Maidens of the Kaleidoscope
~Beyond the Border~ => Rumia's Party Games => Topic started by: Spidere on April 09, 2010, 12:28:04 AM
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> You are AURICA! A lonely faerie from the outside world! You have been hired on by YUKARI YAKUMO. So far, you have defeated an ice faerie, bought groceries, sold cookies to a hungry salesmen, survived and lipped off one of the strongest youkai in all of Gensokyo. You can copy abilities at a whim, stopped a zombie infestation, escaped from a universe of chaos, got a suppository the size of a grapefruit administered, got a living doll companion that can only say it's name, befriended an eccentric Kappa, made it into the tabloids, and befriended the mistress of the palace of spirits and her sister. You are now trying to stop their haywire pets, Orin, and Okuu/Utsuho.
-CONCENTRATED FISTICUFF LV.2: An attack used by focusing energy into your fist and punching. You can also focus kick.
-FAIRY FLIGHT LV.2: A form of flight that allows fairies to fly using wings. Allows flight anywhere, even in anti-magic zones. You can fly very fast.
-ELEMENTAL CONCENTRATION LV.2: Allows you to change internal element. You are currently neutral type. You can utilize; fire, ice, wind,
and earth with extra potency. You can now utilize metal and sun.
-FAIRY REGENERATION LV.2: If damaged and not yet dead, you can rapidly regenerate health.
-ATTACK COPY LV.2: A very powerful ability that allows you to copy a LV.1 version of an enemies attack. Holds up to ten skills. Currently holding:
-KITTY STEALTH
-GAP LV:0.3
-FEIGN DEATH LV.1: Temporarily stop your heart.
-AERO DASH LV.1: An ultra fast dash.
-CUTE LOOK LV.1: Increases negotiation ability.
-DANMAKU LV.3: Even though you're a fairy from the outside world, you've spent a lot of time perfecting magical attacks. Studying only gos so far though!
Spellcards:
- Foreign entity ~ One with no face: A spiral pattern. Quite low level. Element of attack is based on what element ELEMENTAL CONCENTRATION is bound to.
- A little fairy ~ Focused target: An accurate attack with wind element bound to it. Fires ten large bursts at the opponent.
-Luminous Gaze ~ Blooming flower: A sun elemental attack. Inaccurate, but very powerful.
Quests:
COMPLETE. GLOBAL. SATURATION!: Stop Orin's research.
Mind the gap!: Master the gap.
Inventory:
-Fairy Set
-Journal
-List
-Super Duper Megacrystal Pen
-GPS
-Catnip
-Chicago Typewriter (lost)
-Huge Ass Rocket Launcher (partner hold)
Shanghai inventory:
- Small Rifle
- Ubersaw
> A hell raven has burst through the wall! Do something!
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>Wait is it too late to copy Orin's ability of turning into a cat? >_>
>Check on Lily and Shanghai's position.
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>"HEY UTSUHO! WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GO BACK IN TIME AND KILL THE WORST PERSON EVER, AND THE PAST CHANGES SO THAT YOU WERE NEVER BORN?"
>Real paradoxes, motherbitches
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>Wait is it too late to copy Orin's ability of turning into a cat? >_>
>Check on Lily and Shanghai's position.
> Likely. Something tells you either couldn't, or shouldn't copy that one. Sort of like Satori's ability.
> They've made it down safely. She appears to be panicking at the sight of the raven.
> She lands in front of you. You can't help but notice the giant cannon on her arm, and the crystal on her chest. This must be Utsuho!
> "So you're that faerie, huh?! Let's go then!"
> She lunges at you, hollering in what sounds like complete rage.
>"HEY UTSUHO! WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GO BACK IN TIME AND KILL THE WORST PERSON EVER, AND THE PAST CHANGES SO THAT YOU WERE NEVER BORN?"
>Real paradoxes, motherbitches
> "Then I would never be born!"
> She begins to charge again.
> Nope.
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>"WHAT'S FOUR DIVIDED BY ZERO!?"
>Throw danmaku at her direction to get her attention, and then continuously aerodash away from her!
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>"WHAT'S FOUR DIVIDED BY ZERO!?"
>Throw danmaku at her direction to get her attention, and then continuously aerodash away from her!
> "I DON'T CARE!"
> The danmaku glances off of her. You try to dash away, but she manages to smack your foot.
> Your foot is now INJURED.
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> "Hey Utsuho!
I am what I am as long people don't know what I am
If people know what I am I wouldn't be what I am
What am I?"
(Sorry Okashii. I just though that it would be good to use it. XD)
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> "Hey Utsuho!
I am what I am as long people don't know what I am
If people know what I am I wouldn't be what I am
What am I?"
(Sorry Okashii. I just though that it would be good to use it. XD)
> She stops.
> "Deap....What?"
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> As soon as she seems lost in thought, fire danmaku or bullets at her eye-crystal thingie on her chest.
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>While shooting danmaku, move up toward the crystal and use concetrated fisticuff on it!
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> Before doing this, repeat the riddle.
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>Don't even bother with danmaku, it's likely to just knock her out of it.
>Aerodash into Concentrated Fisticuff, unless Orin tries something sneaky.
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> Before doing this, repeat the riddle.
> She quickly becomes lost in thought.
> "Well...Uh..."
> "Okuu! It's a trap!"
> "Wha-?"
> As soon as she seems lost in thought, fire danmaku or bullets at her eye-crystal thingie on her chest.
>While shooting danmaku, move up toward the crystal and use concetrated fisticuff on it!
>Don't even bother with danmaku, it's likely to just knock her out of it.
>Aerodash into Concentrated Fisticuff, unless Orin tries something sneaky.
> You dash into a punch while she recovers from the riddle. The second your fist hits the crystal your hand throbs with pain. It seems to be extremely hard!
> "Ha ha! I am invincible!"
> It seems you may have to shoot the crystal.
> As you realize this, you feel Shanghai leap onto your head.
> "Shanghai shanghai!"
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>"Shoot it, Shanghai!"
>Danmaku that crystal. Try to ignore hurty fingers ;_;
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>"Shoot it, Shanghai!"
>Danmaku that crystal. Try to ignore hurty fingers ;_;
> "Shanghai!"
> She fires into the crystal. It sends down a very tiny crack. Your danmaku doesn't have any effect.
> Utsuho screams in pain from the crack.
> "I'm not letting you win that easy!"
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>"Oh yeah? If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear, what sound does it make?"
>Hope that Lily has us covered.
>Try to keep Shanghai safe should Utsuho try anything.
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>"Oh yeah? If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear, what sound does it make?"
>Hope that Lily has us covered.
>Try to keep Shanghai safe should Utsuho try anything.
> "A fall sound!"
> She appears to be fighting Orin in hand-to-hand combat.
> You make sure to keep Shanghai safe.
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>"That's a cop-out and you know it! What is a fall sound, then, when no one's around to hear it?"
>Wonder how long it takes a bolt action to reload.
>Think: "Hey, Yukari, can you poke Shanghai to go get my typewriter? I kinda don't wanna say it in front of the crow and tip her off"
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>"That's a cop-out and you know it! What is a fall sound, then, when no one's around to hear it?"
>Wonder how long it takes a bolt action to reload.
>Think: "Hey, Yukari, can you poke Shanghai to go get my typewriter? I kinda don't wanna say it in front of the crow and tip her off"
> "A sound no one hears!"
> A few moments, possibly.
> "Does this work?"
> The gun falls from the sky via gap. You catch it.
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> Excellent.
> "Utsuho! If you were to charge me right now, then you would have to fly at least halfway towards me, right? But to do that, you'll have to fly a fourth of the way, too! But then you'd have to go an eighth of the way, also. But before that, a sixteenth. After a thirty-second. After a sixty-fourth. And so on. How are you gonna make it over here?"
> If she stops, shoot Sauron. Otherwise, dodge.
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> Get the Typewriter ready for typing, and by typing, I mean shooting a few bullets into Utsuho's chest-crystal thing.
> Wonder how much pain the crystal shattering would inflict upon Utsuho if a "very small crack" made her scream in pain like that.
> These paradoxes we are using are genius!
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> Excellent.
> "Utsuho! If you were to charge me right now, then you would have to fly at least halfway towards me, right? But to do that, you'll have to fly a fourth of the way, too! But then you'd have to go an eighth of the way, also. But before that, a sixteenth. After a thirty-second. After a sixty-fourth. And so on. How are you gonna make it over here?"
> If she stops, shoot Sauron. Otherwise, dodge.
> Get the Typewriter ready for typing, and by typing, I mean shooting a few bullets into Utsuho's chest-crystal thing.
> Wonder how much pain the crystal shattering would inflict upon Utsuho if a "very small crack" made her scream in pain like that.
> These paradoxes we are using are genius!
> "I! Uh...Bu..Duh..."
> Smashing it would cause a nuclear meltdown, remember?
> You fire at her while she is lost in thought. Shanghai joins in along with you. The typewriter appears to have minimal effect, though it is doing a little damage. Utsuho screams in agony from every round sent into her stomach.
> "You little bastards! No more messing around!"
> She lets off a large explosion around her, it throws you back, down onto the floor.
> Energy begins to radiate from her, as she begins to holler from both her own rage and what you assume is the pain the excess energy escaping is causing her. Soon her hair is standing up in all directions, and she is surrounded by a golden aura.
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>Find Orin! If we get near her, she'll avoid attacking us!
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>"CAUTION EVERYONE!"
>Get ready for an explosion
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>If possible, come up behind Orin while she's fighting with Lily and give her the catnip to the face.
>If we can't pull it off, try to distract Orin from Lily.
>After we succeed, or if we can't pull it off, cry: "Lily, we're barely denting it! You know what to do!"
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>Find Orin! If we get near her, she'll avoid attacking us!
>If possible, come up behind Orin while she's fighting with Lily and give her the catnip to the face.
>If we can't pull it off, try to distract Orin from Lily.
>After we succeed, or if we can't pull it off, cry: "Lily, we're barely denting it! You know what to do!"
> You attempt to use the catnip, but that only earns you a backhand to the face. Ouch.
> "Right!"
> Lily tries to fire at Utsuho, but the bullet deflects off her skin. She continues to charge, uncaring.
>"CAUTION EVERYONE!"
>Get ready for an explosion
> Orin looks shocked.
> "You've done it now!"
> She transforms and runs off through the door, closing it behind her.
> You prepare for an extremely painful death.
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>Was it the rocket launcher Lily used?
>If not: "USE THE ROCKET LAUNCHER!"
>If so: Grab Lily, Grab Shanghai, speed out of there as fast as possible.
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>Prepare for the worstand enjoy it (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/532047)
>If the explosion gets too close for us to escape prepare to gap
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>Was it the rocket launcher Lily used?
>If not: "USE THE ROCKET LAUNCHER!"
>If so: Grab Lily, Grab Shanghai, speed out of there as fast as possible.
> Lily pulls out the rocket launcher, firing it at Utsuho's crystal. The charge immediately stops, and Okuu puts her hands on her head. You can see that the stone has a crack straight down the center. She releases a blood-curdling scream.
> Shanghai holds tight as you drop the weapons and grab Lily. You both fly to the top platform and run through the door. As you sprint up the staircase to the main floor of the house, you can see flames roaring behind you. Okuu has released an explosion, it seems.
>Prepare for the worstand enjoy it (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/532047)
>If the explosion gets too close for us to escape prepare to gap
> It's not too close yet. You need to keep moving...
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>"OMG!!!!!!!!"
>Flee
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>Keep moving!
>Thankfully we were huge slobs and never closed the doors, so slowing down for them won't be an issue.
>"I hate things blowing up!"
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>"Boy Satori is going to be pissed off..."
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>"OMG!!!!!!!!"
>Flee
> You burst through the front door as the house explodes behind you!
>"Boy Satori is going to be pissed off..."
> If Okuu turns up dead, then she will be.
>Keep moving!
>Thankfully we were huge slobs and never closed the doors, so slowing down for them won't be an issue.
>"I hate things blowing up!"
> Thankfully!
> Who are you, a biker in a zombie apocalypse?
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>Once a safe range has been obtained, stop and rest for a bit. Take cover as needs be.
>Afterwards, assess the damage.
>"We're probably gonna have to dig her out of that, aren't we?"
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>Once a safe range has been obtained, stop and rest for a bit. Take cover as needs be.
>Afterwards, assess the damage.
>"We're probably gonna have to dig her out of that, aren't we?"
> You stop and rest.
> The whole house is rubble.
> "Yeah..."
> Okuu bursts from the ruin.
> "I ain't dying that easily!"
> Orin sits up.
> "Okuu, stop it. We lost. Let's just go home.
> "Bu-bu-"
> "Come on. Let's go."
> "Fine..."
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>"Alright, back to the Palace."
>Go to the Palace
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>Walk along.
>"What kind of tea do you guys like?"
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(I almost expected Utsuho to transform into a Ganon parody after she burst from the ruins in such a dramatic way...)
> Keep a close eye on those two. Orin might try to escape at the last moment...
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>"Alright, back to the Palace."
>Go to the Palace
> You begin to head back to palace.
>Walk along.
>"What kind of tea do you guys like?"
> "Black."
> Utsuho doesn't answer. She appears to be pouting.
(I almost expected Utsuho to transform into a Ganon parody after she burst from the ruins in such a dramatic way...)
> Keep a close eye on those two. Orin might try to escape at the last moment...
> You make sure Orin doesn't try to escape.
> Orin breaks down crying.
> "After all that work! Now she's going to have my head!"
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> Pat her on the shoulder, but keep going on into the palace.
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>"Did she tell you about the last time someone tried to make people rise from the dead?"
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> Pat her on the shoulder, but keep going on into the palace.
> You give her a pat on the shoulder. She shakes it off.
> "Go to hell! It's all your fault!"
> Utsuho raises her cannon arm.
> "Don't touch her or else I'll do something really ugly."
> You continue to the palace.
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> "Is that normal for them Yukari?"
> Hum a tune (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=195XntreoMc)
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>Head through the front doors this time. No more sneaking is required luckily.
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> "Is that normal for them Yukari?"
> Hum a tune (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=195XntreoMc)
> "Very."
> "Well now, I'm flattered."
>Head through the front doors this time. No more sneaking is required luckily.
> You head in through the front doors. Koishi is there, waiting.
> "Hi! You weren't gone very long after all!"
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> "It is honestly one of my favourites Yukari. A definate "this is one hard fight" song while still having beauty."
> "We stopped them Koishi, but they were not to pleased to have been beaten. I wonder how angry they will be once it sinks in that is was a pair of normal fairies and a really cool sentient doll that stopped them."
> "Lily, Shanghai, you two did great!"
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> "Except for one destroyed mansion there has been no damage inflicted on the vicinity. So no need to worry about Undead!"
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>"Well, maybe there were some fires..."
>"Hey, Orin, where did you get all that equipment, anyways?"
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> "It is honestly one of my favourites Yukari. A definate "this is one hard fight" song while still having beauty."
> "We stopped them Koishi, but they were not to pleased to have been beaten. I wonder how angry they will be once it sinks in that is was a pair of normal fairies and a really cool sentient doll that stopped them."
> "Lily, Shanghai, you two did great!"
> "Flattery will get you nowhere!"
> Okuu seems extremely mad.
> "SHUT UP!"
> "Thanks. You did the hard stuff."
> "Shanghai!"
> Shanghai leaps onto her rightful place on your head.
> "Except for one destroyed mansion there has been no damage inflicted on the vicinity. So no need to worry about Undead!"
> "That's great! You better bring 'em to Satori right away."
>"Well, maybe there were some fires..."
>"Hey, Orin, where did you get all that equipment, anyways?"
> "I got it from Kourindou."
> She's scowling.
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>"Wow, that guy really does have everything."
>Was the Typewriter blown up? If not, return it to Koishi.
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>"Wow, that guy really does have everything."
>Was the Typewriter blown up? If not, return it to Koishi.
> "Yeah!"
> You left the weapons to make escape easier. So yeah, they're pretty much dust by now.
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>"Right then, do you know where we can find Satori?"
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>Return the ammo, then.
>"So, should I expect you guys for tea tomorrow? I'll be sure to get some black for you."
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>"Right then, do you know where we can find Satori?"
> "Oh, she's in the dining room again having tea!"
>Return the ammo, then.
>"So, should I expect you guys for tea tomorrow? I'll be sure to get some black for you."
> "Oh, give it to Onii-chan when you see her!"
> Orin gives you an odd look.
> "No."
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>"Oh. I thought that's how things were done around here..."
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>"Oh. I thought that's how things were done around here..."
> You can tell Orin is on the verge of strangling you.
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>Mission accomplished~
>Head to Satori.
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When I mentioned Orin and Utsuho, I didn't know they were in the room >.< I thought we left them behind.
> Head to Satori and give her a status update.
> "I don't mean it as flattery Yukari, I actually like the song."
> "Want me to bring you something from down here? Maybe Ran or Chen would like something?"
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When I mentioned Orin and Utsuho, I didn't know they were in the room >.< I thought we left them behind.
> Head to Satori and give her a status update.
> "I don't mean it as flattery Yukari, I actually like the song."
> "Want me to bring you something from down here? Maybe Ran or Chen would like something?"
> "No no, just finish up and return here."
>Mission accomplished~
>Head to Satori.
> You head to Satori, where she is petting a cat while sipping tea.
> "So there you are."
> Orin is twiddling her thumbs.
> "Bu-"
> "Quiet! Get to your rooms! We'll discuss this there."
> After they leave, Satori turns to you.
> "Thank you very much. I don't really have a reward for you..."
> COMPLETE. GLOBAL. SATURATION!: Completed!
> You have leveled up!
> Skills:
-CONCENTRATED FISTICUFF LV.2: An attack used by focusing energy into your fist and punching. You can also focus kick.
-FAIRY FLIGHT LV.2: A form of flight that allows fairies to fly using wings. Allows flight anywhere, even in anti-magic zones. You can fly very fast.
-ELEMENTAL CONCENTRATION LV.2: Allows you to change internal element. You are currently neutral type. You can utilize; fire, ice, wind,
and earth with extra potency. You can now utilize metal and sun.
-FAIRY REGENERATION LV.2: If damaged and not yet dead, you can rapidly regenerate health.
-ATTACK COPY LV.2: A very powerful ability that allows you to copy a LV.1 version of an enemies attack. Holds up to ten skills. Currently holding:
-KITTY STEALTH
-GAP LV:0.3
-FEIGN DEATH LV.1: Temporarily stop your heart.
-AERO DASH LV.1: An ultra fast dash.
-CUTE LOOK LV.1: Increases negotiation ability.
-DANMAKU LV.3: Even though you're a fairy from the outside world, you've spent a lot of time perfecting magical attacks. Studying only gos so far though!
> Spellcards:
- Foreign entity ~ One with no face: A spiral pattern. Quite low level. Element of attack is based on what element ELEMENTAL CONCENTRATION is bound to.
- A little fairy ~ Focused target: An accurate attack with wind element bound to it. Fires ten large bursts at the opponent.
-Luminous Gaze ~ Blooming flower: A sun elemental attack. Inaccurate, but very powerful.
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>Let's beef that elemental razamataz.
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>Gap.
>If gapping becomes accurate at Lv1, then would there be any point to leveling it up afterward?
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>"It's okay, I'm just glad we could stop everything before it was too late."
>Elemental Concentration? Uh, yes, I agree!
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>Let's beef that elemental razamataz.
>Gap.
>If gapping becomes accurate at Lv1, then would there be any point to leveling it up afterward?
>"It's okay, I'm just glad we could stop everything before it was too late."
>Elemental Concentration? Uh, yes, I agree!
> It maxes out at Lv.1.
> "Well, thank you again Aurica. If you ever need something, let me know."
> You have leveled up ELEMENTAL CONCENTRATION!
-ELEMENTAL CONCENTRATION LV.3: Allows you to change internal element. You are currently neutral type. You can utilize; fire, ice, wind, earth, metal, and sun with extra potency. You can also utilize moon.
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>"Do you have Yin-Yang orbs?"
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>"Do you have Yin-Yang orbs?"
> "No, why would I have one of the shrine maidens tools?"
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>"...Maybe she dropped one?"
>Thank them for the Tea and the wonderful time
>Warm smile
>Bid them farewell and take our leave
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>Before ending things: "Actually, there's been a whole lot of them around. I've been collecting them; they're really useful!"
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Might as well continue our tradition of trying to befriend people we beat up.
>Mention intention to bury the axe with Satori as a mediator, cat and bird are likely too pissed right now for us to do it directly.
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Might as well continue our tradition of trying to befriend people we beat up.
>Mention intention to bury the axe with Satori as a mediator, cat and bird are likely too pissed right now for us to do it directly.
> "I don't think that will work, sadly. They are quite mad."
>Before ending things: "Actually, there's been a whole lot of them around. I've been collecting them; they're really useful!"
> "Really? That's quite strange."
>"...Maybe she dropped one?"
>Thank them for the Tea and the wonderful time
>Warm smile
>Bid them farewell and take our leave
> Satori shrugs.
> You thank her and make your leave.
> You, Lily, and Shanghai all make your way home.
> You have reached PARSEE'S BRIDGE.
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>Cross the bridge
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> Search for Parsee, try to stay hidden
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> Avoid Parsee
> Say hi to Kisume and Yamame along the way.
> Hum a victorious tune (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubagNlut_lE&feature=related) while going back to the Yakumo residence.
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>Cross the bridge
> Search for Parsee, try to stay hidden
> Avoid Parsee
> Say hi to Kisume and Yamame along the way.
> Hum a victorious tune (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubagNlut_lE&feature=related) while going back to the Yakumo residence.
> You avoid Parsee as best as you can. She must be sleeping or something.
> On your way out, you can see Yamame sitting on some webs, knitting, with Kisume on the ground, playing what appears to be a PSP. She ducks into her bucket as soon as she sees you.
> "Oh, leaving so soon?"
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> Who said that?
> Turn towards the source. Last time this happened it was Yuuka, so no taking chances here.
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> Who said that?
> Turn towards the source. Last time this happened it was Yuuka, so no taking chances here.
> It was Yamame. Geez, I doubt Yuuka would follow you to hell. She already said she was finished negotiating with you.
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>"Oh, hello again Yamame! Yes, I finished all the business I had with the Palace of Spirits for now, so I'm heading back."
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> "I see why you warned me about Parsee :ohdear:"
> "Kisume, you're so lucky, having a PSP, or what looks like one. I wanted to get one but I never had the chance to get one."
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>"Oh, hello again Yamame! Yes, I finished all the business I had with the Palace of Spirits for now, so I'm heading back."
> "Well now, that certainly was quick."
> "I see why you warned me about Parsee :ohdear:"
> "Kisume, you're so lucky, having a PSP, or what looks like one. I wanted to get one but I never had the chance to get one."
> "Yes, she's a strange one."
> Kisume can't hear you. She is in her bucket.
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> "That Hell Raven is scary when she is mad though... very very scary :ohdear:"
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> "That Hell Raven is scary when she is mad though... very very scary :ohdear:"
> "Did she use the third leg? If she had, that statement would have been much more truthful."
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>"She only has two legs, though. Man, three legs would be pretty weird."
>Get lost in thought considering the anatomical implications of such a thing.
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>"She only has two legs, though. Man, three legs would be pretty weird."
>Get lost in thought considering the anatomical implications of such a thing.
> "Erm...No, I mean the cannon on her arm. That's what they call it."
> It would be extremely strange.
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>"... Oh. Right... that's an odd name for it."
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> "Hmmmm, Lily, Shanghai. Did that Hell Raven, Utsuho, use that thing on her arm?"
> "Either way, she kinda blew up some mansion sort of building... somwhere over that way." *point in the general direction of the building that Utsuho blew up* "Running from explosions is scary, very scary."
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>"I don't think she did. She just had a bunch of glowy gold energy around her and was really angry because we kept shooting her in the gem. It was really hard."
>Massage knuckles at the memory of punching the thing.
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>"... Oh. Right... that's an odd name for it."
> She nods.
> "Yes, I agree."
> "Hmmmm, Lily, Shanghai. Did that Hell Raven, Utsuho, use that thing on her arm?"
> "Either way, she kinda blew up some mansion sort of building... somwhere over that way." *point in the general direction of the building that Utsuho blew up* "Running from explosions is scary, very scary."
> "No, she didn't."
> "Shanghai!"
> "Well, I wouldn't know if they are or not. I don't necessarily live a life of danger."
> She resumes her knitting.
>"I don't think she did. She just had a bunch of glowy gold energy around her and was really angry because we kept shooting her in the gem. It was really hard."
>Massage knuckles at the memory of punching the thing.
> Hmm, well, you must have been using something big to crack that stone. The rocket must have came in handy."
> You massage your knuckles. Boy, they really hurt.
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>"It saved our bacon and other assorted pork products! Thanks a lot for letting us use it. Unfortunately, it kinda got exploded... Sorry about that..."
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>"It saved our bacon and other assorted pork products! Thanks a lot for letting us use it. Unfortunately, it kinda got exploded... Sorry about that..."
> "It was one use, anyways. I doubt we would get a use out of it, either. So it's really no problem."
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>"Oh, good! Thanks for letting us use it, though."
>If nothing else comes up, bid them farewell and head onwards.
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(Knitting Yamame is adorabubble~)
> "What are you knitting Yamame? More webs? Clothing?"
> "I'll try and visit you two again soon enough!"
> Wave goodbye and leave once the conversation is over.
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>"Oh, good! Thanks for letting us use it, though."
>If nothing else comes up, bid them farewell and head onwards.
> "Oh, no problem Aurica."
(Knitting Yamame is adorabubble~)
> "What are you knitting Yamame? More webs? Clothing?"
> "I'll try and visit you two again soon enough!"
> Wave goodbye and leave once the conversation is over.
> "Just a blanket for Kisume. Her old one is quite ripped up."
> "Alright then, Aurica. We never mind company."
> You wave goodbye and head out with the rest of the group.
> Once you hit outside, Lily says she needs to get home.
> "I gotta head back now Aurica. It was lots of fun! In a weird way..."
> You see her fly off.
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>"Well shanghai... I guess we best be heading back ourselves"
>Ponder attempting to gap nearer to yukari's place. We haven't tried to screw with that ability except to try and do things, when really it was a bad idea to try them out at those times.
>Check out GPS. lets figure out how this sucker works.
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> Wave goodbye to Lily.
> Head back to HQ!
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>Ah shit, we haven't entered any locations into the GPS yet have we? How are we gonna know where HQ is?
>If it feels like we can do it, gap to somewhere relatively nearby HQ with plenty of familiar landmarks around its location, so if it messes up slightly we can still figure out where we are.
>Mental note if we dont know places GPS co-ordinates ENTER THEM
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>"Well shanghai... I guess we best be heading back ourselves"
>Ponder attempting to gap nearer to yukari's place. We haven't tried to screw with that ability except to try and do things, when really it was a bad idea to try them out at those times.
>Check out GPS. lets figure out how this sucker works.
> "Shanghai!"
> It may work, I mean, you have a 30% chance success rate...
> You check the GPS. The screen lights up with the words "Welcome to the Kappanet GPS system."
> It appears to also have an e-mail system! You simply type in the persons unit number, and you can send an e-mail! Nifty!
> It has a detailed map of all of Gensokyo. You can see you are on the South-West area of Gensokyo. Out of an area labeled, "Underground caves."
> Wave goodbye to Lily.
> Head back to HQ!
> You head back to the Yakumo house.
> Ran gives you a comfy greeting.
> "Oh, hello there Aurica! Yukari said you wouldn't be back until much later!"
>Ah shit, we haven't entered any locations into the GPS yet have we? How are we gonna know where HQ is?
>If it feels like we can do it, gap to somewhere relatively nearby HQ with plenty of familiar landmarks around its location, so if it messes up slightly we can still figure out where we are.
>Mental note if we dont know places GPS co-ordinates ENTER THEM
> Even if it wasn't filled in, you could just follow the mountain range.
> You're already home! And the GPS is filled out!
> Suddenly the GPS begins to beep. You check the screen to see you have an e-mail from Nitori! It reads:
> "Come quickly to the lab! I've completed an amazing new invention!"
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>"Looks like I won't be back until later. Nitori wants us to come to her lab."
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>To the lab! There's science to be done!
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> Before we leave, check if we have some cookies or some other similar snack?
> If we do not have a snack of some sort, such as Ran's Cookies, lets ask Ran if we can have some.
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>Collect cookies if availible
>GAP to a safe distance outside of kappa town... lets not land inside anyones house!
