Maidens of the Kaleidoscope
~Beyond the Border~ => Daiyousei's Cold Storage => Topic started by: Tamer Anode/Cathode on November 21, 2009, 04:16:04 AM
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For one of my library science assignments, I have to write a bibliography containing print, periodicals, and non-print sources.
Slight problem: I'm can't think of a topic.
So in one of the worst ideas I've had in the past hour, I give you, CPMC, a challenge. Suggest topics for my assignment. I will consider any ideas at this point, no matter how absurd.
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Ergonomics and Hydraulics; a fusion denied far too long.
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Bats.
Your report must include the statement "Bats are bugs."
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The History of Library Science
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Arthurian Legends: Why Sir Kay is better than you.
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ParaPara Paradise, and the ascension of rythm games.
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Why the world will end in 2000 AD.
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ParaPara Paradise, and the ascension of rythm games.
Eurobeat: Tracing the movement fron Italy to Japan
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Lumiferous Aether and Phlogiston: The unseen elements of air and space.
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Touhou: How a small game series by some guy in Japan turned a lot of people into pedophiles.
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In AD 2101: War was beginning
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Friendship: The most powerful force in the universe
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Great Hobos of the 20th Century.
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DDR: An excellent alternative to fitness.
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All of the previous suggestions will work as titles to cite.
Liberal Reptilian Shapeshifters and the Time Cube: Why Legalizing Civil Unions Will Cause the Planet Nibiru to Explode in 2012
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Great Hobos of the 20th Century.
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All of the previous suggestions will work as titles to cite.
Example:
Purvis, Dr. Great Hobos of the 20th Century. Hooverville: Hobotech Industries, 1932.
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We have to use Noodletools and stuff for our papers.
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Noodletools and stuff, and Why Everyone Should Use them for their Papers.
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Gold to Tin, the True Pinnacle of Alchemy.
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Lovecraft, Howard Phillip. Non-Euclidian Geometry in Underwater Ruins, and the Frightful Revelations Waiting Therein. Miskatonic Press: Arkham, Mass. 1926.
Lovecraft, Howard Phillip. Why Library Science Will Summon Shub-Niggurath And Destroy Us All. Miskatonic Press: Arkham, Mass. 1929.
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The medicinal properties of the eating of feces
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Make it about bees.
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Shining Wizard: It's Development, History, and Usage.
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Smokey and the Bandit and how it relates to post-Soviet Russia
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Panhandling for Dummies
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Obama is a Commie Muslim Kenyan Homosexual Nazi and how he's destroying our great Republic by being black
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Man on the Silver Mountain: How Ronnie James Dio Made the World a Better Place
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The socioeconomic consequences of Denmark's treatment of seals
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The Reason The Titles are Seemingly Getting Longer and Longer and Short Again
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Panhandling for Dummies
I live in downtown Edmonton. If I needed to learn about panhandling, I don't need to write a report, I just need to go to a few blocks.
Make it about bees.
I'm going with your idea. Your cheque is in the mail, but will probably be worth nothing once the Canadian-to-American exchange rate is factored in.
Also, bonus marks to Purvis and C27 for providing their citations in the APA format.
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Cats: Nature's Mops
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Genitals.
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Unseen Armies: General Patton's War of Smallpox.
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General Custer's Proliferation of Syphilis
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Unprecedented Serious Affairs
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Sonic 2006
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Boxes inside of boxes inside of boxes inside of boxes inside of boxes inside of(ry
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Why we should sink Greenland
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Yanderes: Psycho People Who Love With an Axe
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The Virtues of Having Axes for Hands
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Rage of the Brooklyn Variety
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Yanderes: Psycho People Who Love With an Axe
The Virtues of Having Axes for Hands
These two go perfectly together. This shall be my thesis for my second-year course.
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Two Knives: Every man's fantasy
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Knifes: The Chronicle of a Shifty-Eyed Dog
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Catbob, the Greatest Champion of Capitalism
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The Inevitable: Regret
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Comparisons on Gay Bars and Nuclear Proliferation
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AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH
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Co-Dependence on the Matter Of Selecting A Topic For A Bibliography
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On Boatmens and Their Roles in Various Revolts, Revolutions, and Strikes.
