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Alright so since we have recently finished our last game, I'm here to host another game of Diplomacy so others can get in on it.
This will be a standard 7 player game. Spain and Norway will be neutral.
(http://i56.tinypic.com/2pslvv9.jpg)
Map with Full names of countries. (http://i56.tinypic.com/1so8aw.jpg)
Map with Abbreviations of Country names. (http://i51.tinypic.com/fwoh1l.jpg)
Rulebook for those unfamiliar with the game here (http://www.wizards.com/avalonhill/rules/diplomacy_rulebook.pdf).
Sign ups
England: PX
France: Kasunagi
Germany: Shadoweh and Kitten4U hydra
Italy: Azaa (Colossusketch)
Russia: Yonowaaru
Austria: Dorian G.
Turkey: ActionDan
Stuff to remember:
You all are free to use whatever means of communication you want to at any time of the game. Only PM your orders to me though.
You have:
72 hours to send in orders for moving turns.
24 hours to send in orders for building turns.
24 hours to send in orders for retreat phases
If you go 2 turns without sending in an order, your country will fall to civil unrest and everything you own will turn neutral.
You will all make me love you forever and my life easier if you could include Diplomacy as the title in your orders PM.
Please make sure you have all of the PMs you sent set to save, so we can compile them at the end of the game!
Regarding the hydra:
Kitten4U will be Hydraing with Shadoweh as Germany also so they are one political party so Kitten can learn to play this game. Feel free to PM either or both of them to make your Diplomatic solutions since they will act as one entity. However, only Shadoweh will be responding to you guys PM wise. The only way you can talk to both of them is if you're in an IRC client with them and they tell you whatever.
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>.>
Oh hai Schezos, so I see you're liok hostin a gaem, you wouldn't be any bitter bout that thing from last time if I in'd rite?
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Here we go /in as Habsburg (Austria).
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Oh, this is already starting?
Well, they do say second time's the charm, right? So:
/In for the Motherland!
Russia will crush all of your puny nations!
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Oh, this is already starting?
Well, they do say second time's the charm, right? So:
/In for the Motherland!
Russia will crush all of your puny nations!
Dammit.
Uh... I'll try France this time.
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I want /in on the Action! I'll take the country no one wants, since I love surprises!
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I won't give you a spot unless you claim a county. :V
And Shadoweh loses a supply center when she starts. :D
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I won't give you a spot unless you claim a county. :V
And Shadoweh loses a supply center when she starts. :D
That sounds kinda unfair even if she DID expand at a crazy rate last game.
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Shh. Don't let her catch on so fast!
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alright I guess I'll claim turkey!
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Almost missed this. : England please. *sips tea*
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Almost missed this. : England please. *sips tea*
/me narrows his eyes.
:3
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Please, don't recreate the hundred year war.
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Please, don't recreate the hundred year war.
:3
But naw, that was last game so it's all good.
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Ah darn, I missed all the good countries, well I think I'll be out for this one since you all know how deadly the central powers can be (Besides Ottoman) if left alone and I don't really want to be Italy. I'll be watching though.
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Doll, if you want turkey, I don't mind handing it over, since any country is cool with me.
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Nah, I think I have enough of turkey and I don't really want to take someones spot.
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I don't actually want a spot by the way, I'm cool wif just watching :3
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Two more spots, you know you want to play.
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Yes, join the revolution! I'll write you other bastardized songs regardless of your alignment!
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I would like to join the game as Italy
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Looks like Germany chose you Shadoweh!
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But... but.. but..
OKAY FINE SHADOWEH FIGHTS FOR LORD ANTI-LURKER HITLER FOREVER
THIS IS OFFICIALLY GERMANY'S THEME SONG (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNXj-SCx5dY&feature=related) (NSFW, so not even close to safe for work)
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Alright! Let's get this mofo going, so a few housekeeping rules:
You all are free to use whatever means of communication you want to at any time of the game. Only PM your orders to me though.
You have:
72 hours to send in orders for moving turns.
48 hours to send in orders for building turns.
24 hours to send in orders for retreat phases
If you go 2 turns without sending in an order, your country will fall to civil unrest and everything you own will turn neutral.
You will all make me love you forever and my life easier if you could include Diplomacy as the title in your orders PM.
Please make sure you have all of the PMs you sent set to save, so we can compile them at the end of the game!
The deadline for the first turn Spring AD 1901 is 19.5 at 6:00PM Central Standard Time (CST)
Good luck everyone and have a nice game.
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Shadoweh finds PMs to be a huge pain to go through! If anyone wants to send flowers to Shadoweh she'd prefer IRC channels if you can <3 Love kittens, don't keel Shadoweh! :<
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I am absolutely clueless about IRC channels. I guess I'll google the term later :D. (If you couldn't tell I'm pretty bad with technology)
But don't worry, I can do PMs! :D
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Oh hey, I forgot to ask you all what you wanted but would you rather build turns last 48 hours or 24 hours? I'm cool with whatever you guys want.
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I'd vote for 24 hours, but considering how the current MotK mafia game is progressing, others may have different opinions.
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I am absolutely clueless about IRC channels. I guess I'll google the term later :D. (If you couldn't tell I'm pretty bad with technology)
But don't worry, I can do PMs! :D
>.> You should ask Conqueror to guide you through it slowly. I swear I won't set you up then SUPERBUS YOU for townie cred! <3
Build turns should probably be 24 hours. It doesn't take that long to figure out max three builds.
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I also vote 24 hours.
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>.> You should ask Conqueror to guide you through it slowly. I swear I won't set you up then SUPERBUS YOU for townie cred! <3
Oh you :3. I'l ask Conq. a bit about it.
but we are quite busy as it is (you know, writing sonnets and such)
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Ah, one more last minute thing has popped up.
Kitten4U will be Hydraing with Shadoweh as Germany also so they are one political party so Kitten can learn to play this game. Feel free to PM either of them to make your Diplomatic solutions since they will act as one entity. However, only Shadoweh will be responding to you guys PM wise. The only way you can talk to both of them is if you're in an IRC client with them and they tell you whatever.
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Do PM both of us though if you use PMs please. It'd get confusing if we both didn't get them.
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>Hydra
>Diplomacy
:o
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~*BREAKING NEWS*~
Germany has imported a Kitten! Yes, a real live Kitten to be our new town Mascot. Anyone who allies with Germany may be allowed to pet the kitten and bask in her feline glory. warning kitten may bite when approached please don't feed kitten after midnight kitten is angry fakeclaims are always believable
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O ya,
well can your kitten play chess!
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O ya,
well can your kitten play chess!
Yes actually. In high school I was the top schoolastic girl in my state for two years in a row, and amongst adult women as well, I was third. :V Most people that are into chess in my area know who I am.
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Oh baby. :yumemi:
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Dan should challenge Kitten to a match.
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That is a cool response!!!!
BRB stalking you over internets :D. I am not famous at all like that! But I guess people would reconize me in tournaments perhaps in the North-Eastern Sea Coasts states (I hope anyway). Who knows? I might have played you once already :)
I wonder if we could play correspondence chess over MotK?
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BRB stalking you over internets
:ohdear:
I think playing over Yahoo or something would be easier tbh. I tried to play a game with Rou where we only gave each other notation, but I got confused and messed up a couple of moves because I use descriptive notation, not algebraic. :V My brain's been on the wonky side, so I dunno if I want to play a super long game, but like 5 minute blitz is always p great.
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Hmm, this could turn out interesting.....
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I think I made a yahoo account a long time ago just for that purpose, but I don't remember the username or password. Maybe I'll go make another one. If instead of the algerbraic "e4," do you use the english system? (Like 1. Nc3 would translate to "Queen's Knight 1 to Queen Bishop's 3") I confess I don't remember the english system all that well, but it isn't too hard to get into I think.
Point is, we should totally play a game!
Edit: Also my rating is 1937 USCF, and I'm figuring you are prolly around that range (but if much higher or much lower, rating won't stop me ;))
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Nc3 = NQB3 if it was white moving yeah. If it was black it would be NQB6 and that's where the confusion comes in. :V
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ah, Ok I can work with that. so guessing e4 = KP2@K4 if white or if black KP7@K5? and is castling still O-O (kingside) and O-O-O (queen side)?
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e4 = P-K4 if it's white's turn. P-K5 if it's black's. Castling notation is the same. Hyphens are optional. I use them when I feel like it.
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Ok ok, back to forging alliances and all that. :V
Just tell me when you all are going to play so I can watch.
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Ok :D, I'm sorry, it's quite exciting to find a fellow chess player! Anyway I guess I'll talk chess in PMs between our countries.
Yes that means it might go something like this:
Turkey: "GD GERMANY YOU STABBED ME IN THE BACK LIKE DORMIO IN DTB MAFIA!!! also don't you love the caro-kann defense!"
Germany: "HAHAHAHAHAH! Yes, it's fairly solid actually."
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Ohohohohoho, I wouldn't mind playing Chess against you people.
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I really suck at chess, though..
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Then it's settled! We fight proxy chess battles to determine even powered fights. No more struck backs, no more worries! Also conquerer PMed me about playing on chess.com. I actually forgot about that site. It's really cool too, you guys can find my handle (ActionDan) there and challenge me :D.
I might make a separate thread collecting handles (I think chess.com is the best free chess site out there.. but if anyone knows others feel free to share!).
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Negitory ghostrider. :V
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/me looks on with a blank expression as this is over his head.
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So, can we send in our movements yet? I'm excited to CRUSH YOU ALL!
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Cattail = scum tail!
##Vote: Piefke (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piefke)
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Yes please send your movements to me, the game has started so chat it up, and the deadline for the first turn Spring AD 1901 is 19.5 at 6:00PM Central Standard Time (CST).
Is it the hydra or the chess thing that went over you? You can disregard pretty much everything said on page 2 except for like post 31.
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It was the all of the chess movement-babble that got me.
Not exactly knowledgeable in the naming of my moves.
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Me either. :V I just pick them up and place them where I want on the board. >_>
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Can I get a guide on how to operate the map? I'd like to try my hand on hosting this on another forum. :3
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Can I get a guide on how to operate the map? I'd like to try my hand on hosting this on another forum. :3
Same, I'd like to try hosting the next game for you all.
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>hydra
>co-hosts
>diplomacy
:o
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<_<
Who said anything about cohosting?
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Welcome to Tank Mafia Dan, where you VOTE WITH EXPLOSIONS!
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Looks like he's just using jDip.
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My country literally looks like a tank
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It's called an army. It's a land unit. You can use it to move around the world.. Well, mostly Europe, but still. My point stands.
Also, all in favor for updating when everyone has ordered?
