Maidens of the Kaleidoscope
~Beyond the Border~ => Daiyousei's Cold Storage => Topic started by: Slowpoke on January 19, 2010, 03:43:48 AM
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I really need to draw more, so today I had an idea. I'm going to start watching Fox News and create a daily comic about a moe anthromorphization of Glenn Beck.
(http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww271/EXslowbro/Becky%20Channel/scan0087.png)
What is she going on about? Nobody knows, but she's cute~!
I really didn't know where to put this spontaneous brainfart of mine, and if it should be moved to somewhere like Everywhere Else, or if it simply shouldn't be, just say the word.
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Cool racist-tan story bro
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I think mockery is the most appropriate response to anything related to Fox News anymore. This is a good project.
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I'd watch CNN so I can see that hot Indian anchor, what her name was?
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Not only is this staying here, but I'm stickying it.
Deliver as promised, and be rewarded.
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Beckie-chan just loves her country. <3
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I feel conflicted in so many ways by enjoying this.
Carry on.
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Beckie-chan just loves her country. <3
That was what inspired the comic. I wanted to see if I could portray Beck's outrageous emotions with chibi faces.
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It seems to be working. You could be on to something.
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This is fucking awesome. Do more, please.
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So good
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What the...?
*searches for Glenn Beck on Youtube*
Holy hell. Alright, I'm looking forward to great things from you, Slowpoke. Keep it up!
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I liked Glenn Beck a lot back in 04-05 when he wasn't so crazy partisan. Back then he was just a comedian with a quirky and demented sense of humor. I loved his comedy skits and fake adverts mocking the latest trend in Hollywood or whatever.
Then the terrists got to him and now he's all super serious :<
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Then the terrists got to him and now he's all super serious :<
More like a larger share of Fox's revenue got to him.
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I am imagining this with Kogami Akira's cute voice and it blows my mind. There is great potential in this project.
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Glenn Beck is moe~
.... wait, what did I just say? T_T
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I should watch Fox news and CNN news more often I see.
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I should watch The Onion more often I see.
Fixed that for you bro. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-faCh8BUEts)
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Glenn Beck is moe~
.... wait, what did I just say? T_T
Don't worry, I said it too. T_T
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Who the hell is Glenn Beck?
D'awww, that's pretty cute... And awesome... And awesomely cute~
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Who the hell is Glenn Beck?
No one of relevance.
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I liked Glenn Beck a lot back in 04-05 when he wasn't so crazy partisan. Back then he was just a comedian with a quirky and demented sense of humor. I loved his comedy skits and fake adverts mocking the latest trend in Hollywood or whatever.
Then the terrists got to him and now he's all super serious :<
I initially read this as "Then the tetris got to him." Makes me wonder if there's an equivalent to the Tetris effect for conservative pundits. They spend all day talking about Evil Libruls, and then even after they stop, everything they see starts looking like more Evil Libruls.
And it is unfortunate how everything good seems to get ruined by one political agenda or another. I'm just waiting for Jeff Dunham to get his own show on Fox.
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Moving this here, so it can be available to everyone.
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That's awesome!
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Okay yesterday I cheated and went to Mediamatters, they've always got some embedded video of Beck's rambling of the day. But today at 2:00 I'm actually going to watch the show.
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Okay yesterday I cheated and went to Mediamatters, they've always got some embedded video of Beck's rambling of the day. But today at 2:00 I'm actually going to watch the show.
That's fine. Just do this every day, and you will be the best ever. Hell, we could make a new website for it! With blackjack! And hookers! And MARXIST PROPAGANDA!
edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2ySvKPwMo0
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That's fine. Just do this every day, and you will be the best ever. Hell, we could make a new website for it! With blackjack! And hookers! And MARXIST PROPAGANDA!
edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2ySvKPwMo0
On second thought, forget the website!
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Oh wow...*headdesk*
Brilliant.
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Chalkboard Corner!