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How Gundam Can Be Developed with Boxes
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A Concise History of Fiberglass
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Level 1 Rattata: Terrible Choice or Threat to Humanity
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The Mating Rituals of the Plesiops Coeruleolineatus: A Fish Too Far?
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An Almanac of Complete World Knowledge Compiled with Instructive Annotation and Arranged in Useful Order by myself, John Hodgman, a Professional Writer, in The Areas of My Expertise, which Include: Matters Historical, Matters Literary, Matters Cryptozoological, Hobo Matters, Food, Drink & Cheese (a Kind of Food), Squirrels & Lobsters & Eels, Haircuts, Utopia, What Will Happen in the Future, and Most Other Subjects
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Topics
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For Your Consideration, The Firms of Dutton & Riverhead Books Present in the English Language: A Further Compendium of Complete World Knowledge in "The Areas Of My Expertise," Assembled and Illumined by Me, John Hodgman, A Famous Minor Television Personality, Offering More Information Than You Require On Subjects as Diverse as: The Past (as There Is Always More of It), The Future (as There Is Still Some Left), All of the Presidents of the United States, The Secrets of Hollywood, Gambling, The Sport of the Asthmatic Man (Including: Hermit-Crab Racing), Strange Encounters with Aliens, How to Buy a Computer, How to Cook an Owl, and Most Other Subjects
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For Your Consideration, The Firms of Dutton & Riverhead Books Present in the English Language: A Further Compendium of Complete World Knowledge in "The Areas Of My Expertise," Assembled and Illumined by Me, John Hodgman, A Famous Minor Television Personality, Offering More Information Than You Require On Subjects as Diverse as: The Past (as There Is Always More of It), The Future (as There Is Still Some Left), All of the Presidents of the United States, The Secrets of Hollywood, Gambling, The Sport of the Asthmatic Man (Including: Hermit-Crab Racing), Strange Encounters with Aliens, How to Buy a Computer, How to Cook an Owl, and Most Other Subjects
I just know I'm going to regret this.
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We have to use Noodletools and stuff for our papers.
why everyone should wear their belts on their chests.
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A History Of Decisions I Wish That I Hadn't Made, In Reverse Chronological Order, Beginning With Asking My Online Friends For A Subject For This Bibliography
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Blizzards I Have Died In
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After the end of World War II, the world was split into two - East and West.
This marked the beginning of the era called the Cold War.
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The Basics of Arson: Totally Not a How-To Guide, Seriously
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If I Hadn't Done It I Wouldn't Have Gotten This Record Deal
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Bathtub Gin and Other Impoverish Mixology Masterpieces
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The Power of Violins
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Why are you Reading This? An Introduction to Nihilism
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How People Die If They Are Killed
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Polkamon, Volume 163
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Courts Try Shooting Perpetrator, A Guide to Instinctive Grammar
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Flaming Messengers and Company Barbecues: How to Fund Your Next Potluck Dinner
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Piernas: The legs of escape
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On the Psychology of Mindgames, Juking, and Low HP Fighting
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today, chuck yeager plays earthbound
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How school is a waste of our time from the inevitable robot attack.
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How People Die If They Are Killed
Why People Die If They Are Killed would make a better paper :O
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MMO Class Balance and You
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The End of the World as We Know It and Methods to Repopulate the Planet
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I Put On My Cape And Wizard Hat: A Compendium On Spellcaster Buffs
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Loving Bombshells and Stealing Their Children: A Handyman's Guide
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RIP AND TEAR: A Lexicon on DPS Terminology
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The Life and Times of Fetal Gore Mouse
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Religion and Corruption: Both are not Mutually Exclusive
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What It Takes to Shut Me Up
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The digits of pi
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Hectopascals for the Zetta's Soul
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Power Level, and how it Came to be Over 9000, Impressing Vegeta, who then Proceeded to Crush the Scouter in His Palm and Scream Thoughtlessly like The Crazy Bastard He is, and the Reason as to Why he Did this.