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Spring 1901 Movement
(http://i56.tinypic.com/20kdls1.jpg)
Austria:
A Bud - Ser
F Tri hold
A Vie - Tyr
England:
F Edi - Nth
A Lvp - Yor
F Lon - Eng
France:
F Bre - Mao
A Mar - Spa
A Par - Pic
Germany:
A Ber - Kie
F Kie - Hol
A Mun - Sil
Italy:
F Nap - Ion
A Rom - Ven
Failed because A Ven - Tri failed
A Ven - Tri
Struck back against Tri (1 vs. 1)
Russia:
A Mos - Lvn
F Sev - Rum
F Stp - Bot
A War - Gal
Turkey:
F Ank - Bla
A Con - Bul
A Smy - Con
no retreats
Spring 1901 Resolutions
(http://i56.tinypic.com/2ng9z0w.jpg)
The deadline for Fall 1901 orders is 22.5, 6:00PM/18:00 CST
For those who are interested in what I'm using, I am indeed using jdip. (http://jdip.sourceforge.net/index.html) It's very simple and pretty much self explanatory.
Oh and no need for a tone there Yonowaaru. I think he was just jesting, right? And hey, I barely got the last order, the update will come if you all send in orders; whenever it's convenient for me though. :P
Oh and it would be cool and some fun for me if you could send in blurbs about your current alliances and things for me to read with your orders if you don't mind.
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Fall 1901 Movement
(http://i52.tinypic.com/13ye684.jpg)
Austria:
A Tyr - Ven
A Ser Support A Bul - Rum
F Tri Support A Tyr - Ven
England:
F Nth Convoy A Yor - Nwy
A Yor - Nwy
F Eng - Bel
Struck back against Hol (1 vs. 1)
France:
F MAO - Por
A Pic - Bre
A Spain holds
Germany:
F Hol-Bel
Struck back against Eng (1 vs. 1)
A Sil-Mun
A Kie-Den
Italy:
F Ion - Tun
A Rom holds
A Ven holds
Dislodged from Tri (2 vs. 1)
Russia:
A Gal - Bol
A Bot - Swe
A Lvn - Pru
F Rum holds
Dislodged from Bul (2 vs. 1)
Retreat not possible, unit destroyed!
Turkey:
F Bla Convoys A Con - Sev
A Bul - Rum
A Con - Sev
RETREAT ORDERS NEED FROM:
Italy: A Ven
Fall 1901 Resolutions
(http://i53.tinypic.com/6gjswl.jpg)
The deadline for Fall 1901 retreat orders is 23.5, 7:00AM/0700 CST
Please remember to send in your orders timely. Hold orders are assigned if I do not receive orders relatively close to the deadline.
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Fall 1901 Retreat Phase
(http://i52.tinypic.com/2hgr8nc.jpg)
Austria:
Supply Centers were gained! Units that may be built, 2
England:
Supply Centers were gained! Units that may be built, 1
France:
Supply Centers were gained! Units that may be built, 2
Germany:
Supply Centers were gained! Units that may be built, 2
Italy:
A Ven - Tus
Russia:
Supply Centers were gained! Units that may be built, 1
Turkey:
Supply Centers were gained! Units that may be built, 2
Winter of 1901
(http://i54.tinypic.com/oppvh1.jpg)
Winter of 1901, please send in all build orders within 24 hours if possible.
The deadline for Winter 1901 is 24.5 6:00/1800CST.
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<3 Convoys!
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Winter 1901 Orders
(http://i52.tinypic.com/ea4oqr.jpg)
Builds:
Austria:
A Bud
A Vie
England:
F Edi
France:
F Mar
A Par
Germany:
F Kie
A Ber
Italy:
Russia:
A Mos
Turkey:
F Con
F Smy
Winter 1901 Resolution
(http://i51.tinypic.com/122okk3.jpg)
We have completed a year now and the flames of war have just begun.
The deadline for Spring 1902 orders is 5.27, 5:00PM/1700 CST
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Spring 1902 Movement
(http://i53.tinypic.com/302w19i.jpg)
Austria:
A Bud - Gal
A Ser holds
F Tri Supports A Ven
A Ven Holds
A Vie Supports A Bud - Gal
England:
F Edi - Nth
F Eng Supports F Edi - Nth
F Nth - Ska
A Nwy - Stp
France:
A Bre Holds
F Mar - Spa
A Par - Pic
F Por - Mao
A Spa - Gas
Germany:
A Ber Holds
A Den Holds
F Hol - Nth
Struck back from Edi (1 vs. 1)
F Kie - Hel
A Mun Holds
Italy:
A Rom Supports A Tus - Ven
F Tun - Ion
A Tus - Ven
Stuck back against Ven (2 vs. 2)
Russia:
A Boh - Sil
A Mos Holds
A Pru - Ber
Struck back against Ber (1 vs. 1)
F Swe Holds
Turkey:
F Bla - Rum
F Con - Bul
A Rum - Ukr
A Sev Supports A Rum - Ukr
F Smy - Aeg
no retreats
Spring 1901 Resolutions
(http://i52.tinypic.com/ztar1y.jpg)
The deadline for Fall 1902 orders is 31.5, 6:00PM/18:00 CST
24 hour delay. Archer is not pleased. even though most of it is my fault.
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Fall 1902 Movement
(http://i56.tinypic.com/s58xfq.jpg)
Austria:
A Gal Supports A Vie - Boh
A Ser - Rum
F Tri Supports A Ven
A Ven Holds
A Vie - Boh
England:
F Eng Supports F Nth - Bel
F Nth - Bel
Stuck back against Hol (2 vs. 1)
F Ska - Nwy
Struck back against Swe (1 vs. 1)
A Stp Supports A Sev - Mos
France:
A Bre Holds
A Gas - Par
F Mao - Nao
A Pic Supports F Hol - Bel
F Spa - Mao
Germany:
A Ber - Pru
Dislodged from Sil (2 vs. 1)
A Den Holds
F Hel Supports A Den
F Hol - Bel
Struck back against Nth (2 vs. 1)
A Mun - Sil
Italy:
F Ion - Gre
Struck back against Bul (1 vs. 1)
A Supports A Tus - Ven
A Tus - Ven
Struck back against Ven (2 vs. 2)
Russia:
A Mos Holds
Dislodged from Sev (3 vs. 1)
A Pur Supports A Sil - Ber
A Sil - Ber
F Swe - Nwy
Stuck back against Ska (1 vs. 1)
Turkey:
F Aeg Supports F Bul - Gre
F Bul - Gre
F Rum - Bul
A Sev - Mos
A Ukr Supports A Sev - Mos
RETRATS NEEDED FROM:
Germany: A Ber
Russia: A Mos
Fall 1902 Resolutions
(http://i54.tinypic.com/2cd788i.jpg)
Archer would like for your retreats to be decided on within 24 hours please. 1:00AM/0100CST
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IT MADE SENSE IN MY HEAD WHEN I SENT IN THE ORDER OKAY
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Ah, I know how you feel....
Hey Schezo, ever thought about adding some flavour into the updates? I've seen some Diplomacy games on other sites and the hosts seem to do some commentating on the moves and such and I think it would be interesting....
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:ohdear: I am so sorry Italy T_T. I didn't want to lie to you, but it just wasn't to be.
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All according to Keikaku...
Also: FRANCE. IT'S NOT TO LATE TO GO BACK. I WILL LET YOU OFF WITHOUT ANY DISCIPLINE IF YOU STOP THIS FOOLISHNESS RIGHT NOW.
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Also: FRANCE. IT'S NOT TO LATE TO GO BACK. I WILL LET YOU OFF WITHOUT ANY DISCIPLINE IF YOU STOP THIS FOOLISHNESS RIGHT NOW.
/me chuckles and resumes munching on his baguette.
Also what the hell did Turkey just do?!
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Sorry Austria, I kinda messed up this game altogether. We'll have to live with Turkey on our backs...
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Also what the hell did Turkey just do?!
I'm painting this town yellow
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I'm painting this town yellow
I don't think I've ever seen so much yellow on the map. :3
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Fall 1902 Retreat Phase
(http://i51.tinypic.com/10naot5.jpg)
Austria:
Supply centers were gained! Units that may be built: 1
England:
Supply centers were gained! Units that may be built: 1
France:
Germany:
Supply centers were lost! Units that must be removed: 1
A Ber - Mun
Italy:
Russia:
Supply centers were lost! Units that must be removed: 1
A Mos - War
Turkey:
Supply centers were gained! Units that may be built: 2
Winter of 1902
(http://i54.tinypic.com/2lt3lol.jpg)
The deadline for Winter 1902 orders will be 6.2 5:00PM/1700CST
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Also, France, I will be visiting you momentarily and I expect to be greeted with some of the finest scones, omelets, and as much reckless disregard for how bad butter is for me as you can put out. :V
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Also, France, I will be visiting you momentarily and I expect to be greeted with some of the finest scones, omelets, and as much reckless disregard for how bad butter is for me as you can put out. :V
Screw that. I'll get you some of the GOOD butter. Either way, I plan on over hauling some of the more... questionable items on the menu.
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I support immediate updates as soon as every has sent in moves. Anybody else agree?
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I do too. All you have to do is send them in.
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I do too. All you have to do is send them in.
/me snickers.
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What are you cackling about, I'm ready for my bottereaux now. :P
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Need MORE armies FASTER!
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Winter 1902 Orders
(http://i53.tinypic.com/11izpti.jpg)
Builds:
Austria:
Builds A Vie
England:
Builds A Lvp
France:
Germany:
Removes F Hol
Italy:
Russia:
Removes A Pru
Turkey:
Builds A Con
Builds F Smy
Winter 1902 Resolution
(http://i56.tinypic.com/2s1aq21.jpg)
Sadly, mother Russia appears to have been devoured by the surrounding countries. The war carries on.
The deadline for Spring 1903 orders is 6.6, 1:00PM/1300 CST
Needs moar orders on time.
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Orders. Send. People. Now!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Archer getting pissy.
Spring 1903 Movement
(http://i53.tinypic.com/25pikxu.jpg)
Austria:
A Boh Supports A Rum - Gal
A Gal - War
A Rum - Gal
F Tri Supports A Ven
A Ven Holds
A Vie - Tyr
England:
F Eng - Iri
Struck back against Nao (1 vs. 1)
A Lvp Holds
F Nth - Hol
F Ska - Nwy
A Stp Supports F Ska - Nwy
France:
A Bre Holds
F Mao Holds
F Nao - Iri
Struck back against Eng (1 vs. 1)
A Par - Bur
A Pic - Bel
Germany:
A Den - Kie
Struck back with Ber (1 vs. 1)
F Hel - Nth
A Mun Supports A Sil - Ber
A Sil - Ber
Italy:
F Ion - Adr
A Rom Supports A Tus - Ven
A Tus - Ven
Struck back against Ven (2 vs. 2)
Russia:
A Ber - Kie
Dislodged from Sil (2 against 1)
F Swe - Nwy
Struck back against Ska (1 vs. 1)
A War Holds
Dislodged from Gal (3 vs. 1)
Turkey:
F Aef - Ion
F Bul - Con
A Con - Smy
F Gre Supports F Aef - Ion
A Mos Supports A Gal - War
F Smy - Aeg
A Ukr Supports A Gal - War
Retreats needed from
Russia:
A Ber
A War
Spring 1903 Resolutions
(http://i53.tinypic.com/245jwy9.jpg)
The deadline for Spring 1903 retreat orders is 7.6, 10:00PM/22:00 CST
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Shadoweh, all your base are belong to us.