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>"Looks like I won't be back until later. Nitori wants us to come to her lab."
> "No problem. Dinner won't be on for a few more hours."
> Before we leave, check if we have some cookies or some other similar snack?
> If we do not have a snack of some sort, such as Ran's Cookies, lets ask Ran if we can have some.
> You collect some cookies.
>Collect cookies if availible
>GAP to a safe distance outside of kappa town... lets not land inside anyones house!
> You attempt to gap into Kappatown...With success!
> You are in the KAPPATOWN SQUARE.
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> "OH YEAH I MUTHAFUKKIN' TELEPORTED HERE. BEAT THAT."
> GPS Nitori's house, if we don't remember where it's at
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>Victory dance, then Nitori's house.
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>Victory dance, then Nitori's house.
> "OH YEAH I MUTHAFUKKIN' TELEPORTED HERE. BEAT THAT."
> GPS Nitori's house, if we don't remember where it's at
> You head into Nitori's home. You can see her typing quickly onto a computer.
> "GENIUS! GENIUS I SAY!"
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>"Prove it!"
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>Examine room. Wonder if that cars still here?
>"YEEEAAAH GAP SUCCESS YEEEEEAAAH EAT THAT YUKARI"
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> "Why thank you, Nitori. I am quite flattered."
> "What do you have for me, today?"
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> "Why thank you, Nitori. I am quite flattered."
> "What do you have for me, today?"
> "Not you! This!"
> She holds up an umbrella.
>Examine room. Wonder if that cars still here?
>"YEEEAAAH GAP SUCCESS YEEEEEAAAH EAT THAT YUKARI"
> It is. Clearly labeled, "Delorean" on the sign.
>"Prove it!"
> "This is an indestructible umbrella that can absorb currents of energy and fire them back! It cannot just absorb random magic, however. It requires an element to back that attack, first. So if an ice faerie attacked you, you'd have no worries of winning."
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>"But I already beat up the ice faerie days ago! Can I see it?"
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> "Elemental Absorbtion and Fire-Back. Only in Gensokyo will stuff like this ever exist."
> "Would I be able to build up Elemental energy into it, hold it within, then fire it off later? I can launch attacks of various elements, so I could charge it, but how long could it hold a charge for, before it needs to be released."
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> Oh man, if we could get our hands on that, the amount of sheer awesomeness can only be made better by wearing the jammies.
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>"But I already beat up the ice faerie days ago! Can I see it?"
> "Certainly!"
> She hands it to you.
> Oh man, if we could get our hands on that, the amount of sheer awesomeness can only be made better by wearing the jammies.
> Indeed!
> "Elemental Absorbtion and Fire-Back. Only in Gensokyo will stuff like this ever exist."
> "Would I be able to build up Elemental energy into it, hold it within, then fire it off later? I can launch attacks of various elements, so I could charge it, but how long could it hold a charge for, before it needs to be released."
> "You could store it for a few moments, nothing more. You wouldn't be able to charge it, really. Since it doesn't add anything to the attack. It would be meaningless."
> Oh man, if we could get our hands on that, the amount of sheer awesomeness can only be made better by wearing the jammies.
> Indeed! Perhaps you could flatter Yuuka into a truce.
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>"So how do you break it? So I know how not to do that?"
>How good are we at determining what element an attack is by looking at it?
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>"So how do you break it? So I know how not to do that?"
>How good are we at determining what element an attack is by looking at it?
> "You can't! It's indestructible! It'd take the power of the strongest in Gensokyo to destroy it!"
> Well, you'd have to block it to find out. This thing probably doubles as a shield, due to it's indestructibility.
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>"Sweet, lets try this baby out."
>Switch element to FIRE
>Make sure with nitori your not at risk of destroying anything by trying
>Burn that god damn thing before it becomes an indestructible karakasa in a hundred years
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>"Well, I beat the str (9) gest so aren't I the strongest?"
>Equip Yuka Pajamas
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>I think we left the jammies back home. Besides, it would be immodest to change in front of Nitori.
>How heavy is the umbrella?
>"Hey...what happens if it rains on it? Would it absorb up the rain and shoot that back out?"
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>"Sweet, lets try this baby out."
>Switch element to FIRE
>Make sure with nitori your not at risk of destroying anything by trying
>Burn that god damn thing before it becomes an indestructible karakasa in a hundred years
> You'd just waste magic power. You could just as easily charge magic without the umbrella for an exact result.
>"Well, I beat the str ⑨ gest so aren't I the strongest?"
>Equip Yuka Pajamas
> "I never said otherwise."
> They are at home.
>I think we left the jammies back home. Besides, it would be immodest to change in front of Nitori.
>How heavy is the umbrella?
>"Hey...what happens if it rains on it? Would it absorb up the rain and shoot that back out?"
> The umbrella is extremely lightweight.
> "I don't think rain is magic, so no."
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>"Wait, so this only affects magic? You made a machine that sniffs out magic? You're a genius!"
>"What do you have planned next?"
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> You'd just waste magic power. You could just as easily charge magic without the umbrella for an exact result.
meant this lol, my typings no good.
>Set umbrella somewhere. Fire Fire magics at it. See if Fires Fire back instead of becoming a smouldering pile of ash.
No better way to be sure if it works eh? Also be useful to know exactly how it responds, if we intend to borrow it... (before trying to use it in action and failing miserbly)
>Congradulate nitori on success / Condolencies on failure with regards to above test
>Ask if you might be able to borrow apparent plot item and try it on even stronger youkai to gather extra data in the name of kappa science. Also to look flash.
Provided of course, It did not turn into an extra portable pile of dust during the above test. If it did, Thank whichever shrine god you give faith to that you did not use this thing against someone with a serious ammount more power than you do.
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>Use Ice rather than fire. Less collateral damage.
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well thats why i'd said in the first post to check with nitori first that were not at risk of breaking anything where we try this :V
>make sure with nitori wherever we do that test it isnt going to break anything if we used fire at it. Maybe do it outside.
Probably not worth using ice, I've never heard of an umbrella becoming useless because it was frozen!
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> "When I said charge it, I meant just build up the elemental power in it."
> "If I was holding it and fired, lets say Fire Elemental bullets, into it, would it absorb them and fire them back at me, or fire them out in front of me?"
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>"Wait, so this only affects magic? You made a machine that sniffs out magic? You're a genius!"
>"What do you have planned next?"
> "Wha-? No! It simply reflects elemental attacks! Geez!"
meant this lol, my typings no good.
>Set umbrella somewhere. Fire Fire magics at it. See if Fires Fire back instead of becoming a smouldering pile of ash.
No better way to be sure if it works eh? Also be useful to know exactly how it responds, if we intend to borrow it... (before trying to use it in action and failing miserbly)
>Congradulate nitori on success / Condolencies on failure with regards to above test
>Ask if you might be able to borrow apparent plot item and try it on even stronger youkai to gather extra data in the name of kappa science. Also to look flash.
Provided of course, It did not turn into an extra portable pile of dust during the above test. If it did, Thank whichever shrine god you give faith to that you did not use this thing against someone with a serious ammount more power than you do.
>Use Ice rather than fire. Less collateral damage.
well thats why i'd said in the first post to check with nitori first that were not at risk of breaking anything where we try this :V
>make sure with nitori wherever we do that test it isnt going to break anything if we used fire at it. Maybe do it outside.
Probably not worth using ice, I've never heard of an umbrella becoming useless because it was frozen!
> You prop up the umbrella and fire a bullet. It reflects directly back at you. Slamming into your stomach.
> "When I said charge it, I meant just build up the elemental power in it."
> "If I was holding it and fired, lets say Fire Elemental bullets, into it, would it absorb them and fire them back at me, or fire them out in front of me?"
> "Well, you could put your own energy through it, adding your force to the reflection. Though this is simply a prototype. It might not be able to handle that yet."
> "It would launch the bullets in front of you."
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>"Well, those are pretty much magic anyways! So it counts, you're still a genius!"
>Massage stomach. "It works, by the way. I'm gonna lay down on the floor a bit."
>Do so.
>"So, I can use it, right?"
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>"This calls for drunken celebrating. Bring on the Cucumber Whiskey Shots!"
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> "So this means I can use the umbrella as a turret? Defending and attacking at the same time? Sweet."
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>"Well, those are pretty much magic anyways! So it counts, you're still a genius!"
>Massage stomach. "It works, by the way. I'm gonna lay down on the floor a bit."
>Do so.
>"So, I can use it, right?"
> "Of course you can use it! I want you to test it out!"
> You have obtained the SUPER UMBRELLA!
>"This calls for drunken celebrating. Bring on the Cucumber Whiskey Shots!"
> "I don't have any, unfortunately."
> "So this means I can use the umbrella as a turret? Defending and attacking at the same time? Sweet."
> "Well, basically."
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>Pose with the weapwn
>Give Nitori a cookie
>Thank Nitori and be on our way
>Enjoy a cookie
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>Pose with the weapwn
>Give Nitori a cookie
>Thank Nitori and be on our way
>Enjoy a cookie
> You hand Nitori a cookie.
> "Thank you!"
> You thank Nitori and leave the home, munching on a cookie.
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> Figure if we should confront Yuuka again anytime soon.
> For now, head back to HQ and ask Yukari for missions!
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>Make small talk with boss lady along the way. Since she says it makes her day.
>Said small talk will inevitably take the form of awesome things we've done. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zG-w3XwgEE)
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> Figure if we should confront Yuuka again anytime soon.
> For now, head back to HQ and ask Yukari for missions!
> Well, you could always try toughing out her attacks to copy them.
> You fly back to HQ.
>Make small talk with boss lady along the way. Since she says it makes her day.
>Said small talk will inevitably take the form of awesome things we've done. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zG-w3XwgEE)
> While asking for a mission, you tell her of your adventures underground.
> "Well, that's certainly something. As for a mission...An earth rabbit stole my umbrella."
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>"Tewi?"
>"Do I know Tewi?"
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>"How'd she pull that off?"
>If someone can rob the boss, they are definitely not to be messed with lightly...
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>"Tewi?"
>"Do I know Tewi?"
> "Now how would you know her name?"
> No. No you don't.
> TIME PARADOX
> The flash of light. You are apparently moments before saying that!
>"How'd she pull that off?"
>If someone can rob the boss, they are definitely not to be messed with lightly...
> "This rabbit has genius level intellect. She's a simple conwoman through and through. I thought she couldn't pull it off, but apparently, she did."
>Indeed. If they can steal a prized possession from Yukari, they have to be sneaky, clever, and cold.
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> "Can't you gap it back, or create a new one? You are beyond Godlike after all. I would assume you have some kind of tracking device/spell on it to gap it back at all times."
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>"How did she pull it off?"
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> "Can't you gap it back, or create a new one? You are beyond Godlike after all. I would assume you have some kind of tracking device/spell on it to gap it back at all times."
> "I don't know where it is! And I can't create a new one because that umbrella, specifically, has...personal...value to me."
>"How did she pull it off?"
> "We played a gamble with each other. She drugged my sake, and took the umbrella as I fell unconscious."
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> "And that is why you should put a sensor chip in your umbrella and should never gamble. It's dangerous!"
> "But no worries, I'll get it back for you!"
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> "And that is why you should put a sensor chip in your umbrella and should never gamble. It's dangerous!"
> "But no worries, I'll get it back for you!"
> "What do I look like, a Kappa?"
> "Thank you, Aurica. You should be able to find her at Eientei, where Eirin lives. Tell her Yukari sent you. She'll make Tewi, the one who stole it, give it back."
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>"Okay!"
>"...How do I get there?"
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> "Well one quick visit to the Kappa Village wouldn't hurt. Ask someone for a tracking chip and they'll install it."
> "And well, if you use the 'Border of Species and Identity' or the 'Border of Shape and Form' or something like that you can indeed look like a Kappa."
> Get ready to run out of the house in case Yukari gets mad at your wisecracking.
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>Pack carrots
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>"Okay!"
>"...How do I get there?"
> "To get there, you'd need to travel through the bamboo forest. If you get lost, call for 'Mokou.' She'll be able to help you."
>Pack carrots
> You ask Yukari for some carrots. A few carrots gap onto your head.
> "Well one quick visit to the Kappa Village wouldn't hurt. Ask someone for a tracking chip and they'll install it."
> "And well, if you use the 'Border of Species and Identity' or the 'Border of Shape and Form' or something like that you can indeed look like a Kappa."
> Get ready to run out of the house in case Yukari gets mad at your wisecracking.
> "But I'm a bit lazy for that."
> "That's a bit too impossible.|
> She really isn't. I think you'll be OK.
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>Make way toward the bamboo forest, after making sure Shanghai is not inconvenienced by the carrots.
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> "If you could gap carrots onto my head, then couldn't you- Forget it, I don't even care anymore."
> "Ittekimasu."
> Walk outside, then try to gap closer to the forest. If the GPS helps, use that too.
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> "If you could gap carrots onto my head, then couldn't you- Forget it, I don't even care anymore."
> "Ittekimasu."
> Walk outside, then try to gap closer to the forest. If the GPS helps, use that too.
> "Oh, I pull those out of a trash gap, where I literally store one of everything."
> You attempt to gap to the fortress.
> You have awoken inside a mountain. You quickly discover that there is a lot of dirt and very little ways to breathe! You are pretty dead, now.
> The flash of light.
> "I thought I said to wait to gap?! I really thought you were smarter than that..."
> You are now outside the YAKUMO HOME.
>Make way toward the bamboo forest, after making sure Shanghai is not inconvenienced by the carrots.
> You fly to the bamboo forest. Shanghai is on your head, so the carrots are of no inconvenience.
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>"Hello? Ms. Fujiwara?"
>Search area
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>"Hello? Ms. Fujiwara?"
>Search area
> You haven't entered yet!
> Bamboo and rocks. Exciting stuff.
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>enter the bamboo forest
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>Examine surrounding area inside bamboo forest. Look for anything out of the ordinary.
>Check GPS
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>Examine plants in Baboon Forest. Is there any sugar cane? Because if there is, that would be pretty sweet.
>Also, pick some baboon shoots if any are found, those can be given to Ran later for tasty ingredients.
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>Pack carrots
Shoulda took some socks too.
> Fly over the bamboo so that we don't get lost
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> "That's a bit too impossible.|
She DARES call herself omnipotent when she can't even shapeshift? What a phony!
> Make sure rabbits won't pickpocket you.
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>enter the bamboo forest
> You enter the forest.
>Examine surrounding area inside bamboo forest. Look for anything out of the ordinary.
>Check GPS
> Nothing appears to be strange.
> Your GPS appears to be static in this area.
Shoulda took some socks too.
> Fly over the bamboo so that we don't get lost
> You fly over top of the bamboo, only to find that the forest is vast enough for you to not to be able over.
>Examine plants in Baboon Forest. Is there any sugar cane? Because if there is, that would be pretty sweet.
>Also, pick some baboon shoots if any are found, those can be given to Ran later for tasty ingredients.
> Nope, no sugar cane. You pluck some bamboo instead.
She DARES call herself omnipotent when she can't even shapeshift? What a phony!
> Make sure rabbits won't pickpocket you.
> There is no one around! Though you prepare to defend against thieves.
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> Begin wandering through the forest, trying to find Eientei while humming a tune (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrRHIHRP0u8) or two (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69jezLrwbU4&feature=related)
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>Try to get Shanghai to do back up
>Also try to find some landmarks that aren't bamboo to work from so we at least know when we're going on circles.
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> Keep an eye out for cut open bamboo shoots, or ones that look like they can be opened. We might find loot or a Lunarian baby!
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> While wandering, cut down some of the bamboo shoots every once in a while and stick them in the ground to mark where we've been
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> Begin wandering through the forest, trying to find Eientei while humming a tune (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrRHIHRP0u8) or two (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69jezLrwbU4&feature=related)
> You hum a tune.
>Try to get Shanghai to do back up
>Also try to find some landmarks that aren't bamboo to work from so we at least know when we're going on circles.
> Shanghai turns around and watches behind you.
> There was that rock from before. Haven't seen it in a while.
> Keep an eye out for cut open bamboo shoots, or ones that look like they can be opened. We might find loot or a Lunarian baby!
> You keep on the lookout for weaker bamboo shoots.
> While wandering, cut down some of the bamboo shoots every once in a while and stick them in the ground to mark where we've been
> You stick them in the middle of the ground. Though you quickly realize that they seem like any other shoot in the forest like this!
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>Place the stalks in at 45 degree angles.
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>Place the stalks in at 45 degree angles.
> You place them at an angle in the ground. They are now recognizable.
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>Onwards, leaving stalk markers periodically.
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> Are we still wandering around?
> If so, continue. If not, then start .
> "Hey Shanghai, can you think of any way to get us to Eientei faster?"
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>Onwards, leaving stalk markers periodically.
> You leave markers as you go along.
> Are we still wandering around?
> If so, continue. If not, then start .
> "Hey Shanghai, can you think of any way to get us to Eientei faster?"
> You are still wandering aimlessly.
> She shakes her head.
> "Shanghai shanghai."
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>Just keep going in a straight line. Eventually we're bound to get somewhere...
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>Shoot a fireball into the air
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>Just keep going in a straight line. Eventually we're bound to get somewhere...
> You continue in a line, planting bamboo as you go.
>Shoot a fireball into the air
> You fire a fireball into the air. Nothing happens as it fades before hitting the ground.
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>... We can do it, WE CAN FIND OUR WAY!
>Keep going, let no bamboo impede our way!
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> "Hmmm, I think we are lost..."
> At the next turn, head right unless their are signs we went that way before.
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> Sanaface
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>Get in good hiding position. Yell in really loud voice, "OW! WHO DUG THIS TRAPHOLE I CONVENIENTLY FELL INTO! OH WOE IS ME!" Listen and watch.
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> Listen to the sound of the forest. Follow the direction where the music of these lost woods (hint, hint) is loudest.
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>Take a bamboo and start going berserk while screaming like a maniac.
>Someone is sure to come
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>... We can do it, WE CAN FIND OUR WAY!
>Keep going, let no bamboo impede our way!
> "Hmmm, I think we are lost..."
> At the next turn, head right unless their are signs we went that way before.
> You continue to wander aimlessly around the forest.
> Sanaface
> Sanaface.
>Get in good hiding position. Yell in really loud voice, "OW! WHO DUG THIS TRAPHOLE I CONVENIENTLY FELL INTO! OH WOE IS ME!" Listen and watch.
> Nothing happens.
> Listen to the sound of the forest. Follow the direction where the music of these lost woods (hint, hint) is loudest.
> There is no music!
>Take a bamboo and start going berserk while screaming like a maniac.
>Someone is sure to come
> Nothing happens.
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>"HEY IT'S ME THE NEET PRINCESS"
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> "Helllllloooooooooooooo~ Mokou?"
> "Got any idea's Yukari, past wandering and trying to find Mokou?"
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>"HEY IT'S ME THE NEET PRINCESS"
> Nothing happens.
> "Helllllloooooooooooooo~ Mokou?"
> "Got any idea's Yukari, past wandering and trying to find Mokou?"
> Very, very faintly, you hear a voice.
> "Just a second!"
> "I think she's coming, no need to worry."
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>Have some more fun with the bamboo; try to replicate some of the doll army drills.
>Stop pretending we know things about people we've never met or even heard of =[
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>Have some more fun with the bamboo; try to replicate some of the doll army drills.
>Stop pretending we know things about people we've never met or even heard of =[
> Yukari told us about Mokou and that we could call for her, remember? So we DO know of her. No time paradox here.
> Drop the soldier gig and greet Mokou when she arrives.
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> Yukari told us about Mokou and that we could call for her, remember? So we DO know of her. No time paradox here.
> Drop the soldier gig and greet Mokou when she arrives.
>But a neet princess and a rabbit that lays traps?
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>But a neet princess and a rabbit that lays traps?
>Yukari told us about Tewi and her tricks, too! But I'm not sure about the princess. I guess that can be chalked up to random fairy nonsense!
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>Have some more fun with the bamboo; try to replicate some of the doll army drills.
>Stop pretending we know things about people we've never met or even heard of =[
> You make little bamboo models.
> Yukari told us about Mokou and that we could call for her, remember? So we DO know of her. No time paradox here.
> Drop the soldier gig and greet Mokou when she arrives.
>But a neet princess and a rabbit that lays traps?
>Yukari told us about Tewi and her tricks, too! But I'm not sure about the princess. I guess that can be chalked up to random fairy nonsense!
> What's all this about a princess?
> Mokou arrives. She is wearing baggy suspendered pants with seals all over them. She is smoking a cigarette.
> "So, you the one who called for me?"
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> "Ah, hello! I got lost in the Bamboo Forest. I'm searching for Eientei. Can you help me out, please?"
> "The name's Aurica by the way."
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> "Yes I am, I was trying to get to Eientei. Thank you so much in advance."
> We may be fairies and love fun, but we gotta be polite.
> "Yukari, if I was a little too silly and Mokou attacked me, what would my odds of escaping alive be? Better or worse then that little underground encounter with the cat and Hell Raven?
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> "Ah, hello! I got lost in the Bamboo Forest. I'm searching for Eientei. Can you help me out, please?"
> "The name's Aurica by the way."
> "Eh, I see. I'll guide you through, then."
> "Yes I am, I was trying to get to Eientei. Thank you so much in advance."
> We may be fairies and love fun, but we gotta be polite.
> "Yukari, if I was a little too silly and Mokou attacked me, what would my odds of escaping alive be? Better or worse then that little underground encounter with the cat and Hell Raven?
> "No problem, kid."
> You usually are pretty polite. You're actually very polite for a faerie!
> "You'd have no chance of surviving. You were able to fool them, Mokou is...another story..."
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> "Thank you Miss Mokou, I would have been doomed without you."
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> "Thank you Miss Mokou, I would have been doomed without you."
> "Cut the polite crap, K? I hate when people fake their appreciation."
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> "Sorry..."
> Follow Mokou.
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> "Sorry..."
> Follow Mokou.
> You follow Mokou to through the forest until you reach the mansion.
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>"This looks like the place. Anything I need to know about before I head on inside?"
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>"This looks like the place. Anything I need to know about before I head on inside?"
> "What, are you just sightseeing? You should know about where you want to go."
> She takes an exceptionally long drag on her cigarette before stamping it out.
> "Just call when you need to get through again."
> With this, she makes her leave.
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>"Here we go"
>Enter Eientei
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>Rather than enter, knock on the door.
>"Hey, should I keep your name on the lowdown, Yukari?"
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>Rather than enter, knock on the door.
>"Hey, should I keep your name on the lowdown, Yukari?"
> Yukari explicitly stated we had to say she sent us.
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>"Here we go"
>Enter Eientei
>Rather than enter, knock on the door.
>"Hey, should I keep your name on the lowdown, Yukari?"
> Yukari explicitly stated we had to say she sent us.
> The rabbits allow you through the gate, as you knock on the door to enter.
> The bunny girl from before, whom you think was called Reisen answers.
> "Oh! It's you again! Is the medicine working improperly?"
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>Flashback
>shudder
>"...yeah...it worked great."
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>PAINFUL SILENCE.
>"Um, Yukari asked me to talk to Eirin about an umbrella."
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>Flashback
>shudder
>"...yeah...it worked great."
> Yeah, the rubbery glove...And the...the big...thing going in..t-t-there....
> "Well, that's wonderful then! So what business do you have here today?"
>PAINFUL SILENCE.
>"Um, Yukari asked me to talk to Eirin about an umbrella."
> "Ehm, what?"
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> "Yukari said that she has lost her Umbrella-Parasol thingie of hers to a rabbit from Eientei."
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> "Yukari said that she has lost her Umbrella-Parasol thingie of hers to a rabbit from Eientei."
> Reisen's face furrows in rage.
> "God, Tewi is doing a lot worse than we thought..."
> She looks around.
> "Follow me, you need to see Eirin."
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> "Ok, lets go."
> Follow Reisen, but look around and try to enjoy what being here has to offer, no matter how bad THAT was.
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> "Ok, lets go."
> Follow Reisen, but look around and try to enjoy what being here has to offer, no matter how bad THAT was.
> "Thank you, follow me."
> You follow her through the halls, amazed at the number of bunny people and little rabbits about. The place is very well designed. You try to keep thoughts of THAT from popping into your head.
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>Resist urges to pet the bunnies. This is a business trip for the boss!
>Resist
>Resist...
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> Resolve to pet some on the way out so that we can curb the urge for awhile.
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>Resist urges to pet the bunnies. This is a business trip for the boss!
>Resist
>Resist...
> You try to resist petting a bunny...Must...resist....So...moe!
> Resolve to pet some on the way out so that we can curb the urge for awhile.
> You decide to resist petting the bunnies for now, and curb the urge on the way out.
> BUT THEY'RE SOOOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE~!
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> The bunnies must wait until we've finished our business. It shouldn't take long.
> Keep following Reisen.
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> "So, where exactly are we going? I hope it's not the office again."
> Check out Examine Reisen.
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> The bunnies must wait until we've finished our business. It shouldn't take long.
> Keep following Reisen.
> You push all temptation to pet them out of your head.
> You continue following Reisen.
> "So, where exactly are we going? I hope it's not the office again."
> Check out Examine Reisen.
> "We're heading to the office, yes."
> Mid-sized bust, surprisingly large from what you've seen so far. Pretty hot, in your opinion. Doesn't quite top the succubus from before though. She is wearing a business coat and a short skirt.
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> Keep your gaze ahead and resist urge to pan over to the bunnies...
> Continue to follow Reisen.
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> "Oh... does she ever use stuff like THAT on you?"
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> Keep your gaze ahead and resist urge to pan over to the bunnies...
> Continue to follow Reisen.
> You try to resist looking at the excessively cute bunnies. With their little ears, and the powder puff tai-NO! SELF-CONTROL.
> You continue to follow Reisen. You now notice her extremely long, shimmering hair.
> "Oh... does she ever use stuff like THAT on you?"
> "Of course not! That's the first suppository I've seen in a long time."
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>"When was the last time?"
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> "Were any of the ones used on you that big? That thing was massive, like a Grapefruit or something T-T"
> "Now that I think about it, your hair is beautiful :* How do you do it?"
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>"I could do with getting my hair all shimmery like that. Is that even a word, Shimmery? It's fun to say."
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>"When was the last time?"
> "I don't remember, actually."
> "Were any of the ones used on you that big? That thing was massive, like a Grapefruit or something T-T"
> "Now that I think about it, your hair is beautiful :* How do you do it?"
> "I've never had one applied, but I have helped Master give one to a patient."
> "It's just always been like this. T-thank you for the compliment."
>"I could do with getting my hair all shimmery like that. Is that even a word, Shimmery? It's fun to say."
> "Well, your hair is a little short, it doesn't look quite right with hair like that..."
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>"Oh. Drat."
>Ponder if it took this long to get to the office last time?
>Observe bunnies going about their day.
>Fight the urge.
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>"Oh. Drat."
>Ponder if it took this long to get to the office last time?
>Observe bunnies going about their day.
>Fight the urge.
> There was a timeskip conveniently placed. Since you keep conversing with her, we keep moving.
> You fight the urge to cuddle them.
> You have arrived at Eirin's office. You walk inside.
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> "Is the doctor in?"
> Avoid mentioning the need for any medical treatment.
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> "Is the doctor in?"
> Avoid mentioning the need for any medical treatment.
> "Why yes, she is. What can I do for you Aurica?"
> Eirin walks out of the back room.
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> "Yukari's Umbrella-Parasol thingie was taken, she said that it was by a rabbit from Eientei."
> "Yukari, what was the rabbits name again? I just need to be sure, so I don't end up thinking it was the wrong rabbit."
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> "Yukari's Umbrella-Parasol thingie was taken, she said that it was by a rabbit from Eientei."
> "Yukari, what was the rabbits name again? I just need to be sure, so I don't end up thinking it was the wrong rabbit."
> "It was Tewi who took it, tell her Tewi!"
> "Grr....Tewi has gone too far this time."
> Eirin pulls a folder out of a filing cabinet. She begins to finger through the files.
> "That rabbit is always causing trouble. Now she's really done it."
> "Err...What did she do?"
> "Tewi led a mass revolt against us, deciding it's time to loot and pillage. She stole all the funds out from Eientei, and to top it off, she's apparently stolen an absurdly old object from the oldest person in Gensokyo."
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>"Wow, she sounds like a real pain in the ass. So, um, what now?"
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>"Wow, she sounds like a real pain in the ass. So, um, what now?"