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Hairspray as a Vehicle for World Domination
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Bradygames' Strategy Guide to Snatcher
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Radical PC-98 Tips and Tricks 6
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A Certain Internet Forum and Metrosexualism In a Side-Project of the Same Forum
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Border of Life
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The Deliciosity of Plutonium
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Yes or No: Maybe
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James Pond: The Game: The Movie: The Novel: The Magazine
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Discourse on the Availability of Natural Resources, the Productivity and Economy of Various Nations and International Trade Federations, the Presence of International Unions, the Rise of Temperatures Across the World, the Shrinking of the Earth as Made by Technology, the Growing Violence of Certain Groups of People and Their Reasons for Doing So, the Instability of the Human Psyche, the Declining Health of the Average Human Society, the Construction and Operation of the Large Hadron Collider and Others Like It, the Degradation of Television, the Growing Population of Pan-Flute Bands, the Predictions of People of Various Origins, the Prospect of National Health Care, the Election and Term of a Certain President of the United States, and 2012
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Why Denmark Rules
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Why Denmark Rules
And Why Hungary Don't
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White men can't dance: The chronicles of a frogoten umbrella in a topsy-turvy wonderland, or: Rurockin' the new world with with zombie DJ Donut and Terror-eater Zengar.
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The Dark Irony involved in the Fact that Some of the Titles and Suggestions in a Topic Requesting Suggestions for a Paper in an Online Forum Actually Look Like They are Serious, and the Consequences of Said Irony, Based on the Theory Elaborated by Lex Luthor, PhD in Th SA Lunatic.
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Why are you Reading This? An Introduction to Nihilism
Courts Try Shooting Perpetrator, A Guide to Instinctive Grammar
seriouspost, might have to actually use these one day
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How to Keep Morons Occupied for a Day
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Being a (9): Math
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The Influence of Japanese Mythology On Video Games: 1975 to Present
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Bibliography
On The Important Subject
Of The Haiku Art
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The Banana: A Triumph of Human Engineering
Bibliography
On The Important Subject
Of The Haiku Art
/me thumbs up
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Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help!_Mom!_There_Are_Liberals_Under_My_Bed).
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FOE: Fun Mini-Boss or The Worst Thing You Can Run Into
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FDR vs TR: The Ultimate Showdown
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I Have A Broken Flashlight How Do I Fix It
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How babby is Formed and How Girl Get Pragnent
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Archeobacteria and You: 100 Delicious Recipes
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An Analysis Of How Many Bibliographies It Takes To Change A Lightbulb
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Internet: Serious Business
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LOL Memes and Other Refuges of the Lazy Spammer
Thor, The World, and You: Norse Mythology for Everyday Life
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Libraries, Containers of More Sharp Obects Than a Knife Store
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Obelisks and Other Phallic Mythological Icons
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Wonders of The World: Internet
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Wonders_of_the_World
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Bug Repelant and Why Tropical Countries Suck During Summer.
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Fuck You, Got Mine: Modern Corporatism Made Easy
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Suwako > Kanako: It is true.
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What is Your Purpose in Life: Choosing Between Udon and Ramen
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Gpop and Old, Dead Memes: A Love Story
The Pollen-Powered Engine and Why Bees Disappearing is Doubly Bad
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Edward, Jacob, or BOTH
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How This Thread Reached 5 Pages and It's Creator Already Fullfilled It's Purpose Without It's Help And Doesn't Care Anymore.
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You Are Reading This Sentence: A Guide to Self-Referential Literature.
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The Thread That is Now Filled With Silly Topics and Doesn't Seem to End
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The Roof, The Roof, The Roof Is On Fire: Emperor Nero's Reign
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The Angry Colossal: Every Thread He Touches Dies, This One Doesn't
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Yumemi, and Why No One Cares About Her - A Guide to PC-98
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You Will Never Experience Japanese School Life, and Other Sad Facts from a Sad Frog.
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Why You Should Think About What You Are About To Present and Create a Misunderstanding Finding Out Your Entire English Class is Full of Perverts
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Rules of Capitalization: What to Capitalize in a Book Title.