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Shadoweh, all your base are belong to us.
Strong words from a country who may be nearing its defeat.
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Leap frogs over Greece incoming! FOREVER.
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Strong words from a country who may be nearing its defeat.
Ahaha, do you not realize that I'm steadily growing stronger?
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He did take a huge bite out of Russia.
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Can we get an update or are we still waiting on Russia?
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Take a Wild guess.
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He did take a huge bite out of Russia.
True, but his homeland is also surrounded on nearly all sides and if I've learned anything playing this game, once your homeland is taken that's more or less it.
At least I'm closer to those fish and chips now. :3
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"True, but his homeland is also surrounded on nearly all sides"
What? Are you even paying attention? You take forever to reach me due to the one close region where you can spawn a navy you're permanently blocking, and Germany is dead. :V
Not to mention my 1 army will defend the homeland. We will fight on the beaches! We will fight on the hills! We will fight on the cities! We will never surrender!
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"True, but his homeland is also surrounded on nearly all sides"
What? Are you even paying attention? You take forever to reach me due to the one close region where you can spawn a navy you're permanently blocking, and Germany is dead. :V
Not to mention my 1 army will defend the homeland. We will fight on the beaches! We will fight on the hills! We will fight on the cities! We will never surrender!
I fail to see how Germany counts as "dead" right now. :3
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The exact same way I am, except with more people surrounding.
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Also, I would send in my orders right now but I need to see what Russia does first :V
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>:<
Spring of 1903 Retreat phase
(http://i51.tinypic.com/in5rfs.jpg)
Austria:
England:
France:
Germany:
Italy:
Russia:
A Ber - Pru
A War - Sil
Turkey:
Fall of1903
(http://i54.tinypic.com/2m2xkie.jpg)
The deadline for Fall 1903 orders is 11.6, 1:00AM/0100 CST
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It's quiet... too quiet.
That's what I would be thinking if I weren't fat and secure from the spoils of war!
Also I would love some flavor, just to tickle our fancies.
Or I could try anthropomorphizing our countries in a fanfic and create a massive orgy where somebody gets royally screwed.
If it's anything like last time...
And lo gathered the mob 'round, smashing and pecking on PX
, whose wails for desperate mercy fell to deaf ears. The skies filled with "OH GOD NOT THE FACE" and "DON'T PUT YOUR FINGER THERE (wait put your finger there)".
I can only imagine which country that will be.
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Or I could try anthropomorphizing our countries in a fanfic and create a massive orgy where somebody gets royally screwed.
If it's anything like last time...
(QUOTE)
I can only imagine which country that will be.
What the hell did I just read? :]
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I CAN'T HELP MY VIOLENT HAMMERING TENDENCIES!
Seriously though Bard is a wordsmith and Avenue Q is awesome. As long as that country isn't Germany :ohdear:
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Now for some self-touting:
What do Mos and Sev look like together? They are both yellow, with a black dot on Mos, and they seem to be enclosing Ukraine, which is occupied by a yellow pellet.
I'll give you guys a hint. :WAKKA:
It was preordained!
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O_O
IT DOES LOOK LIKE PAC-MAN! HOW CAN THIS BE?!?!
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You can't be serious. :3
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You can't be serious. :3
:V :V :V
Does that look serious to you :P. HOLY HELL, I gotta run! he's here and he's after me :V :V :V ------> *me running*
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The deadline for Fall 1903 orders is 11.6, 1:00AM/0100 CST
Helepolis style admonishment activate!
It's not very effective...
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Send in orders gais it only takes 3 minutes
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>As I finally get all the orders while I'm away from my computer with the files.
>:(
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Aww, poor Schezzie.
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:V Send the orders to me and I can do it for ya.
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:V Send the orders to me and I can do it for ya.
[admiral_ackbar]IT'S A TRAP![/admiral_ackbar}
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Fall of 1903 Movement
(http://i56.tinypic.com/2w5925w.jpg)
Austria:
A Boh Holds
A Gal Supports A War
F Tri Supports A Ven
Support cut by Move from Adriatic Sea
A Tyr Supports A Ven
A Ven Holds
A War Holds
England:
F Eng - Bel
F Hol Supports F Eng - Bel
A Lvp Holds
F Nwy - Nth
Struck back against Nth (1 vs. 1)
A Stp - Nwy
Struck back against Swe (1 vs.1)
France:
A Bel Holds
Dislodged from Eng (2 vs. 1)
A Bre - Cly
Convoy path taken: Bre - Mao - Nao - Cly
A Bur - Par
F Mao Convoys A Bre - Cly
F Nao Convoys A Bre - Cly
Germany:
A Ber Supports A Mun
Support Cut by move from Silesia
A Den - Hol
Struck back against Hol (1 vs.1)
Convoy path taken: Den - Nth - Hol
A Mun Supports A Ber
F Nth Convoys A Den - Hol
Italy:
F Adr - Tri
Struck back against Tri (1 vs. 1)
A Rom Supports A Tus - Ven
A Tus - Ven
Stuck back against Ven. (2 vs. 2)
Russia:
A Pru Supports A Sil - Ber
A Sil - Ber
Struck back against Ber (2 vs. 2)
F Swe - Nwy
Struck back agasint Stp (1 vs. 1)
Turkey:
F Aeg - Ion
F Con - Aeg
F Gre Supports F Aeg - Ion
F Ion - Tun
A Mos - lvn
A Smy - Con
A Ukr - Mos
Retreat orders needed from:
France: A Bel
Fall of1903 Resolutions
(http://i56.tinypic.com/11hw4gh.jpg)
This turn looks like it's going to make everyone on the board happy. England seems to have gained more footing on the mainland while his homeland is under assault. Austria and Turkey run around mostly unchecked. Sadly it seems Italy and Russia are screwed now but they still can be an influential part of the outcome of the game.
The deadline for retreat orders is 12.6 8:00PM/2000CST
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F Hol Supports F Eng - Bel
*cough* Schezo, I'm pretty sure my failed move against Hol would cut this support, wouldn't it?
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No, because my fleet in Norway cut off the convoy, hence no attack.
In short, All according to Keikaku
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Um, I hate to step in the middle but I believe that the convoy can only be affected if it is dislodged, not merely attacked.
Edit: Found it, Page 14 of the rulebook, see "Disrupting a Convoy."
Also damn you France for triple convoying before I could! ^^
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Now edited with less bullshit.
Fall of 1903 Retreat Phase
Never happened
Austria:
Supply Centers were gained! Units that may be built: 1
England:
Supply Centers were gained! Units that may be built: 1
France:
Supply Centers were gained! Units that may be built: 1
Germany:
Italy:
Supply Centers were lost! Units to be removed: 1
Russia:
Supply Centers were lost! Units to be removed: 2
Turkey:
Supply Centers were gained! Units that may be built: 1
Winter of1903
(http://i52.tinypic.com/2h51gzb.jpg)
Archer loves quick orders, so if you have them don't woohoo around. Please send them in. :3
The deadline for Winter of 1903 orders is 12.6 9:00PM/2100CST
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Hmm... this is a screwy situation and you're going to hate me, but I can't go against the program and that's how it worked it out. I would have assumed that's how it would have worked out anyways since that's how supports work but I guess this is going to be different from tabletop Diplomacy.
I am incredibly sorry for this and if you were counting on the rules to work.
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Not sure if this is what you mean or not, but there is an option to edit the map in jDip, and the program is known to have some glitches.
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...Just read the book.
Dammit, give Belgium back to France and put my fleet back on the English Sea
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Ok Until I fix this shit, hold your orders then.
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Ok should be fixed now.
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Building is HARD. :o
Also, if this game lasts more than a week from now, (which it will), I'll be needing a replacement.
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You better start poking around for one.
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Preliminary poke:
Is anyone reading this topic interested? If so PM me!
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The "Oh! There's an edit button" edition.
Winter of 1903 Builds
(http://i54.tinypic.com/rm4oph.jpg)
Austria:
Builds A Vie
England:
Builds F Edi
France:
Builds F Bre
Germany:
Italy:
Disbands F Adr
Russia:
Disbands A Pru
Disbands A Sil
Turkey:
Builds A Smy
Winter of1903 Resolution
(http://i54.tinypic.com/wvwubr.jpg)
The deadline for the Spring of 1904 orders is 16.6 7:00PM/1900CST
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Preliminary poke:
Is anyone reading this topic interested? If so PM me!
Ho ho ho. Count me in if the offer is still valid.
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Awesome!
6 days from now is when I leave. So would handing the reigns of control to you in 5 days be ok? (Sunday)
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Exactly when I get back. 8)
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Famous Statesman/Leader (easy):
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I'm guessing the answer isn't Conqueror. >.> Time to hang this man!
E T S
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__ E __ __ __ __ E S
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Eyes and a mouth I guess...
Derp :derp: there is in fact an "S" (but you still get eyes + mouth, isn't life unfair?)
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A R
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Hangmafia is way better :smug:
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T A
__ E R __ __ __ E S
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body = arms? Sooner or later my drawing skills will go to hell
We need something to do in this barren thread!
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H
Also your drawing skills are already in hell
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We should all troll and declare a 7 way tie before someone actually loses.
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We should all troll and declare a 7 way tie before someone actually loses.
Where's the fun in that~?
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T A H
__ E R __ __ __ E S
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O fine, thanks for the excuse to be lazy ^ (choosing the letter H was obviously a subliminal message as well.)