> "I don't really know. I thought Yukari would have given her messenger a plan. Well...Many rabbits turned to her side in the revolt, but we could still supply you with some backup. Reisen could help you in the attack as well. The rabbits left here listen to her."
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>"Wait. Why did they revolt?"
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> "Yep, Yukari confirmed that it was Tewi."
> "Let me guess at the basic jist of the plan, myself and maybe one of you two, will go out, hunt down Tewi, retrive the funds and the Umbrella-Parasol thingie and punish her, right?"
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>"Wait. Why did they revolt?"
> "She does this occasionally. I've never been too sure myself."
> "Yep, Yukari confirmed that it was Tewi."
> "Let me guess at the basic jist of the plan, myself and maybe one of you two, will go out, hunt down Tewi, retrive the funds and the Umbrella-Parasol thingie and punish her, right?"
> "Basically, except you'll have an army of rabbits and humanoid bunnies."
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>"After one person? I can understand having a search party but an army?"
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>"Did the bunnies with her do anything bad? Or did they just leave for whatever reason? I don't wanna hurt innocent bunnies."
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>"After one person? I can understand having a search party but an army?"
> "The bunnies are to take care of the other rabbits."
>"Did the bunnies with her do anything bad? Or did they just leave for whatever reason? I don't wanna hurt innocent bunnies."
> "They just left for some reason. You won't be hurting them. They will likely challenge your rabbits to a fistfight while you take Tewi back here."
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> "And let me guess, she's gonna go down fighting, right? If she's as much as a pain as you say, she'll probly go down kicking and screaming as well, or just run away."
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> "And let me guess, she's gonna go down fighting, right? If she's as much as a pain as you say, she'll probly go down kicking and screaming as well, or just run away."
> "Well, she'll probably end up stealing the clothes off your body. Literally. Then she'll run off."
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>"Can I have some spare clothes?"
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>Ponder possibilities of recruiting Alice's doll army for battle.
>Suggest leaving all clothing and items in Eientei while we search for Tewi. Embrace our natural side! Answer nature's call! (Equip clothing set : Birthday Suit)?
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>Ponder possibilities of recruiting Alice's doll army for battle.
>Suggest leaving all clothing and items in Eientei while we search for Tewi. Embrace our natural side! Answer nature's call! (Equip clothing set : Birthday Suit)?
> Alternatively, ask for a bunny uniform/a nurse outfit from Eirin, THEN leave all our other stuff here. It won't matter much if she stole something that is basically already hers.
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> Alternatively, ask for a bunny uniform/a nurse outfit from Eirin, THEN leave all our other stuff here. It won't matter much if she stole something that is basically already hers.
That would be reclaiming, which isn't stealing
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>"Can I have some spare clothes?"
>Ponder possibilities of recruiting Alice's doll army for battle.
>Suggest leaving all clothing and items in Eientei while we search for Tewi. Embrace our natural side! Answer nature's call! (Equip clothing set : Birthday Suit)?
> Alternatively, ask for a bunny uniform/a nurse outfit from Eirin, THEN leave all our other stuff here. It won't matter much if she stole something that is basically already hers.
> I don't think they'll join your side....
> "I believe that may be a good idea. I'll have Reisen fetch something for you."
That would be reclaiming, which isn't stealing
> :V
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>"Lay it on me. I like ideas."
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> "If she is going to steal the clothing right off my body somehow, spare clothing will be a must. Heck, something of Tewi's that I could fit into would be good, if she "steals" it right off me, then I'm not losing anything in reality, she's just taking her cloths back, possibly without knowing it."
> "Are we trying to capture her, or just get the funds and items back? Or both?"
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> If aiming to capture, set element to ice and plan to restrain her by freezing her arms and legs.
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>"Lay it on me. I like ideas."
> "The clothes? I didn't mention an idea."
> "If she is going to steal the clothing right off my body somehow, spare clothing will be a must. Heck, something of Tewi's that I could fit into would be good, if she "steals" it right off me, then I'm not losing anything in reality, she's just taking her cloths back, possibly without knowing it."
> "Are we trying to capture her, or just get the funds and items back? Or both?"
> "Well, she probably wouldn't. But I'm saying she could if she really tried."
> "All of the above. Can you do it? I heard of you're escape from Mugenkan from Yukari, and even read about your adventure in the SDM from the BunBunMaru News."
> If aiming to capture, set element to ice and plan to restrain her by freezing her arms and legs.
> You set your element to ice.
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> "Can I do it? I sure as heck can. I fought a Hell Raven and a Nekomata in the Underground, got chased by an explosion, and I'm fine. I'm certain I can get the stolen funds and items back from her. She stole from Yukari. Yukari gave me a place to stay and a guarantee that I won't be killed in my sleep or something similar. I owe Yukari, so I'm gonna get that Umbrella-Parasol thingie back even if it kills me."
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> "Can I do it? I sure as heck can. I fought a Hell Raven and a Nekomata in the Underground, got chased by an explosion, and I'm fine. I'm certain I can get the stolen funds and items back from her. She stole from Yukari. Yukari gave me a place to stay and a guarantee that I won't be killed in my sleep or something similar. I owe Yukari, so I'm gonna get that Umbrella-Parasol thingie back even if it kills me."
> "Good, I'm glad you can do it."
> Reisen enters with a bundle of clothing.
> "Are these fine?"
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> Examine the clothing. Are any Business Suit's like Reisen's?
> "So long as they fit, it should be fine. Thanks Reisen."
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> Examine the clothing. Are any Business Suit's like Reisen's?
> "So long as they fit, it should be fine. Thanks Reisen."
> It's sort of a frilly pink dress.
> "Alright then. You can get changed in that back room."
> She points to the room where...IT...was applied.
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> "T-that room!? Y-your kidding right?"
> Avoid looking towards that room.
> "Just thinking about that room and what happened to me makes me want to cry..."
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> "T-that room!? Y-your kidding right?"
> Avoid looking towards that room.
> "Just thinking about that room and what happened to me makes me want to cry..."
> "Oh, come on. Be a woman, you can do it."
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> "You nearly killed me in their! I thought I was going to snap like a twig!"
> If we are standing, find the corner furthest from that room, sit down in it and cross our arms and legs while looking scared, sad and kinda moe~.
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> Activate cute look.
> Also come to the realization that if we don't put the dress on, we won't be able to leave the office thus being unable to pet the bunnies.
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> "You nearly killed me in their! I thought I was going to snap like a twig!"
> If we are standing, find the corner furthest from that room, sit down in it and cross our arms and legs while looking scared, sad and kinda moe~.
> Eirin sighs.
> "I can't stand it when children get like this. I think that's why I never got married."
> Activate cute look.
> Also come to the realization that if we don't put the dress on, we won't be able to leave the office thus being unable to pet the bunnies.
> You suddenly realize you can't pet any bunnies unless you put the dress on!
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> "I... Will put the dress on... If only... SO I CAN PET THE BUNNIES!!"
> Epic stance.
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> Is Aurica a child by Fairy terms?
> "Fine, I'll use that room for changing... on the condition that you let me pet some of the bunnies later."
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> "I... Will put the dress on... If only... SO I CAN PET THE BUNNIES!!"
> Epic stance.
> Reisen rolls her eyes.
> Is Aurica a child by Fairy terms?
> "Fine, I'll use that room for changing... on the condition that you let me pet some of the bunnies later."
> No, but faeries are basically children.
> "Okay, fine then. Just hurry up please."
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> Enter that evil room, get changed and get out immediately.
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> Enter that evil room, get changed and get out immediately.
> You run in and get changed with your eyes closed.
> As you run back out, you open your eyes and examine your new set of clothing.
> The dress is indeed a pink with frills and lace at the ends. And the socks you put on were apparently thigh highs. Huh.
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>If we had fake rabbit ears, could we impersonate an earth inaba?
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>Cute Look
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>If we had fake rabbit ears, could we impersonate an earth inaba?
Likely not. Wings and all.
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>If we had fake rabbit ears, could we impersonate an earth inaba?
Likely not. Wings and all.
> No way, you're too faerie-like to be a bunny.
>Cute Look
> Reisen makes a very distant, quiet, "HNNG"
> Eirin appears unaffected.
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>"Kay, let's do this thing."
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>"Autobots, roll out!"
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>"Kay, let's do this thing."
> "Alright then. Good luck."
> You step out of the room with Reisen. A message comes over an intercom for all rabbits to prepare for battle and listen to Reisen. Oh, and to have a nice day.
>"Autobots, roll out!"
> The halls are silent.
> You see your chance and pet one of the bunnies. It is so satisfying.
> You have leveled up!
> Skills:
-CONCENTRATED FISTICUFF LV.2: An attack used by focusing energy into your fist and punching. You can also focus kick.
-FAIRY FLIGHT LV.2: A form of flight that allows fairies to fly using wings. Allows flight anywhere, even in anti-magic zones. You can fly very fast.
-ELEMENTAL CONCENTRATION LV.3: Allows you to change internal element. You are currently ice type. You can utilize; fire, ice, wind, earth, metal, and sun with extra potency. You can also utilize moon.
-FAIRY REGENERATION LV.2: If damaged and not yet dead, you can rapidly regenerate health.
-ATTACK COPY LV.2: A very powerful ability that allows you to copy a LV.1 version of an enemies attack. Holds up to ten skills. Currently holding:
-KITTY STEALTH
-GAP LV:0.3
-FEIGN DEATH LV.1: Temporarily stop your heart.
-AERO DASH LV.1: An ultra fast dash.
-CUTE LOOK LV.1: Increases negotiation ability.
-DANMAKU LV.3: Even though you're a fairy from the outside world, you've spent a lot of time perfecting magical attacks. Studying only gos so far though!
Spellcards:
- Foreign entity ~ One with no face: A spiral pattern. Quite low level. Element of attack is based on what element ELEMENTAL CONCENTRATION is bound to.
- A little fairy ~ Focused target: An accurate attack with wind element bound to it. Fires ten large bursts at the opponent.
-Luminous Gaze ~ Blooming flower: A sun elemental attack. Inaccurate, but very powerful.
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>It's about go time. Let's beef up them danmakus.
>Savor lagomorph petting victory.
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>We leveled up from petting a bunny? Fuck yes.
>Danmaku. And we better get a spellcard unlike last time we leveled it up, since nothing 2 times in a row would be meaaan >:
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>It's about go time. Let's beef up them danmakus.
>Savor lagomorph petting victory.
>We leveled up from petting a bunny? Fuck yes.
>Danmaku. And we better get a spellcard unlike last time we leveled it up, since nothing 2 times in a row would be meaaan >:
> Well, anytime something brings the character comfort or happiness in any way, you get XP. The game is a lot more complicated than you might think. I have to record everything. There are quite a few quests you people haven't even come close to finding yet.
-DANMAKU LV.4: Even though you're a fairy from the outside world, you've spent a lot of time perfecting magical attacks. Studying only gos so far though!
> New spellcard!
- Trouble sign ~ Double the Fun: Create two big spheres behind the enemy that creep inward. Very stealthy.Element of attack is based on what element ELEMENTAL CONCENTRATION is bound to.
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>Pick up the bunny if she's amenable, carry her along to the gathering point. Pet on the go~
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>Pick up the bunny if she's amenable, carry her along to the gathering point. Pet on the go~
> You pick the rabbit up and pet it on the way out. To be honest, you're not sure if it's a girl. This place has a few males, surprisingly. Which is pretty odd, actually. Mostly everyone you've met so far was a woman...
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>Statistics favors it.
>Look for Reisen, see what she's up to.
>Happy place~
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>Statistics favors it.
>Look for Reisen, see what she's up to.
>Happy place~
> Well, maybe. You're not the type to check for a..you know...
> She's next to you, walking. All the bunnies are behind you, marching.
> "The rabbits probably won't listen to you. So if you need to command them, just say what you want me to do."
> Yeah! There are bunnies and bunny people and thigh highs and shimmery hair and yaaaaaay~
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>"So, we know where she's at?"
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>"So, we know where she's at?"
> "Unfortunately, no. Half of this army is a search party. You may end up doing a bit of detective work."
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>"Oh man, I'm a terrible detective. Every time I've tried to read a detective novel, the last page is always missing"
>Look around. See what the rabbits are doing to hunt out the defectors.
>"Wait. Um, how would I know one of the runaways if I saw one? Do they have uniforms?"
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>"Oh man, I'm a terrible detective. Every time I've tried to read a detective novel, the last page is always missing"
>Look around. See what the rabbits are doing to hunt out the defectors.
>"Wait. Um, how would I know one of the runaways if I saw one? Do they have uniforms?"
> You are outside Eientei.
> The other rabbits are staying behind Reisen in a large square.
> "Well, if they aren't a part of this army, then they'll all be around Tewi. You'll know when you see them."
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>"Oh, okay. Will they be expecting us?"
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>"Oh, okay. Will they be expecting us?"
> "Probably. Won't be much of a challenge, though."
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>Nod.
>"Oh! Does she have any favorite moves I should look out for? Or favorite tricks."
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>Nod.
>"Oh! Does she have any favorite moves I should look out for? Or favorite tricks."
> "A favourite trick? Conning you into thinking you've been conned, then actually conning you when you let your guard down."
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>"Okay so I just assume she's always conning me until I hit her enough to make her stop?"
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>"Okay so I just assume she's always conning me until I hit her enough to make her stop?"
> "Just make sure you're hitting Tewi. Or that she isn't conning you into thinking that she stopped conning you because you hit her."
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>"Got it!"
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> Prepare for mindhax.
> Keep searching.
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>Fisticuffs
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>"Got it!"
> Prepare for mindhax.
> Keep searching.
>Fisticuffs
> You steel yourself.
> You haven't even left the premises of Eientei yet!
> "We think she's in the bamboo forest. We could examine her old hideout, for starters."
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>Wait for the Eientei forces to get moving.
>Follow along and look for out of place things. Point them out to Reisen.
>Do not consider clashing definitions of our of place.
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>Wait for the Eientei forces to get moving.
>Follow along and look for out of place things. Point them out to Reisen.
>Do not consider clashing definitions of our of place.
> They move when Reisen moves. And she moves when you move. So get moving.
> They're waiting for your command.
> Me understand not. Grammar bad make hard understand to it.
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>Go left. Or at least as left as possible while going where that isn't here.
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>Go left. Or at least as left as possible while going where that isn't here.
> You go left, since the parser has no idea what the other half of the sentence is illegible.
> You are now in the BAMBOO FOREST.
> Reisen pulls out a map and marks your location.
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>Hey fuck you I'm dyslexic.
>Check the map for notable sites.
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>Hey fuck you I'm dyslexic.
>Check the map for notable sites.
> That all they say yes?
> It's just a detailed structuring of the forest. You copy it into your GPS.
> Tewi's old hideout is listed.
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> =[
>Head for the hideout!
>Keep an eye out for unusual things. Report them to Reisen.
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> =[
>Head for the hideout!
>Keep an eye out for unusual things. Report them to Reisen.
> Oh, I kid Doc, no need to be mad.
> You head to the hideout, keeping an eye out for strange happenings or objects.
> You have reached DEVIOUS HIDEOUT OF THE DEVIOUS ONE.
> No, really. It says that on the sign.
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>What does the place look like?
>"This is one of those trick things, isn't it?"
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>What does the place look like?
>"This is one of those trick things, isn't it?"
> It's a big hole in the ground that seems to move into various tunnels.
> "Nope. Been this way since...well...I can hardly remember."
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>Any signs of activity around it? Or activity within via echoes and such. A significant force of runaway rabbits would be pretty hard to hide.
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>Any signs of activity around it? Or activity within via echoes and such. A significant force of runaway rabbits would be pretty hard to hide.
> Nothing. Remember, this is an old hideout, it seems it hasn't been used in, well, years.
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>"Welp, they aren't here, I'm outta ideas. What other places are there around here she might be hiding at?"
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>"Do you think Tewi has a sort of "shoot first ask questions second" policy going on right now?"
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>"Welp, they aren't here, I'm outta ideas. What other places are there around here she might be hiding at?"
> "We knew she wasn't here, smarty pants. We came here to look for clues."
>"Do you think Tewi has a sort of "shoot first ask questions second" policy going on right now?"
> "She always has."
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>"Yeah, but if she's not been here since forever, there's not a whole lot to find since the last time you looted it, right?"
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>"Yeah, but if she's not been here since forever, there's not a whole lot to find since the last time you looted it, right?"
> "Knowing her, she left something inside of here. She acts like some sort of super villain, putting riddles everywhere as hints to find her."
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>"That would be a really bad super villain. Unless she suddenly became a super hero! That'd be really cool!"
>Into the hideout!
>Try not to get janked
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>"That would be a really bad super villain. Unless she suddenly became a super hero! That'd be really cool!"
>Into the hideout!
>Try not to get janked
> You enter the hideout, trying to avoid getting killed by a trap. You notice a click at your feet.
> Arrows blast out of the wall. All of the rabbits are quick enough to duck, though you aren't so lucky. Reisen sweep kicks you off of your feet, causing arrows to whiz over your head.
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>"Thanks for kicking me like that. Good looking out."
>Give Reisen a thumbs up.
>Since we're on the floor, have a look at that ceiling.
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>"Thanks for kicking me like that. Good looking out."
>Give Reisen a thumbs up.
>Since we're on the floor, have a look at that ceiling.
> "No problem."
> It is a ceiling. It appears to be supported by wooden beams.
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>Does it seem to be supporting any traps or other silly business?
>Stand up, get a good look at that floor trigger, so future ones can be avoided.
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>Does it seem to be supporting any traps or other silly business?
>Stand up, get a good look at that floor trigger, so future ones can be avoided.
> It doesn't appear so, no.
> You look back where you stepped. You can't find the exact spot! Whoever this rabbit is, she's one of the best.
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>"Hey, did anyone see that thing I stepped on? I wanna know what it looks like so I don't do it again."
>What are the hideout floors like, anyways?
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>"Hey, did anyone see that thing I stepped on? I wanna know what it looks like so I don't do it again."
>What are the hideout floors like, anyways?
> Everyone shakes their heads.
> They are a nice, fluffy grass...It seems too soft to even be real.
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>Check that grass a bit more closely. Preferably in a place that has been safely walked or fallen upon.
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>Check that grass a bit more closely. Preferably in a place that has been safely walked or fallen upon.
> You look at the grass very closely...It see-
> SPIKES burst out of the ground, impaling you through the heart, lungs, and brain.
> The flash of light.
> "Oh my, that was cute! Taking a little tug on the green grass in a TRAP INFESTED HALLWAY! Hehehe~. I'm no sadist, but you're failure is morbidly amusing."
> You are standing upright without spikes through your organs.
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>That's why I specified a place where the floor was known to be safe, given the whole floor was implied to be made of this stuff! >=[
>"Hey, watch out for that bit."
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>That's why I specified a place where the floor was known to be safe, given the whole floor was implied to be made of this stuff! >=[
>"Hey, watch out for that bit."
> Oh, you did. You pulled on the spot you were standing on. No traps initiated when you walked on it. So it must have been safe, right?
> "The grass? Erm, I know this one. Pulling on any of it sets off a spike trap. That was one she would always brag about when we got on the topic of our pasts."
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>Looking is not tugging! I'm supposed to be the one with language problems here! >=[
>"See anything else nasty?"
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>Looking is not tugging! I'm supposed to be the one with language problems here! >=[
>"See anything else nasty?"
> Well sooooory Mr.Snippy. My fault. Want me to turn the death counter back by one, then?
> "Erm...No..."
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>Please =]
>Move onwards, careful for more trappy bits. Keep an ear out for them clicks, and leap back. Unless it's from behind, then leap forward diagonal; unless the sound suggests that a horrible idea.
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>Please =]
>Move onwards, careful for more trappy bits. Keep an ear out for them clicks, and leap back. Unless it's from behind, then leap forward diagonal; unless the sound suggests that a horrible idea.
> Yukari's voice comes on.
> "Oh god, are you really so whiny that you can't take another beating? Fine, I'll tear a hole in a few dimensional continuum."
> "No problem."
> It is a ceiling. It appears to be supported by wooden beams.
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>Move onwards, careful for more trappy bits. Keep an ear out for them clicks, and leap back. Unless it's from behind, then leap forward diagonal; unless the sound suggests that a horrible idea.
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>Move onwards, careful for more trappy bits. Keep an ear out for them clicks, and leap back. Unless it's from behind, then leap forward diagonal; unless the sound suggests that a horrible idea.
> You continue walking, listening for any traps. None seem to have occurred yet.
> Reisen orders the army to stay put while the two of you examine the tunnels in case of more traps.
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>"See anything?"
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>"See anything?"
> "Nope."
> It's starting to feel like this tunnel is going on forever...
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>Look back, to estimate how far we've coming.
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>Look back, to estimate how far we've coming.
> You try to estimate how far you've gone, but it just draws blanks. You'd say a minute or two.
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>Onwards. With proper cautions
>"Are you guys crazy good diggers, or did she spend years excavating this?"
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>Switch to Moon Elelment to give off soft glow.
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>Onwards. With proper cautions
>"Are you guys crazy good diggers, or did she spend years excavating this?"
> You continue onwards.
> "She spent most of her life making these tunnels. You haven't seen the best part, trust me."
>Switch to Moon Elelment to give off soft glow.
> You are now moon element.
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I bet Tewi's favorite game of all time is Evil Genius :V
> Yukari's voice comes on.
> "Oh god, are you really so whiny that you can't take another beating? Fine, I'll tear a hole in a few dimensional continuum."
> "No problem."
> It is a ceiling. It appears to be supported by wooden beams.
> "Oh suuuuure, you can break the space/time continuum, but you can't shapeshift? Typical."
> Ponder if we should try and check if there are any secret passages in the walls. Although, knocking on walls might gets us impaled again...
> Throw a moonball/fireball down the corridor to see how long it still is (assuming the corridors are dark).
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I bet Tewi's favorite game of all time is Evil Genius :V
> "Oh suuuuure, you can break the space/time continuum, but you can't shapeshift? Typical."
> Ponder if we should try and check if there are any secret passages in the walls. Although, knocking on walls might gets us impaled again...
> Throw a moonball/fireball down the corridor to see how long it still is (assuming the corridors are dark).
> "What are you talking about?"
> You fire a light down the hall. It seems that the exit isn't too far from here! You hear something click at the end of the hall.
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>Make sure we didn't just set off some trap at the end like a boulder thats going to roll through and crush us.
>Also, god, if you pull on the grass you die? I wonder if she's ended up killing anyone actually important...
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>Make sure we didn't just set off some trap at the end like a boulder thats going to roll through and crush us.
>Also, god, if you pull on the grass you die? I wonder if she's ended up killing anyone actually important...
> It doesn't seem like anything happened...
> Maybe. This is a genius bandit bunnygirl we're talking about.
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>"Wow. She must be really handy with a shovel, then. It's not a bad hole in the ground. But, why do you keep her around if she's such a pain?"
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>"Wow. She must be really handy with a shovel, then. It's not a bad hole in the ground. But, why do you keep her around if she's such a pain?"
> "I don't know why she's around, personally. We have a weird friendship...."
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>"Oh, that best part, should I know about it before it tries to kill me?"
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>"Oh, that best part, should I know about it before it tries to kill me?"
> "Well, when I say that, I mean she has something a lot better in here. She always said how some things were put in here that were so brilliant, she couldn't even tell me."
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> "What are you talking about?"
> "Well, Yukari, I'm talking about the fact that you claimed you can't shapeshift into a Kappa, but you CAN erase history. How does that make sense?"
> Throw another moon/fireball to see if a boulder's coming.
> If so, judge its size. If its small, stand against the walls. If its big, RUN!
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> "Well, Yukari, I'm talking about the fact that you claimed you can't shapeshift into a Kappa, but you CAN erase history. How does that make sense?"
> Throw another moon/fireball to see if a boulder's coming.
> If so, judge its size. If its small, stand against the walls. If its big, RUN!
> "Aurica, you aren't making any sense."
> You throw another. You see that this one makes another click at the end of the hallway. A large rumble is heard before a boulder is launched down the hall too quickly for you to react.
> The flash of light.
> "Well, you certainly aren't the next Dr.Jones, huh? Get back in there, give it another try."
> A flash.
> "Well, when I say that, I mean she has something a lot better in here. She always said how some things were put in here that were so brilliant, she couldn't even tell me."
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>Get ready to Redfield punch any future boulders.
>Try to slowly move down the hallway.
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>"I'm pretty sure there's something up ahead involving boulders."
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>Get ready to Redfield punch any future boulders.
>Try to slowly move down the hallway.
> You move slowly down the hallway.
>"I'm pretty sure there's something up ahead involving boulders."
> "Uhh...Okay..."
> You have reached DEVIOUS HIDEOUT OF THE DEVIOUS ONE MAIN ROOM.
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>Look around.
>Try to get an idea where that boulder trap is at.
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>Look around.
>Try to get an idea where that boulder trap is at.
> It appears to be a large rectangular shaped room. You can see a desk with old papers on it. There is a massive TV with various leather couches all around it.
> If it appears, you can dodge it. The room is big enough, after all.
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I'm pretty sure that the time thing erased our memories Okashii.
> Check papers.
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>Are there any other exits save the one we just used?
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I'm pretty sure that the time thing erased our memories Okashii.
> Check papers.
> Simple contracts and contact information.
> "We could try getting a hold of one of these people. I'll take that for now."
>Are there any other exits save the one we just used?
> There is another room, but the door is closed.
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>"Okay, you got better pockets than I do anyways, probably."
>Look at the TV. Have we seen any of these elsewhere in Gensokyo? Were they working?
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>"Okay, you got better pockets than I do anyways, probably."
>Look at the TV. Have we seen any of these elsewhere in Gensokyo? Were they working?
> The TV is something new. It's a large plasma screen TV.
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>Is there a wall socket it's plugged into?
>Examine the closed door. "How trapped do you think it is?"
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>Is there a wall socket it's plugged into?
>Examine the closed door. "How trapped do you think it is?"
> It is integrated into the wall. So there isn't any wiring that you can see...
> Reisen shrugs.
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>"Wanna check it?"
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> Is there a remote or an reachable on button on the TV?
> If so, turn it on!
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>"Wanna check it?"
> Is there a remote or an reachable on button on the TV?
> If so, turn it on!
> "May as well."
> You press a tiny button on the TV. It overcharges as electricity attempts to course through.
> The television's screen explodes, launching glass everywhere. Seems mice must have chewed through the wiring.
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>"Whoops. Teehee~"
>I bet Tewi won't be happy when she finds this out, ehehe >:3
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>Make sure Reisen didn't get glassed in the face.
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>"Whoops. Teehee~"
>I bet Tewi won't be happy when she finds this out, ehehe >:3
> She'll likely gouge your eyes out with a moldy carrot, from what you've heard. :3
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>Make sure Reisen didn't get glassed in the face.
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>Make sure Reisen didn't get glassed in the face.
> She appears to have covered her face. She brushes the glass off of her dress and gives you a thumbs up.
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> Look ourself over, make sure we were not hurt either.
> "Yukari, how long did it take you to master using the Gap? To use it properly, to have little or no chance of failure?"
> "Reisen, for what you know about her, what do you think are the odd's she set a trap up around this door here? Either one preventing it from opening, or sending the classic "jumbo boulder" through it once it opens."
> Carefully look around the room, looking for things that look like they could be moved. Do not touch anything, just look.
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> Look ourself over, make sure we were not hurt either.
> "Yukari, how long did it take you to master using the Gap? To use it properly, to have little or no chance of failure?"
> "Reisen, for what you know about her, what do you think are the odd's she set a trap up around this door here? Either one preventing it from opening, or sending the classic "jumbo boulder" through it once it opens."
> Carefully look around the room, looking for things that look like they could be moved. Do not touch anything, just look.
> Maybe we should learn to first LOOK into the gap before jumping in.
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> Look ourself over, make sure we were not hurt either.
> "Yukari, how long did it take you to master using the Gap? To use it properly, to have little or no chance of failure?"
> "Reisen, for what you know about her, what do you think are the odd's she set a trap up around this door here? Either one preventing it from opening, or sending the classic "jumbo boulder" through it once it opens."
> Carefully look around the room, looking for things that look like they could be moved. Do not touch anything, just look.
> You appear to be fine.
> "That is information that I don't think you are quite ready for yet~"
> "Well, pretty high. We won't know until we find out, will we?"
> Well, there are shelves, they seem pretty empty, now.
> Maybe we should learn to first LOOK into the gap before jumping in.