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John Freeman: Saver of Humen
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Gordon Freeman: Some Guy Who's Addicted to Touhou and Also Takes Part in an Internet Community Called Maiden of the Kaleidoscope, and How He Save the World From Total Destruction After a Resonance Cascade, Presented Buy a Guy who Watched Him Kick a Whole Alien Troop's Ass With Just a Crowbar.
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Directory of Embarrassing Names: Moorcock to Titian
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Taking It Easy The Hard Way
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A Guide to Romantic Hydraulics
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Fuck It: Pissed by Not Having Any More Cool Title Ideas.
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Ergonomic Apocalypse!
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Why People Are Running Out of Ideas
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Holy Shit Someone Give Me an Idea.
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Having Meme Spammer for an irl Friend, Is It Cool or Annoying
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<Insert witty title that I can't make myself here>
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A Complete List of the Quantity of Things Needed to Install a Lightbulb
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The Sun and You: An idiot's guide on how not to be blind
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The Ultimate Guide To Creating Creative Creations
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How Does A Hungry One Eat When There's No Food, and the Consequences of Starvation.
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Predicting The Next Post: The Poster
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How to Foil Someone's Prediction
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Discovery Turbo: The Ultimate Guide on Re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-watching the Same Sniper Rifle Documentary You have Already Watched Over Nine Thousand Times
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The Fool's Guide To Making A Foolish Title for Fools Foolishly Fooling Around With Foolish Titles Foolishly
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The Celebration of the Human Body and the Restrictions of Modern Society: The Role of the Lecher and Why, featuring an interview with Kimura-sensei
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A Teacher's Guide To Self Teaching Teachers
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One Shot, One Kill: an Interesting Concept.
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The Migrations of Discarded Plastic Bags
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A Comparison of American and Soviet Damages
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Spittoons of the World
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Discovery Channel War Specialists and How They Get All Worked Up while Talking about Killing Methods
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The Aspects of Moe
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A Witch's Quest for Hot Sauce
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Taking It Easy The Hard Way
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Colonel Sassacre's Daunting Text of Magical Frivolty and Practical Japery
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Colonel Sassacre's Daunting Massacre
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Colonel Kernel's Harrowing Hall of Homophones
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Data Structures for Assholes
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Masonic Symbolism Present In Ghostbusters 2
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The Benefits of Keeping a Breegull in One's Backpack
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The Complete Guide to Painting a Suigintou Mural on Your Lowrider
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AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH: AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH
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Witches and how they saved the world with dark magic.
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http://www.cracked.com/article_16962_bukkake-gods-japans-insane-creation-myths.html
best topic ever.
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God do I hate Cracked.
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How A Thread Can Quickly Make A Strange Turn When You Leave for 38 Minutes
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The Mathematical Engineering Behind Sonic and Knuckles
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Mathematics: Why It's Important
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Space Invaders: A Cultural KT Event
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Shoryuken - The Only Correct Continuation After A Shoryuken
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A Nudist Proposal
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Satori x Reimu in a doujin
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The Various Portrayals Of Door Handles In Modern Media
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The Candyland Conspiracy
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How to Row, Row and Fight the Powaa
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How to Row, Row and Fight the Powaa
On Boatmens and Their Roles in Various Revolts, Revolutions, and Strikes.
The Quayle Anti-Dynasty
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The Grand Traditions of Hobo Marriages
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Musings on Pokemon and Slavery
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Children's Dolls and Pyrotechnics: A Match Made in Heaven
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The Quayle Anti-Dynasty
How to Reach The Heavens With Your Drill: A Guide to Success.
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On Boatmens and Their Roles in Various Revolts, Revolutions, and Strikes.
ffff how did I not notice this at first XD
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Poutine Sombreros: Making Proper Improvements to Existing Hat Design
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How To Refresh Yourself, The Yukkuri Way
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The Virtues of Starvation: Rebelling Against the Body's Nutrition Demands
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Self-Cannibalism History and Theory
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Who Is That Masked Man? Profiles in Kigurumi
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The Spammy Troll and The Administrator: A Love Story
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Threads That Need to Die: A Study in Lecture Series