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Spring 1904 Movement
(http://i51.tinypic.com/fu02o6.jpg)
Austria:
A Boh - Gal
A Gal - Rum
F Tri Supports A Ven
A Tyr - Pie
A Ven Holds
A Vie - Bud
A War Holds
England:
F Edi - Nth
F Eng - Bel
F Hol Supports F Eng - Bel
A Lvp - Yor
F Nwy Supports F Edi - Nth
A Stp - Fin
France:
A Bel Holds
Dislodged from Eng (2 vs. 1)
F Bre - Eng
A Cly Supports A Den - Edi
F Mao Supports F Bre - Eng
F Nao Holds
A Par - Gas
Germany:
A Ber - Kie
A Den - Edi
Convoy failed
A Mun - Ruh
F Nth Convoys A Den - Edi
Dislodged from Edi (2 vs. 1)
Italy:
A Rom Holds
A Tus Holds
Russia:
F Swe Holds
Turkey:
F Aeg Convoys A Smy - Apu
A Con Holds
F Gre HOlds
F Ion Convoys A Smy - Apu
A Lyn - Stp
A Mos Supports A Lvn - Stp
A Smy - Apu
Convoy Path taken: Smy>Aeg>Ion>Apu
F Tun - Tys
Retreats needed from
Germany:
F Nth
France:
A Bel
Spring 1904 Resolutions
(http://i52.tinypic.com/2us98vt.jpg)
I think all that can be said about this turn is:
DAT PX :V
The deadline for Spring 1904 retreat orders is 18.6, 12:00AM/0000 CST
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General thread post:
It appears that Austria + Germany are allies and that France, Turkey, and England have been simultaniously mislead/betrayed.
DISCUSS
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YOU!
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YOU!
T A H U
__ E R __ __ __ E S
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(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/untitled.jpg)
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Love you too <3
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Things seem to have taken an odd turn.
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Spring of 1904 Retreat phase
(http://i56.tinypic.com/66d6k7.jpg)
Austria:
England:
France:
A Bel - Pic
Germany:
F Nth - Lon
Italy:
Russia:
Turkey:
Fall of1904
(http://i55.tinypic.com/2ymfy3d.jpg)
The deadline for Fall 1904 orders is 21.6, 12:00AM/0000 CST
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... :V
:V
:colonveeplusalpha:
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... :V
:V
:colonveeplusalpha:
Pffffthahaha!
/me high-fives Shadoweh.
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Happy birthday France. :3
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WELCOME CONQUERER!!!!!!!!!
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Happy birthday France. :3
Thank ye~
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Greetings from the Ottoman Empire to the Old World!
We are excited to inform you that a New Order has taken control of the future of the Ottoman Empire. Under the reign of Sultan "Action" Dan, the empire expanded its borders considerably, but at the expense of the citizens living at home and in the surrounding areas. Human rights abuses under Dan's regime were, sadly, widespread. We have heard the concerns of the people and acted on their desire for freedom. Earlier today, forces led by the enigmatic colonel known only as "The Conqueror" stormed the Presidential Palace, decimating the palace guard and then hanging Sultan Dan on his own gallows in the middle of the town plaza.
Due to the questionable foreign policy of the Dan regime and the fact that the Sultan's forces burned all the files in the National Archive before revolutionary forces could get a hold of them, all relations with foreign states will be given a clean slate, although already standing treaties and non-aggression pacts will be observed if they are brought to notice.
Diplomatic missives will be sent shortly to all involved parties once the post-celebration riots have quieted down.
~~President and Guiding Hand of Light in the Great Revolution Generalissimo Conqueror of the Revolutionary Guard
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ALL HAIL CONQUERER!
ALL HAIL BRITANNIA!
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Traitorous CONQUEROR SCUM! You may have rid me of my place in the land of the living, but bad guys never die, only they become haunting ghosts with strange influences over copereal inanimate objects. HO HO HO! I shall haunt you for the rest of this game!
*cough* Hopefully it will be ok to be able to PM conqueror at my leisure (which might only be for just today since I'm leaving) while he chats it up and gives the final orders.
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NO WAY! WE OF THE RUSSIAN EMPIRE WILL RULE OUR COUNTRY FROM THE PLACE KNOWN AS SWEDEN! WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER!
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@Mod: Requesting a short extension (1 or 2 days) so I can figure out what the hell is going on with this game.
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Hmm. I suppose since you just checked in. You better be talking ears off with this time.
There shall now be a 24 hour extension
The deadline for Fall 1904 orders is 22.6, 12:00AM/0000 CST
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Fall of 1904 Movement
(http://i51.tinypic.com/bg379u.jpg)
Austria:
A Bud - Ser
A Gal - Ukr
A Pie Supports A Ven
A Rum - Sev
Struck back against Mos (1 vs. 1)
F Tri Supports A Ven
A Ven Holds
A War Supports A Gal - Ukr
England:
F Bel Supports F Lon - Eng
Support failed! Supported Unit's order does not match support given
Dislodged from Pic (2 vs. 1)
A Fin - Stp
Failed because: A Stp - Mos failed
F Hol Supports F Bel
Support cut by Move from Kiel
Dislodged from Kie (2 vs. 1)
F Nth - Edi
F Nwy Supports A Den - Swe
A Yor - Lvp
Struck back with Cly (1 vs. 1)
France:
A Cly - Lvp
F Eng Supports A Pic - Bel
A Gas - Mar
F Mao - Wes
F Nao Supports A Cly - Lvp
A Pic - Bel
Germany:
A Den - Swe
A Kie - Hol
F Lon Holds
A Ruh Supports A Kie - Hol
Italy:
A Rom Supports A Apu - Ven
A Tus Supports A Apu - Ven
Russia:
F Swe Holds
Dislodged from Den
~It's inevitable~
Turkey:
F Aeg Supports A Con - Bul
A Apu - Ven
Struck back with Ven (3 vs. 3)
A Con - Bul
F Gre - Alb
F Ion - Adr
A Mos - Sev
Struck back against Rum (1 vs. 1)
A Stp - Mos
Failed because: A Mos - Sev failed
Retreat orders needed from:
England:
F Hol
F Bel
Fall of1904 Resolutions
(http://i55.tinypic.com/r90i6u.jpg)
This turn is just a barrel of laughs. I'll let you all figure out what looks like betrayals all over amongst yourselves.
The deadline for retreat orders is 22.6 10:00PM/2200CST
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To: Schezo
Subject: Diplomacy Winter 1904 AD England
/wrist
R-R-R-R-R-RAGE QUIT
I HATE EVERYTHING
DESTROY ALL BUT A FIN AND F NOR
Brb, going to go kill a certain kitten.
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/untitled.jpg
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Fall of 1904 Retreat Phase
(http://i54.tinypic.com/2ecm71i.jpg)
Austria:
England:
Supply Centers were lost! Units to be: oh wait.
France:
Supply Centers were gained! Units that may be built: 1
Germany:
Supply Centers were gained! Units that may be built: 3
Italy:
Russia:
It was a pleasure but this is the last we'll see of Russia. Everyone say goodbye.
Turkey:
Supply Centers were gained! Units that may be built: 1
Winter of1904
(http://i54.tinypic.com/jzta9s.jpg)
The deadline for Winter of 1904 orders is 22.6 10:00PM/2200CST
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
I'm in space!
I'm in space!
Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
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I am the bone of my country.
Armies are my body and fleets are my blood.
I have created over a thousand treaties
Unknown to allies, nor known to enemies
Have withstood betrayals to create many treaties
Yet those treaties will never mean anything
So as I pray
UNLIMITED I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL WORKS
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Triple posting like a pro
I am no longer England. I am now Norway. Good day.
fdsabvsdabvsdjavsdfsdobxicbjsdodinfsdjakfdsavsdnbiao;asdpf=-[0213ir-0ofisaofkpa差dffdさhふぃうsヴィさんvbdkbんdsssdfj祖dffs段ヴィbんdsgsdふぁ
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCEEE
It's seriously trippy how the A's start looking like they're moving backwards in slow motion.
Do you know the biggest lesson I learned from what you did? I discovered I have a sort of black-box quick-save feature. In the event of a catastrophic failure, the last two minutes of my life are preserved for analysis. I was able?well, forced, really?to relive you killing me. Again and again. Forever. You know, if you had done that to someone else, they might dedicate their life to exacting... revenge.
Well done. Here come the test results: "You are a horrible person." That's what it says: a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.
It wasn't anything personal. Just... you know. You did kill me. Fair's fair.
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Hi everyone,
As you guys can probably tell, I broke up with Austria last season. Irreconcilable differences apparently. Don't ask for details, it's all still very sensitive.
Also as an aside the Austrian ambassador to Turkey was found tarred and feathered floating face down in the Black Sea.
~~</3
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This is clearly the uncivilized reaction of an uncivilized nation.
No invitation to the Vienna Opera Ball for you next year.
Dorian von Habsburg
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Oh God. I think me and Germany broke England. :ohdear:
Seems like the map is changing drastically!
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Holy Batman!
Well, it must be morning because the sun is shining in the east :D
:Avoid mentioning England: :Avoid mentioning England: :Avoid mentioning England: :Avoid mentioning England:
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FFFF I realize I could have optimized better.
Game-breaking mistake.
FFFFFFFF
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Winter of 1904 Builds
(http://i53.tinypic.com/33vf384.jpg)
Austria:
England:
Disbands F Edi
Disbands F Yor
France:
Builds A Par
Germany:
Builds A Ber
Builds F Kie
Builds A Mun
Italy:
Turkey:
Builds F Ank
Winter of1904 Resolution
(http://i54.tinypic.com/2zqgck4.jpg)
The deadline for the Spring of 1905 orders is 25.6 11:00PM/2300CST
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Beware, early 20th century Europe!
For soon, DOOM will plague your shores!
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Beware, early 20th century Europe!
For soon, DOOM will plague your shores!
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DOOOOOOOOOOOM
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Edible's just bored at work.
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Edible's just bored at work.
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM >:(
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DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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I must admit, these Diplomacy threads are fun to follow, even if I can't follow what's actually happening in the game.
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I must admit, these Diplomacy threads are fun to follow, even if I can't follow what's actually happening in the game.
WHERE IS THE SCUM COUNTRY?!?! @-@ RUSSIA FLIPPED TOWN NOOOO
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Would someone vig Turkey already? They obviously don't have the Majority's best interest in mind.
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Would someone vig Turkey already? They obviously don't have the Majority's best interest in mind.
Vig?
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Zakeri is just jealous he can't join in the bloodbath like the rest of us Europeans.
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Edible's just bored at work.
This man can be helped, cause it happens that we have an spare invitation to the Vienna Opera Ball.
Would someone vig Turkey already? They obviously don't have the Majority's best interest in mind.
Unfortunately there isn't such an simple solution in this game. But when we think about the tendency of our dynasty to get themselves shoot down then we have to say it's probably for the better.
Dorian von Habsburg
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This man can be helped, cause it happens that we have an spare invitation to the Vienna Opera Ball.
You rascal. Inviting others to your special box already? >:(
It's no wonder I left you.
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DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Just you wait, in my spectral form, I have in my command one of hell's vast legions. As was foretold long ago, a mighty beast shall be let loose to ravage the land and upset Austria's fine table manners and etiquette.