> You can`t see through gaps, so...yeah...
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> "Until information, or you, suggests otherwise, I'm gonna assume it took you no longer then 2 months to master the Gap."
> "Reisen, shall we rock-paper-scissors to determine who opens the door? Or will you do it? I kinda don't want to die anytime soon, and I have a bad feeling."
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> "Until information, or you, suggests otherwise, I'm gonna assume it took you no longer then 2 months to master the Gap."
> "Reisen, shall we rock-paper-scissors to determine who opens the door? Or will you do it? I kinda don't want to die anytime soon, and I have a bad feeling."
> "Think that if you want, Aurica."
> "Look, I'll just go, alright?"
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>"Okay!"
>"Well. Uh. Maybe I better do it."
>Frown. She does only get one shot, doesn't she.
>"Wait...what were you going to do?"
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>"Okay!"
>"Well. Uh. Maybe I better do it."
>Frown. She does only get one shot, doesn't she.
>"Wait...what were you going to do?"
> "Fine then. No complaints here."
> She certainly does.
> "Open the door and get out of the way of whatever comes out."
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>"...I better do it. You're probably a better better than me."
>Let Reisen get out of the way.
>Step one: Approach door. If something tries to kill us, try not to get killed.
>Step two: Grasp knob. If something tries to kill us, try not to get killed.
>Step three: Turn knob. If something tries to kill us, try not to get killed.
>Step four: Pull door open. If something tries to kill us, try not to get killed.
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>Ask Raisin to check around the room for secret rooms and the like in case the purpose of this door is to just attract attention and get us killed repeatedly.
(Woah, Paranoia deja vu Purvis.)
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>"...I better do it. You're probably a better better than me."
>Let Reisen get out of the way.
>Step one: Approach door. If something tries to kill us, try not to get killed.
>Step two: Grasp knob. If something tries to kill us, try not to get killed.
>Step three: Turn knob. If something tries to kill us, try not to get killed.
>Step four: Pull door open. If something tries to kill us, try not to get killed.
> "Okay, I'll back you up."
> You move towards the door cautiously, trying not to die. You pull the door open and roll out of the way. You expect something to burst out of it, but nothing happens. Huh.
>Ask Raisin to check around the room for secret rooms and the like in case the purpose of this door is to just attract attention and get us killed repeatedly.
(Woah, Paranoia deja vu Purvis.)
> "Okay, I'll be right back."
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>Examine inside of room
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>Examine inside of room
> Inside, there is a large, beautifully decorated bed. Next to it, there is a dresser and a filing cabinet being searched by a rabbit. He hasn't noticed you yet.
> "Dammit! Where the hell did she put it?!"
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>Examine area for escape routes
>Sneak from behind and grab the rabbit
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>Examine area for escape routes
>Sneak from behind and grab the rabbit
> The only means of escape is the door you're standing in.
> You sneak up from behind and attempt to lock the rabbit in a chokehold. It is a success!
> You have grabbed VULGAR BUNNY.
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>"Don't give me any problems, and no one will be hurt."
>"Hey Reisen! I caught her!"
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>"Don't give me any problems, and no one will be hurt."
>"Hey Reisen! I caught her!"
> "Let go of me!"
> "What is wrong with you?! I'm a man!"
> You hear Reisen sprint across the hall and burst into the room. She points at the rabbit.
> "Don't move or I'll shoot!"
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>"Oh, sorry. I just assumed."
>Try to move to Reisen is more likely to hit her him and not us if things fall apart.
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> Start questioning the male bunny. Who is he? Where does he come from? What was he searching for? What is he planning? Where's Tewi?
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>"Oh, sorry. I just assumed."
>Try to move to Reisen is more likely to hit her him and not us if things fall apart.
> "Whatever..."
> You move closer to Reisen and sort of turn a little to give her a clearer shot.
> Start questioning the male bunny. Who is he? Where does he come from? What was he searching for? What is he planning? Where's Tewi?
> "Who are you?"
> "I'm not giving you that, rather not be known after all this."
> "Where do you come from?"
> "From Eientei, obviously, toots."
> "What were you looking for?"
> "A file, of course."
> "What are you planning, then?"
> "It ain't what I'm planning on, girly. Look at the boss."
> "Where's your boss? Is it Tewi?"
> "I ain't givin' ya that, toots."
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>"Hey Reisen, you guys wouldn't miss one rabbit, would you? I bet Yukari would have a big time with this one!"
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>"Hey Reisen, you guys wouldn't miss one rabbit, would you? I bet Yukari would have a big time with this one!"
> "W-well you'd need to ask Master."
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>"Well, he's been such an unhelpful pain in the butt, and she has the most fun with those kinds. Don't you, boss?"
>Help me out, Yukari, the quicker we get him to talk, the quicker we get your umbrella back. Just opening a gap and waving would do...
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>"Well, he's been such an unhelpful pain in the butt, and she has the most fun with those kinds. Don't you, boss?"
>Help me out, Yukari, the quicker we get him to talk, the quicker we get your umbrella back. Just opening a gap and waving would do...
> "Does she?"
> "Well, Aurica, that's certainly thoughtful of you, trying to give me a new shikigami."
> "*sigh* Can't a woman get her beauty sleep?"
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>"Don't worry, it's not so bad after the adjustment period."
>Oh you're pretty enough as it is, boss.
>How is Vulgario taking this?
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>"Don't worry, it's not so bad after the adjustment period."
>Oh you're pretty enough as it is, boss.
>How is Vulgario taking this?
> "Well, possibly."
> "Oh Aurica, flattery will get you nowhere."
> He's keeping still. You're pretty sure he could break free anytime, but he's holding still because of Reisen in the doorway.
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>"What did I ask you again?" to Vulgate. "Oh yes. Where is Tewi? I didn't hear you answer before."
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>"What did I ask you again?" to Vulgate. "Oh yes. Where is Tewi? I didn't hear you answer before."
> "I don't know nuffin' about nuffin'!"
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> "I don't know nuffin' about nuffin'!"
>"You must be really eager to be a shikigami, then! I'm so impressed!"
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>"You must be really eager to be a shikigami, then! I'm so impressed!"
> "What the f*** are you talking about?"
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> "What the f*** are you talking about?"
>"C'mon, you're not that dumb. You know what a shikigami is, right? And you know Yukari collects 'em like baseball cards."
>Wait, do they have baseball cards? Or baseball? Oh well.
>"And like I said, they're not going to begrudge Yukari one rabbit to stay on her good side."
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>"C'mon, you're not that dumb. You know what a shikigami is, right? And you know Yukari collects 'em like baseball cards."
>Wait, do they have baseball cards? Or baseball? Oh well.
>"And like I said, they're not going to begrudge Yukari one rabbit to stay on her good side."
> "What the-! Bu-!"
> How should you know?
> "Well, I guess so..."
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>"So it's probably a good idea to stay on Eirin's good side so she doesn't sell you out to stay on Yukari's good side, right?"
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> Activate Cute Look, continue interrogation
> If unsuccessful, switch element to fire and heat yourself up enough so that he feels it
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>"So it's probably a good idea to stay on Eirin's good side so she doesn't sell you out to stay on Yukari's good side, right?"
> "Stop speaking like a Cheshire Cat and get to the damn point!"
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>"Where's Tewi, and why are you here?"
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>"Where's Tewi, and why are you here?"
> "I'm not telling you anything!"
> He does a quick spin and tosses you over his shoulder into Reisen. He quickly bounds out of the room.
> "Hahaha~! You can't ca-"
> He slips on the broken TV glass. He hollers in pain on impact with the shards on the ground.
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>Pick self up.
>Aerodash => Sit on his chest.
>"Now I'm upset."
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>Pick self up.
>Aerodash => Sit on his chest.
>"Now I'm upset."
> You quickly react and sit on his chest.
> He screams in pain from the glass in his back.
> "Holy shit! Get off!"
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>Activate Cute Look for further interrogation.
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>"Can't, you'll run again. Really, you should be happy Reisen doesn't want on on this. Hey Reisen, get his feet so he can't run off again, would you?"
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>"Can't, you'll run again. Really, you should be happy Reisen doesn't want on on this. Hey Reisen, get his feet so he can't run off again, would you?"
> "Okay!"
> She walks out of the bedroom and grabs the rabbit's feet.
>Activate Cute Look for further interrogation.
> You begin to look moe~
> VULGAR BUNNY is biting his lip. It was a success.
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>"I mean tie him up real good so he can't run. Just because I'm made at him doesn't mean I want to drive his back into broken glass and stuff."
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>"I mean tie him up real good so he can't run. Just because I'm made at him doesn't mean I want to drive his back into broken glass and stuff."
> "Where am I supposed to get rope?"
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>"Your tie will do nicely for now."
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>"Or if he has shoe laces, use those."
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>"Your tie will do nicely for now."
>"Or if he has shoe laces, use those."
> The rabbit doesn't have any shoelaces, so Reisen removes her tie and wraps it around the bunny's feet.
> "Let me off this glass for crying out loud! It's digging into my back!"
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>"Maybe you won't run next time, then."
>Once Reisen has his feet properly bound to her satisfaction, let him up and properly armlock him. Nothing painful, just enough to keep him from trying to do something silly again.
>"Now, about those questions."
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> If he struggles further, sloooooooowly remove the glass pieces in his back. Make sure its painful. If he still doesn't budge start wringing the glass pieces out.
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>"Maybe you won't run next time, then."
>Once Reisen has his feet properly bound to her satisfaction, let him up and properly armlock him. Nothing painful, just enough to keep him from trying to do something silly again.
>"Now, about those questions."
> "And maybe you won't blow up any televisions!"
> You stand him up and armlock him.
> "I'm still not telling you anything!"
> If he struggles further, sloooooooowly remove the glass pieces in his back. Make sure its painful. If he still doesn't budge start wringing the glass pieces out.
> You begin to pull the glass shards out of his back. You notice that a few of them are quite large. As you pull them out, he begins to yell.
> "SON OF A BITCH THAT HURTS!"
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>"Can't have 'em get infected, can we now? And really, don't try to pass the blame like that. Besides, once you answer the questions, I'm sure Reisen, who hangs around a doctor and is no doubt more skilled at dressing wounds than I am, would be delighted to take over here."
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>"Can't have 'em get infected, can we now? And really, don't try to pass the blame like that. Besides, once you answer the questions, I'm sure Reisen, who hangs around a doctor and is no doubt more skilled at dressing wounds than I am, would be delighted to take over here."
> The rabbit stays still for a moment before giving a response.
> "Fine. What the hell do you want?"
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>"Same as before. Where's Tewi, and why are you here?"
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>"Same as before. Where's Tewi, and why are you here?"
> "I'm not telling you where she is, but I will tell you what I was lookin' for. In that filing cabinet, Tewi told me to get one of her old files back. Said it coulda been used for blackmail."
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>"Okay. What''re all the traps around here?"
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>"Okay. What''re all the traps around here?"
> "Tewi likes a tight defense!"
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>"She does. What's that file you're after?"
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>"She does. What's that file you're after?"
"I don't know! She said it would be in the cabinet! Whatever it was, she wasn't worried about me seeing it, so it musta had some other purpose!"
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> "Well, alright then. And since you won't tell me where Tewi is, I suppose you could at least tell me where to start looking."
> Whack rabbit with super-umbrella if it helps any. Unless the umbrella is fragile. We do have it with us, right?
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> "Well, alright then. And since you won't tell me where Tewi is, I suppose you could at least tell me where to start looking."
> Whack rabbit with super-umbrella if it helps any. Unless the umbrella is fragile. We do have it with us, right?
>We're too busy keeping his him from doing dumb things with his hands, so no whackings. "So, you'll know that file when you see it?"
>"Hey Reisen, think we could get some of the rabbits down here to carry off the file cabinet?"
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> "Well, alright then. And since you won't tell me where Tewi is, I suppose you could at least tell me where to start looking."
> Whack rabbit with super-umbrella if it helps any. Unless the umbrella is fragile. We do have it with us, right?
>We're too busy keeping his him from doing dumb things with his hands, so no whackings. "So, you'll know that file when you see it?"
>"Hey Reisen, think we could get some of the rabbits down here to carry off the file cabinet?"
> "Yeah, I would."
> "No problem. I've been waiting for you to ask. I'll contact them now."
> After a slight pause, she speaks back up.
> "Alright, they're on their way."
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>Smile!
>"Now, about those traps. Let's be a little more specific. Also, Reisen, you hang with a doctor, get the glass out f this poor rabbit's back. I'm a little clumsy."
>"You need a name, I'm going to give you a name. You look like a Jean, I'll call you Jean."
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>Smile!
>"Now, about those traps. Let's be a little more specific. Also, Reisen, you hang with a doctor, get the glass out f this poor rabbit's back. I'm a little clumsy."
>"You need a name, I'm going to give you a name. You look like a Jean, I'll call you Jean."
> You smile. Just because you're beating someone doesn't mean you shouldn't enjoy it!
> "Alright then."
> You shift the grip to the front as Reisen pulls the glass out of the rabbit's back.
> "Waddya want to know about the traps?"
> "Wha-!? No! My name is Roger!"
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>"That so? Anyways, more on the traps, what kind, how many, how do we get around them? Do remember Eirin is going to be very unhappy if you tell us incorrecty."
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> "Now, Roger, I'm a reasonable Fairy, as well as smart on Fairy standards, and pretty nice if I say so myself, but I can be outright evil if provoked."
> "Trap wise, tell me what to look out for and how they are triggered. Oh and if you skip one or two, and I suspect that your skipping some, I will cause even more pain to you. I don't enjoy causing pain, but I will if it means I'm less likly to get killed."
> *sigh* Reisen must be pretty level-headed if she isn't getting bothered at all by this rabbit guy.
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>"That so? Anyways, more on the traps, what kind, how many, how do we get around them? Do remember Eirin is going to be very unhappy if you tell us incorrecty."
> "What kind of traps, where are the ones you need to know about? You can't possibly expect me to just know what a non-descriptive statement like that points."
> "Now, Roger, I'm a reasonable Fairy, as well as smart on Fairy standards, and pretty nice if I say so myself, but I can be outright evil if provoked."
> "Trap wise, tell me what to look out for and how they are triggered. Oh and if you skip one or two, and I suspect that your skipping some, I will cause even more pain to you. I don't enjoy causing pain, but I will if it means I'm less likly to get killed."
> *sigh* Reisen must be pretty level-headed if she isn't getting bothered at all by this rabbit guy.
> "And you're definitely a sadist and egotist of one!"
> "Where do you want me tell you about the traps? I can't just tell you every single one like that! In this safehouse? Tell me!"
> Definitely. Must have been in a war or something.
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>"Let's start with the safehouse, and work outwards. I'm sure Eirin will be very happy you did so much to keep the rabbits out of trouble while dealing with Tewi."
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>"Let's start with the safehouse, and work outwards. I'm sure Eirin will be very happy you did so much to keep the rabbits out of trouble while dealing with Tewi."
> "There's a boulder trap that can be activated by tapping the wall twice. If any of the fake grass is pulled, spikes blast out and impale the moron who pulled it. The grass in here is real, so no worries. In her bedroom, knocking three times on the wall and stepping off will set off explosives outside of the door. Finally, tapping the TV's power button shoots glass out. You should have pushed it for two seconds. There aren't any traps in Tewi's new location. I'll give you that."
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>"Any in the forest we need to know about? You can skip to the nasty ones if there's too many."
>_
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>"Any in the forest we need to know about? You can skip to the nasty ones if there's too many."
>_
> "Nah, none really. That all you need to know? I want to get the hell out of here soon."
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>"Tewi got any real plans other than running off?"
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>"Tewi got any real plans other than running off?"
> "She's just out for some gambling, thievery, the basics."
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I'm done. Anyone else got some before we turn 'im over to Eirin?
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> "Any signs of where she might specifically be?"
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> "Any signs of where she might specifically be?"
> "I refuse to tell you any more, doesn't matter what you do!"
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> Sigh.
> "Fine, we'll find out ourselves. Not much else I can do that is more painful than those glass pieces."
> "Reisen, let the bunnis stay on guard. Tewi might try to ambush us once we leave the cave."
> Take one last look at the room for anything of interest.
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> Gently drag a finger over where a shard was in his back. "Reisen, it's alright to hurt him further, so long as he lives, right?"
> If Reisen says it's ok in ANY way, hurt him. putting pressure on his wounds, moving shards that are still in his back around a bit to cause pain(especially the more painful looking shards), ect.
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>Fisticuffs
>"Well I can crush your crotch."
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> Gently drag a finger over where a shard was in his back. "Reisen, it's alright to hurt him further, so long as he lives, right?"
> If Reisen says it's ok in ANY way, hurt him. putting pressure on his wounds, moving shards that are still in his back around a bit to cause pain(especially the more painful looking shards), ect.
> "Of course you can't!"
>Fisticuffs
>"Well I can crush your crotch."
> Reisen gives you a dirty look after your threat.
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> Reisen gives you a dirty look after your threat.
>We're still talking to the Roger, right?
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> Tell Reisen to get some rabbits to tail Roger after we let him go.
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Faeries don't waterboard =[
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>We're still talking to the Roger, right?
> Yes. But Reisen doesn't want you hurting him.
> Tell Reisen to get some rabbits to tail Roger after we let him go.
> "He's coming with us to Eientei. We'll see what Master wants to do with him."
Faeries don't waterboard =[
> They certainly don't.
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> Search the filing cabinet from before if its still around.
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> Search the filing cabinet from before if its still around.
> You head back into the bedroom and search the cabinet.
> You have discovered CARROT SEALED FOLDER.
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> Take the folder, carefully but normally/be ready for an un-told trap.
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> Take the folder, carefully but normally/be ready for an un-told trap.
> You take the folder out carefully. No traps were sprung.
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> What the hell is a carrot seal?
> Call over Reisen to have a look, unless she's still dealing with Roger rabbit
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> What the hell is a carrot seal?
> Call over Reisen to have a look, unless she's still dealing with Roger rabbit
> It appears to be sealed by a carrot button. It cannot be removed by conventional means.
> She's holding Roger down. The army of rabbits enter the area. Reisen barks out some orders.
> "Detain this rabbit! The faerie is still inside of the bedroom! Cuff her too!"
> You don't think she wanted you to hear that.
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> HO SHIT PLOT TWIST!
> GAP OUTTA THERE! (and pray that it works)
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> HO SHIT PLOT TWIST!
> GAP OUTTA THERE! (and pray that it works)
> OH SNAP
> You open a gap and try to look through it. Alas, you cannot. So you leap in.
> You are partway through a wall, which does wonders to squeezing your intestines. The rabbits watch in horror as you die from insane amounts of internal bleeding.
> Yukari walks through the now repetitious light.
> "Remember kids, gapping should be left to the experts."
> She sends you back into the bedroom. You can hear the rabbits run towards the doorway.
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I told yall faeries don't waterboard =[
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> Bloody hell...
> Hide under bed. If this fails, break in feign death a bit.
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> "You'll never take me alive, rabbits!"
> Prepare to fight fight fight!
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> "Reisen, why would you order them to cuff me? Are you betraying me?"
> Get ready to fight.
> "Yukari, you know that me gapping out was the easiest thing to try, right? Besides, a little less then 1-in-3 odds, you can't really blame me for trying."
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>Let's go with feigning death. That oughta screw with 'em, finding a proper faerie corpse.
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> Bloody hell...
> Hide under bed. If this fails, break in feign death a bit.
> You hide under the bed and feign death. They pull you out and check your pulse.
>Let's go with feigning death. That oughta screw with 'em, finding a proper faerie corpse.
> They detect an extremely faint pulse.
> "She's still alive!"
> "Then finish her off!"
> "You'll never take me alive, rabbits!"
> Prepare to fight fight fight!
> You snap out of feign death and blast the two bunnies.
> You sprint out of the room. Ready for combat.
> You have engaged THE GREAT RABBIT ARMY.
> "Reisen, why would you order them to cuff me? Are you betraying me?"
> Get ready to fight.
> "Yukari, you know that me gapping out was the easiest thing to try, right? Besides, a little less then 1-in-3 odds, you can't really blame me for trying."
> "Yes! I am!"
> "Well, I know. But you should just fight them."
> Suddenly you hear a manly yell and hear the sound of cuffs breaking. Roger can be seen punching rabbits in the face.
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>"Wow, this is like a jail break! I never got to do one of those before!"
>Many targets means it's easy to hit things!
>Use Luminous Gaze ~ Blooming flower
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> "So Reisen! Who's side you on anyway?"
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>"Alright chums, let's do this!"
>"LEEEEROY JENKINS!!!!"
>Fire a incredibly complex waves
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> When given the chance, switch element to fire and Falcon Punch some rabbits while concentrating the fire into our fists.
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>"Wow, this is like a jail break! I never got to do one of those before!"
>Many targets means it's easy to hit things!
>Use Luminous Gaze ~ Blooming flower
> You blast bullets everywhere. Seems these rabbits aren't too tough, as they get quickly thrown around by the shots.
> "So Reisen! Who's side you on anyway?"
> "I'm with Tewi!"
>"Alright chums, let's do this!"
>"LEEEEROY JENKINS!!!!"
>Fire a incredibly complex waves
> You fire waves everywhere screaming. Roger comes running on all fours and scurries into the bedroom. He walks out carrying a bedsheet.
> When given the chance, switch element to fire and Falcon Punch some rabbits while concentrating the fire into our fists.
> You perform the technique you have always dreamed of using. Many of the rabbits flee in sight of the fire punches.
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>Quick assessment: How are the rabbit forces in general doing? And what is Reisen up to?
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>Quick assessment: How are the rabbit forces in general doing? And what is Reisen up to?
> They aren't doing too well. It seems Reisen is just standing in the center, waiting for something.
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> Intercept Roger
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> Before intercepting Roger dodge to the side.
> When intercepting him blast him with sun danmaku.
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>Before doing all that, shoot the sweet spot on the wall once. We've shot it before, so one more should let dat boulder fly.
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> Intercept Roger
> Before intercepting Roger dodge to the side.
> When intercepting him blast him with sun danmaku.
> You blast Roger.
> "What the f***?! I'm trying to help you!"
>Before doing all that, shoot the sweet spot on the wall once. We've shot it before, so one more should let dat boulder fly.
> That's in the hall. You can't hit it from this angle.
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>"Nu-uh! You're with Tewi and stuff!"
>Keep up the music with Luminous Gaze ~ Blooming flower until the rabbits are too decimated for it to really be effective anymore.
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> "ITS NOT MY FAULT! I'M SO DAMN CONFUSED RIGHT NOW!!!!!"
> "Roger! If you're in, follow me!"
> Check up on Shanghai.
> Head into the hallway with the boulder, get some distance, and hit the wall to release the damned thing.
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> "If you are, then say so! And what are you doing?"
> Keep on the attack
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> "ITS NOT MY FAULT! I'M SO DAMN CONFUSED RIGHT NOW!!!!!"
> "Roger! If you're in, follow me!"
> Check up on Shanghai.
> Head into the hallway with the boulder, get some distance, and hit the wall to release the damned thing.
>Don't do this until such a time that the spellcard isn't useful anymore, and the coast is relatively clear.
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> "Reisen you traitor! When I get back to Eientei, I am SOOOOO telling Eirin!"
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>"Nu-uh! You're with Tewi and stuff!"
>Keep up the music with Luminous Gaze ~ Blooming flower until the rabbits are too decimated for it to really be effective anymore.
> "Well, if I get betrayed, I'm on the last side, which is yours!"
> You continue spraying bullets everywhere.
> "If you are, then say so! And what are you doing?"
> Keep on the attack
> "I was going to leap onto Reisen and cover up her eyes!"
> "ITS NOT MY FAULT! I'M SO DAMN CONFUSED RIGHT NOW!!!!!"
> "Roger! If you're in, follow me!"
> Check up on Shanghai.
> Head into the hallway with the boulder, get some distance, and hit the wall to release the damned thing.
>Don't do this until such a time that the spellcard isn't useful anymore, and the coast is relatively clear.
> "Reisen you traitor! When I get back to Eientei, I am SOOOOO telling Eirin!"
> "Why should I care?"
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>...Can't defeat that logic.
>To Jean: "Okay. Go get her! I'll keep you covered."
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>...Can't defeat that logic.
>To Jean: "Okay. Go get her! I'll keep you covered."
> "Alright then, took you a while. Make a distraction!"
> Roger begins to run around the outside of the area.
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>Switch into A Little Faerie
>Aim the attack to get as many rabbits as possible caught in it. Especially Reisen, if it can be done.
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>Switch into A Little Faerie
>Aim the attack to get as many rabbits as possible caught in it. Especially Reisen, if it can be done.
> You cannot do this!
> You can't aim the attack, but it certainly is mowing things down already.
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>Stick with what works, then.
>If at all possible to manipulate it, do so in order to make life easier for Jean Roger.
>If not, abandon current position to present a more tempting target, but not so much that we can't retreat back to the relative safety.
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>Stick with what works, then.
>If at all possible to manipulate it, do so in order to make life easier for Jean Roger.
>If not, abandon current position to present a more tempting target, but not so much that we can't retreat back to the relative safety.
> You continue blasting danmaku everywhere.
> Well, it'd be pretty tough to change position. The room is literally filled with people firing bullets everywhere.
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> Let's use our newest spellcard and take down Reisen!! Trouble sign ~ Double the Fun!!!
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> If possible, give Roger a chance to do take down Reisen.
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> Let's use our newest spellcard and take down Reisen!! Trouble sign ~ Double the Fun!!!
> If possible, give Roger a chance to do take down Reisen.
> You wait a moment longer as Roger runs through the crowd and leaps onto Reisen, and covers her head with the blanket. If you attack now, you'd likely blast him in the back.
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>We must buy him more time, and create more distraction that doesn't involve shooting him in the back.
>This will require a beastly lie.
>"RABBITS AREN'T EVEN KIND OF CUTE!"
>The second he's out of range, turn the fireworks back on. Or do so if someone gets too close and hope for the best.
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>We must buy him more time, and create more distraction that doesn't involve shooting him in the back.
>This will require a beastly lie.
>"RABBITS AREN'T EVEN KIND OF CUTE!"
>The second he's out of range, turn the fireworks back on. Or do so if someone gets too close and hope for the best.
> Or...
> "Hey guys! Did anyone of you gone missing lately? I had rabbit stew last night and I wanted to know who I ate. He or she was delicious!"
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>Too intelligently cruel for the likes of us, I'd think.
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>We must buy him more time, and create more distraction that doesn't involve shooting him in the back.
>This will require a beastly lie.
>"RABBITS AREN'T EVEN KIND OF CUTE!"
>The second he's out of range, turn the fireworks back on. Or do so if someone gets too close and hope for the best.
> Or...
> "Hey guys! Did anyone of you gone missing lately? I had rabbit stew last night and I wanted to know who I ate. He or she was delicious!"
>Too intelligently cruel for the likes of us, I'd think.
> It seems the rabbits are unaffected by such a fib.
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>Oh shit, what do we know about rabbits?
>Uh.
>"YOU GUYS USE LITTER BOXES!"
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>Oh shit, what do we know about rabbits?
>Uh.
>"YOU GUYS USE LITTER BOXES!"
> The rabbits continue to move forward. A single rabbit stops and looks around, confused, only to be knocked down and trampled.
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> "GUYS! Two words:
"Wabbit season."
*imitate the sound of a shotgun being loaded*
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> We may need to start the danmaku up again.
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> "GUYS! Two words:
"Wabbit season."
*imitate the sound of a shotgun being loaded*
> It fails. You're pretty sure that they know the difference between a fake gun and a real one.
> We may need to start the danmaku up again.
> Indeed you will. You begin to start it up, but after a few bullets, discover you have run out of magic. Crap.
> Shanghai leaps off of your head and grabs it's lance out of your bag.
> "Shanghai! Shaaaaaaaaaaaanghaaaaaaaaaaaai!"
> It charges at the bunnies with a menacing look on it's face. It appears to be swinging the lance to avoid killing any. She probably has no idea what is going on here.
> Quite a few bunnies are unconscious. It appears Roger is now fighting Reisen across the room.
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>Out of magic period, or simply exhausted that spellcard?
>If the latter, get a new spellcard going.
>Inventory.
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> "Wait, wrong gun." *pull out whatever gun we still have on us from our Underground fun times.*
> How the hell can a fairy run out of magic?!
> "Umm, Yukari, did I just run out of magic? I didn't even think that was possible! Any ideas?"