(http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww271/EXslowbro/Becky%20Channel/scan0088.png)
you lost me
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Amazing. You have an amazing skill, Slowpoke, to make one of the most unappealing beings in the world appealing and interesting.
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Amazing. You have an amazing skill, Slowpoke, to make one of the most unappealing beings in the world appealing and interesting.
Oh no, what have I done...
But I'm having so much fun with this, you can expect a Jon Stewart-tan later tonight.
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Looking rather ||_________||X there
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But I'm having so much fun with this, you can expect a Jon Stewart-tan later tonight.
I will enjoy seeing the end result of this. For it sounds like it'll be simply glorious
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Colbert-tan will be the beginning of the end.
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This is the best thread on this site. Easily. Grats, you have set the new standard. Everyone sucks.
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I have no idea who this is lampooning, but it's funny anyway.
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I have no idea who this is lampooning, but it's funny anyway.
Read the thread.
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Chalkboard Corner!
(http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww271/EXslowbro/Becky%20Channel/scan0088.png)
you lost me
Glenn Beck:
(http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj297/brasko58/asshole.jpg)
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Glenn Beck:
(http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj297/brasko58/asshole.jpg)
"account inactive"
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Looking rather ||_________||X there
I'm trying to get a variety of faces, but Yuno's influence is too strong ||__||X
But here I didn't use it.
(http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww271/EXslowbro/Drawings/scan0090.png)
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Oh no, what have I done...
But I'm having so much fun with this, you can expect a Jon Stewart-tan later tonight.
You will make my entire year by doing this, and seeing as it's only Janurary of 2010 that's no easy feat.
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Everyone sucks.
but this is what you thought before this thread was made ???
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I have a newfound, flaming (in most senses of the word) respect for you, Slowpoke.
+___+
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This is awesome.
Can I make a request?
Can you please do one of this particular moment of Beck comedy gold (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-D_S7WOnjg)?
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This is awesome.
Can I make a request?
Can you please do one of this particular moment of Beck comedy gold (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-D_S7WOnjg)?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiVUFPuq_IU
Oh Glenn the monster you have become.
Also all Online Blogs are Liberal according to Fox.
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His response was "the C we were missing was for czars"? Seriously? That's not even a rebuttal. He's an idiot.
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His response was "the C we were missing was for czars"? Seriously? That's not even a rebuttal. He's an idiot.
Everyone on Fox News speaks in broken English, it's pretty funny to watch.
This is awesome.
Can I make a request?
Can you please do one of this particular moment of Beck comedy gold (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-D_S7WOnjg)?
I will do my best to expose the Liberal oligarhy
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but this is what you thought before this thread was made ???
Nah, I was just tsundere for everyone.
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This is all he ever talks about.
(http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww271/EXslowbro/Becky%20Channel/scan0091.png)
SPECIAL: THE MAKING OF ベッキー☆チャネル
Behind the scenes! Actually, it's pretty simple, I just watch the show, take some notes, and note the face he made when he said it. Often I have to paraphrase, to make it coherent.
(http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww271/EXslowbro/Becky%20Channel/scan0089.png)
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They're always tsundere
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(http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww271/EXslowbro/Becky%20Channel/scan0092.png)
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At first I was like
"Who the fuck is Glenn Beck"
But then Youtube helped me and I realised how awesome Slowpoke is.
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Oh, Becky. You're so silly. You and your misspelt acronyms. :B
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I love you so, so hard.
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Today Beck just had some documentary linking Obama with all the worst genocidal dictators of history (excluding those who don't fit neatly into the argument), full of Beck's own original research and unverified claims.
(http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww271/EXslowbro/Becky%20Channel/scan0093.png)
But I couldn't think of a joke. I'm tired today. So here's a Table-Rush.
(http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww271/EXslowbro/Becky%20Channel/scan0094.png)
Oh, Rush. You're so anti-Semitic.
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Please tell me Table-Rush will do the Michael J. Fox impersonation. With dialogue.
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This only works because the alternative is Janeane Garofolo-tan or Jello Biafra-tan.