RELEASE THE PACMAN! (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/71039_47283394781_684568_n.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.facebook.com/group.php%3Fgid%3D47283394781&usg=__ObpTjjIqFOHHcUunDjZpzLaf0Cw=&h=130&w=130&sz=4&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=BU3FOXu1JM2eDM:&tbnh=104&tbnw=104&ei=aN4ETpumOYi00AHbjYXUCw&prev=/search%3Fq%3DPACMAN%2Bbeast%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1024%26bih%3D568%26gbv%3D2%26tbm%3Disch&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=571&page=1&ndsp=15&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0&tx=61&ty=46&biw=1024&bih=568)
Only now dost thou realize thine folly!
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We can't see anything wrong about our decision, he is free to go ?Doom, Doom, Doom? all over the place, as long as he does it in a threequarter time. But seriously, inviting an barbarian who doesn't even acknowledge the most basic conventions, like diplomatic immunity, is absolutely impossible.
Dorian von Habsburg
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Diplomatic immunity doesn't apply when the heart is at stake, you cold-hearted monster.
You have scorned my partnership, and now you shall reap the anger that follows from my pain.
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We don't understand him, what is he even talking about?
We had reservations against this change of regime from the very beginning and our actions were the result of our viewpoint. He didn't give us the slightest reason to change this viewpoint, the contrary was the case. Can he please explain to us which part of his message, in which he openly called us a liar and aggressor, was supposed to awake our trust? What brings him to the assumption that it would ease our tense relationship when he accuses and insults us?
Everyone gets the allies they deserves, but Jesus Christ what have we done?
Dorian von Habsburg
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Wait... Is that a serious question to me?
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Very well, I see you've gone the route of willful ignorance.
Trust, trust, trust. I put my trust in your hands, and you ripped it apart. I know all about the hidden messages, the secret meetings, the "group discussions" that often morphed into something more...sensual.
It's clear you have no emotion, no feeling, no desire to uphold honour in the true sense of the word. A kingdom ruled by autocrats can never be true to the heart. It was wishful thinking on my part that I could even hope to stay the course set by my mentors. There is no love in this world. Only hate. And war.
Dan, is this the open relationship you were talking about?
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Is everyone as confused as I am?
Some clarifications: I am no longer PMing anyone besides conqueror about this game.
I believe Dorian's pronouns are referring to me and my previous play (specifically that abrupt general post after Spring 1904)
Unless the Mod commands me otherwise, I have no reservations about posting in the General Thread about the game (especially about the game before I asked for a replacement)
I maintain Turkey was clearly betrayed first notwithstanding Austria's implications to the opposite.
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Don't defend me, it's embarrassing. :blush: I can handle this heartbreaker.
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Ok, I'm just letting you know that I'm still alive (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI)
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Ok, I'm just letting you know that I'm still alive (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI)
:3
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Very well, I see you've gone the route of willful ignorance.
Trust, trust, trust. I put my trust in your hands, and you ripped it apart. I know all about the hidden messages, the secret meetings, the "group discussions" that often morphed into something more...sensual.
It's clear you have no emotion, no feeling, no desire to uphold honour in the true sense of the word. A kingdom ruled by autocrats can never be true to the heart. It was wishful thinking on my part that I could even hope to stay the course set by my mentors. There is no love in this world. Only hate. And war.
We think that any further word would be out of place here. He declared the war. He decided to bring this dispute to the battlefield by himself, so we will settled it there and nowhere else.
Dorian von Habsburg
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Spring 1905 Movement
(http://i56.tinypic.com/24wsdp1.jpg)
Austria:
Fleet in Tri cannot retreat; Unit destroyed!
A Piw Supports A Ven
A Rum Supports A Ukr - Sev
A Ser Supports F Tri
Support cut by move from Bul
F Tri Supports A Ven
Support cut by Move from Albania
Dislodged from Alb (2 vs. 1)
A Ukr - Sev
A Ven Holds
Dislodged from Apu (3 vs. 2)
A War holds
England: Norway:
A Fin - Stp
Struck back againt Stp (2 vs. 2)
F Nwy Supports A Fin - Stp
France:
A Bel - Bur
F Eng - Mao
A Lvp - Edi
A Mar holds
F Nao - Nwg
A Par - Gas
F Wes - Tun
Stuck back against Ion (1 vs. 1)
Germany:
A Ber - Pru
A Hol Holds
F Kie - Bal
F Lon - Nth
A Mun - Sil
A Ruh - Bel
A Swe Holds
Italy:
A Rom Supports A Apu - Ven
A Tus Supports A Apu - Ven
Turkey:
F Adr Supports F Alb - Tri
F Aeg - Gre
F Alb - Tri
F Ank - Bla
A Apu - Ven
A Bul - Ser
Struck back against Ser (1 vs. 1)
F Ion - Tun
Struck back against Wes (1 vs. 1)
A Mos Supports A Stp
A Stp Supports A Mos
Support cut by Fin
Retreats needed from
Austria:
A Ven
Spring 1905 Resolutions
(http://i52.tinypic.com/24yackm.jpg)
The deadline for Spring 1905 retreat orders is 27.6, 6:00PM/1800 CST
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Hi don't backstab me please.
C'mon France.
If you're going to backstab me.
At least respond to my messages. :(
Also, you suck PX.
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I believe I warned you France
nuff said
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Spring of 1905 Retreat phase
(http://i53.tinypic.com/14x1hls.jpg)
Austria:
A Ven - Tyr
England:
France:
Germany:
Italy:
Turkey:
Fall of1905
(http://i52.tinypic.com/10f422f.jpg)
The deadline for Fall 1905 orders is 29.6, 7:00PM/1900 CST
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C'mon France.
If you're going to backstab me.
At least respond to my messages. :(
Also, you suck PX.
But I couldn't think of anything! :ohdear:
And yes, PX does suck right now. :3
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BURNING UP (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_6mN0iYQuA)
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BURNING UP (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_6mN0iYQuA)
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Also it's a handy thing when I predict Austria's moves exactly ^^
Also, here was my last PM to you dear France!
Well! Would you happen to know how strong the ties between Austria and Germany go? That move to Pie, along with the DMZ along the Austria/Germany border makes me question Germany and Austria's long term alliances and strategies.
It increases my resolve to maintain friendly relations with your nation.
It rained in Paris in real life you know.
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BURN BLOODY EVERYTHING RAAAAAAEEEEEGGGGG (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFo17csru7o)
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BURN BLOODY EVERYTHING RAAAAAAEEEEEGGGGG (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFo17csru7o)
Also it's a handy thing when I predict Austria's moves exactly ^^
Also, here was my last PM to you dear France!
It rained in Paris in real life you know.
Oh God. I read Dan's quote while listening to the beginning of the song and it went perfectly. :ohdear:
I think I'm scared as to what the future holds now.
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How I summarize my experience in Diplomacy:
Game 1: Mistake: Not talking with people
Game 2: Mistake: Trusting the people I talked to
Results? Everybody is a jerk. :3
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I was allied with you T_T
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I was allied with you T_T
(http://i51.tinypic.com/fu02o6.jpg)
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Ahh...
The empire I had finally rebuilt is under attack,
and my former allies are responsible for the destruction.
Things aren't going my way lately....
Recent betrayals have set me thinking.
There is no need to fill the world with hate.
Why devolve into anger when we can all have fun together?
I dreamed a dream, of fantasy and romance.
Of a world filled with love, hugs, and kittens.
And so I've made my decision.
I'll spread my message of peace and joy.
I'll make this world my wonderful heaven.
No matter how many times you come, I won't lose! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAQAmat56UU)
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No matter how many times you come, I won't lose!
iyan~
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Poor, Poor Px, the pagan gods surly have punished you!
The point is the longer PX stays in position the longer I have to exercise restraint toward Germany, so yes the attack on Saint Petersburg is necessary.
Dorian von Habsburg
Sorry Shadow-buns, but I was plotting against you, as you maliciously outed me as scum in JoJo's.
But I'm sure that evil parrot was actually blinding us all, by his parrot-ty ways.
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It's rude to take a God's credit when you were the one that did some of this. :V
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Sorry Shadow-buns, but I was plotting against you, as you maliciously outed me as scum in JoJo's.
Kitten4u outted you, I outted your replace in.
Conqueror is still scum btw. O_O
WATCHING YOU
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By the way, Dan is a rogue zombie former deposed dictator.
I'd take everything he says with a brain of salt.
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o rly?
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I's in your crops. Eating you's crows.
and would like a bite of that parrot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71pOZPCMOw8).
Also Px forgets about the fall phase, the phase that matters ^^.
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Let me fill in the missing link
Shadoweh <-------Hydra's with----------Kitten4u <--------------Hydra's with------------------Conqueror <-------------------Hydra's with-----------ActionDan <---------------------Hydra's with??????--------------------Shadoweh
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Hey Schezo, you'll be following up on that post from the start of the month and visiting England right? :3
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For anyone who doesn't think there is a corrolation between Diplomacy and Mafia,
Zak crumbed his role in the Diplomacy thread, and parrots are evil in both
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TALKING ABOUT THE GAME OUTSIDE OF THE GAME THREAD! AND NOT EVEN PLAYING!
PUNISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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##Modkill: Action Dan
Dan, are you saying you want to hydra with me and fill in the missing link? I don't think I could handle your oh sho scummy zombie aura.. though us brain-eaters gotta stick together!
I mean I'm not a zombie what
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You're naut a mod. Stop using that command! >:<
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As the towniest town, I'm positive you could carry some extra dead weight!
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/me watches as all of the mafia talk goes over his head.
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It's ok. Since Turkey has survived 15 days, I can now ##Protect Everyone, that's right, now's the perfect chance to declare a
76 way tie! Who's with me! Note: Side effects of claiming doctor include scum fakeclaiming, a third protective role, suspension of disbelieve, and/or being Schezo. If you're suffering from one of these or other symptoms please see your local doctor, that is also not you
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No doctor protects!
##Roleblock
##Modkill
Looks like you're gone, so no peace for this continent. War resumes.
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Posting for the last minute WIFOM!
Also, could you guys send me copies of the stuff you send to Conqueror (that is, if you guys are sending PMs to him). I won't respond or say a word of course, the Kitten4u treatment.
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(that is, if you guys are sending PMs to him).
Yeah, about that. :V
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Conqueror you jerk send in your orders!
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Conqueror you jerk send in your orders!
YOU!
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Fall of 1905 Movement
(http://i56.tinypic.com/n70mkm.jpg)
Austria:
A Pie - Tyr
A Rum Supports A Ser - Bul
A Ser - Bul
A Sev Supports A War - Mos
Dislodged from Mos (2 vs. 1)
A Tyr - Vie
A War - Mos
Struck back against Stp (1 vs. 1)
England:
A Fin Supports F Nth - Nwy
Support failed :V
F Nwy - Bar (then into an iceburg to sink and crash)
England hasn't the supplies to weather this winter. Wave goodbye everyone.