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> "SHANGHAI! DON'T BE A HEROOOOOOOOOO!"
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>Out of magic period, or simply exhausted that spellcard?
>If the latter, get a new spellcard going.
>Inventory.
> You are out of all magic related things.
> Inventory:
-Fairy Set
-Journal
-List
-Sack Lunch
-Super Duper Megacrystal Pen
-Fancy Hat
-GPS
-Catnip
-Super Umbrella
-Bamboo
-Bunny Set
-Thigh Highs
-Carrot Sealed Folder
Shanghai inventory:
-Lance
> "Wait, wrong gun." *pull out whatever gun we still have on us from our Underground fun times.*
> How the hell can a fairy run out of magic?!
> "Umm, Yukari, did I just run out of magic? I didn't even think that was possible! Any ideas?"
> You don't have any guns! They were all burnt in the explosion!
> Well, by using a high power attack for a few minutes!
> "Well, magic isn't unlimited! Get physical!"
> "SHANGHAI! DON'T BE A HEROOOOOOOOOO!"
> "SHANGHAI SHANGSHANGHAI!"
> She is easily taking care of many of the rabbits.
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>Jump into the action with a Concentrated
Fisticuffs Kick!
>Then, get to beating some rabbits upside the head with our SUPER UMBRELLA~
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>Jump into the action with a Concentrated Fisticuffs Kick!
>Then, get to beating some rabbits upside the head with our SUPER UMBRELLA~
>"I'M HERE TO KICK ASS AND PET BUNNIES, AND I'M ALL OUT OF ASS!"
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>Jump into the action with a Concentrated Fisticuffs Kick!
>Then, get to beating some rabbits upside the head with our SUPER UMBRELLA~
>"I'M HERE TO KICK ASS AND PET BUNNIES, AND I'M ALL OUT OF ASS!"
> You leap into the fray and kick a rabbit directly in the mouth.
> "Bunnies! Retreat!"
> You really would, but the rabbits are picking up their comrades and retreating.
> As they pack up and leave, Reisen gives you a menacing fist shake before running off with the others.
> Shanghai puts her hands on her sides and nods in pride. Roger is walking towards you.
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>"Good work."
>Thumbs up to Roger and Shanghai.
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> "I can't believe Reisen would do that."
> "Roger, would your actions here count as betraying Tewi? If so, I'd be glad to welcome you as an ally. You would probably be welcome at Eientei to.'
> "Oh crud, what if Reisen heads back to Eientei? She could make us look bad, like we turned traitor. We need to hurry back if we want to be welcome their."
> "Yukari, if your not sleeping, would you be able to help us back to Eientei? I would like to avoid the forest if at all posible."
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>"Good work."
>Thumbs up to Roger and Shanghai.
> You give them a thumbs up.
> "I can't believe Reisen would do that."
> "Roger, would your actions here count as betraying Tewi? If so, I'd be glad to welcome you as an ally. You would probably be welcome at Eientei to.'
> "Oh crud, what if Reisen heads back to Eientei? She could make us look bad, like we turned traitor. We need to hurry back if we want to be welcome their."
> "Yukari, if your not sleeping, would you be able to help us back to Eientei? I would like to avoid the forest if at all posible."
> Yukari tunes in.
> "Hmm...Yes....I'll examine this further."
> "Well, why the hell not, I guess. And I was already at Eientei. Reisen just didn't recognize my face."
> "Sure!"
> You, Roger, and Shanghai are in front of the Eientei gates. It seems like a ghost town without the guards and rabbits about.
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>Head inside!
>Go to Eirin's office; let Jean lead the way if needs be.
>Do we still have that file?
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> "It's quiet in h(ry"
> En garde. Now it's Tewi AND Reisen.
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>Head inside!
>Go to Eirin's office; let Jean lead the way if needs be.
>Do we still have that file?
> You enter the building and head to the office.
> Yes, it was listed in your inventory.
> You have reached Eirin's office. As you enter, you see a ghostly woman, Yukari, Eirin, and a blue-haired woman sitting at the table. They are all wearing clock face masks. You overhear a bit of conversation before they notice you.
> "So, we have decided that Namusan shall not be joining."
> The ghostly woman chips in.
> "Of course, she requires more experience."
> "Then, it i-"
> Yukari looks at you.
> "Oh shit! Off with the masks!"
> Everyone pulls the masks off of their faces and looks casual. Eirin takes a sip of tea.
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>"What."
>"Wait, this isn't one of those Illuminati things, is it? Because if you're secretly ruling the world, I want in."
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>"What."
>"Wait, this isn't one of those Illuminati things, is it? Because if you're secretly ruling the world, I want in."
> "Well, not exactly. But this is something I don't want you to speak of ever again, alright?"
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>"Okay. But I want a governorship or something."
>"Hey Eirin. You probably already know Reisen went rogue. Also we got this thing, that Tewi's worried about."
>Wave the carrot-sealed folder.
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> Examine blue-haired woman. In a totally non-lecherous fashion.
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>"Okay. But I want a governorship or something."
>"Hey Eirin. You probably already know Reisen went rogue. Also we got this thing, that Tewi's worried about."
>Wave the carrot-sealed folder.
> "Yes, Yukari told me."
> You give her the folder. She simply pulls the clip off and opens the folder. As she does so, she reaches in and pulls out a long pair of socks. Eirin looks confused until she reaches inside one of them and pulls out a map.
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> You have reached Eirin's office. As you enter, you see a ghostly woman, Yukari, Eirin, and a blue-haired woman sitting at the table. They are all wearing clock face masks. You overhear a bit of conversation before they notice you.
Oh dear Shinki, the Old Maids are actually Clock Crew members! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
> "What does the map say?"
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Oh dear Shinki, the Old Maids are actually Clock Crew members! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
> "What does the map say?"
(Erm...No. Wrong reference buddy)
> "Well, it lists off areas of development that Tewi was planning on using. These are basically possible locations of where she could be."
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(Now you've got me stumped :derp: The Clock Crew members are the only clock face wearers that come to mind)
> "Areas? As in plural? So we need to go through multiple hell holes like that?"
> "Aww crap."
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(Now you've got me stumped :derp: The Clock Crew members are the only clock face wearers that come to mind)
> "Areas? As in plural? So we need to go through multiple hell holes like that?"
> "Aww crap."
(It's from an Agatha Christie novel)
> "Well, no. These are possible areas of development. So only one of these would even have a hole."
> Yukari is looking around, waiting for something to happen. She suddenly remembers something.
> "Aurica, how would you like your own shikigami?"
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>"Um...I dunno? What's it mean to have a shikigami? I know you're connected to Ran and Chen and stuff because they told me, but I don't really get what it means..."
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> "I'm your shikigami right? So if I got one, it would be kinda like how Ran has Chen, or how you have me and Ran... right?"
> "I think it would be great. Who or what did you have in mind?"
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>"And I thought you had to be powerful to have a shikigami? Cuz umm, since your shikigami is strong enough to have it's own shikigami, that would mean you're really strong!"
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>"Um...I dunno? What's it mean to have a shikigami? I know you're connected to Ran and Chen and stuff because they told me, but I don't really get what it means..."
> "It's an entity bounded to you by magic. Not to be confused with familiars. A familiar is something you call out temporarily, while a shikigami is always called out, and is of a much more permanent status."
> "I'm your shikigami right? So if I got one, it would be kinda like how Ran has Chen, or how you have me and Ran... right?"
> "I think it would be great. Who or what did you have in mind?"
>"And I thought you had to be powerful to have a shikigami? Cuz umm, since your shikigami is strong enough to have it's own shikigami, that would mean you're really strong!"
> "Actually, no. There are quite a few reasons why you aren't. I did have it in mind, but the idea was scrapped."
> "Why, the hunk of a rabbit standing next to you."
> The ghost woman giggles as she takes a bite of a slice of lemon pie on her plate. She then pulls out her fan and begins doing what people expect to do with one. Fanning.
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>"Naw. He's no good."
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>"Naw. He's no good."
> "Well, why isn't he? He doesn't have much magic, so you could easily support the contract. And maybe you two could become friends, or partners. Whatever sort of relation you prefer."
> Roger chimes in.
> "Bu-! Miss Yagokoro, you can't possibly have agreed to this!"
> "Actually, the papers have already been written. It's all up to Aurica now."
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>Frown.
>"He's kinda sketchy. And also kinda a backstabber. Isn't it weird to do this sort of thing with a stranger anyways?"
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> "Hmmm, if he won't backstab or betray me, I'm willing to let him. But I also want to give him the choice. He's mainly with me cause Reisen turned traitor on me for Tewi and he ended up helping me while trying to save himself. I'm willing, so it's up to him."
> "A shikigami would have to be weaker to some extent, even a little, then yourself right? And doesn't it require a good amount of power to begin with to even have a shikigami?"
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>Frown.
>"He's kinda sketchy. And also kinda a backstabber. Isn't it weird to do this sort of thing with a stranger anyways?"
> "Oh no he isn't. He was supposed to be undercover during Tewi's little rebellions. It seems Tewi must have done something to pull Reisen to her side, and Reisen told Tewi."
> Yukari throws her two cents in.
> "And if you were to look in a summoning book, you wouldn't know what you're getting until you try it."
> "Hmmm, if he won't backstab or betray me, I'm willing to let him. But I also want to give him the choice. He's mainly with me cause Reisen turned traitor on me for Tewi and he ended up helping me while trying to save himself. I'm willing, so it's up to him."
> "A shikigami would have to be weaker to some extent, even a little, then yourself right? And doesn't it require a good amount of power to begin with to even have a shikigami?"
> "He hardly has any magic power. He won't be difficult to bind to a contract."
> "There's no way I'll possi-"
> "Roger, this is Yukari we're talking about. Knowing her, you won't be working very hard. How about this, you try it out being her shikigami. If you don't like it, you can come back here. Just remember that you will definitely be doing more work here than there."
> "W-well, uhh..."
> Eirin gives him a dirty look. It seems that was convincing enough, as he gave his go ahead after seeing it.
> Yukari is ecstatic.
> "Great! Excellent!"
> She gaps a talisman in front of you.
> "Sign his name on there and put the talisman somewhere on your dress, or arms or something. This is a rather cheap contract, but it will suffice for the time being. If it works out, we'll give you an upgrade."
> Roger was looking around nervously while this was going on.
> "Okay, I'll do it, but I want to get one thing straight. I refuse to let you pet me. Even if I'm in rabbit form."
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>"Hey. Would it work with Shanghai? She'd be a way better Shikigami. If she's down with it."
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>"Okey doke"
>Write Roger's name on the Talisman.
>Put it next to our Copy Pin
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>"Hey. Would it work with Shanghai? She'd be a way better Shikigami. If she's down with it."
> "Nope. She's a machine. You two can still be an inseparable pair though~"
>"Okey doke"
>Write Roger's name on the Talisman.
>Put it next to our Copy Pin
> As you sign his name, Roger explodes in a burst of dust.
> "Don't worry, standard procedure."
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> "That's normal!? He exploded! I wish you would have given me warning."
> "How do I summon him then?"
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>"TO MY SIDE, MY NOBLE EINHE-SHIKIGAMI"
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> "That's normal!? He exploded! I wish you would have given me warning."
> "How do I summon him then?"
> "Oh, he'll be back."
>"TO MY SIDE, MY NOBLE EINHE-SHIKIGAMI"
> The blue-haired woman seems lost in thought.
> "I loved that game when I was in the outside world."
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> JUST TAKE THE MOTHERFUCKING RABBIT ALREADY!!!!
Whoops, I was a bit too late. You already got him. Never mind :blush:
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> JUST TAKE THE MOTHERFUCKING RABBIT ALREADY!!!!
Whoops, I was a bit too late. You already got him. Never mind :blush:
> The rabbit burst in through the doorway, panting.
> "Well, that was quite a trip. Don't ask."
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> "Now I wanna teach Shanghai that Something-Valesti move! it would be awesome!"
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> "Now I wanna teach Shanghai that Something-Valesti move! it would be awesome!"
> "Err...Don't you care I'm here?"
> Yukari is looking thoughtful.
> "Well, Roger, just to get used to it, call Aurica master."
> "Y-you can't be se-"
> "Go on, just once. If you won't, Aurica can make you. So just this once."
> "Well, uhh..."
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> "Please Roger?"
> Cute look.
> "I'll give you carrots!"
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> "Please Roger?"
> Cute look.
> "I'll give you carrots!"
> "Gee...uh...okay then...Master."
> "Very good. Now let her pet you."
> "Please, no..."
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>"He's not that cute..."
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>"He's not that cute..."
> BLASPHEMY! BUNNIES ARE ALWAYS CUTE!
> "I'd rather get petted on the head myself."
> "Or a big, warm hug!"
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>"He's not that cute..."
> Well, he has the big, rounded, moe glasses.
> BLASPHEMY! BUNNIES ARE ALWAYS CUTE!
> "I'd rather get petted on the head myself."
> "Or a big, warm hug!"
> "Well, you can't assert your control until he understands it."
> The ghost woman is still fanning. Though she is smiling with unrestrained amusement.
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>"I got a better idea."
>Point at Roger
>"Hey! Dance!"
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>"I got a better idea."
>Point at Roger
>"Hey! Dance!"
> "I'd much rather be petted, really."
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>"Have it your way."
>Administer pettings.
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Moe glasses = YES
> Give him a good rub over the head.
> "I think I didn't introduce myself properly yet. The name's Aurica! But you can call me Master Aurica or Cutey Honey Aury if you want!" <3
> "I haven't introduced myself properly to you two either. My name is Aurica Yakumo. Nice to meet you." (directed at ghost girl and blue-haired lady.)
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>If we've not been officially invested with the Yakumo name (I don't recall), don't claim it.
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>If we've not been officially invested with the Yakumo name (I don't recall), don't claim it.
> Then call ourselves Fairington Willow! Miss Aurica Willow! :V
(I always liked that name...)
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> "Is their a reason we force this on Roger? I don't want to have to boss him around like a Tyrant or something, I'd rather have something similar to you and me Yukari, or maybe you and Ran. The "ask kindly and you shall recieve kindly" treatment."
> "If you honestly are ok with me petting you on the head, then I will, a little bit. But fun, jokes and playing around aside, I hope you and me can be friends Roger. Not just master-servant, actual friends."
> Offer out our hand for a hand-shake with Roger while giving a nice smile.
> "Yukari, since your my master or whatever, would I be Aurica Yakumo? Or would I have to change my first name to a color before I get the Yakumo bit?
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>"Have it your way."
>Administer pettings.
> You give him a few rubs on his head. You can tell he's trying not to like it. His ears twitch when your hand gets close.
Moe glasses = YES
> Give him a good rub over the head.
> "I think I didn't introduce myself properly yet. The name's Aurica! But you can call me Master Aurica or Cutey Honey Aury if you want!" <3
> "I haven't introduced myself properly to you two either. My name is Aurica Yakumo. Nice to meet you." (directed at ghost girl and blue-haired lady.)
> You continue to pet him as you introduce yourself.
> "I'll stick to Aurica, thanks."
> "Well, I'm Yuyuko, and bluey over there is Kanako the earth goddess."
> "Hey! Don't call me bluey!"
> The two laugh.
>If we've not been officially invested with the Yakumo name (I don't recall), don't claim it.
> Then call ourselves Fairington Willow! Miss Aurica Willow! :V
(I always liked that name...)
> "Aurica, it isn't polite to make up a surname."
> "Is their a reason we force this on Roger? I don't want to have to boss him around like a Tyrant or something, I'd rather have something similar to you and me Yukari, or maybe you and Ran. The "ask kindly and you shall recieve kindly" treatment."
> "If you honestly are ok with me petting you on the head, then I will, a little bit. But fun, jokes and playing around aside, I hope you and me can be friends Roger. Not just master-servant, actual friends."
> Offer out our hand for a hand-shake with Roger while giving a nice smile.
> "Yukari, since your my master or whatever, would I be Aurica Yakumo? Or would I have to change my first name to a color before I get the Yakumo bit?
> "Well, even Ran and I had a beginning like this. Besides, I still pet Ran every now and then."
> "Well, uh, I don't really mind. I hope this all works out too..."
> "I'm not your master Aurica. Where did you get an idea like that?"
> The women in the room all begin laughing.
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>"Well you say jump and I say how high, so it's pretty close to that. But that's okay since you're not a big jerk."
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> Isn't Kanako the Goddess of the Sky, and Suwako the Goddess of Earth :V
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>"Well you say jump and I say how high, so it's pretty close to that. But that's okay since you're not a big jerk."
> "Yes, good enough of a way to look at it."
> Isn't Kanako the Goddess of the Sky, and Suwako the Goddess of Earth :V
> But according to MoF, the commonly held belief (which is false) is that Kanako is a goddess of Earth. So there. :V
> Question me again and I shall downgrade your ass!
> LOL JK
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> "Well then Roger... Are you ready to have countless crazy-awesome adventures against the forces of evil with me and Shanghai?"
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>"And sometimes Lily White?"
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> "Well then Roger... Are you ready to have countless crazy-awesome adventures against the forces of evil with me and Shanghai?"
>"And sometimes Lily White?"
> "Sure, why not."
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>"Hey, speaking of that, we're we going to do about Tewi and Reisen?"
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>"Hey, speaking of that, we're we going to do about Tewi and Reisen?"
> "Well, Reisen would never work for Tewi under normal circumstances. Something must be up."
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>"Maybe Tewi confessed her love? Or it could be blackmail."
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> But according to MoF, the commonly held belief (which is false) is that Kanako is a goddess of Earth. So there. :V
> Question me again and I shall downgrade your ass!
> LOL JK
Touhou wiki says otherwise :P
> "Is their anything we could do to bring Reisen back, past beating her up and then beating up Tewi?"
> "Going waaaaaaaay out on a limb here, what if Reisen is faking everything and trying to stop Tewi herself. I'm sure most of the rabbits here, including Reisen, heard about the Scarlet Devil Mansion bit. Maybe she thought "That little fairy is going to steal my line-light and take down Tewi, no way am I letting that happen. I'm taking down Tewi and getting the glory" or something like that.
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>"Maybe Tewi confessed her love? Or it could be blackmail."
> "No, I don't think it's that..."
Touhou wiki says otherwise :P
> "Is their anything we could do to bring Reisen back, past beating her up and then beating up Tewi?"
> "Going waaaaaaaay out on a limb here, what if Reisen is faking everything and trying to stop Tewi herself. I'm sure most of the rabbits here, including Reisen, heard about the Scarlet Devil Mansion bit. Maybe she thought "That little fairy is going to steal my line-light and take down Tewi, no way am I letting that happen. I'm taking down Tewi and getting the glory" or something like that.
(Touhou wiki agrees with me. :P You are incorrect.)
> "Well, I don't kn-"
> It seems a lightbulb has gone off in her head.
> "OF COURSE! I was recently working on a supplement to support mental stability! Perhaps Tewi discovered that taken in strong enough doses, could effectively control someone's mind! That must be it!"
> "Oh no no no, Reisen wouldn't do something like that. Reisen is a good girl."
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>"Can I have some? I could have some fun with it!"
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>"Can I have some? I could have some fun with it!"
> "Of course not! It's far too dangerous! It was going to be used as a last resort for mental care. Such as the Scarlet Devil's little sister."
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>"Awwwwww..."
>"So, which of those spots is Tewi most likely hiding at? Oh! And you should take a look at Roger's back. He kinda fell on some glass then I sat on him."
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>"Awwwwww..."
>"So, which of those spots is Tewi most likely hiding at? Oh! And you should take a look at Roger's back. He kinda fell on some glass then I sat on him."
> "I have no idea, personally. About Roger's back...Well, let me see."
> She walks up to Roger and brings him into the other room. In a minute or so, they walk back out.
> "There, I disinfected the cuts and bandaged up the nasty ones. He'll be perfectly fine, now."
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>"Oh."
>Try to get a look at the map.
>"Hey Yukari, pick your favorite!"
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>"Oh."
>Try to get a look at the map.
>"Hey Yukari, pick your favorite!"
> "That one."
> She points to the area marked behind the SDM.
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>"Oh hey, I've been there. Um, could you give me a gap there, please? The Bamboo Forest is really confusing."
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>"Oh hey, I've been there. Um, could you give me a gap there, please? The Bamboo Forest is really confusing."
> She sighs.
> "Alright then."
> You are now behind the SDM.
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> "Thanks Yukari!"
> Start checking the area for any hidden passages or entrances. Let Roger and Shanghai help searching.
> Consider going into the mansion and checking the underground path (assuming it hasn't completely caved in).
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> "Thanks Yukari!"
> Start checking the area for any hidden passages or entrances. Let Roger and Shanghai help searching.
> Consider going into the mansion and checking the underground path (assuming it hasn't completely caved in).
> "No problem~!"
> You begin to examine for a hidden entrance. Within minutes, Roger locates a small alcove dug through the fence.
> There's no possible way it hasn't.
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> Head to the alcove that Roger found.
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> Head to the alcove that Roger found.
> You head to the fence and see a small piece of the rock fence removed. It's definitely large enough to fit someone.
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> "Think Tewi and company did this?"
> Examine the opening for traps and such, but don't touch it yet.
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>Before we risk breaking into the maids' secret exit, look around for signs of activity. If Tewi moved a sizable number of rabbits through here, they would have left tracks, trampled grass, or some signs of their presence.
>If no such tracks are found, consider how far we are from the gates and whether the gatekeeper might have noticed a rabbit or two loitering about.
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> "Think Tewi and company did this?"
> Examine the opening for traps and such, but don't touch it yet.
> "Probably."
> You examine it closely. Seems they dug out the old rock with a spoon, or something. It's a very unclean dig.
>Before we risk breaking into the maids' secret exit, look around for signs of activity. If Tewi moved a sizable number of rabbits through here, they would have left tracks, trampled grass, or some signs of their presence.
>If no such tracks are found, consider how far we are from the gates and whether the gatekeeper might have noticed a rabbit or two loitering about.
> You look around for signs of Tewi. Yep, trampled grass, and an overturned stone.
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>Put the length of bamboo to use as a poking stick and check around the entrance for bad things.
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>Put the length of bamboo to use as a poking stick and check around the entrance for bad things.
> You check the entrance for foul play. Nothing.
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>Whisper
>"Alright let's go."
>Enter the hole
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>Keep that bamboo ready for the poking. Or the smiting of rabbits who decide they need to front.
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>Whisper
>"Alright let's go."
>Enter the hole
>Keep that bamboo ready for the poking. Or the smiting of rabbits who decide they need to front.
> You prepare to enter the hole. Shanghai goes in first.
> "Shanghai!"
> As she runs in, she sticks her head back through the hole and motions for you to follow. Seems she's found the hideout.
> Suddenly the sounds of Shanghai screaming are heard, along with a little girl's laughter.
> "Isn't this a cute one? I should bring this in with me..."
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> Enter the hideout carefully.
> Be ready for hell.
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>"Oh hell naw."
>Enter, prepare to bust 1d6 heads a round until Shanghai is returned.
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> Enter the hideout carefully.
> Be ready for hell.
> It's just a hole that leads through the fence. The hideout is on the other side. The girl can still be heard walking down a hole. Along with the sounds of a muffled "SHANGHAI!"
> You head through the hole in the wall. You can now see the hideout's location in the bush. If you hurry, you might be able to get Shanghai back!
>"Oh hell naw."
>Enter, prepare to bust 1d6 heads a round until Shanghai is returned.
> You head through the fence and hole to see the girl's back is turned.
> Roger bursts through and charges the girl. He quickly grabs her and knocks her unconscious. Shanghai scurries back in fear.
> "There, something to pet me about. Let's go."
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>Ponder if we've waiting long enough to use magic again.
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>Examine surroundings
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>"Thanks!"
>Thumbs up to Roger.
>"Don't run ahead like that when we got hostiles around, Shanghai. That's my job."
>Examine the girl that Roger just KOed.
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> "Heh. Good thing you're here eh Roger?"
> Onwards!
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> "I'll save that pet for later."
> Is there anyone else around besides us?
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>Ponder if we've waiting long enough to use magic again.
> Your magic is halfway full, now.
>Examine surroundings
> It's sort of a cave structure similar to the last. Where the trap set-ups are to be built are conveniently labeled of where they are to be installed. This place is likely still under development.
>"Thanks!"
>Thumbs up to Roger.
>"Don't run ahead like that when we got hostiles around, Shanghai. That's my job."
>Examine the girl that Roger just KOed.
> "Sh-shanghai shanghai!"
> It seems she wanted to scout it out.
> "Heh. Good thing you're here eh Roger?"
> Onwards!
> "I've trained myself in various martial arts! I can handle myself."
> You continue onwards!
> "I'll save that pet for later."
> Is there anyone else around besides us?
> "Good, thanks, Master."
> He says it sarcastically with a big grin on his face.
> Nope. It's pretty quiet in the hallway.
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>"Don't worry, Shanghai, there'll be a time when I need you to scout around. Just keep your eyes peeled for now and give me a poke if you see anything."
>Proceed further on, keeping the shaft in hand in case testing needs to be done.
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>Check outfit collection
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>"Don't worry, Shanghai, there'll be a time when I need you to scout around. Just keep your eyes peeled for now and give me a poke if you see anything."
>Proceed further on, keeping the shaft in hand in case testing needs to be done.
> "Shanghai!"
> You clutch the stalk of bamboo carefully, ready to use it at anytime.
>Check outfit collection
> You are currently wearing a pink BUNNY SET. You have a FAIRY SET in your inventory, and also have a dress sent from Elly at home. Along with the YUUKA JAMMIES.
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>Ponder how good we'll look in Yuka cosplay
>Go in deeper
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> "Roger, if you want you can call me Aurica. You don't need to force yourself to be like that."
> Head towards a nearby door, if any, and listen to any sounds on the other side.
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>Ponder how good we'll look in Yuka cosplay
>Go in deeper
> Well, you'd need to dye your hair green. You'd look like a younger version of her, really.
> You head deeper into the tunnel. You can see that the boulder trap is still being put in. The construction crew hasn't seen you yet.
> "Roger, if you want you can call me Aurica. You don't need to force yourself to be like that."
> Head towards a nearby door, if any, and listen to any sounds on the other side.
> "Oh I know, can't a man have his fun?"
> You are in a tunnel. There are no doors.
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> If the construction crew is currently in front of us, head in quickly and wipe 'em out.
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>Before attacking, does it look like we can sneak around them? No need to have the noise call in others.
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> If the construction crew is currently in front of us, head in quickly and wipe 'em out.
>Before attacking, does it look like we can sneak around them? No need to have the noise call in others.
> Unfortunately, no. They're blocking the only exit into the main room.
> The entire team sprawls around and knocks them unconscious. You end up concentrated uppercutting a few bunnies.
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>Listen for sounds in the aftermath. In particular, the sound of others reacting to the fight or approaching.
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>Listen for sounds in the aftermath. In particular, the sound of others reacting to the fight or approaching.
> You listen for sounds carefully. You hear a pin drop from far away.
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>"Nice takedown. Keep your eyes open, everyone."
>Head onwards, pole in hand.
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> Try to be really quiet while going on.
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>"Nice takedown. Keep your eyes open, everyone."
>Head onwards, pole in hand.
> "Thanks."
> "Shanghai!"
> You continue onwards.
> Try to be really quiet while going on.
> You are now very stealthy about moving on!
> You have entered the main room. Big difference this time around. There's tables, a barracks, Tewi's bedroom, rabbit's scurrying about.
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>Try not to get seen, keep out of plain view.
>Look around for familiar faces. In particular Reisen and the rabbits that were with her. With luck, all that gapping around got us here before them.
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>If there is enough hustle and bustle, we could send Roger Rabbit to mingle while remaining on the outskirts. If someone spots us, it may be nice to have a fist concealed in the crowd.
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>Try not to get seen, keep out of plain view.
>Look around for familiar faces. In particular Reisen and the rabbits that were with her. With luck, all that gapping around got us here before them.
> You don't need to try to hard. There are only around ten rabbits milling about. You duck behind the nearest cabinet.
> You don't see anyone familiar. Though you can see a rabbit nearby looking at a YIN-YANG ORB with a magnifying glass.
>If there is enough hustle and bustle, we could send Roger Rabbit to mingle while remaining on the outskirts. If someone spots us, it may be nice to have a fist concealed in the crowd.
> There aren't many people here, so this likely wouldn't end well.
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>Kitty Stealth
>"I'll go in first."