Wait what am I saying, SOMEONE FUND BIAFRA-TAN RIGHT NAO.
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Jello Biafra-tan
Moe-day in Cambodia~
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I imagine Biafra-kun would be tsundere for Tipper Gore.
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I imagine Biafra-kun would be tsundere for Tipper Gore.
Only because she has to decide between Biafra-kun and the foreign exchange student, Purinsu.
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This is not getting updated enough.
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I suggest a comic of one beck's crazy pitchfork rants he used to do.
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This is not getting updated enough.
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I suggest a comic of one beck's crazy pitchfork rants he used to do.
I just remember when Colbert did it.
(http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww271/EXslowbro/Becky%20Channel/scan0096.png)
Here's O'Reilly making the face she always makes. She's so scared and nervous...
(http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww271/EXslowbro/Becky%20Channel/scan0097.png)
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Do O'Reilly making a :T face. Y'know, with cheek puffed up.
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(http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww271/EXslowbro/Becky%20Channel/scan0098.png)
I was going to just do that, but then I thought of something.
(http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww271/EXslowbro/Becky%20Channel/scan0099.png)
The surface of the paper tore off a little in panel 3, but luckily the scanner ignored it.
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I don't know what to make of that second one. But it looks like great troll fuel to me.
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(http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww271/EXslowbro/Becky%20Channel/scan0101.png)
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Don't forget that pinko commie faggot FDR, Becky!
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IP is not good enough for this man
THIS NEEDS A NEW USERGROUP, HARD.
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IP is not good enough for this man
THIS NEEDS A NEW USERGROUP, HARD.
PoliticalCartonah not epic enough
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Well we do have a "Resident Artist" group.
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This comes due to recent event we are all aware of,
I humbly request a picture or comic of CNN-tan telling Marisa she is creepy.
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I actually did draw something tonight, but it turned out like crap and I'm ashamed to scan it.
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This comes due to recent event we are all aware of,
I humbly request a picture or comic of CNN-tan telling Marisa she is creepy.
This, but with a master spark turning her into a crispy reminant of her former self.
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Beck hasn't been saying anything all that outrageous lately, so I'm out of ideas. So here's a terrible philosophy joke, since this is what I'm studying right now. I can't for the life of me find the misc. artwork thread, so I'll just post it more.
(http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww271/EXslowbro/Drawings/scan0103.png)
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Lol plato.
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I can't for the life of me find the misc. artwork thread
All artwork threads in MotK are inside the Alice's Artist Haven (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?board=25.0) as of now. Direct link. (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=114.0)
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allegoryoftheCAVE.png
(http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w88/KimikoMuffin/suwa-yeah.jpg) (http://www.epiconeliner.com/)
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Becky☆Note, by Nobu.
Becky☆Note, by Nobu.
Finally. The culmination of all her plans, tonight. Then it would all finally be over.
Gwen Beck, or "Becky" as she's been so affectionately dubbed by her adoring public, reclined in her chair as she stared into the flickering television screen. Images raced through her head, of the events over the past few months.
The ensuing chaos, when House Democrats begun falling left and right. Heart attacks. And with no apparent cause, the media was quick to suspect some new strain of virus, bioterrorism, or an act of god. They couldn't be so far from the truth.
Well, except for that last one. Though Becky wouldn't go so far as to refer to herself as a "god", she knew that she was doing God's work.
After all, who else but God would have the divine insight to let something like this fall into her hands? Becky mused, while watching images of the newest House Representative flash on screen during the evening news. Her fingers stroked lightly upon the book sitting in her lap: a black notebook, plain except for the white text scrawled in an archaic script.
Death Note.
"And tonight," Becky giggled to herself, "is the final stroke. And I have the best seat in the house."
The newscaster talking about the newest preventative methods to guard against the potential biothreat was interrupted by a breaking story. President Barack Obama had an emergency announcement to the people of the United States, to address the terrifying phenomena occuring in recent weeks.