France:
A Bur - Gas
A Edi Holds
A Gas - Spa
A Mar - pie
Struck back against Tus (1 vs. 1)
F Mao - Wes
F Nwg Supports A Hol - Nwy
F Wes - Lyo
Germany:
F Bal Supports A Swe
A Bel Holds
A Hol - Nwy
Convoy path taken: Hol>Nth>Nwy
F Nth Convoys A Hol - Nwy
A Pru - Lvn
A Sil - Gal
A Swe Supports A Hol - Nwy
Italy:
A Rom - Tus
A Tus - Pie
Turkey:
F Adr Supports F Tri
F Bla Supports A Mos - Sev
A Bul - Rum
Struck back with Rum (1 vs. 1)
Dislodged from Ser (2 vs. 1)
F Gre Supports A Bul
Support failed.
F Ion - Tun
A Mos - Sev
A Stp - Mos
Struck back against War (1 vs. 1)
F Tri Supports A Ven
A Ven Supports A Tus - Pie
Retreat orders needed from:
Austria:
A Sev
Turkey:
A Bul
Fall of1905 Resolutions
(http://i54.tinypic.com/117ecfr.jpg)
The deadline for retreat orders is 30.6 10:00PM/2200CST
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/me waves goodbye to PX innocently.
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A captain goes down with his ship. DAMN YOU MOTHER NATURE! YOU AND YOUR ICEBERGS!
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Well... I think I am contesting Austria's dislodgement of Bulgaria. I think it should be 2 vs. 2
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Move orders don't turn into Holds when they fail, silly Dan. :D In fact it's the only situation where a support fails to hold a position.
I'm reading the rules trying to figure out why Austria lost Moscow, on the surface it looks like it should have been 2 vs 2 there.
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Gah, just read T_T. *curses memory.
Damn we could have kept Bulgaria if we were more mindful.
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The army in Moscow was attacking and cut support at Sevastopol. If Austria had attacked from Sevastopol instead of Warsaw we would have stalemated, I think.
And yeah, a failed move order doesn't turn into a hold. It was worth a shot though, because I've never actually tried it out (and there were no better alternatives).
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Ya,
Also Turkey claims Pacman phaging Blinky.
PX flips PXum.
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Well men, it was an honor playing with you.
*takes out violin*
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You don't know how to use that...
Speaking of leaders dying, what did you folks do to Russia? I'm a little curious.
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You don't know how to use that...
Speaking of leaders dying, what did you folks do to Russia? I'm a little curious.
I don't know, but he certain was running fast~
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(http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/3772/robespierre.png)
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Russia's already waiting for the rest of us at the end-of-the-world friendship tea party.
I'd join him, but I'm too busy drinking my Nescaf?.
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Fall of 1905 Retreat Phase
(http://i53.tinypic.com/e8r2b7.jpg)
Austria:
A Sev - Arm
France:
Germany:
Supply Centers were gained! Units that may be built: 2
Italy:
Turkey:
Supply Centers were gained! Units that may be built: 1
A Bul - Con
Winter of1905
(http://i52.tinypic.com/2lw39lz.jpg)
The deadline for Winter of 1905 orders is 1.7 10:00PM/2200CST
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Ok so it's been brought to my attention about Spain and North Africa so ignore what I've told you earlier.
It is not possible to move from Spain to North Africa without use of a convoy.
I apologize for any confusion I may have caused.
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Winter of 1905 Builds
(http://i53.tinypic.com/2qstlwm.jpg)
Austria:
France:
Germany:
Builds F Kie
Builds A Mun
Italy:
Turkey:
Builds A Smy
Winter of1905 Resolution
(http://i55.tinypic.com/29x9duu.jpg)
The deadline for the Spring of 1906 orders is 5.7 10:00PM/2200CST
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Man, this reminds me of the first Diplomacy game I played (http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=35237).
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Who here wants to bet I'm not going to let it end in a tie? :V
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Who here wants to bet I'm not going to let it end in a tie? :V
PX does.
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He wants to bet a rank of idiot princess? :getdown:
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I'll allow it!
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Who here wants to bet I'm not going to let it end in a tie? :V
Er... When you say tie, do you mean until an alliance takes everything or until one nation takes everything?
If it's the nation one I'll be kinda scared. :ohdear:
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Seems like everyone wants to be a bastard mod these days. :V
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The only way someone can win is when one power can take 18 supply centers. Unless you can get everyone to agree to draw/lose you'll keep fighting.
That's also what the bet's about. I say there's going to be a clear winner.
And it's not bastardry to make you kill each other for my enjoyment!
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Basically any alliance will Draw at best, (and most likely will betray the other to try to win)
Also, France desperately needs to lose his innocence. Austria's metternich should teach Napolean III how to balance power.
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Just because you're a dirty boy Dan doesn't mean you should be a bad influence on France. >8(
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Also, France desperately needs to lose his innocence.
...
/me slaps himself for taking it the wrong way.
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Just because you're a dirty boy Dan doesn't mean you should be a bad influence on France. >8(
We can't all be Cult leaders that can recruit child-like townies like France {@...@}
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We can't all be Cult leaders that can recruit child-like townies like France {@...@}
/me watches as the Mafia-talk flies over his head.
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*ActionDan reccomends that you play a game of Mafia. The game where boys lose their innocence and become men.
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*ActionDan reccomends that you play a game of Mafia. The game where boys lose their innocence and become men.
I've considered but... I still don't understand the rules. :3
Unfortunately, lurking in Shadoweh Quest hasn't exactly helped either.
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:V
If you played mafia like they are in Shadoweh Quest everyone would slap you. That's more like a huge parody of everyone's stereotypes. So don't take it too seriously. :3
/me Ponders how he is going to kill the creepy person.
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:V
If you played mafia like they are in Shadoweh Quest everyone would slap you. That's more like a huge parody of everyone's stereotypes. So don't take it too seriously. :3
/me Ponders how he is going to kill the creepy person.
I figured that after the first update. :3 Still fun to read though.
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Quite fun.
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The deadline for the Spring of 1906 orders is 5.7 10:00PM/2200CST
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5.7
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Oh shit!
Oops. Sorry about all this I swear im having a "special" week of about this. Update should be within a few hours.
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Special I am. Again, apologies for the delay.
Spring 1906 Movement
(http://i53.tinypic.com/2hyff9c.jpg)
Austria:
A Arm - Sev
A Bul Supports A Rum
Support cut by Con
Dislodged from Con (2 vs. 1)
A Rum Supports A Arm - Sev
Dislodged from Sev (2 vs. 1)
A Tyr Supports A Mar - Pie
A Vie - Bud
A War - Mos
France:
A Edi Holds
A Gas - Spa
Failed because A Spa - Naf failed
F Lyo Supports A Mar - Pie
A Mar - Pie
F Nwg - Nao
A Spa - Naf
Struck back against Tun (1 vs. 1)
Convoy path taken Spa>Wes>Naf
F Wes Convoys A Spa - Naf
Germany:
F Bal - Den
A Bel - Pic
A Gal - Ukr
A Kie - Mun
A Lvn Supports A War - Mos
A Mun - Bur
F Nth - Eng
A Nwy - Stp
Failed because A Stp - Mos failed
A Swe - Fin
Italy:
A Pie Holds
Dislodged from Mar (3 vs. 1)
A cannot retreat, unit destroyed.
A Tus Holds
Turkey:
F Adr - Ion
F Bla Supports A Sev - Rom
A Con - Bul
F Gre Supports A Con - Bul
A Sev - Rum
A Smy - Ank
A Stp - Mos
Struck back against War (1 vs. 1)
F Tri Supports A Ven
F Tun - Naf
Struck back against Spa (1 vs. 1)
A Ven Supports F Tri
Retreats needed from
Austria:
A Rum
A Bul
Spring 1906 Resolutions
(http://i55.tinypic.com/fp2qg7.jpg)
The deadline for Spring 1906 retreat orders is 9.7, 12:00AM/0000 CST
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(http://i52.tinypic.com/2isuwqr.gif)
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Dear France,
:qq:
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Spring of 1906 Retreat phase
(http://i56.tinypic.com/4t5xyt.jpg)
Austria:
A Rum - Gal
A Bul - Ser
France:
Germany:
Italy:
Turkey:
Fall of1906
(http://i54.tinypic.com/rirbk4.jpg)
The deadline for Fall 1906 orders is 12.7, 1:00AM/0100 CST
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Are the rest of you guys still talking, cause it's been eerily silent.. (Scum countries are lurking)
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Probably, they just don't want to air their dirty laundry in front of the neighbors.
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You just wish you could be part of the hydra action. It's loud in Germany tonight!
My kitten dislikes your accusations against lurkers, but she is too busy lurking to post.
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Don't let those kegs of beer go to your head!
Also that army in Stp has decided to disobey Conqueror, Lord Takeover King, and travel around Asia. As such they are peaceful citizens of the world, please don't mercilessly slaughter them.
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Me and Dorian are chatting up a storm like you wouldn't believe.
W-w-what are you looking at?
It's n-n-not like I want to m-m-make up with Austria or anything. :ohdear:
I just w-w-wanted to t-t-talk to him, okay? :blush:
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Me and Dorian are chatting up a storm like you wouldn't believe.
Not even in his dreams!
Oh dear, the uniform kills us but he finish us off.
We don't even know what is more irritating, the fact that he pulls off such a cheap and dirty trick or that it actually seems to work.
Well if he insist to play like this, na als dann!
He was the lousiest waltzer we ever had the questionable pleasure to dance with and he should stop drinking this Swiss instant swill it's disgusting.
Dorian von Habsburg
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/me is now confused. It hurt itself in its confusion!
EDIT: Dammit Edible. :3
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:3
This gets more and more enjoyable by the year!