>FISTICUFF ROUND HOUSE KICK
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> Get Roger and Shanghai to take the rest out quickly.
> Obtain Yin Yang Orb.
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>Kitty Stealth
>"I'll go in first."
>FISTICUFF ROUND HOUSE KICK
> You sneak in and knockout the rabbit. You grab the orb.
> Get Roger and Shanghai to take the rest out quickly.
> Obtain Yin Yang Orb.
> Your comrades quickly take down a few more rabbits.
> You have obtained the YIN-YANG ORB! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB_l4AdtJds)
> Skills:
-CONCENTRATED FISTICUFF LV.2: An attack used by focusing energy into your fist and punching. You can also focus kick.
-FAIRY FLIGHT LV.2: A form of flight that allows fairies to fly using wings. Allows flight anywhere, even in anti-magic zones. You can fly very fast.
-ELEMENTAL CONCENTRATION LV.3: Allows you to change internal element. You are currently neutral type. You can utilize; fire, ice, wind, earth, metal, and sun with extra potency. You can also utilize moon.
-FAIRY REGENERATION LV.2: If damaged and not yet dead, you can rapidly regenerate health.
-ATTACK COPY LV.2: A very powerful ability that allows you to copy a LV.1 version of an enemies attack. Holds up to ten skills. Currently holding:
-KITTY STEALTH
-GAP LV:0.3
-FEIGN DEATH LV.1: Temporarily stop your heart.
-AERO DASH LV.1: An ultra fast dash.
-CUTE LOOK LV.1: Increases negotiation ability.
-DANMAKU LV.4: Even though you're a fairy from the outside world, you've spent a lot of time perfecting magical attacks. Studying only gos so far though! Your basic attacks are stronger and refined.
Spellcards:
- Foreign entity ~ One with no face: A spiral pattern. Quite low level.
- A little fairy ~ Focused target: An accurate attack with wind element bound to it. Fires ten large bursts at the opponent.
- Luminous Gaze ~ Blooming flower: A sun elemental attack. Inaccurate, but very powerful.
- Trouble sign ~ Double the Fun: Create two big spheres behind the enemy that creep inward. Very stealthy.Element of attack is based on what element ELEMENTAL CONCENTRATION is bound to.
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>I say it's time to update gap again. Yukari's not gonna be doing that for us much more from the way she reacted last time I'd say.
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>Gappagappagappa
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>I say it's time to update gap again. Yukari's not gonna be doing that for us much more from the way she reacted last time I'd say.
>Gappagappagappa
> Gap is now level 0.4. Chances of successful teleport increased to 40%.
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> Clean up any resistance still in the room with Focused Fisticuffs and examine the possible rooms we can enter.
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> Clean up any resistance still in the room with Focused Fisticuffs and examine the possible rooms we can enter.
> You finish the rest of them off. No one comes, despite the ruckus. Seems you did get here before Reisen.
> Well, there is a bathroom, a room marked "horrible death," Tewi's bedroom, the barracks, the medicinal room, and the rec room.
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> Lets check the medicinal room first. There might be some valuables or nifty healing potions to help us out.
> If nothing of interest is in the medicinal room go check the rec room. Who knows what lounging bunnies might have.
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>Examine the door of the medicinal room before entering, are there any particular features that are off?
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> Lets check the medicinal room first. There might be some valuables or nifty healing potions to help us out.
> If nothing of interest is in the medicinal room go check the rec room. Who knows what lounging bunnies might have.
>Examine the door of the medicinal room before entering, are there any particular features that are off?
> You decide to enter the medicinal room first. You check for any strange things about the doorway, but nothing seems off.
> As you enter, you notice the dozens of shelves lined with different medicines. Perhaps Tewi stored the drug in here?
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> Examine shelves for drug.
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>And other fun things. If this is built off of Orin's old facility in any way, there may be other goodies.
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> Raid the shelves for healing drugs, painkillers, epinephrine, inflammatories (think pepper spray), and the brainwashing serum (for an antidote) if possible.
> Destroy the rest.
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> Examine shelves for drug.
>And other fun things. If this is built off of Orin's old facility in any way, there may be other goodies.
> You begin to search for the drug. But you suddenly realize that you do not know what it looks like, or what it's called!
> There's a few jars labeled with formulas. You're pretty sure you have no idea what they are.
> Raid the shelves for healing drugs, painkillers, epinephrine, inflammatories (think pepper spray), and the brainwashing serum (for an antidote) if possible.
> Destroy the rest.
> You can't find any of those things, and because of it, shouldn't destroy them. You may end up destroying the drug you need.
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>Leave 'em alone for now.
>Look into Tewi's room, just peek around the door, try not to make any noise. If Tewi's there and she doesn't see us, don't try anything yet. If she's not, look around for the umbrella.
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>Because it is unresistable, open the room marked "Horrible Death" at some point.
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>If we can we should freeze the door to all the potions shut so that tewi can't run into that room and grab it if she tries to escape.
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>If we can we should freeze the door to all the potions shut so that tewi can't run into that room and grab it if she tries to escape.
> You freeze the door shut. It'll probably be conspicuous if the rabbits roll around though...
>Leave 'em alone for now.
>Look into Tewi's room, just peek around the door, try not to make any noise. If Tewi's there and she doesn't see us, don't try anything yet. If she's not, look around for the umbrella.
> You check into Tewi's room to see her with her back turned. She appears to fiddling with something small. You quietly shut the door and back out.
>Because it is unresistable, open the room marked "Horrible Death" at some point.
> You enter the room marked "Horrible Death."
> Inside, you discover a safe left open with a piece of paper inside. There is a note next to it saying, "If discovered that the safe is open, you will be severely punished."
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>Charge straight into death and open the sa-*shot
>Kitty Stealth and peek inside the Rec Room
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> If rabbits are found in the Rec Room, knock 'em out with Concentrated Fisticuffs.
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>Charge straight into death and open the sa-*shot
>Kitty Stealth and peek inside the Rec Room
> The safe is already open! You grab the paper instead and leave the room.
> You have obtained THE PAPER.
> You peek inside the Rec Room. No one inside, thankfully.
> They have a pretty high quality room here. There are pool tables, a minibar, jukebox, television, and leather couches. You can't help but wonder where her neverending supply of TVs come from.
> If rabbits are found in the Rec Room, knock 'em out with Concentrated Fisticuffs.
> None have been found!
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> Check the mini bar for a good drink. Being stealthy gets you thirsty.
> Take a careful look around the rec room for any secret safes behind portraits or anything like that.
> After being done here, go to the barracks and wreak havoc on any bunnies that might be snoozing there. Its best to eliminate them all before Tewi takes notice of you.
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>Don't hit the snoozing bunnies, that's just uncool!
>Freeze up the door on them, instead.
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> When this is done, check the bathroom.
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>Examine the paper
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> Check the mini bar for a good drink. Being stealthy gets you thirsty.
> Take a careful look around the rec room for any secret safes behind portraits or anything like that.
> After being done here, go to the barracks and wreak havoc on any bunnies that might be snoozing there. Its best to eliminate them all before Tewi takes notice of you.
> You throw back some juice, after deciding getting hammered here wouldn't turn out well.
> Yuck. Carrot and tomato.
> You find nothing.
> You leave the Rec Room and head to the Barracks. There is no one inside!
>Don't hit the snoozing bunnies, that's just uncool!
>Freeze up the door on them, instead.
> There is no point in doing this!
> When this is done, check the bathroom.
> You enter the bathroom. It is squeaky clean!
>Examine the paper
It appears to be a strange map. It marks out a location near the eastern mountain range, but says nothing else.
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> Best to keep it safe.
> With our business taken care of, get Roger and Shanghai to stand lookout for Reisen's group of rabbits, and head into Tewi's room using Kitty Stealth.
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>Assuming we get inside without alerting Tewi, look around and see if Yukari's umbrella is visible.
>If we do alert Tewi, it's time to get dangerous.
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> Best to keep it safe.
> With our business taken care of, get Roger and Shanghai to stand lookout for Reisen's group of rabbits, and head into Tewi's room using Kitty Stealth.
> You slip into Tewi's room unnoticed, while Roger and Shanghai await outside. It appears Tewi is still fiddling with that gadget.
>Assuming we get inside without alerting Tewi, look around and see if Yukari's umbrella is visible.
>If we do alert Tewi, it's time to get dangerous.
> You can't see anything of importance, as of yet.
> "So, that's the second time you've been in here. Trying to steal my bedclothes? Or maybe you're looking for some socks?"
> She turns around, showing you a insane mastermind's smirk. It appears as though it's time to get dangerous.
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>"Hi, I'm here for Yukari's umbrella!"
>If she tries to answer, let her get two words in then give her some concentrated fisticuffs while she's distracted.
>Otherwise just give her some danmaku.
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>How do we compare in size to Tewi? If we are bigger could we do a grab instead and set up a Fairy Driver?
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>"Hi, I'm here for Yukari's umbrella!"
>If she tries to answer, let her get two words in then give her some concentrated fisticuffs while she's distracted.
>Otherwise just give her some danmaku.
> "Well that's-"
> You cut her off and attempt to punch her. She appears to have seen it coming, as she ducks and spins behind you.
> You have engaged TEWI INABA!
> Tewi begins flying at you in preparation for a BUNNY DROPKICK.
>How do we compare in size to Tewi? If we are bigger could we do a grab instead and set up a Fairy Driver?
> You are about the same size as her. You're not sure if you're strong enough to do this!
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>If it seems there is time to do so, invoke our new spellcard, and give her a face full of danmaku for trying to speed into us.
>If it doesn't seem there is time, fly straight up (minding the ceiling), and hopefully mess up, or at least mitigate, her attack. If plausible to do so, kick her in the face WITH OUR ENERGY LEGS if she still tries it.
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>"To me dark warriors! Battle awaits us!"
>Get Roger and Shanghai in here
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>If it seems there is time to do so, invoke our new spellcard, and give her a face full of danmaku for trying to speed into us.
>If it doesn't seem there is time, fly straight up (minding the ceiling), and hopefully mess up, or at least mitigate, her attack. If plausible to do so, kick her in the face WITH OUR ENERGY LEGS if she still tries it.
> Trouble sign leaves her dumbfounded as she see the spheres. You dodge her kick, allowing the attack to strike her. Hard.
> She leaps out of the doorway and takes to the air of the main hall.
>"To me dark warriors! Battle awaits us!"
>Get Roger and Shanghai in here
> It's best that they stay out there, where Tewi just ran!
> You can hear Roger engaging Tewi.
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>Cancel spellcard.
>Run out to the main room.
>If Shanghai doesn't have her lance already, go arm her.
>Once she is armed, or if she is already, shout, "This is the title bout, Shanghai! Go kick her ass!"
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>Cancel spellcard.
>Run out to the main room.
>If Shanghai doesn't have her lance already, go arm her.
>Once she is armed, or if she is already, shout, "This is the title bout, Shanghai! Go kick her ass!"
> It's already hit her. It is already gone.
> You run out to the main room and check if Shanghai has her lance. She does.
> "Shanghai!"
> She leaps upwards to try and grab onto Tewi. She misses.
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>Kitty Stealth
>grab Tewi
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>But only if it doesn't seem like Roger or Shanghai is going to whack us. No friendly fires. =[
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>Kitty Stealth
>grab Tewi
>But only if it doesn't seem like Roger or Shanghai is going to whack us. No friendly fires. =[
> Tewi is looking directly at you. This is ineffective!
> Tewi begins spraying bullets in all directions. They follow long streams that seem to loop around the area.
> Roger begins to take to the skies in order to dodge said bullets.
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>Take to the air as well. Try not to get caught by the loops, they look nasty.
>Shoot Tewi. In the faceparts.
>"Get her, Shanghai!"
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> "It's time to battle like men, and women, and a woman who dresses like men! FYI, your the woman dressed like a man Tewi!"
> Prepare to dodge any rage-induced attacks, especially kicks.
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>Take to the air as well. Try not to get caught by the loops, they look nasty.
>Shoot Tewi. In the faceparts.
>"Get her, Shanghai!"
> You attempt to avoid any loops that get near you.
> You fire some danmaku directly at Tewi's head, but she easily tuck and rolls away from it.
> "Shanghai!"
> She makes another leap at Tewi, this time latching onto her back. She bursts out a few bullets at her. Being on her back, they directly hit.
> Roger begins to fire some rounds at Tewi. Despite the angry doll on her back, she's pretty quick.
> "It's time to battle like men, and women, and a woman who dresses like men! FYI, your the woman dressed like a man Tewi!"
> Prepare to dodge any rage-induced attacks, especially kicks.
> "Oh! Really clever whoever you are!"
> She rolls her eyes.
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> If friendly-fire is avoidable, launch into A little fairy ~ Focused target.
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> If friendly-fire is avoidable, launch into A little fairy ~ Focused target.
> You might hit Shanghai if Tewi can't dodge it proper. Are you sure you want to do this?
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> Nooooo. Don't hit Shanghai!
> Just fly up and put your grazing skills to the test. Once you reach go for a FALCON PAWNCH!
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>If she's rolling her eyes, that seems like a good time to close in. Try for it; Aerodash if the opportunity presents itself without getting a face full of danmaku.
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> Nooooo. Don't hit Shanghai!
> Just fly up and put your grazing skills to the test. Once you reach go for a FALCON PAWNCH!
>If she's rolling her eyes, that seems like a good time to close in. Try for it; Aerodash if the opportunity presents itself without getting a face full of danmaku.
> You dash in and give her a full power fire punch to the kisser. She flies back from the blow and crashes down onto the ground.
> "Hold it right there!"
> Reisen and the army appear to have made it back.
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> Is Tewi KO'd or at least unable to fight back? If so, take her hostage.
> Evaluate party's current chance of victory, then survival.
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>Consider the enemy's condition, given the whuppin' they got last time.
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> Is Tewi KO'd or at least unable to fight back? If so, take her hostage.
> Evaluate party's current chance of victory, then survival.
> You're not sure how she's doing, so you grab her anyways.
> Well, quite good, but you're not sure how strong Reisen would be.
>Consider the enemy's condition, given the whuppin' they got last time.
> Well, Reisen is still in good shape. The rest? Not so much...
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>"Don't move, or her ears come home with me!"
>Presuming they don't try anything immediately. "Reisen, you know she's hopped you up on mind juice, right?"
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> "Try anything funny and I'll be going home with a nice pair of lucky bunny feet!"
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>"Don't move, or her ears come home with me!"
>Presuming they don't try anything immediately. "Reisen, you know she's hopped you up on mind juice, right?"
> "Try anything funny and I'll be going home with a nice pair of lucky bunny feet!"
> "Don't touch the rabbit, or those wings of yours will end up on Master's nice coat."
> "Is that what they told you?"
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> "I can't believe this... All I wanted to do was get Yukari's parasol back and then I'm dragged into some rabbit conspiracy regarding mind drugs and rogue rabbits."
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> "I can't believe this... All I wanted to do was get Yukari's parasol back and then I'm dragged into some rabbit conspiracy regarding mind drugs and rogue rabbits."
> "Hey, we make our money somewhere, right?"
> She leaps forward, suddenly causing your vision to blur. You appear to be hallucinating!
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> Well since, we can't see, and Reisen is charging at us, we can assume she's going for a physical assault. Our best chance is to use attacks that cover a wide area and hope we hit her. So....
> FALCON ROUNDHOUSE KICK!
> Or...
> Guren Senpūkyaku!!!
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> Do we have any mirror-like objects?
> Since we have Tewi, try and unleash A little fairy ~ Focused target again if it means not having to let go of our hostage.
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> Do we have any mirror-like objects?
> Since we have Tewi, try and unleash A little fairy ~ Focused target again if it means not having to let go of our hostage.
> You do not!
> You would have to let go of Tewi for this!
> Well since, we can't see, and Reisen is charging at us, we can assume she's going for a physical assault. Our best chance is to use attacks that cover a wide area and hope we hit her. So....
> FALCON ROUNDHOUSE KICK!
> Or...
> Guren Senpūkyaku!!!
> You roundhouse kick. You fail to hit anything and fall. Tewi escapes from your grip and Reisen pins you down.
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>Shift element to sun
>Burst of light right in her face!
>If possible, following it up with some concentrated fisticuffs right to the faceparts. If arms are not available, try to headbutt her. Or bite her nose if that seems more workable.
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>Shift element to sun
>Burst of light right in her face!
>If possible, following it up with some concentrated fisticuffs right to the faceparts. If arms are not available, try to headbutt her. Or bite her nose if that seems more workable.
> As she reaches up to cover her eyes, you punch her in the forehead, sending her reeling back.
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>Press that advantage!
>Ready some Concentrated Fisticuffs, and PUNCH HER IN THE DICK!
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>Utilize Flying Fariy Dropkick
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>Press that advantage!
>Ready some Concentrated Fisticuffs, and PUNCH HER IN THE DICK!
> You perform the one thing you've been waiting to do all this time.
> You dash inward and give her a full power cunt tap. It continues to push her back.
>Utilize Flying Fariy Dropkick
> You leap forward for a dropkick, but this appears to be an opening she was waiting for. You begin to hallucinate again, as she shoots you with a burst of bullets.
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>Fire our own bullets straight ahead
>Take a few steps back and then charge forward
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>If possible, tackle her. Visual Hallucinations are much less useful when you got sense of touch; as well as being in easy brawling range.
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> Activate Luminous Gaze ~ Blooming flower. Inaccurate attacks should work fine even if we're hallucinating.
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>Fire our own bullets straight ahead
>Take a few steps back and then charge forward
>If possible, tackle her. Visual Hallucinations are much less useful when you got sense of touch; as well as being in easy brawling range.
> You fire a few bullets before charging forward in an attempt to tackle her. You end up landing face first on the ground.
> You can no longer see anything! It is simply red!
> Activate Luminous Gaze ~ Blooming flower. Inaccurate attacks should work fine even if we're hallucinating.
> You begin to spray danmaku everywhere in a sad attempt at hitting her. You fail horribly. Though you appear to have a hit a few rabbits, by the sound of it.
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> As long as we pin her down it should be fine.
> "ROGER! SHANGHAI! I CAN'T SEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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> As long as we pin her down it should be fine.
> "ROGER! SHANGHAI! I CAN'T SEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
> It's hard to do so WHILE BLINDED.
> "We're a little busy!"
> You're not completely sure...but you think they are taking care of the bunnies.
> Reisen fires a large stream of bullets into your stomach. You fall over from the force of it.
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> Vision status.
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> Close eyes.
> Listen for any sound.
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>Real Men and Women who dress like Men do not require eyesight and logic. We'll do the impossible, see the invisible and ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
>WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM KICK!!!!
>Remember the locations of Roger and Shanghai
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> Vision status.
> Red blurs and spirals of nothingness.
> Close eyes.
> Listen for any sound.
> You hear the sounds of fighting, but you can't exactly locate them. You've never really had echo-location on your list of skills.
>Real Men and Women who dress like Men do not require eyesight and logic. We'll do the impossible, see the invisible and ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
>WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM KICK!!!!
>Remember the locations of Roger and Shanghai
> You perform a kick but land on your behind after hitting nothing.
> You can't remember where the sounds of their voices came from!
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>Slap self in hopes of regaining proper eyesight
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>Slap self in hopes of regaining proper eyesight
> You slap yourself a few times in hope of regaining sight. Nothing.
> Reisen begins to blast the ever-loving hell out of you.
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>Move out of the way, first thing.
>Second, Reisen has to be making noise if she's throwing Danmaku. Note where it is. Try to use this to assist in not getting creamed.
>Third: Shift element to ice. Throw some ice danmaku about, with the goal in mind of freezing up portions of the floor. If we can't see, she doesn't get to walk. And if she wants to fly in a fairly small cave, well, that's her head. Try to clip her with said danmaku if possible, but don't worry about it too much, freezing the floor is the thing.
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>Copy Reisen's Ability
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>Copy Reisen's Ability
>We need to remember this power more. We could actually be pretty damn powerful for a fairy, with it.
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>Copy Reisen's Ability
>We need to remember this power more. We could actually be pretty damn powerful for a fairy, with it.
> You copy Reisen's LUNATIC EYES.
> Suddenly a shocking level of pain near your eyes is felt.
>Move out of the way, first thing.
>Second, Reisen has to be making noise if she's throwing Danmaku. Note where it is. Try to use this to assist in not getting creamed.
>Third: Shift element to ice. Throw some ice danmaku about, with the goal in mind of freezing up portions of the floor. If we can't see, she doesn't get to walk. And if she wants to fly in a fairly small cave, well, that's her head. Try to clip her with said danmaku if possible, but don't worry about it too much, freezing the floor is the thing.
> You try to locate her are via sound. She seems to be slightly above you, to the right.
> You spray ice danmaku everywhere, freezing the floor as you do so.
> The ceiling is high enough for flying. After all, you were just flying to fight Tewi.
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> Great. So using Reisen's ability hurts us?
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>Any sounds suggesting we hit her?
>If not, throw some icy danmaku the direct we think she is. Try not to be too focused with it, it possible.
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> Double the Fun time. You don't need to see Reisen to target her!
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> Are we capable of using Gap to brings things to us or our general area, like Yukari can?
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>Do we still have that umbrella Nitori gave us? Use that.
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>Do we still have that umbrella Nitori gave us? Use that.
>If Reisen's shots aren't elemental, it would only serve us as a bludgeon. I don't think Thundr mentioned any elementalism. Mind, having a bludgeon isn't a bad thing.
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>If Reisen's shots aren't elemental, it would only serve us as a bludgeon. I don't think Thundr mentioned any elementalism. Mind, having a bludgeon isn't a bad thing.
>Obstructing the Bunny's line of sight with an open umbrella may weaken LUNATIC EYES effect.
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>Certainly worth a shot.
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> Great. So using Reisen's ability hurts us?
> Not exactly that, you don't think.
>Any sounds suggesting we hit her?
>If not, throw some icy danmaku the direct we think she is. Try not to be too focused with it, it possible.
> None at all.
> You spray some danmaku, but you think you missed.
> Double the Fun time. You don't need to see Reisen to target her!
> You do, actually. You need to able to target her, and if your previous shots just missed. She must have moved.
> Are we capable of using Gap to brings things to us or our general area, like Yukari can?
> Not yet, no. You must level up your ability some more!
>Do we still have that umbrella Nitori gave us? Use that.
>If Reisen's shots aren't elemental, it would only serve us as a bludgeon. I don't think Thundr mentioned any elementalism. Mind, having a bludgeon isn't a bad thing.
>Obstructing the Bunny's line of sight with an open umbrella may weaken LUNATIC EYES effect.
>Certainly worth a shot.
> You listen for her location and block your eyes. To your surprise, it works!
> You take a small peek over the umbrella to look at Reisen. She appears dumbfounded.
> Suddenly the umbrella explodes coloured light outwards at Reisen. Reisen clutches her eyes, trying to rub them clear again. This is your chance!
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> "HELL YEAH UMBRELLA HAX!"
> Ice her with danmaku.
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>After we shoot the danmaku, run up and bash her upside the head with the umbrella.
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> Since the umbrella can reflect crazy eye rays, make a mental note to use it more often.
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> "HELL YEAH UMBRELLA HAX!"
> Ice her with danmaku.
> You give her some ice bursts to the chest.
>After we shoot the danmaku, run up and bash her upside the head with the umbrella.
> You bash her upside the head with your umbrella, knocking her onto the floor.
> Since the umbrella can reflect crazy eye rays, make a mental note to use it more often.
> You make a mental note to use the umbrella more often.
> You hear clapping coming from the hall. Eirin steps out of the doorway, clapping with a maniacal grin on her face.
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> ....give Reisen an extra kick to the side for good measure.
> Pay attention to Eirin.
> "Please don't tell me you have evil plans too..."
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> ....give Reisen an extra kick to the side for good measure.
> Pay attention to Eirin.
> "Please don't tell me you have evil plans too..."
> "Hahaha...But of course. It makes a good plot device, doesn't it?"
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>Back away from Eirin, be prepared to panicgap out of here or try out our new Lunatic Eyes power.
>Raise our Umbrella in front of us as a preemptive defensive maneuver.
>"And what are YOU up to?"
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> Facepalm
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> "OH C'MON!"
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>"Why?"
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>Back away from Eirin, be prepared to panicgap out of here or try out our new Lunatic Eyes power.
>Raise our Umbrella in front of us as a preemptive defensive maneuver.
>"And what are YOU up to?"
> You back away from her, readying all of your tools to defend yourself.
> All fighting in the room ceases. Roger appears very surprised at Eirin's entrance.
> "Just a few things."
> Facepalm
> You facepalm. You appear to have played directly into her hands.
> "OH C'MON!"
>"Why?"
> "This was all a test. Just a very well planned out test. Of course, your boss had a hand in it's creation."
> Yukari pops upside down out of a gap, making a face.
> "Boo."
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> "Please tell me you have good news."
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>Frown and sigh, then look at Eirin and say in a kind of defeated tone, "I swear to soon as I figure out how to gap properly I'm going to leave something nasty in your bed..."
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> "This....was a test?"
> "fgdjdtjfgxx"
> "ASEEHDTJTDXHZDGDGHVH!!!"
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> "So are you gonna start talking or what? 'Cause I'm not a big fan of betrayal."
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> "Please tell me you have good news."
> "Yes, yes I do. No need to be afraid."
>Frown and sigh, then look at Eirin and say in a kind of defeated tone, "I swear to soon as I figure out how to gap properly I'm going to leave something nasty in your bed..."
> "Well, you shouldn't be that mad. At least, after you hear the news."
> "This....was a test?"
> "fgdjdtjfgxx"
> "ASEEHDTJTDXHZDGDGHVH!!!"
> "Erm...Do you need some medication?"
> "So are you gonna start talking or what? 'Cause I'm not a big fan of betrayal."
> "It's not betrayal at all. This entire thing was a test of the might of Eientei's army. Unfortunately, a full scale war game couldn't be prepared, as the only other locations with an army refused to participate. That's when Yukari proposed to use the faerie staying with her to test them, as she believed she was strong enough to simulate a battle."
> "B-but who was in on it then?"
> "Well, Roger certainly wasn't. Everyone else you've seen so far was to fight and try to defeat you. However, it seems Eientei's might is still quite lacking."
> Yukari is still hanging upside down out of her gap with a big grin on her face.
> "Well, don't just sit there with your jaw hanging open! Here, maybe this will help."
> She tosses a YIN-YANG ORB at you! It hits you in the face.
> You pick up the orb.
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> Da-na-na-naaaaa!
> Level up Gap!
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> Level gap.
> Heart attack successfully averted.
> "Well thats a relief."
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>Orbs are for gapping. This is how we roll.
>"Well...okay. I guess I'll leave your bed alone. Probably. But those traps were still really annoying! You should use them instead."
>Pause. Suspicious look
>"Wait, why do you need military might and stuff anyways?"
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> Da-na-na-naaaaa!
> Level up Gap!
> Level gap.
> Heart attack successfully averted.
> "Well thats a relief."
>Orbs are for gapping. This is how we roll.
>"Well...okay. I guess I'll leave your bed alone. Probably. But those traps were still really annoying! You should use them instead."
>Pause. Suspicious look
>"Wait, why do you need military might and stuff anyways?"
> Your chances of gap success are now 50%.
> "Why? A lot of reasons. A lot of...personal...reasons. As for the traps, that was because that was Tewi's actual hideout. We aren't going to disarm them, because Tewi is so attached to her old safehouse."
> Roger walks over and immediately has a surprised look on his face.
> "Aurica, you eyes are glowing red!"
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>"Odd... this is probably from my ability stolen from Reisen. I thought they only would glow red when I'm actually using it... Wait am I actually using it right now!?"
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> "It better be from the power I copied or I might lose it."
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>"...I'm not gonna have to wear a black hooded cloak and be non-specifically evil now, am I? Because I won't have it!"
>Back to Eirin. "What personal reasons? You're not about to cause a war, are you?"
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>"Odd... this is probably from my ability stolen from Reisen. I thought they only would glow red when I'm actually using it... Wait am I actually using it right now!?"
> "It better be from the power I copied or I might lose it."
> "I think it is...No need to worry about it."
>"...I'm not gonna have to wear a black hooded cloak and be non-specifically evil now, am I? Because I won't have it!"
>Back to Eirin. "What personal reasons? You're not about to cause a war, are you?"
> "Now why would we cause a war? Of course not. These reasons are largely concerned with an actual war breaking out. Which likely won't, but better safe than sorry, correct?"
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> "I guess... I won't accept this though until I get the parasol back!"