"Exactly as planned." Becky whispered as her eyes stared affixed to the screen. President Obama took the podium, and cleared his voice to begin. "My fellow citizens, I come to you tonight to address the terror that has gripped our na---urk--"
President Obama suddenly jerked forward, bracing his fall with the podium in front of him.. His face flashed with a look of excruciating pain, as clutched his chest. It was all too obvious from the string of deaths over the weeks that it was the face of a person going under cardiac arrest.
The screen went black. The newscasters were quick to pull the plug, but not quick enough.
Becky stood in her chair, with a look of joy mixed with shock etched across her face. "It's... it's over... I did it. YES! I DID IT! OHA BECKY!" she cackled maniacally. With this, it was over! The nation will be recreated in her, no, in GOD's image!
"Oh Becky, Becky, Becky... you fell right into my trap."
Becky whirled around in her chair, startled at both the message and the voice she heard. It came from behind her, but she didn't have a surround sound system. And that voice... it couldn't be...
From the shadows, stepped out Barack Obama. His calm face was in stark contrast to the face writhing in pain on the television a moment ago.
"Y-You! But I saw you on the screen! You had a heart attack!! HOW?!" Becky shrieked in horror.
"Ah, about that. A recording. It's a wonderful thing, the Death Note? Unfortunately, with it only being under your possession for such a short time, you never tapped it's full potential. Did you know..."
Barack paced slowly around Becky's chair.
"....that the Death Note could control actions too? Much more than the simple-minded "Obama makes a speech in the evening news and dies." For example, if you were to write that 'Robert Downey Jr. dies after writing a autobiography of his secret illicit relationships, before jumping off the balcony of his twelve-story loft', that it would come true? It's much more than an simple instrument of death, as it can practically dictate events."
"How do I know this? Well you see... I came unto possession under my very own Death Note, a little over a month ago." Barack paused to open his coat pocket and pulled out an identical notebook to Becky's. "But unlike you, I took the time to research its scope of powers. And upon figuring out just how powerful this book is, I devised a plan."
Becky gulped down air, her mind growing numb. 'No... this can't be happening..'
"Now, it would be a trivial thing to kill anyone that crossed me. I knew that there must be a better option. And then, that's where you fall into this equation." Barack flashed his winning smile, and a chill went down Becky's back.
"If I operated directly, I have no doubt that it could somehow be traced back to me. However, if I were to use an indirect method, something that nobody would expect, I would be safe. More than safe, because nobody would ever expect the leader of the Democratic Party to off his own kind. But for someone as vocal and prone to making death wishes on her TV program, it would be a natural conclusion to make. So, I arranged for a second book to be introduced, and fall into your hands."
"Wait, so, all of this was your---" her voice trailed off, as she thought of the ramifications of Obama's statement. If he was able to dictate her actions, he must have used the book. And if her name was written in that book, then that means she was going to--
"Indeed. You were right on one thing though. Tonight is the culmination of a monumental event that will unite our free world under one leader. You just got the leader wrong."
"B-But there's one flaw in your plan! Your name is in the book! I know I wrote it!" Becky shouted, her voice tinged with desperation.
"Is it? Why don't you double check."
Becky threw open the notebook she clutched in her hands, and flipped to the page she inked only hours ago. There, the name right after Democratic Majority Leader Steny Hoyer..
"....G-G---Gwen... Beck..." she stared blankly as the book fell from her grasp.
(http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/4606/obamakeikakudoori.jpg)
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That was the best read I've had this week. ;D
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That was the best read I've had this week. ;D
This. |3
And probably not just because I'm a Death Nut, as it were ...
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This was indeed pretty awesome.
I forgot to say this before, but like last week I watched a bit of this guy's show(there was something better on some other channel, so I kept switching back and forth) and I wasn't paying much attention, but he was interviweing a guy and the screen red "SOMETHING CZAR".
Then he went on to interview some lady who has a working out website, and he seemed to claim exercising wasn't giving any real benefits for society or some stupidity like that.
It was sort of entertaining. Stupid people are fun.