy (it must happen quite often, given her appearance).

What would you do if you ran into the pair of Gensokyo Chiyuri and Science Chiyuri?
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Re: Meeting Random Touhous 2
« Reply #47 on: July 07, 2011, 02:06:41 AM »
"PLEASE WRITE MY COLLEGE REC!"

Chen wants you to make a contract with her and become a Mahou Shikigami.
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Spiderpig2398

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Re: Meeting Random Touhous 2
« Reply #48 on: July 07, 2011, 02:17:48 AM »
Accept and ask Cirno about if she wants to be my shikigami.

Yuyuko and Mystia are sitting down and playing...Go Fish? What is this nonsense?!
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CS

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Re: Meeting Random Touhous 2
« Reply #49 on: July 07, 2011, 02:58:55 AM »
My bet's on Yuyu! I guess she's gonna eat poor Mystia if she wins right? Even if she loses, I bet she'll get mad and eat her up anyways... (so who cares, I may or may not get free grilled bird, right? I guess I'll just stay and watch this...)

You are walking with <insert name of favourite Touhou>
<insert name of favourite Touhou>: Oh god, look at that Chen she's so cute I think my heart is melting...
Chen "Kitty" Amazing: *nyan*
<insert name of favourite Touhou>: UGHMAHEARTISMELTINGOHMAGOD!
*collapse*
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pineyappled

Re: Meeting Random Touhous 2
« Reply #50 on: July 07, 2011, 03:13:41 AM »
Mokou dying doesn't really matter...
Mokou actually does own a yakitori stand. Guess what's on the menu? Grilled Mystia.
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a_certain_kappa

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Re: Meeting Random Touhous 2
« Reply #51 on: July 07, 2011, 04:03:15 AM »
Didn't you know, Mystia can perform asexual reproduction.
One grilled Mystia is nothing to be saddened about.

The grilled Mystia scent attracted the most gluttonous ghost in all of Gensokyo!
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CS

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Re: Meeting Random Touhous 2
« Reply #52 on: July 07, 2011, 04:10:25 AM »
Here Yuyu, have some grilled Mystia, my treat...

Mokou the Candle Fairy is being bullied by Cirno the Ice Phoenix!
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pineyappled

Re: Meeting Random Touhous 2
« Reply #53 on: July 07, 2011, 04:13:22 AM »
Nitori joins in on the fun.

Kanako and Sanae start freezing frogs with Cirno.
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Re: Meeting Random Touhous 2
« Reply #54 on: July 07, 2011, 04:27:42 AM »
Take off those silly hair accessories on Sanae's head to find...Dai-chan!

The wheel in Orin's barrow broke, so now she's using Hina for a spare wheel.
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Re: Meeting Random Touhous 2
« Reply #55 on: July 07, 2011, 06:49:04 AM »
Taking all the misfortune away from the corpses have made dieing an even easier way out.  Dieing has become a new popular pass time in Gensokyo.

Dieing has become a new popular pass time in Gensokyo, Yuyuko is in her rare serious form.
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[Y]oukai [J]esus

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Re: Meeting Random Touhous 2
« Reply #56 on: July 07, 2011, 09:17:36 AM »
Serious Yuyuko is serious. Be a serious adviser to her. Take care of the garden better then Youmu.

Eventually get Yuyuko's power to bring people to life instead of sending them to death. Reverse this process afterwards.
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Mimachiro

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Re: Meeting Random Touhous 2
« Reply #57 on: July 07, 2011, 10:31:24 AM »
Hey Yuyuko, while I bring my dad back with my newfound talent, you mind using yours on that crud ball manager of mine. It's not murder, it's maintaining the balance of the universe.

What would you do if you met Yukari while she was a magical girl with a short miniskirt?
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Re: Meeting Random Touhous 2
« Reply #58 on: July 07, 2011, 10:54:44 AM »
Try to convince her to take me with her as a sidekick.

Marisa is having her precious thing stolen by everyone she meets, and is perpetually lovestruck.
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[Y]oukai [J]esus

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Re: Meeting Random Touhous 2
« Reply #59 on: July 07, 2011, 11:21:18 AM »
Get Patchy to use lightning on her filling heart.

Yukari still remains as a magical girl with a short miniskirt...
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<Nietz> Anyway, sex toys alone won't come up to 11k.
[18:48] <Warma> There must have been a new depth, where you've sunk as a person. Then you dug through that.
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