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>"...wait, your parasol wasn't really stolen then, was it?"
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> Does our head still hurt from mimicing Lunatic Eyes?
> If so "Ok, mimicing Reisen's Lunatic Eyes may have been a bad move, my head hurts like crazy."
> "Ok... um... any idea's on how I can de-activate or stop using Reisen's Lunatic Eyes?"
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> "I guess... I won't accept this though until I get the parasol back!"
>"...wait, your parasol wasn't really stolen then, was it?"
> "No. It was not."
> The parasol dangles out from the upside-down gap.
> Does our head still hurt from mimicing Lunatic Eyes?
> If so "Ok, mimicing Reisen's Lunatic Eyes may have been a bad move, my head hurts like crazy."
> "Ok... um... any idea's on how I can de-activate or stop using Reisen's Lunatic Eyes?"
> Yes, it hurts slightly.
> "Well, that will likely wear off in an hour or two. DNA changing is a rather painful process."
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> Sigh "So every Eientei rabbit minus Roger was in on this and I was to test the capibilities of them. I guess you didn't tell me because you wanted me to go all-out, life or death, right? Effective way of testing, but next time, please outright ask."
> "Yukari, since I managed to not get my butt kicked royally by Reisen, I just have to ask, would I stand a chance against Eirin?" Do NOT say this out loud, use the mental or w/e way we usually do.
> "Can we go home now? Or at least back to Eientei? Or is their more?"
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> Sigh "So every Eientei rabbit minus Roger was in on this and I was to test the capibilities of them. I guess you didn't tell me because you wanted me to go all-out, life or death, right? Effective way of testing, but next time, please outright ask."
> "Yukari, since I managed to not get my butt kicked royally by Reisen, I just have to ask, would I stand a chance against Eirin?" Do NOT say this out loud, use the mental or w/e way we usually do.
> "Can we go home now? Or at least back to Eientei? Or is their more?"
> "You prove yourself wrong then contradict yourself. Your arguments need a bit more work."
> "Not a chance."
> "No no, that's enough. You can go home and do whatever it is that Yukari makes you do."
> Eirin gives you a motherly smile as she leads the rabbits back. A few pick up Reisen and Tewi on the way out.
> Roger pipes up.
> "So, lets go! I want to see my new home."
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> "Ok Yukari, you want to handle it or should I risk it? 50-50 chance for me now..."
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> "Ok Yukari, you want to handle it or should I risk it? 50-50 chance for me now..."
> Halfway through your sentence you are gapped home.
> Roger is soon examining everything curiously in the house.
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>Tell Ran we have we'll being having a rabbit for dinner.
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>Tell Ran we have we'll being having a rabbit for dinner.
> You tell Ran that rabbit stew is in order. Roger immediately looks around in a panic. He runs for the door, but it seems Yukari locked it to go with the joke.
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>Ignore panics. "So I can see why you're so eager to get out of there, Roger, even if you got pawned off to me."
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> "Er Roger? It was a play on words."
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>Ignore panics. "So I can see why you're so eager to get out of there, Roger, even if you got pawned off to me."
> He's too busy wrestling the door handle to hear you.
> "Er Roger? It was a play on words."
> He stops and looks around.
> "O-oh. OK then."
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> Is Yukari already at the table?
> If so, go sit down with her and ask about any news or problems in Gensokyo for us to look into.
> Wait till dinner's ready.
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>Forget about the news. It's Aurica time!
>Play checkers with Yukari if she's down. Or even better, if it's available, Candyland.
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> Is Yukari already at the table?
> If so, go sit down with her and ask about any news or problems in Gensokyo for us to look into.
> Wait till dinner's ready.
> "Hmm...I'll check after dinner."
>Forget about the news. It's Aurica time!
>Play checkers with Yukari if she's down. Or even better, if it's available, Candyland.
> You play a game of Candyland. Roger flawlessly defeats both you, Shanghai, and Yukari.
> The gong for dinner rings. As you all sit down around the table, Shanghai hops onto the table next to your plate and clamps her hands together. She looks at you with a big smile on her face.
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> "You want some of my food Shanghai? Ok, we'll share then! Dig in!"
> Enjoy the dinner, loving every bite.
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> Pet her head
> "Now now, Shanghai, wait until after dinner. I don't want to get blood on the food."
> What's on tonight's menu?
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> "You want some of my food Shanghai? Ok, we'll share then! Dig in!"
> Enjoy the dinner, loving every bite.
> She shakes her head. She can't eat, you recall.
> You eat the dinner, savoring every bite. Best. Spaghetti. Ever.
> Pet her head
> "Now now, Shanghai, wait until after dinner. I don't want to get blood on the food."
> What's on tonight's menu?
> You pat her on the head. She beams brightly.
> "Shanghai!"
> Everyone laughs a little.
> LOTSA SPAGHETTI!
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> Let's hum a tune (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fY5AkxHw8A) or two while eating dinner, if that's alright. If anyone mentiones to stop humming, then ask if it's possible to listen to music while having dinner.
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> Let's hum a tune (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fY5AkxHw8A) or two while eating dinner, if that's alright. If anyone mentiones to stop humming, then ask if it's possible to listen to music while having dinner.
> You begin to hum a tune. No one seems to mind.
> You finish dinner. It was very delicious, you can ha-
> Suddenly Koakuma burst in through the doorway in a panic.
> "Miss Yakumo! We need your help!"
> She is on the verge of fainting, you think. She's already hyperventilating.
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>"Did the Mansion run away!?"
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>"Did the Mansion run away!?"
> She shakes her head.
> "N-no. It didn't."
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>"Oh. Then what DID happen?"
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>"Oh. Then what DID happen?"
> "L-lady Patchouli is-was, I mean, uh..."
> Ran hands her a cup of tea. It seems to calm her down somewhat.
> "W-well I came back after getting a few things from the village...and-and when I got back into the library, t-there was just her hat on the table with her spellbook. A-and on the spellbook, there was t-t-this note."
> She hands you a note.
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>Read it. Let the others see.
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>Read it. Let the others see.
> It basically reads she'd be back in an hour or two.
> "I-I found it this morning...It's 6:00 PM, now, and she still isn't back from wherever she went!"
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> "Well then. WE LEAVE IMMEDIATELY!"
> Leave, but come back in.
> "Uh... Do you have a clue or something to get us started?"
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> "Well then. WE LEAVE IMMEDIATELY!"
> Leave, but come back in.
> "Uh... Do you have a clue or something to get us started?"
> "B-b-but where a-are we supposed to go?"
> You immediately stride from the room before asking where you should go.
> "Well Aurica, try the mansion library. Perhaps she left a clue?"
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> "Good idea."
> Get whatever we may need to fight with ready.
> "You wanna come along with me Roger? It might be fun." Procede to walk over to Roger and Shanghai, letting Shanghai climb onto us.
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> "Lets roll."
> Head out the door with whoever is coming.
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>"I bet she went to the bathroom, and it was all crazy and eight dimensional like the library and she fell in. Calling it."
>Ponder ways to hone Candyland skills. We shall not be defeated for long >=[
>Pause.
>"Hey Ran you should solve a mystery with us! You're always cooped up in here."
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> "Good idea."
> Get whatever we may need to fight with ready.
> "You wanna come along with me Roger? It might be fun." Procede to walk over to Roger and Shanghai, letting Shanghai climb onto us.
> You ask Shanghai and Roger if they want to come. They quickly agree as Shanghai scurries up your arm before falling off. She climbs back up, looking red.
> "Lets roll."
> Head out the door with whoever is coming.
>"I bet she went to the bathroom, and it was all crazy and eight dimensional like the library and she fell in. Calling it."
>Ponder ways to hone Candyland skills. We shall not be defeated for long >=[
>Pause.
>"Hey Ran you should solve a mystery with us! You're always cooped up in here."
> Before you go, you ask Ran if she wants to come along. Yukari gives her an urge and tells her she'll do the dishes for once. Ran looks embarrassed before coming along.
> As for Candyland, well...Practice makes perfect, right?
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>"Hell yeah!"
>To the local library!
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>"Hell yeah!"
>To the local library!
> Ran glares at you and tells you to watch your language.
> You head to the SDM.
> Meiling stops you and asks why you need in. Koakuma is gapped in front of the gates by Yukari. She explains why she left and that these people are to help.
> Before the gap closes, Ran asks if Chen wants to come along. Chen leaps through and joins you.
> "Have fun, Aurica~!"
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>Examine local surroundings. Get to clue finding. Remember to play Clue after this is done.
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>Examine local surroundings. Get to clue finding. Remember to play Clue after this is done.
> You're pretty sure you need to enter the mansion first. Why would Patchouli leave clues out here?
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>Roll into them libraries. Have a look around.
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>Roll into them libraries. Have a look around.
> You enter the library and check everything. Nothing really seems out of place here.
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>Is Koakuma about? If so, have her show us where she saw Patchouli last.
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>Is Koakuma about? If so, have her show us where she saw Patchouli last.
> "I-it was last night, she was in her bed, and I checked if she needed anything, a-and then I went off to go get some sleep myself. When I woke up, s-she was gone."
> You go to Patchouli's room. Very...purple. To say the least.
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>"Wow. Maybe she's camouflaged?"
>Look around.
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> Check the room, is it messy at all, is their a pile of books or something on the ground that could potentially cover Patchy?
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>"Wow. Maybe she's camouflaged?"
>Look around.
> You look over everything, you don't find much...
> Check the room, is it messy at all, is their a pile of books or something on the ground that could potentially cover Patchy?
> It's perfectly tidy. Sakuya does a bang-up job of cleaning, it seems.
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>So what is in the room?
>Ask Koakuma, "Hey, is anything out of place?"
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>So what is in the room?
>Ask Koakuma, "Hey, is anything out of place?"
> Well, there's a massive armoire and a mirror where she likely keeps her clothes. At the wall in the room there is a massive silk sheet bed. The mattress is one of the softest things you've ever felt in your entire life.
> "Well, no. I don't believe so."
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>Check in and under furniture. Failing that, test under bedsheets for softness, just to be safe.
>Visit Remillia, see if she knows anything, or can dispense equipment. Thank her for hospitality. Sakuya too.
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> Check the wardrobe and mirror. Maybe either of them are portals to another world where Patchy got trapped in?
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> "What was the last magical experiment or spell she was working on?"
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>"Maybe she shrank herself really tiny by accident?!"
>Take exaggerated care of where we step.
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> Check the wardrobe and mirror. Maybe either of them are portals to another world where Patchy got trapped in?
> You check them both thoroughly. Nothing.
> "What was the last magical experiment or spell she was working on?"
> "S-she's been writing a book recently, b-but she hasn't really been experimenting."
>"Maybe she shrank herself really tiny by accident?!"
>Take exaggerated care of where we step.
> "N-no, we've fixed that in the past."
>Check in and under furniture. Failing that, test under bedsheets for softness, just to be safe.
>Visit Remillia, see if she knows anything, or can dispense equipment. Thank her for hospitality. Sakuya too.
> You slip under the bedsheets. Koakuma throws you off of the bed.
> "That's Mistress's bed!"
> You ask if you can see Remilia. Koakuma promptly takes you to her.
> Remilia is in her room sipping tea. Sakuya is standing next to her chair.
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>"Hey, your librarian's flown the coop. Got any idea what she was up to before?"
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>"Hey, your librarian's flown the coop. Got any idea what she was up to before?"
> Remilia stops a teaspit before telling Koakuma to leave the room.
> "Why, yes. Yes I do."
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>"Oh nice, could you tell us? Koakuma's kinda asked us for help. Oh, you guys did real good fixing this place back up!"
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>"Oh nice, could you tell us? Koakuma's kinda asked us for help. Oh, you guys did real good fixing this place back up!"
> "Of course, I sent her out of the room because she gets quite upset on the subject."
> "Well, what is it then?"
> Ran nudges you on the arm. Be polite!
> "Koakuma's contract was beginning to fade. Losing it's stability that hadn't been touched for years. Patchouli had entered Makai to investigate the herself. She didn't try to bring anyone along, since Koakuma would likely figure it out if she had. However, Patchouli has disappeared in the process."
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>"Oh. What's a Makai? Is that like where Yuka lives? Because if it is, she's on her own."
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>"Oh. What's a Makai? Is that like where Yuka lives? Because if it is, she's on her own."
> "Well, Yuuka is in the garden of the sun, isn't she? I'm not very knowledgeable in the matter."
> Ran taps you on the shoulder.
> "I don't believe many people know Yuuka is from Mugenkan. Makai is the demon world, and is essentially the opposite of Mugenkan, which is the world of dreams."
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>"Ooooooh."
>Pause.
>"Wait that sounds way worse than Mugenkan."
>Back to Remilia. "Um, Makai's real bad, isn't it?"
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>"Ooooooh."
>Pause.
>"Wait that sounds way worse than Mugenkan."
>Back to Remilia. "Um, Makai's real bad, isn't it?"
> "Actually, no. Very peaceful there. They tend to keep crime under check, and live quite peacefully."
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>"Oh...Wait. Are they bad about illegal border crossings, because I have some stories from outside that'll curl your hair!"
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>"Oh...Wait. Are they bad about illegal border crossings, because I have some stories from outside that'll curl your hair!"
> "Well, they make their money from tourism, so you ought to be OK."
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>"Oh. The demons seem pretty nice. Maybe we're the real demons?"
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>"Oh. The demons seem pretty nice. Maybe we're the real demons?"
> "Well, considering we're a race, it may be a bad idea to toss that around while you're down there."
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>How do we get down there?
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>How do we get down there?
> "I have no idea. I don't exactly get out much."
> Ran nudges you on the side again.
> "Yukari will have to send us there. It's...complicated. To say the least."
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>"Alright."
>Mind helpin' us out Yukari?
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>"Alright."
>Mind helpin' us out Yukari?
> "Ugh, fine. Can't a woman get some sleep around here?"
> You are gapped into a slightly dim area. Ran, Chen, and Roger are no longer with you. Shanghai is still on your head though.
> "Unfortunately, shikigami can't follow you here. I think you'll be alright though."
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>"Man. It was supposed to be a family trip tonight... Thanks, Yukari!"
>Look around.
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>"Man. It was supposed to be a family trip tonight... Thanks, Yukari!"
>Look around.
> You look around aimlessly. You see an oddly coloured river flowing past you, towards what seems to be a town of sorts.
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>Towns are good. Let's go have a look!
>Ponder if Yukari can still hear us here.
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>Towns are good. Let's go have a look!
>Ponder if Yukari can still hear us here.
> You begin to head to the town.
> "Yes, I can, actually. Mugenkan is the only place that I can't...yeah."
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>Observe the town's surroundings.
>Look around for something we can use later on
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>Observe the town's surroundings.
>Look around for something we can use later on
> It's actually quite modern, compared to what you've seen in Gensokyo so far.
> There's miscellaneous litter and a dumpster. Other than that, no.
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>Are there any people about?
>Have we actually reached the town yet, or just evaluating from a distance?
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>Are there any people about?
>Have we actually reached the town yet, or just evaluating from a distance?
> You are inside the town already.
> There are a few demons about, yes.
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>Hide in dumpster, kick out an occupying waifs, establish supiority within the confines of that dumpster. Make this hideout in case things get sour in town.
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>Naw, Dumpsters are for chumpsters, this is what we've always said. Or at least what we're started staying.
>Look around for restaurants or pubs, places that people gather.
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>Hide in dumpster, kick out an occupying waifs, establish supiority within the confines of that dumpster. Make this hideout in case things get sour in town.
>Naw, Dumpsters are for chumpsters, this is what we've always said. Or at least what we're started staying.
>Look around for restaurants or pubs, places that people gather.
> You look around for a gathering place, but you mostly find businesses. It seems you are currently in a industrial district.
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>Wander around until a more people friendly area presents itself.
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>Wander around until a more people friendly area presents itself.
> You aimlessly wander around until you find a friendlier area.
> The residential area is more traditional compared to the businesses. It's a nice neighborhood, actually.
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>How modern does it seem, compared to experiences with the outside world?
>Roam about until a pub or restaurant presents itself.
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>How modern does it seem, compared to experiences with the outside world?
>Roam about until a pub or restaurant presents itself.
> Well, it's sort of in between the outside world and what you've seen in Gensokyo. It...seems like the 80's.
> You roam aimlessly into a pub. You are greeted by quite a few demons of varying kinds having a drink.
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>Eighties? Lament our conspicuous lack of New Waver garb or gold chains.
>"Hi everyone!"
>Wave.
>Head up to the bar, get comfortable. Ponder current funds or lack thereof.
>Wait for the barkeeper, then say, "Hi, I'm terribly lost!"
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>Eighties? Lament our conspicuous lack of New Waver garb or gold chains.
>"Hi everyone!"
>Wave.
>Head up to the bar, get comfortable. Ponder current funds or lack thereof.
>Wait for the barkeeper, then say, "Hi, I'm terribly lost!"
> Dang, you knew you needed some fly bling!
> No one notices.
> The barkeeper says that you seem a bit young for a drink. You tell him you're lost.
> "Well, where do you need to go?"
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>"That's a really good question. I'm looking for a magician who got lost around here. She's yea high-" hold hand at the appropriate height, "had purple hair, and wears pajamas everywhere. And she's got sleepy eyes. Heard about anyone like that?"
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> Mention Patchouli's frailness as well.
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>"Oh, and she was coming to Makai because of her demon's contract wearing off or something!"
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>"That's a really good question. I'm looking for a magician who got lost around here. She's yea high-" hold hand at the appropriate height, "had purple hair, and wears pajamas everywhere. And she's got sleepy eyes. Heard about anyone like that?"
> Mention Patchouli's frailness as well.
> "Never seen something like that. Can't help you."
>"Oh, and she was coming to Makai because of her demon's contract wearing off or something!"
> "Hmm...Well, that's a common problem, nowadays. You ought to ask someone that cares about those jobs."
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>"Okay, where could I find them?"
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>"Okay, where could I find them?"
> "I dunno. Ask around here, I guess. Be sure to stay away from the shady types, kid. Wouldn't want to end up in some sleazy room with no soul, would'ya?"
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>"Alright, thanks."
>Leave the pub.
>Look around for people who might know
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>"Alright, thanks."
>Leave the pub.
>Look around for people who might know
> You leave the pub and check the streets. It's pretty bare, out here. You guess they have a different time zone around here, which explains every home having the lights off and the tiny, tiny number of people outside. Most of them are in the bars and shops, it seems. No one out here, at the moment.
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>Head back inside and bother the patrons instead.
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Wouldn't want to end up in some sleazy room with no soul, would'ya?
How did Makai residents find out about that D:
>Read the names of the buildings nearby first, assuming any of them have signs out or somesuch.
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>Head back inside and bother the patrons instead.
How did Makai residents find out about that D:
>Read the names of the buildings nearby first, assuming any of them have signs out or somesuch.
> You check for signs nearby. There is a store a ways down the street, with a few other bars lurking around as well.
> You head back inside. Time to ask some questions.
(ED note: Well, some demons in folklore and mythos, etc, are known for- Uhh...I'll shut up now.)
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>Check the clientele for non-hostile faces.
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>Check the clientele for non-hostile faces.
> You sit down and scan for a few friendly faces.
> You can see a group of men sitting around a table. Each of them is wearing a calm expression while playing what appears to be poker.
> There is a man looking glum, sipping what seems to be whiskey.
> A woman at a table appears to be quite happy, but very, very drunk.
> These are the friendliest faces you can pick out. For the moment, at least.
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>Observe the drunk woman
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>Observe the drunk woman
> Her eyes are out of focus and her hair is all over her head. She is giggling madly to herself, and it really shows she's had a few rounds of vodka.
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>Observe glum man. He seems to be the intersection of not-busy and reliable.
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> Update our journal with the various shenanigans we've gotten our self into lately.
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>Observe glum man. He seems to be the intersection of not-busy and reliable.
> He seems pretty sad. The kind of depressed with a long story behind it. He occasionally sips his whiskey before releasing a deep sigh. As he stares straight ahead, you can't help but feel a bit for him. Even if you have no idea who or what he is.
> Update our journal with the various shenanigans we've gotten our self into lately.
> You write in everything that's happened so far.
> A demon walks up to you. He is wearing long, pointy, orange shades.
> "Yo, kid. Whatchoo think you're doing in a place like 'dis?"
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>"Getting my bearings. How about you?"
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>"Getting my bearings. How about you?"
> "Your bearings? We got a lil' purty one here."
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>"Really, where?"
>Does it seem like Pointgar the Shady is going to try anything untoward?
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>"Really, where?"
>Does it seem like Pointgar the Shady is going to try anything untoward?
> "Right in front of me."
> He seems a little intoxicated. Probably planning on starting a bar fight of sorts.
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>Make a mental note not to break the glasses. Yukari would love them.
>"So, are you gonna buy me something to drink?"
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>Make a mental note not to break the glasses. Yukari would love them.
>"So, are you gonna buy me something to drink?"
> You make a mental note to give the glasses to Yukari.
> "A bit young for drinkin' ain'tcha kid?"
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>"You can get me a nice beverage, can't you? C'mon, man, you gotta have some style."
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>"You can get me a nice beverage, can't you? C'mon, man, you gotta have some style."
> "You smug little-"
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>"And sit down, already. You look like a dope just standing there."
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> Be ready to dodge a punch, it will likly be aimed at our head or gut.
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>"And sit down, already. You look like a dope just standing there."
> Be ready to dodge a punch, it will likly be aimed at our head or gut.
> He angrily steps off and sits down at a table, looking you down carefully.
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>"So, you one of those guys who gets drawn into contracts?"
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>"So, you one of those guys who gets drawn into contracts?"
> "Why yea, I do. Wanna fight about it?"
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> "No, but I'm trying to find someone. She has a contract, and the Demon she has a contract with doesn't want to leave, so the person I'm trying to find came to Makai to find a way to extend the contract without it ending first. If you can help me in this I think I might buy you a drink or two, assuming I have enough money to buy a drink or two :)" Gotta smile and seem nice when saying that last part.
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> "No, but I'm trying to find someone. She has a contract, and the Demon she has a contract with doesn't want to leave, so the person I'm trying to find came to Makai to find a way to extend the contract without it ending first. If you can help me in this I think I might buy you a drink or two, assuming I have enough money to buy a drink or two :)" Gotta smile and seem nice when saying that last part.
> "Well, you ought to take it up with Makai Corp. Tons of complaints like that have been coming through. Apparently all the contracts that they put out are having their power slurped up like a sno-cone."
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>"What's up with that?"
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> "Well, you ought to take it up with Makai Corp. Tons of complaints like that have been coming through. Apparently all the contracts that they put out are having their power slurped up like a sno-cone."
> "Where, may I ask, would this Makai Corp be?"
> Once we get all the info we are going to get out of this guy, buy him a drink assuming we have enough money to. We said we would, gotta live up to that.
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>Actually, we told him to buy us one. Figured if he was going to start trouble, we might as well have fun with it.
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>"What's up with that?"
> "No one knows, kid. That's why people are complaining."
> "Where, may I ask, would this Makai Corp be?"
> Once we get all the info we are going to get out of this guy, buy him a drink assuming we have enough money to. We said we would, gotta live up to that.
>Actually, we told him to buy us one. Figured if he was going to start trouble, we might as well have fun with it.
> "It's hard to miss a skyscraper that big in the business area."
> The bartender refuses.
> "I ain't selling no drink to no kid."
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> The bartender refuses.
> "I ain't selling no drink to no kid."
>"What about an ice cold horchata (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horchata)?"
>Invoke puppy eyes.
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>"What about an ice cold horchata (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horchata)?"
>Invoke puppy eyes.
> "No. It's the policy."
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>"Fine, got milk?"
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>"Fine, got milk?"
> "Nope."
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>"Well that sucks."
>Back to Pointgar the Shady. "Tell me more about Makai Corp. It'll help me go raise a fuss with them."
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> "Who's in charge around here anyway? Shouldn't the higher ups be fixing this problem?"
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>"Well that sucks."
>Back to Pointgar the Shady. "Tell me more about Makai Corp. It'll help me go raise a fuss with them."
> "They're the big corporation that runs Makai. They were originally made to make our creator, Shinki, have a much easier rule. And it's worked out well."
> "Who's in charge around here anyway? Shouldn't the higher ups be fixing this problem?"
> "Don't talk about Shinki like that kid. She's probably on it already."
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"Oh wow, how dystopian! Awesome! Are there cyberdecks and neat silly slang, too?"
>No sarcasm in that one.
>"So it's the big old skyscraper in the business area? Anything I oughta know about it?"
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"Oh wow, how dystopian! Awesome! Are there cyberdecks and neat silly slang, too?"
>No sarcasm in that one.
>"So it's the big old skyscraper in the business area? Anything I oughta know about it?"
> He pulls down his shades and gives you a questioning look.
> "Well, it's big, clearly labeled, and pretty fancy."
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>"Okay, Ima go look into that!"
>Get up and leave. If it seems like he's about to try something, be prepared to whirl around and drop some concentrated fisticuffs.
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> "Got any ideas yourself Yukari? Or am I flying solo on the "Get Info" bit of this little adventure."
> "Also, knowing you Yukari, hows the beauty sleep going? Beating out barely-adult shrine maidens in looks now maybe?"
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>"Okay, Ima go look into that!"
>Get up and leave. If it seems like he's about to try something, be prepared to whirl around and drop some concentrated fisticuffs.
> You leave cautiously, ready to counterattack. He does not.
> "Got any ideas yourself Yukari? Or am I flying solo on the "Get Info" bit of this little adventure."
> "Also, knowing you Yukari, hows the beauty sleep going? Beating out barely-adult shrine maidens in looks now maybe?"
> "Go to that building. Not much else to say."
> "Oh, I've always been twice the woman she'll ever be~"
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>"Well duh."
>Head outside. Locate huge skyscraper. Make beeline for it.
>Ponder if Michael Jackson and Double Dragon are popular here, if it's eighties-ish.
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>"Well duh."
>Head outside. Locate huge skyscraper. Make beeline for it.
>Ponder if Michael Jackson and Double Dragon are popular here, if it's eighties-ish.
> Yukari laughs a little.
> You make a beeline for the large skyscraper. There is a massive line-up of people preparing to complain. Oh boy.
> Maybe. You'd fancy some Double Dragon or Wolfenstein right about now, Actually.
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>Examine the line for Patchouli-like figures.
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>Examine the line for Patchouli-like figures.
> You begin to scan the line, but discover you won't find much without a detailed examination.
> "Ehm, Aurica, would you like granny Yukari to give you a lift?"
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>Surely there can't be that many people here in their PJs.
>"Okay!"
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>Surely there can't be that many people here in their PJs.
>"Okay!"
> You'd be surprised.
> "Good!"
> You are now at the head of the line. No one seems to notice your blatant line cutting. The receptionists are scribbling names down furiously. They both have clearly visible wings, and one definitely seems nicer than the other.
> "Can I help you, child?"
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>"Hi, I'm looking for a witch. She's having problems with her contract. She's about yea tall," hold hands at proper height, "she's got purple hair, wears a mop hat and jammies. Name's Patchouli, like hippies use. She's from Gensokyo."
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>"Hi, I'm looking for a witch. She's having problems with her contract. She's about yea tall," hold hands at proper height, "she's got purple hair, wears a mop hat and jammies. Name's Patchouli, like hippies use. She's from Gensokyo."
> "Yes, well, everyone is having problems with their contracts. We're working on it right now. Unless you have something to prove the urgency of the situation, you'll be sitting in the waiting room for a good, long time."
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>"Um, I think she's sickly, so that'd be a thing. And if she doesn't get found a crazy vampire will probably tear through the place. And when I say crazy I mean crazy. She got a mansion fixed up in like two days. And she's got this sister, who is totally wacko and I don't even know how."
>"What's the deal with the contracts, anyways?"
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>"Um, I think she's sickly, so that'd be a thing. And if she doesn't get found a crazy vampire will probably tear through the place. And when I say crazy I mean crazy. She got a mansion fixed up in like two days. And she's got this sister, who is totally wacko and I don't even know how."
>"What's the deal with the contracts, anyways?"
> "Well, I wouldn't be the one dealing with it."
> "We don't know. We're working on the problem as fast as we can."
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>"No, but you might be on the receiving end."
>"Oh. Anything I could do to help out, maybe?"
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>"How long has this been an issue?"
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>"No, but you might be on the receiving end."
>"Oh. Anything I could do to help out, maybe?"
> "Please wait in the waiting room, ma'am."