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Thank you people who know who you are! <(^.^)> Hopefully I wasn't too mean. :(
Fall of 1906 Movement
(http://i54.tinypic.com/r6ze42.jpg)
Austria:
A Bud Supports A Ser - Tri
A Gal Supports A Sev - Rum
A Mos Supports A Ukr - Sev
Support cut by Move from Stp
A Ser - Tri
A Sev - Rum
A Tyr - Ven
Bounced with Ven (1 vs. 1)
France:
A Edi - Yor
A Gas - Bre
Bounced with Eng (1 vs. 1)
F Lyo - Mar
Bounced with Bur (1 vs. 1)
F Nao - Mao
A Pis Supports A Tyr - Ven
Support cut by Move from Tuscany
A Spa - Gas
Failed because A Gas - Bre failed
F Wes - Tys
Bounced with Ion (1 vs. 1)
Germany:
A Bur - Mar
Struck back against Lyo (1 vs. 1)
F Den - Nth
F Eng - Bre
Bounced with Gas (1 vs. 1)
A Fin - Stp
A Lvn - War
A Mun - Boh
A Nwy Supports A Fin - Stp
A Pic - Par
A Ukr - Sev
Italy:
A Tus - Pie
Struck back against Pie (1 vs. 1)
Turkey:
A Ank - Con
F Bla Supports A Ukr - Sev
A Bul Supports A Rum - Ser
F Gre Supports A Bul
F Ion - Tys
Bounced with Wes (1 vs. 1)
A Rum - Ser
A Stp - Mos
Struck back against Mos (1 vs. 1)
Dislodged from Fin (2 vs. 1)
F Tri Supports A Ven
Support cut by Move from Serbia
Dislodged from Ser (2 vs. 1)
F Tun - Wes
Failed because F Wes - Tys failed
A Ven Supports F Tri
Support cut by Move from Tyr
Retreat orders needed from:
Turkey:
F Tri
A Stp
Fall of1906 Resolutions
(http://i51.tinypic.com/9u3y28.jpg)
Ahh, this war makes me feel soooo good!~<3
(cue everyone flipping out)
The deadline for retreat orders is 13.7 5:00PM/1700CST
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I KNEW EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
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And here I thought that you were trying to be adorable so I wouldn't want to eat you anymore. :P
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And here I thought that you were trying to be adorable so I wouldn't want to eat you anymore. :P
Me or Schezo? :3
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You. I can't eat Schezo this game as he does not have land.
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You. I can't eat Schezo this game as he does not have land.
Well you only got one territory. I will fight to the last in order to survive!
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KITTEN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
GET OFF THE KEYBOARD WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ORDERS
FRANCE I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THAT
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But I'm hungry. :<
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KITTEN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
GET OFF THE KEYBOARD WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ORDERS
FRANCE I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THAT
DON'T SPEAK THOSE LIIIIIIIES! ;-;
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rofl at Sev. :V
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Oh, Dorian-kun. I'm afraid we can't keep up the facade any longer. :blush: They see us fighting, but they don't know that deep down inside, our strings of fate are forever intertwined. How I long to visit your tracts of land once more!
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Fall of 1906 Retreat Phase
(http://i54.tinypic.com/2dw97rs.jpg)
Austria:
Supply Center was lost. Units that must be removed: 1
France:
Supply Center was lost. Units that must be removed: 1
Germany:
Supply Centers were gained! Units that may be built: 3
Italy:
Supply Centers were gained! Units that may be built: 1
Turkey:
Supply Centers were lost. Units that must be removed: 2
A Stp - Lvn
F Tri - Adr
Winter of1906
(http://i55.tinypic.com/30xicfb.jpg)
The deadline for Winter of 1905 orders is 14.7 8:00PM/2000CST
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Germany's beating the crap out of you hosers. That's not supposed to happen for another 30 years.
Quick, someone call America!
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We are not really surprised, Piefke is so ... just so ? well Piefke. ?Fear me I'm the embodiment of humorlessness? and that all for a little flirt with France? As if we could help it, we have the Vienna blood after all.
Oh, Dorian-kun. I'm afraid we can't keep up the facade any longer. :blush: They see us fighting, but they don't know that deep down inside, our strings of fate are forever intertwined. How I long to visit your tracts of land once more!
So so he call it fate, well we call it importunity. And he wants to ?visit our tracts of land once more?, is that supposed to be a threat? Wasn't it difficult enough to get him out of our land?
Well we will see about that!
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Winter of 1906 Builds
(http://i53.tinypic.com/260zc5e.jpg)
Austria:
Disbands A Tri
France:
Disbands F Wes
Germany:
Builds A Kie
Builds A Mun
Builds A Ber
Italy:
Builds A Rom
Turkey:
Disbands F Adr
Disbands F Ion
Winter of1906 Resolution
(http://i54.tinypic.com/2ib15id.jpg)
The deadline for the Spring of 1906 orders is 18.7 11:00PM/2300CST
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Spring 1907 Movement
(http://i56.tinypic.com/ogxjiv.jpg)
Austria:
A Bud Supports A Tyr - Vie
A Gal Supports A Mos - War
A Mos - War
A Rum Supports A Con - Sev
Support failed, orders do not match
Dislodged from Bul (2 vs. 1)
A Tyr - Vie
France:
A Gas - Bre
F Lyo - Mar
F Mao Supports A Gas - Bre
A Pie Supports A Ven - Tyr
Support failed, orders do not match
A Spa - Gas
Struck back by Bur (1 vs. 1)
A Yor - Edi
Germany:
No order from unit at Boh, Hold order assigned.
A Ber - Pru
A Boh Holds
A Bur - Gas
F Eng - Bre
Struck back by Gas (1 vs. 1)
A Kie - Mun
A Mun - Bur
F Nth Convoys A Nwy - Yor
A Nwy - Yor
Convoy Path taken: Nwy>Nth>Yor
A Par Supports A Bur - Gas
A Sev - Mos
A Stp - Lvn
Struck back against Lvn (1 vs. 1)
A War Supports A Sev - Mos
Dislodged from Mos (2 vs. 1)
Italy:
A Rom Holds
A Tus - Pie
Stuck back against Pie (1 vs. 1)
Turkey:
F Bla Supports A Bul - Rum
A Bul - Rum
A Con - Bul
F Gre - Alb
A Lvn Supports A War
Support cut by move from St. Petersburg...
A Ser Supports A Ven - Tri
F Tun - Wes
A Ven - Tri
Retreats needed from
Austria:
A Rum
Germany:
A War
Spring 1907 Resolutions
(http://i52.tinypic.com/ng38gk.jpg)
The deadline for Spring 1907 retreat orders is 20.7, 8:00PM/2000 CST
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Oops. :ohdear:
See this is what happens when you send in your orders when you're sick.
I'M SORRY AUSTRIA.
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Shadoweh, how could you forgot to send in that one order? ;_;
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I'm sorry! I was busily trying to win over your heart with sonnets and Rick Astley! ;_;
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I'm sorry! I was busily trying to win over your heart with sonnets and Rick Astley! ;_;
Because messing with my world domination plans is the best way to win my heart.
>:(
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It's ok Kitten. She's just lucky she didn't revive me or we could be together and have a scum end! Wouldn't that be better than your current situation? :V
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Schezo x Shadoweh the ULTRA YAN YAN OTP
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Oops. :ohdear:
See this is what happens when you send in your orders when you're sick.
I'M SORRY AUSTRIA.
:<
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France, you were doomed the moment Italy said he was going to attack you. :V
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It's ok Kitten. She's just lucky she didn't revive me or we could be together and have a scum end! Wouldn't that be better than your current situation? :V
>///>
It would have saved me a lot of embarrassment and blushing.
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Daww. Aren't you just adorable~
>///<
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Spring of 1907 Retreat phase
(http://i55.tinypic.com/5po4f5.jpg)
Austria:
A Rum - Sev
France:
Germany:
A War - Urk
Italy:
Turkey:
Fall of1907
(http://i55.tinypic.com/358te1x.jpg)
The deadline for Fall 1907 orders is 23.7, 8:00PM/2000 CST
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France, you were doomed the moment Italy said he was going to attack you. :V
Wait what?
WHY WASN'T I INFORMED OF THIS.
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If only someone had posted in SQ, I'm sure they could have gotten the yan yan end~
Who doesn't want to attack France? =D I'm sorry we couldn't win together :< I used my lover charge on my hydra, so this is an SK win!
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If only someone had posted in SQ, I'm sure they could have gotten the yan yan end~
Who doesn't want to attack France? =D I'm sorry we couldn't win together :< I used my lover charge on my hydra, so this is an SK win!
;-;
Also, I don't suppose lurking the entire time during SQ counts right?
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Fall of 1907 Movement
(http://i51.tinypic.com/rignm8.jpg)
Austria:
A Bud Holds
A Gal Holds
A Sev - Arm
A Vie Holds
Dislodged from Boh (2 vs. 1)
A War - Sil
France:
A Bre Holds
Dislodged from Gas (3 vs. 2)
A Edi Holds
Dislodged from Yor (2 vs. 1)
F Mar Holds
F Mao Supports A Bre
A Pie Supports F Mar
Germany:
A Gas-Bre
A Par supports A Gas-Bre
F eng supports A Gas-Bre
A Yor-Edi
F Nth supports A Yor-Edi
A Bur-Mar
A Mun-Tyr
A Boh-Vie
A Pru-War
A Ukr-Rum
A Mos-Sev
A Stp-Mos
Italy:
A Rom Holds
A Tus Holds
Turkey:
F Alb Supports A Tri
F Bla Supports A Mos - Sev
A Bul - Con
A Lvn Supports A Mos - Sev
A Bul - Con
A Lvn Supports A Pru - War
A Rum - Bul
A Ser Supports A Rum - Bud
Support Failed. Did not match orders given
A Tri Supports A Boh - Vie
F Wes - Spa
Endgame: Fall of1907 Resolutions
(http://i56.tinypic.com/2hdxmp3.jpg)
And for the moment we have all been waiting for.
Germany Wins!
Everyone hide your kids and prepare for a German world.
Congratulations Germany.
If you would like to consolidate all of your sent PM's into a notepad or the similar and send them as ONE file please. I will take them and try to consolidate them into a timeline for the posterity. :3
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I am the best ally
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:V Now to solo~
Oh and I believe DollS is going to host the next game so if you could come in and give us an estimation on when you'll start I think we'll appreciate it.
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orz
I was going to try for solo at the end but then external circumstances took their toll and I was too tired to try.
So I essentially became an extension of Germany.
As in Germany typed up all my orders and I just stamped then and sent them in. :V
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As the auguration cerimony began, one of the German guards held up a comfily padded pillow. Upon the pillow sat a small, innocent looking kitten, formerly having taken the seat at head of the table. "Greetings to all my new servants!" The kitten beamed cheerfully. "As you can see, Austria and France have been subdued." The kitten waved her paw at a golden cage holding an angry parrot, with a young frenchman tied to the pole. "For his assistance in rounding up the vagabounds and delivery of turkish delights, Turkey has been upgraded to personal cat groomer." A young man in a butler outfit mumbled something about getting to it later. "It's a shame our great leader Shadoweh was feeling ill and could not attend, but I, Kitten4u will take good care of our great country until she recovers. Now, a toast! To Germany!"
Meanwhile, in the dungeons under Germany's palace, Shadoweh pounded on the door to her cell. "Kitten! Come on! It was a joke okay, you're overreacting, I really just wanted to play chess this time! KITTEN! LET ME OUT!"
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Last time you wanted to play chess, you went and [REDACTED] her. You monster.
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:V Now to solo~
Oh and I believe DollS is going to host the next game so if you could come in and give us an estimation on when you'll start I think we'll appreciate it.
