Unprecedented Large Fried Egg

[Garlyle]

As pointed out in another topic, google translate does some horrible things in trying to translate Touhou.

Orin Phosphorous Flame Cat

Just curious to see what other... oddities... people get when running Touhou Wiki or other things through Google Translate.  And it deserves its own topic as opposed to latching on to the other thread.

EDIT: I just noticed card 29 translates as "Hokuto [Hell Overcast Butt]"... I snickered.  Am I immature?

[Bananamatic]

Old hell Hariyama

pokemans

[Iryan]

How about Tenshi's spellcard: Sang "non-non-non-Sou Sou non-sword"?

"you silicon Shirasa I chew" is also an awesome character name if you ask me.

[Janitor Morgan]

EDIT: I just noticed card 29 translates as "Hokuto [Hell Overcast Butt]"... I snickered.  Am I immature?

I wonder what kind of Fatal KO that would be?  :V

...Heh, "Aya Rain"...

[Toasty]

willpower pebble rice and old aketi satori have some interesting names.

[Iryan]

Wow. Unless I am missing something, here is something where you can see the vast influence touhou has:

While pretty much all other katakana are simply transliterated into respective romaji ("Misshingupapurupawa" ), "マスタースパーク" is not translated as "Masutaasupaaku" but as "Master Spark"!

[orinrin]

Marisa owns Google, thats why.

[Mounting Jaggis]

[Hell Overcast Butt]

Why do I keep reading that as "Holocaust Butt"?

[TL777 ✌]

Elephant phantom "Runakurokku"

"Hokuto [Hell Overcast Butt]"

Oh god, the mental image...

[Sabino]

"Hokuto [Hell Overcast Butt]"

GAD THAT GETS REPLAYED IN MY MIND WITH FIST OF THE NORTH STAR STYLE MANLY VOICE!!

Hokuto [Hell Overcast Butt]!!


...Okay fine, I couldn't find images of Reimu attacking with her butt...

[Chaore]

Fist shot "smash my fist"

...:V?

_{I don't know if this is hillarious SRW titling or what, but everywhere else, it seems to be 'King of Hearts'.}

[Bananamatic]

Quote Aya "Aya pole Shang Shang Typhoon"
Colorful Sign "Extreme Color Typhoon"

[Bias Bus]

"Hokuto [Hell Overcast Butt]"

Plugged in that 2nd part of Kanako's name (the one in parenthesis) and got this: "How cuddly or tenant"

[Serela]

Quotation Wa "horse country of the evil one"
orig. Japan Sign "Yamato Kingdom"


Butterfly marks "the death of the crest spear-bong Butterfly"
orig. Butterfly Sign "Swallowtail Butterfly Pattern's Death Spear"

Yuyuko has a spear bong  :V


Four students sword "sound of asexual beings"
orig. Four Births Sword "Resounding of the Restless Beings"

Since when do asexuals make some weird sound? God Youmu, stop being so prejudiced against my kind! D:<

[Suikama]

ahahahahahaha

[Mounting Jaggis]

...Okay fine, I couldn't find images of Reimu attacking with her butt...

That's Marisa

* Skye points at his sig

[Orreries]

It really doesn't look like Marisa's the one who's on the attack there though~

[ebarrett]

It really doesn't look like Marisa's the one who's on the attack there though~

You know Marisa is a very assertive girl, who gets what she wants, when she wants, by whatever means necessary.

[Mounting Jaggis]

Her drill is the drill that will pierce through the lolis

[Garlyle]

It really doesn't look like Marisa's the one who's on the attack there though~

Marisa's Ass has priority over whatever the heck it wants.  It'll win.

[Demonbman]

Butterfly marks "the death of the crest spear-bong Butterfly"
orig. Butterfly Sign "Swallowtail Butterfly Pattern's Death Spear"

Yuyuko has a spear bong  :V

Immortal "Birds of Fire - Idaten Wing Bong -"
 Fujiwara has a Wing Bong :V

edit: oh wow...

Misao God "Omoikanedibaisu"

Leading God "Omoikane's Device"