>"How long has this been an issue?"
> "About three days."
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>Look toward the waiting room. Does it give the impression that people are just being stacked in there to get them out of the road?
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>Look toward the waiting room. Does it give the impression that people are just being stacked in there to get them out of the road?
> It seems that way. People are pretty stacked in here. Then again, most of Gensokyo is ringing out complaints, so this place is bound to be busy.
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>Does it look like Patchouli is in the waiting room?
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>Does it look like Patchouli is in the waiting room?
> No, you can't find anyone you know, actually.
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>"She's not in there. So you haven't seen her, then?"
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> Quickly consider a slew of worst-case scenarios.
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>"She's not in there. So you haven't seen her, then?"
> "Well..."
> She stops and thinks. She opens a small, black book. After flicking through a few pages, she seems to have figured something out. You can't help but notice her red nail polish.
> "She should be somewhere in the building. Would you like me to ring the floor up? She'll come down right away. Then you'll be able to go with her."
> Quickly consider a slew of worst-case scenarios.
> Well, you list some off.
1. You get trapped, starve.
2. A bus comes through the wall and kills you.
3. Pigeons. Enough said.
4. If any of these happen and Yukari can't revive you.
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>"Please!"
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> "Please and Thank You."
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>"Please!"
> "Please and Thank You."
> She pulls up a phone and begins speaking rapidly. A few minutes later, she tells you to go sit in the waiting room. Patchy will pick you up, it seems.
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>Sit down and twiddle our fingers
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>Sit down and twiddle our fingers
> You sit down and play the waiting game.
> You get bored really, really fast.
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>did we buy the gameboy a while back at Kourindo?
>If we did play it
>Otherwise fast forward
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>Do what Ruukoto what do: Calculate prime numbers.
>When this runs out of charm after about a minute, kick the air.
>Then chit chat with whomever is next to us.
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>did we buy the gameboy a while back at Kourindo?
>If we did play it
>Otherwise fast forward
>Do what Ruukoto what do: Calculate prime numbers.
>When this runs out of charm after about a minute, kick the air.
>Then chit chat with whomever is next to us.
> You fast forward.
> Patchouli steps out of the elevator. She looks around for you.
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>Leap up
>"There you are! Everyone back home was worried sick! Are you okay?"
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>Leap up
>"There you are! Everyone back home was worried sick! Are you okay?"
> "Unfortunately, I don't really know you. You're still just that faerie that saved my familiar. And yes, I am quite well, actually."
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>"Well everyone back home is worried sick! Or at least your familiar is!"
>Pause.
>"So what've you found?"
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>"Well everyone back home is worried sick! Or at least your familiar is!"
>Pause.
>"So what've you found?"
> "Well, they should be. Something going on here isn't quite right..."
> "Nothing yet."
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> "You mean like a... CONSPIRACY?!"
> Overly Excited Mode ON!
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>"What're we gonna do? Fight our way to the top floor!?"
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> "You mean like a... CONSPIRACY?!"
> Overly Excited Mode ON!
> "I'm not sure. We'll look into it though."
>"What're we gonna do? Fight our way to the top floor!?"
> "No. I still have this pass. We can go to the top floor peacefully."
> She shows you a small card to activate the elevator.
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>"...oh. That's good, too! Yaaay, let's go~!"
>Rush over to the elevator door :3
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>"...oh. That's good, too! Yaaay, let's go~!"
>Rush over to the elevator door :3
> You rush into the elevator. Patchouli traps halfway there and lets out a troubled, "Mukyu!"
> She stands back up and dusts herself off before swiping the card.
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> :smug:
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>After :smug:, giggle and ask to make sure she's okay.
>And enter the elevator, too!
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> You rush into the elevator. Patchouli traps halfway there and lets out a troubled, "Mukyu!"
> She stands back up and dusts herself off before swiping the card.
> "Patchy, did you here a moe voice say Mukyu just now?" Barely supress laughter while saying this.
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> :smug:
>After :smug:, giggle and ask to make sure she's okay.
>And enter the elevator, too!
> You enter the elevator after giggling at her.
> "Patchy, did you here a moe voice say Mukyu just now?" Barely supress laughter while saying this.
> You continue to giggle as the elevator heads up the floors.
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>Keep giggling like a loon as the elevator rises, but try to contain our self when the door opens!
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>But when the doors open, be ready for ACTION! Because there's always ACTION on the top floor!
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>Keep giggling like a loon as the elevator rises, but try to contain our self when the door opens!
>But when the doors open, be ready for ACTION! Because there's always ACTION on the top floor!
> You calm yourself and prepare for action as the doors open. It's a hallway. Not much action here.
> "Let's hurry up and try to find out what's going on. I got the right to come up here thanks to a certain...special...business proposition. And that isn't going to waste."
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> "Let's hurry up and try to find out what's going on. I got the right to come up here thanks to a certain...special...business proposition. And that isn't going to waste."
>That's quite unbecoming Miss Patchouli.
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>Nod
>"I'll cover the left side, you cover the right?"
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> Are there any other demons doing business here?
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>That's quite unbecoming Miss Patchouli.
> You don't think she meant it like that.
>Nod
>"I'll cover the left side, you cover the right?"
> "There wasn't anyone trying to kill anyone when I first stepped up here. You're just being foolish."
> Are there any other demons doing business here?
> As the doors open, you see that's it quite empty. Nothing to be afraid of.
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>Enter the door with Patchy
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>"Oh. Well. It's just that's how these kinds of things always seem to go. I've been doing it for like a week now, and every time... Besides, everyone knows these corporate types are ruthless."
>Look around. Follow Patchouli if she moves on.
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>Enter the door with Patchy
> You exit the elevator with Patchouli.
>"Oh. Well. It's just that's how these kinds of things always seem to go. I've been doing it for like a week now, and every time... Besides, everyone knows these corporate types are ruthless."
>Look around. Follow Patchouli if she moves on.
> "Yes, I can see some of your concern. This is the demon world after all."
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>"It's not so bad here, though. Kinda makes me miss Run DMC... So, what's the plan? We talk to the CEO until a working contract falls out?"
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>"It's not so bad here, though. Kinda makes me miss Run DMC... So, what's the plan? We talk to the CEO until a working contract falls out?"
> "Well, since I still have a few rights in this place, they were willing to give an audience to a trustworthy witch. Basically, we're going to get some answers, and see if we can help."
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>"Oh, okay."
>Onwards!
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> Enter Shinki's throne room/office once we reach the end of the hallway.
> Be polite and make a bow for the Goddess.
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>"Oh, okay."
>Onwards!
> You continue onwards into Shinki's(?) room.
> Enter Shinki's throne room/office once we reach the end of the hallway.
> Be polite and make a bow for the Goddess.
> The moment you enter, you lock eyes with what is most definitely Shinki. You make a polite bow. Patchouli facepalms. Shinki is blushing a little.
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> To Patchy "What? Isn't that Shinki, a Goddess? I'm just trying to be polite and give the respect deserved."
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>We've heard of Shinki when we lived outside? And can also recognize her?
>"I thought our corporate overlords loved it when we bowed and scraped?"
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>We've heard of Shinki when we lived outside? And can also recognize her?
>"I thought our corporate overlords loved it when we bowed and scraped?"
> You're just assuming. She definitely stands out, what with the blue hair, high backed chair, six purple demon wings with pulsating lines. In comparison to the eight other businessmen in the room, she certainly seems important.
> "You read too much."
> You hear Yukari giggle at Patchy's statement.
> To Patchy "What? Isn't that Shinki, a Goddess? I'm just trying to be polite and give the respect deserved."
> "J-just forget I did anything."
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>This is BUSINESS. TIME is MONEY. AND WE ARE WASTING IT!
>Look to Shinki. "So what's the deal?"
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>This is BUSINESS. TIME is MONEY. AND WE ARE WASTING IT!
>Look to Shinki. "So what's the deal?"
> "The deal?"
> She sighs.
> "Kids these days and their slang."
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> "Er... What I meant was, what exactly is the problem?"
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> "Er... What I meant was, what exactly is the problem?"
> "It's quite simple, really. Someone is usurping energy from all the contracts in Gensokyo. We are trying to trace whom this thief is, and why exactly he is doing it. This isn't exactly easy to do, what with the hundreds of people coming down here to complain. Leaves no breathing room for us."
> Shinki lets out a long, tired sigh.
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>"How do you trace it?"
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>"How do you trace it?"
> "We're just trying to find where the energy for these contracts is going. If it's heading someplace particular...Then we can easily find and eliminate the problem. However, we cannot locate anything with hundreds of magicians at our doorstep!"
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>"Oh. Want us to go chase 'em off or something?"
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>"Oh. Want us to go chase 'em off or something?"
> "I was willing to ask Miss Knowledge here to do it. If she is willing to take you along, then so be it. We need to keep things under control to avoid a riot."
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>Look to Patchouli expectantly.
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>Look to Patchouli expectantly.
> She sighs.
> "Alright. I guess you can come along. Perhaps some muscle if the situation arises."
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> "Great! I just want to help, and the sooner this is done, the better."
> Happy smile.
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>"Now what's the plan?"
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> "Great! I just want to help, and the sooner this is done, the better."
> Happy smile.
> "Alright then."
>"Now what's the plan?"
> "Well, first, we are going to find out where all this energy is going. Then we'll get rid of whatever is doing it. The rest will come when we figure out some more in-"
> Her speaking is interrupted by the loud beeping of your GPS.
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> "Eh?"
> Check GPS.
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> "Oh, I'm so sorry! I just recently got this thing, and I haven't even figured out how to make use all the stuff it can do. Let's see, how do I make you be quiet."
> Check the GPS, and the 2nd part of the above said under our breath while we try to do something about the noise. Making it stop preferably, or making it quieter if it can't be stopped.
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> "Eh?"
> Check GPS.
> "Oh, I'm so sorry! I just recently got this thing, and I haven't even figured out how to make use all the stuff it can do. Let's see, how do I make you be quiet."
> Check the GPS, and the 2nd part of the above said under our breath while we try to do something about the noise. Making it stop preferably, or making it quieter if it can't be stopped.
> You check the GPS. It appears that Nitori has sent you a mail.
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>Read the mail.
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>Read the mail.
> Maybe we should hold off on this. We ARE in a meeting involving a Goddess and all that.
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>Read the mail.
> Maybe we should hold off on this. We ARE in a meeting involving a Goddess and all that.
> You open it for a second to stop the beeping before putting the tiny GPS back into your pocket.
> "What exactly was that?"
> Patchy looks at you curiously.
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> You open it for a second to stop the beeping before putting the tiny GPS back into your pocket.
> "What exactly was that?"
> Patchy looks at you curiously.
> "Something made by the Kappa. Like I said, it has many uses, like sending information. I didn't know about that sound it would make until just now though."
> "Once again, I am sorry for that interuption. What was it you were saying, before that interupption?"
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> "Something made by the Kappa. Like I said, it has many uses, like sending information. I didn't know about that sound it would make until just now though."
> "Once again, I am sorry for that interuption. What was it you were saying, before that interupption?"
> "No no no, I know what it is, I was wondering what was wrong with it. Did you get a message?"
> "Well, I was just saying the rest will be planned out once we figure out more."
> Shinki has been watching the two of you carefully.
> "Now, do you need anything to get you started?"
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>"Full access!"
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> "You're a Goddess right? And you made this world, right? Could you...create something right now, pretty please? Like a weapon, or a living creature? I'm kinda curious."
> If Shinki creates something use the copy pin to copy her creation powers. That way we can create weaponry whenever we want!
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>"Full access!"
> "...To what? This building?"
> "You're a Goddess right? And you made this world, right? Could you...create something right now, pretty please? Like a weapon, or a living creature? I'm kinda curious."
> If Shinki creates something use the copy pin to copy her creation powers. That way we can create weaponry whenever we want!
> She simply stares at you questioningly.
> "Mmm...I think not. I see no reason to do so. Perhaps at another time, child."
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> "...To what? This building?"
>"...Yes. It's important for the investigation."
>Sage nod.
>Make a mental note of what the phrase means for future use.
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> I don't think we want a repeat of the Gap incident anyway.
> "Do you have any leads or something yet?"
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> I don't think we want a repeat of the Gap incident anyway.
>It would be worth it for GODDESS POWERS! :D
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> I don't think we want a repeat of the Gap incident anyway.
> "Do you have any leads or something yet?"
>It would be worth it for GODDESS POWERS! :D
> Yes...The gap incident was...interesting...to say the least. Perhaps creation would be worth it?
> "Unfortunately, no. All of our manpower is being used to keep the peace."
>"...Yes. It's important for the investigation."
>Sage nod.
>Make a mental note of what the phrase means for future use.
> "I'll grant it to Patchouli. She's certainly trustworthy enough."
> You nod in a wise manner.
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>"Okay, but she gets to delegate it to me when it's okay."
>Look to Patchy, "Let's go track it down!"
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>"Okay, but she gets to delegate it to me when it's okay."
>Look to Patchy, "Let's go track it down!"
> "...I believe we gave it to her because she could be trusted. Not because she would give it to children."
> "Alright, alright. Just calm down. We'll start in the library and follow Koakuma's contract."
> The GPS begins to beep some more.
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>"Kay."
>Check the GPS. Because fuck Shinki, if she's going to be a jerk at us, we'll be one right back.
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>"Kay."
>Check the GPS. Because fuck Shinki, if she's going to be a jerk at us, we'll be one right back.
> You check the GPS. Another mail from Nitori!
> "This is extremely urgent! My time machine didn't go according to plan! I can't fit an explanation in 150 characters, so you need to get to my lab right away!"
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>"...I wonder if Nitori's time machine malfunctioning has something to do with all the magic drain. Because she just told me that it is, and that she needs me right away."
>Craaaap. At least we have a lead, though!
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>"...I wonder if Nitori's time machine malfunctioning has something to do with all the magic drain. Because she just told me that it is, and that she needs me right away."
>Craaaap. At least we have a lead, though!
> "Hmm...Perhaps we'll take a look."
> Indeed.
> Yukari pokes her head out of a gap.
> "Need a lift?"
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>"Yeah Yukari, that'd be great! Patchouli, wanna come?"
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>"Yeah Yukari, that'd be great! Patchouli, wanna come?"
> "Obviously. Please, Yukari. If you don't mind, of course."
> You are tossed into the Kappa village. Patchy gracefully hovers down. You come crashing down into the ground.
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> Quickly! Run to Nitori's and burst through the door in an epic manner!
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>Burst through the door as soon as we get to Nitori's
>"Am I late?" 8)
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> Quickly! Run to Nitori's and burst through the door in an epic manner!
>Burst through the door as soon as we get to Nitori's
>"Am I late?" 8)
> "Yes!"
> The workshop is in ruins, and her time machine has been reduced to rubble. You can't help but notice the skidmarks on the floor.
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>Oops
>"So what be the problem?
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> "That is, just what happened here, besides the obvious of 'disaster'? "
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>"Oh god, someone's going to become their own grandma, aren't they?!"
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>Oops
>"So what be the problem?
> "That is, just what happened here, besides the obvious of 'disaster'? "
> "The me from the future that was given the advanced intelligence via giving it to younger me decided that she'd prefer world domination! She destroyed the Delorean and took the flux capacitor. Finally, she modified it to call forward a parallel universe! If she can complete the device, then two dimensions will meld and collapse! I-If we don't stop me, it's all over!"
>"Oh god, someone's going to become their own grandma, aren't they?!"
> "No idea!"
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> "Oh God DAMMIT."
> "Patchy, it looks like we've got bigger fish to fry."
> "Nitori. Do you have any idea where future you went?"
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> "Why do mad scientists always desire world domination? Why not world peace? Or ending world hunger? Always domination...."
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> "Oh God DAMMIT."
> "Patchy, it looks like we've got bigger fish to fry."
> "Nitori. Do you have any idea where future you went?"
> "Indeed. I have no idea what's more important...Making sure Koakuma doesn't fade away...or making sure the universe doesn't collapse..."
> Patchouli begins to think deeply.
> "Well, you can follow the trail of fiery skidmarks. Or..."
> She pulls out her GPS.
> "This is a specialized GPS I made to track myself if I ever became obsessed and evil. It is yours!"
> She hands you the TRACKER.
> Why do mad scientists always desire world domination? Why not world peace? Or ending world hunger? Always domination....
> "As soon as you people learn that all mad scientists are evil, you'll never be safe."
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>"Well... future Nitori sounds like she's probably the one using all the magic anyway! But even if she isn't... the universe is pretty important."
>"You made a GPS... to track yourself... in case you ever... what."
>Take the tracker and stare incredulously, because what.
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>"Well... future Nitori sounds like she's probably the one using all the magic anyway! But even if she isn't... the universe is pretty important."
>"You made a GPS... to track yourself... in case you ever... what."
>Take the tracker and stare incredulously, because what.
> "I doubt it."
> "The cunning Kappa must be cunning!"
> You take it curiously. It's...not everyday this happens.
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>Then use the thing.
>"I hate time travel so much. You don't even know."
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>Then use the thing.
>"I hate time travel so much. You don't even know."
> It registers...6 Nitori? Three of which appear to be here...
> "Oh, I know."
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>Look around for other Nitora. "There's three of 'em here, it says... I guess one is you?"
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>"Umm, I really hope this thing is malfunctioning."
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>"Wait. If we beat you up right now, wouldn't that stop all the future versions of yourself from getting anywhere?"
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>Look around for other Nitora. "There's three of 'em here, it says... I guess one is you?"
> She looks around quickly.
> "Uh...Uhm...Maybe."
>"Umm, I really hope this thing is malfunctioning."
> "It isn't, no."
> She looks around and realizes her mistake.
> "Y-Yes it is! Yup. 100% malfunctioning. Yessir."
>"Wait. If we beat you up right now, wouldn't that stop all the future versions of yourself from getting anywhere?"
> "B-but I'm not from the future!"
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Oh shit. This probably isn't the Nitori we want. But let's not let her know that.
>"Hmm, maybe we should check, to make sure."
>Start looking around for other Nitoris.
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>"Only one way to find out! What's the secret word I told you before?"
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Oh shit. This probably isn't the Nitori we want. But let's not let her know that.
>"Hmm, maybe we should check, to make sure."
>Start looking around for other Nitoris.
> "W-why are you looking around here? There aren't any Nitorans here!"
> You look around. You hear a "bang" from the basement.
>"Only one way to find out! What's the secret word I told you before?"
> "Errr...Cucumbers?"
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>"Yup, that's the word!"
>Don't let her know that we're onto her~
>"Is there anything useful in the basement?"
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>"Yup, that's the word!"
>Don't let her know that we're onto her~
>"Is there anything useful in the basement?"
> "O-of course not!"
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>Consider whether taking the chance to attempt gapping into the basement is worth it. We could totally tell Nitori we're just leaving, and gappagappagappa~
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>Gapping's a little too fatality prone, and Yukari's probably going to be putting in some overtime real soon anyways.
>Instead, there is only one solution for Possibly future Nitori. Ready a concentrated fisticuff and PUNCH HER IN THE DICK!
>_
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>Consider whether taking the chance to attempt gapping into the basement is worth it. We could totally tell Nitori we're just leaving, and gappagappagappa~
> You have a 60% chance of success...
>Gapping's a little too fatality prone, and Yukari's probably going to be putting in some overtime real soon anyways.
>Instead, there is only one solution for Possibly future Nitori. Ready a concentrated fisticuff and PUNCH HER IN THE DICK!
>_
> You decide it's time to get physical as you punch Nitori right in the mommy zone. She blushes and lets out a moan of pain before being knocked down.
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>"Patch, make sure she doesn't go anywhere, I'm gonna check the basement!"
>Where's Roger again...? Can we like, summon him or something? Since he's our Shikigami and such.
>Head into dat basement.
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>"Patch, make sure she doesn't go anywhere, I'm gonna check the basement!"
>Where's Roger again...? Can we like, summon him or something? Since he's our Shikigami and such.
>Head into dat basement.
> "Alright."
> You summon Roger while walking down the steps to the basement. He comes crashing down the stairs after you.
> "Ahh...What did I miss?"
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>"Nitori's time machine didn't go as planned; she ended up bringing in an evil future self bent on taking over the world. But I don't know how much of that is true... since the Nitori I just talked to doesn't seem to be the one we know. According to this special GPS, there's six Nitori we've gotta track down."
>Reach basement :D
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>"Nitori's time machine didn't go as planned; she ended up bringing in an evil future self bent on taking over the world. But I don't know how much of that is true... since the Nitori I just talked to doesn't seem to be the one we know. According to this special GPS, there's six Nitori we've gotta track down."
>Reach basement :D
> "...I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that."
> Shanghai moves around a bit on your head before leaping down with her spear.
> "Shanghai!"
> You enter the basement. Pretty dark down here. You can hear quite a bit of movement straight ahead of you.
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>We're huntin' Nitowi's
>Check GPS
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>Before we check GPS, we need some light! We don't wanna get ambushed in the dark~
>Change element to sun, and LET THERE BE LIGHT!
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>We're huntin' Nitowi's
>Check GPS
> It just has three Nitori in a small proximity. You likely won't be able to pinpoint the exact location down here.
>Before we check GPS, we need some light! We don't wanna get ambushed in the dark~
>Change element to sun, and LET THERE BE LIGHT!
> You light up the area. You can see a Nitori tied up and gagged in the corner with two Nitori equipped with what can only be described as a threatening looking rifle guarding her.
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>"Well, um, this accounts for four of them. So what's going on here, Nitoris...?"
>inb4 they tell us that's the evil Nitori although we can assume it's probably the original
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>"Well, um, this accounts for four of them. So what's going on here, Nitoris...?"
>inb4 they tell us that's the evil Nitori although we can assume it's probably the original
> Right on cue, they explain they already captured the evil one.
> "This one's from the future. We've got it covered. Just get out of here."
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>"...okay!"
>Go back upstairs, apologize to the Nitori we hit, and tell her they've captured the evil one in the basement.
And then we can go look for the REAL evil one(s?) :D
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>"...okay! That's great~!"
>While we're talking, sneakily use our spellcard Double The Fun on them~
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>Before dropping Double the Fun: "Wait! What was the secret password I told you?"
>Blast 'em while they try to answer.
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>And if they notice it before it hits them, use our new Lunatic Eyes power on em!
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>"...okay!"
>Go back upstairs, apologize to the Nitori we hit, and tell her they've captured the evil one in the basement.
And then we can go look for the REAL evil one(s?) :D
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>"...okay! That's great~!"
>While we're talking, sneakily use our spellcard Double The Fun on them~
>Before dropping Double the Fun: "Wait! What was the secret password I told you?"
>Blast 'em while they try to answer.
>And if they notice it before it hits them, use our new Lunatic Eyes power on em!
> "Uhhh..."
> They both look at each other before the large rounds push them down.
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>"Make sure they stay down, Roger!"
>Go to the bound up Nitori. Remove any gags; do not untie her.
>"Explain."
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>"Make sure they stay down, Roger!"
>Go to the bound up Nitori. Remove any gags; do not untie her.
>"Explain."
> "Kay."
> You remove the gag and tell her to talk.
> "Uhh...I-I'm the good Nitori!"
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>"Prove it in 30 seconds or less."
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>"Prove it in 30 seconds or less."
> "I can remember our previous conversation perfectly."
> Needless to say, she recites it flawlessly.
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>"Yeah, but so would the other ones! You gotta prove you're not from the future, that you're the one who threw my heart away!"
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>"Yeah, but so would the other ones! You gotta prove you're not from the future, that you're the one who threw my heart away!"
> "...Threw your heart away?"
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>"I proposed to you! You won my heart...then you laughed and threw it away like so many spoiled leftovers..."
>Look downcast.
>"I wish I could quit you, sometimes; it would be so much easier if I could hate you..."
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>"I proposed to you! You won my heart...then you laughed and threw it away like so many spoiled leftovers..."
>Look downcast.
>"I wish I could quit you, sometimes; it would be so much easier if I could hate you..."
> Her eyes light up.
> "Ooooooh...I remember!"
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>"Why do you play with my emotions like that?!"
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>Use cute look in combination of this!
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>Use cute look in combination of this!
>This.
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>"Why do you play with my emotions like that?!"
>Use cute look in combination of this!
> "I didn't think you were serious!"
> She takes another look at your face before breaking down and crying.
> "I didn't know, dammit!"
> She begins to cry.
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>Give a hug. Smooth her hair.
>"It's okay. Even if you are an evil Nitori from the future. ...Oh, was everything the one evil Nitori from the future told me true? About the time travelers and junk? Because that'd be really weird."
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>Give a hug. Smooth her hair.
>"It's okay. Even if you are an evil Nitori from the future. ...Oh, was everything the one evil Nitori from the future told me true? About the time travelers and junk? Because that'd be really weird."
> "I'm not evil Nitori...I promise..."
> She cries some more as you hug her and smooth her hair.
> "I'm sorry..."
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>"It's okay. We all get blindsided by time travelers sooner or later. Its just how things work."
>Untie her.
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>"It's okay. We all get blindsided by time travelers sooner or later. Its just how things work."
>Untie her.
> "I'm so sorry..."
> You untie her.
> "...That you're such a sad sop!"
> She pulls out a small laser gun. As she stands up, a bit of fake skin falls off of her face. This is...is...
> ROBO NITORI
> "You seem surprised! Your GPS read Nitori in the area, not four. It doesn't read robots."
> She fires a laser at you.
> As it flies towards your head, you suddenly remember the first time you ever stepped foot in Gensokyo...
> You are AURICA! A common fairy who was lured to Gensokyo by a mysterious woman with a very fancy umbrella with the promise of something slightly better! Your mission: Find the mysterious woman with a very fancy umbrella, and find out why you were brought here in the first place!
As a fairy, you have basic techniques at your disposal:
> You can use WINGS to fly at anytime!
> You can use FAIRY REGENERATE to heal at an accelerated rate!
> You can use classic danmaku, and although strong for a fairy, you are still weaker than many of the residents of this place.
> You awaken in a very dark place! You cannot move very well, so it is likely a box.
> Bits of light pour in from above. You can likely remove this cover of the box you're in.
> Now, what will you do?
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>"Help! Help! Yukari accidentally gapped me in this donation box!"
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>"Help! Help! Yukari accidentally gapped me in this donation box!"
> A miko opens the lid and stares questioningly.
> "Now what are you doing in there, kid?"
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>"Yukari accidentally gapped me in there. I'm from outside!"
>Pause.
>"Hey, you're the big problem solver person, right? Did you know that one kasha is doing things with zombies under the Scarlet Devil Library?"
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> A miko opens the lid and stares questioningly.
> "Now what are you doing in there, kid?"
> "Some lady with a really fancy umbrella put me in their."
> Try to get out of the box.
> "I'm sorry about that."
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>Think, "Hey Yukari! Can you hear me?"
>Wonder if we were just time warped or if this is a large flashback of our own... if we can prosper that thought in our head that is...
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>"Yukari accidentally gapped me in there. I'm from outside!"
>Pause.
>"Hey, you're the big problem solver person, right? Did you know that one kasha is doing things with zombies under the Scarlet Devil Library?"
> "...Okay."
> "...Okay."
> "Some lady with a really fancy umbrella put me in their."
> Try to get out of the box.
> "I'm sorry about that."
> "...I see."
> "No problem."
>Think, "Hey Yukari! Can you hear me?"
>Wonder if we were just time warped or if this is a large flashback of our own... if we can prosper that thought in our head that is...
> You have no idea, rea-
> You hear a loud scream, knocking you out of your dream. Apparently a Nitori blocked the bullet for you.
> Wait what?
> You look again, on the floor lies a Nitori with a perfect circle through her chest and a pool of blood forming. In front of you stands a ROBO NITORI with a shocked look on it's face.
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>"Oh! And this is really important! Nitori is trying to make a Time machine, and it works! And it's really important we go break it right now! C'mon, it'll be fun! You ever break a car?"
>"ACK! Time out! Roger get the first aid kit!"
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>"Oh! And this is really important! Nitori is trying to make a Time machine, and it works! And it's really important we go break it right now! C'mon, it'll be fun! You ever break a car?"
>"ACK! Time out! Roger get the first aid kit!"
> "Hoho...Your bunny friend won't be able to make it in time. All of this was calculated from the beginning. Your...sweet little Kappa may have been unforeseen, but you will not be able to survive much longer."
> She raises the gun and prepares to blast Roger.
Will Aurica be able to stop ROBO NITORI? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON NAMELESS QUEST!