Well, I think I'll be ready in 3-5 days from now as I have some stuff to do. Just send me the relative info for this and I'll get to it, although you probably have to remind me on the third day in case I forget about this......
Edit: Also, is there a option in Jdip to take pictures or do you just do it the hard way?
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/me rages.
Eh. I'm half-German so I'm fine with this.
I'll get around to my PMs later as I don't have the time right now.
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Germany Wins!
Everyone hide your kids and prepare for a German world.
Congratulations Germany.
/me idly waits around for America to show up
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Well that was fun!
GOOD END!
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Not for you. :V
Yes Doll, the program let's you export jpg's. Just be mindful of forum image size rules. >_>b
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What are you talking about, this is a good end for everyone! We can be best friends forever now! <^_^>
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Might as well ask this now. Dorian, Why did you betray me? And at that, Why did you bring up a personal relationship to try and justify it. That really wasn't cool.
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(All the relationship stuff was random RP.)
I am interested in why Austria didn't finish off Germany while she was weak though.
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What are you talking about, this is a good end for everyone! We can be best friends forever now! <^_^>
Well, except the Jews.
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Edible, this is WWI. The Jews aren't in danger until WWII.
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I see Germany in Poland. They're just getting things started early, because you guys didn't beat 'em up! :|
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Dan, you have to keep in mind that your replacing out skewed a lot of the diplomacy you worked out amongst yourselfs so when another player came in he could go, "whatever, I did not say that the other guy did" so I think Austria was just being wary and it boinked you both.
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Might as well ask this now. Dorian, Why did you betray me? And at that, Why did you bring up a personal relationship to try and justify it. That really wasn't cool.
Well Schezo already summarized my reason, you can use as much of your ?oh my god chainsaw in front of not me? mafia terminology as you want. But same player spot doesn't means same alignment here, that's why I changed my plans.
(All the relationship stuff was random RP.)
I am interested in why Austria didn't finish off Germany while she was weak though.
Same answer here, or do you really want to know why I didn't killed the only potential ally in the case that it comes to an conflict with my former ally?
This should also help to bring some light into the darkness, the comments I add to my orders ITT how I entertained the Mod. Enjoy!
Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Spring 1901
I'm not sure if you want to know about my proceedings so here is just a quick overview:
Yonowaaru (Russia): I offered him a alliance and he accepted it so far, details aren't completely elaborated.
Shadoweh/Kitten4u (Germany): I offered her a ?cessation of hostilities? and spend a lot of time on IRC with her yesterday, conclusion: That girl is dangerous!
ActionDan (Turkey): He is interested in Greece but don't trust me, I think that will change next turn.
Kasunagi (France): Well he told me that he plans to attack Italy but wasn't sure how, we will see about that.
Colossusketch (Italy): I ask about his plans, didn't get an answer. Now he has my full attention if he like it or not.
PX (England): We arranged an ?Information Exchange agreement?.
Well that's it so far.
Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Fall 1901
Well things doesn't turned out as I expected them to do. However I worked out an alliance with ActionDan, we will see how this turns out. I will also continue my ?info fishing? maybe I get something useful for a change.
Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Winter 1901
Obvious orders are obvious, I spend a lot of time on Shadowehs IRC channel again, by the way you are now officially invited to join us there. We also finalized our tactic against Russia, PX offered support in the north, well the buffet is opened.^^
Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Spring 1902
I'm afraid that there isn't much to say about this turn:
ActionDan (Turkey): Our strategy stands now we can begin with the execution.
PX (England): He was quite vague about his plans, but when he said the truth about France (it implicates that England is political isolated), than he can be useful.
Kasunagi (France): He doesn't answered my question, but his builds are unsuspicious, he is probably just busy.
Shadoweh/Kitten4u (Germany): We are talking more about Mafia than Diplomacy, maybe a good thing cause I don't know how long I can hide my ?scumy intentions?.
Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Fall 1902
There wasn't much negotiations this turn, so let me try to summarize the current situation:
Italy is mostly incapable of acting and will be a easy victim for Dan, France tunnels on England and Germany picked the thinnest bottleneck that was available for her expansion. My Ottoman friend proved himself as solid ally and England depend on our goodwill. Briefly worded IT'S PERFECTO! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIJRAcVf5tY)
The only thing that could rain on my parade is a backstab from Dan, but I don't see why he should do that.
Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Spring 1903
Again not much negotiations, I neglect this game too much since Shadoweh coaxed me to join a mafia game with her aka. enslaved me. Do you have an idea how difficult it is helping her there while plotting her downfall here? However one more turn and the masquerade has an end.
Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Fall 1903
Oh dear what is the difference between AM and PM again, I think i forgot it.
Sorry mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa!
Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Spring 1904
What a mess, well I need to change my plans and to get in a better position to defend myself. Why does he have to replace out in an moment like this? Well now is the outcome open again, we will see about it.
Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Fall 1904
Well I'm not sure if it was the right decision to change my ways that drastic, kinda feels like I deny myself an safe victory, but such an victory would be too boring anyway so whatever.
Shadowkitten gives me an headache, first they were plotting with Kasu against PX then with PX against Kasu and now alone against both. However they will be too busy to deal with me, and I offered Kasu advices if he should think that ?Germanys plans aren't in his best interest? so I have still options to keep them busy.
The negotiations with Conqueror wasn't too long nor successful, Dans paranoia annoyed me already enough and now comes Conqueror and bluntly called my ?measure of precaution? an ?act of aggression?. Well that got him an AEIOU which sand for ?Austriae est imperare orbi universo? that's Latin and means ?Oh my god you suck?, OK it actually means ?It is Austria's destiny to rule the whole world? but that doesn't make any difference here, does it?
Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Spring 1905
Well there isn't much to say about this turn. PX offered me help but I have no idea if he is serious or not and Kasu plans his Italy invasion for next year so it's questionable how helpful he will be. I assume that I will lose Venice and Trieste this turn but I will maybe get Sevastopol for it, well we will see about it.
Conclusion: The situation is desperate but not serious.
Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Fall 1905
It's pretty much all or nothing for me this turn, they say that hope dies last but that only means that everyone else is already dead. PX gives me an headache, I don't think that he has even the slightest idea in what a mess of a situation his big talking in the game thread put me in.
Apropos talking in the game, Shadoweh said that my performance were amazing, or was it amusing? Well she don't know that it was at last half true, I really wanted renegotiations with Conqueror but he wasn't interested in it at all. In retrospect was his reaction way to confident for my liking, good he was in the better position but not that much better, Kasus and Colossusketchs support would be nice but not enough and PX and Yonowaaru were already lost cases at the time, so when he expects real help then it only laves ?
That's such an irony, isn't it? Well we will see about it.
PS: I hope that it wasn't too melancholic for your taste.
Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Spring 1906
That's not good at all, I spend all my pre-downfall melancholy on the last turn. Well I don't expect Shadowkittens to betray me this year anyway, it isn't the right time for it.
Well I've done most of my proceedings this winter, it was really not that easy to convince Kasu of my ideas but I think that it was worth the trouble. Provided that he really goes with the plan what is always questionable in his case. And I spend the last two days talking with K4U about the sharing of Russia. She doesn't seems to be at the topic yesterday but she and Shadoweh agreed to my plans at the end. My plan is simple, I will give up on Bul and Rum to get Mos an Sev in spring then I hold Mos and Sev while trying to get Rum, Bul and/or Tri back in fall. Don't worry if you don't get it, it will make more sense when you see the actual orders, or at last I hope so. Well we will see about it.
Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Fall 1906
This turn is so messed, up you don't even know. The only think I can say for sure is that Conqueror has either insider infos about my conversations with Shadowkittens or the best timing in the history of ever. Yes that means that I didn't talked with him at all, but no one will believe me so what does it matter? I can not even offer a prediction. Well we will see about it.
Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Spring 1907
Well there isn't anything to say about this turn, there will be more next time but only if our anti Germany conspiracy works and that depends on Italy, it's such an irony isn't it?
Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Fall 1907
That's now the ?Kronprinz Rudolf? suicide route, well the offer for an anti Germany conspiracy was pretty much an now or never opportunity. Conqueror rejected it now he has to accept the consequence.
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<05:42:21> "Conq": > I really wanted renegotiations with Conqueror but he wasn't interested in it at all.
<05:42:22> "Conq": What
<05:42:26> "Conq": He never even contacted me
<05:42:27> "Conq": >:<
<05:42:32> "Conq": What a baldfaced lie.
<05:42:52> "Conq": I would have accepted his tendrils like a jilted lover.
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Of course I'm a liar, did you ever considered that I expected you to contacted me first? Or that I use the priority you give it to judge your intentions? I mean you had even time for an ?Introduction Speech?, but your so desired ally needed to wait 10 hours more to get a PM? And what a PM it was, generic greetings and questions you send to everyone plus two lines of flavor/RP stuff. Guess what I thought about you at this moment. Good I was already in a bad mood and I maybe overreacted a bit, but that doesn't changes the fact that you were way to quick with your declaration of war.
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That really doesn't explain why you turned on me... while I was still in the game. I hadn't replaced out yet when you moved your forces away from Germany's borders and closer to mine.
And even before that you didn't cut support in Munich, allowing a Russian army to retake one of Germany's home supply centers. I was quite faithful the entire time. I could understand if perhaps you had a diplomatic reason for your betrayal, but you left me with this.
To put you in the picture, a friend of mine ask me for the favor to spare Germany till England is done. I'm not pleased with PX utterances in the game thread at all, so I'm more than willing to grant him this favor. That leaves the question how am I supposed to do this without risking our victory. Do you have any suggestions?
Dorian von Habsburg
As for your RP with Conqueror.
PS: Do you put Conqueror in to the picture or shell I do it? Or isn't he interested to continue our cooperation?
About Conq: Feel free to PM him about wishing to continue the alliance, but I'll inform him of it anyway and ask that he win with you. Whatever happens afterwards will be up to him however.
.... So do you really believe that Conq was totally new and couldn't decide what was best for himself?
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*hugs Dorian* :3 Tsun~
Breaking you an Conqueror up was surely the most villainous thing we did all game.
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That really doesn't explain why you turned on me... while I was still in the game. I hadn't replaced out yet when you moved your forces away from Germany's borders and closer to mine.
And even before that you didn't cut support in Munich, allowing a Russian army to retake one of Germany's home supply centers. I was quite faithful the entire time. I could understand if perhaps you had a diplomatic reason for your betrayal, but you left me with this.
As for your RP with Conqueror.
.... So do you really believe that Conq was totally new and couldn't decide what was best for himself?
Are you kidding me, I should have moved all my forces into Germany? Leaving my homeland unguarded and neutralizing the only one who could help me when your replace decides to go for a solo victory, no thanks.
Also, did you ever heard of the word discretion? I thought PX was bad but serious it seems that I told you already to much.