(( IF U FLAM UR RACCIST ))
When it rains, it pours, and in Gensokyo, it poured fucking lasers. Fairies, humans, and youkai died alike, each beam blooming like trees in fast-forward and every man, woman, and child moaning in pain and pleasure before they burst, skeletons rioting and punching each other into dust with gigantic catfish that were now surgically implanted into their hands, until all had perished and spread their P-items across the land.
Hakurei Reimu didn't care, having just thrust her gigantic, spurting hitbox at the Scarlet Devil Mansion, horribly crushing the abominations of God that resided inside, holding manly orgies, against it, and sent the flattened, gory remains, jingling crystals at all, at the Human Village, killing the fuck out of it, traces of glorious miko fluid covering the flattened, exploding carcasses and flooding the surrounding environs, the sea of blood and holy juice crushing the Hakurei Barrier, drowning the world in the sea of sex, violence, and brightly colored danmaku.
Thoughtfully, she chewed on the skulls that had been lovingly hung from the Saiyougi Ayakashi, who were also killed fucking gently along with Yuyuko, who had begged for the hitbox to penetrate her eager throat.
?Fuck off,? the Ayakashi bark snarled, unpleased that it was now gum for the Devestating Bitch of Gensokyo, as Kaguya had come to call her. (Quoth the princess, ?FUCK YEAH! WE'RE DEAD!? as the hitbox seared her Hourai victimized soul, glad that she and her fiery bird companion were guaranteed a seat in the Halls of Valhalla before the sea of fluids also drowned the holy lands..)
?And thus concludes today's mass,? Reimu grunted atop the fuckslain ruins of the Hakurei Shrine, wiping accumulated secretions with a tail of Yakumo Ran's (who begged for a piece of that kit kat bar that had now replaced the Ayakashi bark).
So maybe it was filled with senseless genocide and idiotic metaphors for sex, and maybe mass was Catholic, but no one cared. It was still religion.